I'm taking the imperial examinations in Liaozhai

a year ago

The evening wind was blowing the orchid leaves by the window. The man sat at the desk and flipped through the pages of the book with a very focused face.When he turned to the eighth volume of "Hanshu", he saw the beauty cut from yarn between the pages of the book.

He put the beauty on the book, with a more innocent look on his face, "It would be great if you were real."

The beauty who cut the yarn suddenly blinked, sat up on the book, and smiled on her face.

"Ah!" The young man was startled, leaned back and fell to the ground.

"What's your name? Am I that scary?" The yarn-cut beauty grew bigger and bigger, and finally turned into a real beauty. She walked down from the table and bent over to look at the young man who fell on the ground.

The young man hurriedly changed his posture, knelt down on the ground, and bowed to the woman, "If you dare to ask who the fairy is, I offend you so much, please forgive me!"

The woman straightened up and said with a light smile, "You scholar, you are really strange. You always look forward to my coming, why now that I am here, you don't recognize me?"

"Miss, what is the meaning of this? Yuzhu doesn't know, so please ask Xiangu to explain it clearly."

The woman sat on the table, swinging her legs, looking cute and cute, "My surname is Yan, and my name is Ruyu. You miss me every day, if I don't come, I am afraid that scholars in the world will no longer believe in the words of the ancients." Woolen cloth."

Lang Yuzhu was stunned for a moment, and then said pleasantly, "The ancients never deceived me, there is really Yan Ruyu in the book!"

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"Ahhhhhhhhhhh, I hate it. Why did Lady Bai ask me to send you two to Honghe Town? You two are so stupid that you can't even read a map?" Xiao Hei sat on the only donkey, and the two Adults walk on two legs.

"Why don't you let your white lady change someone if you don't like it, and we didn't force you to lead us the way." Bone said angrily.

This black snake is not happy, he is not happy yet.This donkey was meant to be used by Xiaohezi as a substitute for transportation, but in the end he was lucky enough to occupy it because of his young appearance, leaving Xiaohezi to rely on walking.If she has the ability to find out how old she is, she may be older than Grandpa Xiaohezi.

"You treat me as if I don't want to change, I don't want to leave the side of Bai Niangniang, but I am the only snake who can leave the temple, and the other snakes can only move within a hundred miles near the snake well. If Bai Niangniang didn't say that you are a snake temple Your benefactor, let me atone for my crimes, I don’t have the time to spare you.” Xiao Hei had a stinky face.

"I said Xiao Hei..."

"Call me a nigger, nigger is that what you can call me?"

"Okay, nigger, I think you are much better than the white lady, why do you still listen to her?" Bone asked.

"Listen to what she said, what's wrong, Lady Bai is my wife, although I haven't gotten married yet, but sooner or later I will succeed." Xiao Hei clenched his fists, his face full of pride and ambition.

"Is Lady Bai a man or a woman?" Ji Zihe was a little confused. Can a man be called a daughter-in-law?But if it is a woman, Xiao Hei is also a girl, so how can she talk about marriage?

"Bai Niangniang is of course a girl, and she is as beautiful as a fairy. I have never seen a more beautiful snake than her in my life!" Xiao Hei said.

Ji Zihe recalled the white lady dressed by a Taoist priest he had seen before. She had a pure man's face, no matter how she did it, it had nothing to do with beauty, so she couldn't imagine it.

"But you are also a girl, how can you marry her?" Ji Zihe asked again.

"Who says I'm a girl? She's an upright man!" Xiao Hei said dissatisfied with a pouty face.

"Then you..." Ji Zihe was stunned. Why would a boy wear a girl's hairstyle and wear a girl's skirt? Isn't this clearly misleading!

"If you don't believe me, do you want me to take off my pants and show you my little brother?" Xiao Hei proposed the most brutal method of proof.

"No, no need." Ji Zihe smiled awkwardly.

"You said that you are also an ancient mythical beast Teng Snake anyway, why do you want to marry an ordinary big white snake?" Bone asked again.

"How do you know that my uncle is a snake?" Xiao Hei's aura suddenly changed, and his eyes turned into vertical pupils, staring at the bones, which made people shudder.

Bones let go of his restrained breath, "Don't be so nervous."

Although Xiao Hei couldn't tell what the prototype of the bone was, he still had a clue, "You are also an ancient beast. Although it is only a soul, you look so delicious."

Xiao Hei's face was full of covetousness, if he could eat him, then he would definitely grow up a lot.It's a pity that the white lady won't let me eat it.

"Thank you, you seem to taste good too." Bone replied with a smile.

Ji Zihe twitched the corners of his mouth. Why are the two people talking so strangely? Is this way of blowing each other popular among monsters now?

"You said that the nigger is a Tengsnake, is it the divine beast Tsengsnake I thought?" Ji Zihe poked at the bone.

Bone thought for a while, "It should be."

Will there be a second kind of Teng snake? What kind of problem is this?

"Wow, that's amazing. Bones, you can actually see his real body. Then what is your real body?" Ji Zihe seemed to ask casually. Xiao Hei was also curious about this, and looked towards Gus.

Bones looked at him as if he could see through everything, Ji Zihe cast his eyes aside uncomfortably.

"I'm a bone now, and I'm just a bone. As for the others, what do you want to ask about this. I think you humans have a good saying, the more you know, the faster you die." Bones showed a nasty smile .

Ji Zihe rolled his eyes at him, he was no longer a child, and wanted to scare him.

"Let's take a break first, I drank too much water just now, I want to make it easier." Ji Zihe said.

"Want me to stay with you?" Bones asked.

"No need." Ji Zihe shook his head, he wasn't afraid of it in broad daylight.

Seeing Ji Zihe walking away, Xiao Hei said, "Hey, a wife is for coaxing, why are you bullying him. For the sake of our being brothers and sisters, let me remind you, be careful if you piss people off. I don't want you anymore."

"Daughter-in-law? You mean Xiaohezi, don't be kidding, we are all men." Bone said.

"What's wrong with men, we cultivators find a partner, age is not a problem, and race is not a problem, let alone a mere gender. If you mind this, then you can become a woman."

"There is some truth in what you said... Oh, no, when did I say I like him?"

"If you don't like him, then why do you protect him? He is just a mortal, so he is not worthy of such a treasure like you."

"That's me, why should I tell you this, what do you know, you little brat?"

"Don't look down on me. Even though I am young, I am much better than you. Ever since I met Bai Niangniang, I have made up my mind to marry her as my wife, and I will follow her and guard her from now on, because I I know what it means to never miss an opportunity. When I grow up, I will definitely marry her, and I will definitely not let other people have the slightest chance to cut off their husbands." Xiao Hei said firmly.

"Then I wish you success." Bones thought to himself, how big is this little scorpion snake, it may take tens of thousands of years for him to reach adulthood, and the white snake's cultivation level is not high, maybe by then, the white snake will become an old woman. Can't the little Tengshe still have a crush on him?

In fact, he felt that it was not that he didn't have a good impression of Xiao Hezi, otherwise he wouldn't care about Xiao Hezi that much.After all, it is a cub that I have watched grow up, even if I raise a kitten, I will have feelings, not to mention that Xiao Hezi is such a dazzling person.But he is a remnant soul, maybe one day he will be captured and fused by God Meng Zhang, and the ghost knows if he still exists or not.And Xiao Hezi is a mortal, with a lifespan of at most a hundred years, if he is lucky enough to survive, then Xiao Hezi will only be a flash in the pan in his long life.He is not a hot-blooded young man. Although he has no memory of the past, he has lived for hundreds of years. With the situation of the two of them, it is absolutely not suitable to go any further.

He thought, all he can do is to accompany him, watch him take the imperial examination, watch him marry a wife and have children, watch him become famous, or maybe he can watch him grow old, and watch his bones be buried in the ground inside.At that time, if he disappeared, he would not have such a big regret.

"Thank you, I will definitely succeed." Xiao Hei said as a matter of course, and then looked at the bones, and there was a thick stack of blue books in his hand, "It looks like you have no experience at all, how about it, I have a few books here , One-stop service from getting started to giving birth. Seeing that you are destined, I will charge you 100 taels of silver for each book, and the personal test is effective. Brother, don’t you want a set?”

Gu Gu stared at the stack of books indifferently, and said after a long while, "I don't have any money, can pills be used?"

"Of course, all kinds of equivalent exchanges are supported." A standard profiteer's smile appeared on Xiao Hei's face.Heh, man, you say no, but your body is very honest.

When Ji Zihe came back, he saw Bones squatting there doing something furtively.He made a hush gesture to Xiao Hei, and walked lightly towards the bone.

Xiao Hei was very cooperative. He made a small profit just now, and he was in a great mood.

Ji Zihe slapped Bones on the shoulder, "What are you looking at?"

Bones shoved the book in his hand into his sleeve, turned his head calmly, "It's nothing, you're back, let's go on."

Ji Zihe looked at his sleeve suspiciously, if it's really nothing, why is your face so red, you're lying!

With Xiao Hei's help, Ji Zihe and the others soon arrived in Honghe Town.

When they arrived in the town, Ji Zihe and the others found someone to inquire about, and they found the home of Ji Zihe's distant relative.

That family's surname is He. Although it is not the same surname as Ji Zihe, they are really distant relatives.His family also has small assets, mainly because the family has a lot of land, so there is no need to worry about livelihood.Although the He family's old couple lost their son, they still have a filial daughter-in-law, four grandsons and granddaughters around their knees, and there is still some hope in life.

The funeral went smoothly. He Xiucai was a scholar and made many friends during his lifetime.When the news of his martyrdom spread on the battlefield, many scholars made a special trip to his funeral to worship him.As the host of the funeral, Ji Zihe also met many people.

After the funeral was over, Ji Zihe confiscated any thank you gifts, so the He family asked Ji Zihe to stay in Honghe Town for a while to express their gratitude.Ji Zihe didn't refuse, since he has nothing to do anyway, it doesn't hurt to stay here for a while.And he recently met a new friend, his name is Lang Yuzhu.