I'm taking the imperial examinations in Liaozhai

It snowed all night, and Xiao Hei knelt on the cold bluestone slab. The thick layer of snow had already submerged his knees.Snakes hate winter and snow. When was the last time it snowed so much?

Xiao Hei looked at the gate of the temple without moving, and was at ease for a long time. When he recalled the past, he suddenly felt that it seemed to be a matter of his previous life.

At that time, just after he left the secret realm, he arrived at a relatively remote city of monsters.It was the first time for him to see the world clearly. Whether it was his thousands of years of life experience or the ancient times in his memory, they were all derailed from the current world.When Old Antique came out of the mountain, he didn't understand anything, he was curious about everything, when he saw a little demon who looked similar to himself, he moved over to him, looking at the candy in his hand, drooling greedily.

What is this? It looks very fragrant. I want to try it.

Xiao Hei has no so-called concept of begging for help, and no one has taught him. He just took sugar figurines from others, and became what others called a robber.So, Xiao Hei knew that his behavior was called robbery.

Xiao Hei didn't think there was anything wrong with robbing, because no one told him that if he liked it, he would grab it, otherwise he would become his own.Anyway, this group of weak chickens can't beat him, why can't they snatch him?

The little monster cried, "I want to go back and tell my parents that you bullied me!"

"What are parents?" Xiao Hei bit the sugar figurine with a puzzled look on his face.

"Don't you have parents?"

"No."

"So you are a wild child with no father or mother!"

"Wild child!"

Xiao Hei was not angry because of his swearing, but felt that his attitude was annoying, so he beat him up.

The little monster's father came, and the little monster immediately became arrogant.The little monster's father hugged the little monster to comfort him, and wanted to vent his anger on him, telling Xiao Hei to apologize, otherwise he would beat him to death.

Xiao Hei understood, it turns out that this big monster is Daddy.

But the little monster's father couldn't beat Xiao Hei, and Xiao Hei looked at the miserable little monster hugging the big monster and crying, "Daddy is useless, he can't beat me."

The big monster gritted his teeth, "You wait for me, I will ask my father to clean you up!"

Xiao Hei was puzzled, aren't you just Daddy? Is there anyone else called Daddy?

An old monster came back. The old monster said he wanted to eat Xiao Hei, but the old monster still couldn't beat Xiao Hei, and then he ran away with the big monster and the little monster.

After the sugar figurine finished eating, the sweet taste in his mouth dissipated. Xiao Hei bit the sugar figurine stick, reluctant to throw it away, wanting to retain the good taste again.

Dad turned out to be the one who helped you fight. Where can I get it? He hasn't received it yet.

This is not good in the world of comprehension, it is easy to offend people, and it beats the young to the old, so there are no Taoist friends, brothers and the like.As long as you offend one person, you can get a group of enemies.

Xiao Hei is not afraid of making enemies, the main reason is that he hasn't met any powerful enemies yet, and anyone who comes to find fault can't beat him.

As time in the WTO grew, Xiao Hei also gradually understood the ways of the world.He knew that his father and mother were not thugs, but the two people who gave birth to him, and they were home.Many people called him a bastard who was born by his mother but not taught by his parents. Xiao Hei no longer cares as much as before. He gets angry easily, and when he gets angry, he has to eat those annoying ghosts into his stomach.

He has no family, no parents, no relatives and friends, so what, others do have them, but they still can't beat him.

Xiao Hei was biting the sugar man, watching the other family members being so sweet, friends fighting, and brothers hooking each other, he suddenly felt that the sugar man was not so sweet anymore.Not only is it not sweet, but it is also a little sour, even more sour than candied haws, which hit his heart.

But Teng Snake was born to be a villain, the so-called villain in storytellers, and should do bad things, how could he have relatives and friends!

It was getting late, and the bustling market during the day became deserted at night, and everyone went home.As a loner, Xiao Hei has no home. At this time, he can either squat in a corner or on the roof.

It sounds quite romantic to sit and watch thousands of lights.It can be seen for a long time, and it will inevitably feel sad.Although there are many lights, none of them belong to me.

Xiao Hei remembered that during that time, it often snowed, whether it was winter or summer.He was in a bad mood at first, but when it snowed, his mood got even worse. He hated snow, and hated getting cold. He was a snake and had no hair. The snow was too cold, and his bones were so cold that his bones were icy.

Suddenly one day, a man and a woman came to Xiao Hei, with kind faces on their faces, "We are your parents."

That's what the couple said.

Xiao Hei thought he didn't care about anything, but when his parents stood in front of him and said they wanted to give him a home, he still gave in to the desire in his heart without spine.

That was probably Xiao Hei's happiest day. His parents bought him nice new clothes, bathed him, put on new clothes, and cooked him a good meal.

It was the first time for Xiao Hei to eat the meal cooked by his mother, it was really delicious, so delicious that he almost burst into tears.He immediately decided that he would forgive his parents for showing up so late, as long as they would be with him in the future.

Unfortunately, after a meal, Xiao Hei woke up from his dream.

The rice is delicious, but it is a pity that it is poisonous. After eating it, the meridians will be blocked, and the whole body will be weak.

Facing Xiao Hei who had lost his combat effectiveness, the couple immediately revealed their true colors.They are not Xiao Hei's parents at all, but Xiao Hei's strength is very high, and he is still underage. Maybe they are descendants of some great monsters, or there is a phenomenon of atavism.No matter what the possibility is, Xiao Hei's flesh and blood must be a great tonic. If he eats him, he may save hundreds of years of struggle. This is quite a temptation for monsters.

Seeing Yanyan's parents who were still talking and laughing with him one second, and gesturing at him with a knife in the next second, discussing his [-] ways to eat, Xiao Hei was angry, and insisted on holding on, using his own A whole body of flesh and blood beat the man and woman to pieces.Although he did not die, he was also seriously injured.

During that time, there were always snowflakes in the sky, and for Xiao Hei, it was a house leak that happened to rain all night.

Injured monsters are very dangerous in the world of comprehension. Knowing that you are injured, the first thing the monsters think of is not to save people, but how to take advantage of your illness to kill you.If you encounter an injury, you will be as lucky as a blind cat encountering a dead mouse. Maybe you can get the body of a big monster without any effort. What a good deal.

It was the first time that Xiao Hei suffered such a serious injury, which almost killed him.He didn't dare to stay here for a long time, fearing that other monsters would come after him smelling the smell of blood, so he had to escape to a deserted mountain to recuperate before going out again.

Xiao Hei gritted his teeth. Parents are all lies. He doesn't want parents anymore. It hurts too much.

Xiao Hei's escape was not smooth. People who used to be afraid of him now dare to attack him with weapons, and those who flattered him before will now sneak up on him from behind.The demons seemed to have forgotten their fear, and greedily looked at Xiao Hei's piece of fat, wanting to tear him apart and eat him.For a while, he became a street mouse that everyone shouted and beat.

Xiao Hei is used to domineering, there is no big monster here, he is the big monster in the eyes of other monsters, so no one dares to provoke him, and no one finds out that he is an ancient mythical beast.Although those monsters wanted to hunt him down, but to the monks in other places, it was nothing more than a grudge between a few country monsters, and they didn't plan to get involved to take advantage of it.Therefore, Xiao Hei was able to persist in running away for a long time.

However, the poison hadn't been removed, so Xiao Hei still couldn't use his magical powers and could only be beaten passively.There is a kind of pride in Xiao Hei's bones. Even if he is forced into a desperate situation, he is unwilling to send himself to the mouths of these monsters that he usually despises. He even desperately uses his own flesh and blood to turn them into fire to kill those monsters.

Exhausted, Xiao Hei collapsed in front of a temple. His flesh and blood were almost consumed, so that he looked skinny and skinny, and the clothes that fit him became empty, and the wound on his body could no longer bleed. .

It is said that there are great monks who recite scriptures in the temples of ordinary people, who only eat vegetarian food, do not eat meat, and do not kill animals, maybe they will not eat themselves.It's just that he might put himself under the tower, just like the big white snake sung in the play.

Snow fell and covered him.Xiao Hei was feeling sorry for himself for his future, when suddenly, the gate of the temple opened, and a woman in white came out of the temple.

Xiao Hei really wanted to lament his luck, and said the big white snake, and the big white snake came.It's really unlucky, I thought it would be a monk's temple, but I didn't expect it to be a den of monsters, and I was a fat meat delivered to my door.

Looking at the woman who walked in front of him, Xiao Hei raised his head, "You look so pretty, anyway, I'm going to die anyway. Rather than being eaten by those ugly monsters, it's better to be eaten by a beauty like you, saying Maybe in the underworld, the King of Hades will let me have a good pregnancy in the next life because I died for the beauty. But you should be quick, I don't have much meat now, you'd better boil me into soup, Don't cook it with vegetarian dishes, I like to eat meat and hate eating grass."

The little black Balabala confessed his last words, closed his eyes and began to wait for death.A pair of delicate hands hugged him, and Xiao Hei nestled in the woman's arms, feeling the temperature of her body.This position, his "mother" hugged him before, it's really a comfortable position, but it's a pity, the price to be paid for hugging him is too high, it's his little life.

Xiao Hei's consciousness was immersed in the darkness, and he didn't feel nervous when he thought that he was going to die.After escaping for so long, he was already very tired, and now he fell asleep as soon as he relaxed.

When he woke up, he found that he was not in the pot.The clean and soft bed and the quilt that smelled of the sun were the treatment he had never enjoyed before.

"Aren't you going to eat me?" Xiao Hei looked at this beautiful white snake demon.

"I don't have the habit of eating the same kind. You can rest easy and recuperate, and go home when the injury is healed." Bai Jinzhi said with a smile.

Xiao Hei grabbed the quilt with both hands, "I don't have a home."

Bai Jinzhi was stunned for a moment, "If you have no other place to go, just stay and treat this place as your home."

"Can I stay?" Xiao Hei looked at her in surprise, with some anticipation and some disbelief.

"Of course, there are many snakes in this temple. It's just that if you do something bad and don't want to obey the rules, I can't keep you."

"I don't do bad things, I listen to you, I want to stay."

"That's good. My name is Bai Jinzhi. I'm the demon in charge here. You can call me Bai Niangniang."

"Okay." Xiao Hei hesitated for a moment, and boldly said, "Bai Niangniang, you look so good-looking, I like you, can you lay eggs with me?"

If you want to ask Xiao Hei what kind of relationship is the strongest, it goes without saying, of course it is family members, and only family members can't just say goodbye.Then what is a home? Naturally, a family is called a home if you have a wife and children, right?Xiao Hei doesn't want to be a child anymore, he wants to be his father!