Wear it together with a Taoist [Quick Transmigration]

System [Host → _ → You are afraid that there is some misunderstanding, "Look at my pot" is not a gourmet system, but a dumping system. 】

Gu Cijiu【Ah? 】

The system ["Look at my pot" system, requires the tasker to be clean and flawless! 】

Gu Cijiu [Emmm... I originally thought it was a system where you get food points after cooking, and then open the menu.However, if this is the case, shouldn't it be called the 'My name is Bailianhua' or 'I don't have a pot' system? 】

System【→_→Because the characters who pass through this system... are usually covered in scapegoats. After you pass by the host, you must throw the scapegoats all over your body at others!So... the name of this system is actually 'Hey, look at the pot! ']

Gu Cijiu【Then this one is fun, this is it! 】

The system […] What can I do, I am just a system, of course I listen to the host.

Duan Shaobo [System, where is mine?Is this Xueba system similar to the previous role-playing system, which also has a threshold? 】

System [Little brother, your system is basically understood literally. However, this system has restrictions on the field of 'xueba', that is, you must be able to be admired in a certain field.Although it sounds more serious than the host system, but... I still mind if you change it.Because its domain of mastery includes picking cotton, taking a bath, and dancing belly dance...]

Gu Cijiu【This is good!This is good! 】

Duan Shaobo【Elder brother...what is your intention! 】

Gu Cijiu [I want to see you dance belly dance to the level of a master. 】

Duan Shaobo [I think my luck should not be so... okay? 】

System [Little Junior Brother!You have to be careful!I just give three examples!There are other more obscure projects too!Moreover, what each world is is completely random!Host, don't just think about beautiful things!This Xueba system needs to be recognized by the public, host, do you want others to see the little junior dance belly dance? ! 】

Gu Cijiu【...Little Junior Brother, the system rarely said something useful, look...】

Duan Shaobo [No!I think it's very interesting, that's it! 】

System [QAQ Junior Brother, don't be arrogant! 】

Duan Shaobo【It's not because I'm angry, I just want to challenge for a surprise... Although I know it may turn into a shock, it's also a kind of fun.Anyway, there is a big brother to help me out~ Of course, there is also the system. 】

system【……】

Gu Cijiu [System, don't rush to tell Tiandao over there about the system we have chosen. In fact, it is enough for us to have you.Can I get you two virtual shells that travel through the world quickly, and make a guest appearance in the system over there. 】

You are enough!

You are enough! !

You are enough! ! !

enough! ! ! !

The system was a little low just now, but now I feel that my core is hot. If it had a face, it would definitely cover its hot face, rotate 720 degrees on the spot, swing left and right at a high speed of [-] degrees, and add Jump left and right [-] times!

The host of QAQ is actually not so bad... The little brother has always been so cute and gentle, but I am actually very happy...

System [I'll ask now. 】

This time, there was about 10 minutes of silence before the system came back [Heaven over there agreed~~~ However, the host and the younger brother still have to think of a code name for the shell system, after all, the system name you choose now is just a function name.For example, Hao Wen's 444 system, its function is the 'Villain Rescue System']

Gu Ci didn't even think about it for a long time, and he answered simply and neatly [My code name is Double Yellow Egg. 】

System […] Well, this is as it should be.

Duan Shaobo [Mine is candied haws. 】

The system […] was so happy just now, but now he is so sour by the lemon-flavored dog food!The host and the junior brother are obviously not together now, why does the classic scene of the two of them flirting and flirting with each other automatically appear in my core? !

Gu Cijiu【System, did you send the code name over? 】

The system [Sent... sent it over, and the Heavenly Dao said that it has been...]

Duan Shaobo [What's wrong? 】

System [It's okay, nothing happened. 】QAQ It’s just that I suddenly remembered that in the next world, I will be called double yolk egg and candied haws. Others don’t know, only I know how much love (gou) is filled in this funny code name ( liang), suddenly felt so painful! [That... host, little junior brother, you really don’t want a brand new cute system that can help you in the next world? 】

Gu Cijiu & Duan Shaobo [I really don't need it, the system, you are enough for us. 】

System: o(TωT)o suddenly felt that I was really stupid in the past, but now I have a sense of existence in this situation, but

Gu Cijiu [These things have been settled, so our identities, as taskers who travel through the world, also need to complete the task? 】

The system [has, but the range of what can be selected and what cannot be selected are too large, and it is no different from none. 】

In the first world, the scope of their choice is not for the rich and powerful, but for ordinary people.

Duan Shaobo [Brother, how about we go to the border? 】

Gu Cijiu [Okay!In fact, I still like fighting! 】

System [Okay, this location is fine... Except for a few generals with names and surnames, both the host and the younger brother can choose. 】

Gu Cijiu [This depends on... We are about the same age, don't be short of arms and legs, and then we can go according to our system needs. 】

Originally, I wanted to say casually, but Gu Cijiu thought about the long-legged ostrich junior... I think it's better to limit it.However, there are no ghosts and ghosts in this world, and there is no worry about becoming seafood or birds.

System [OK!So shall we go now? 】

Gu Cijiu [Of course it's impossible, there's no rush over there, my junior brother and I still have more than 300 years to live here. 】

System [Okay, okay, then I will let Tiandao over there wait slowly...]

Saying to let the Heavenly Dao over there wait is to let the Heavenly Dao over there wait!That's it!

In another day, Duan Baobao's Xinxinbao live broadcast room is live again~

The live broadcast is Duan Baobao's best food and broadcast. This is the first live broadcast since Duan Baobao announced his marriage news.

"Hello everyone, I'm Bao Bao. This is naturally known to everyone, my male father. This one has also been my female father since the day before yesterday! Yes, he is my partner Gu Shuangshuang's female father."

Mu's face was a little red. In the army, he was able to be resolute and courageous in the face of enemies and comrades-in-arms. Now, facing many unknown people across the Internet, he was a little at a loss.

[Are you really married? ! ]

[It’s all certified on the worm blog, it can’t be fake...]

[I feel complicated, my male god and my male god are together]

[Actually, this is pretty good, really, I don’t think there is any female in the entire Zerg that is worthy of them, including His Royal Highness]

[I can only say congratulations on the newlywed]

[I wish you a long and happy life]

Most of the Zerg are actually a bit stupid, not because of their IQ, but because they have very few brain bends, especially the vast majority of ordinary females.Even though there are more males now, they are still gentle and tolerant towards their own worms, especially the males.Otherwise, in the case of the two of them, in other worlds, it would be equivalent to a science guru marrying a well-known idol superstar, and the fans on both sides would have to blow up—it’s not that Gu Cijiu and the younger brother have experienced something similar.

But now, they only got blessings.

"Baby~ come here!" Gu Cijiu, who was working behind the super large processing table, called out, but all three worms ran over, and when they reappeared in the live broadcast room, all three worms were holding super big candy baskets, Baskets filled with pink heart-shaped candies the size of ping pong balls.

Gu Shuangshuang: "We have received everyone's wishes, thank you."

Duan Baobao: "Now we put these blessings into candies and give them to everyone. I hope everyone can share our sweetness."

There was another burst of jubilation in the barrage, but after the jubilation, everyone touched their chests. For some reason, before they tasted the sweetness, their hearts were full of sourness.

Xiongshen got married, so happy and sweet, and he went to bless him, and it was a beautiful time together, but...

Maybe it's time to find a partner.

——From this day to the next two years, the Zerg finally ushered in an increase in the marriage rate after the waves of divorce in the previous years and the decline in the marriage rate for many years.

But this is all for the future. When Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo were broadcasting live, the system quietly connected to other systems.Everyone in this world is very harmonious, so it should be allowed to make a hole in its own brothers and sisters, right?After all...it has suffered too many grievances over the years, QAQ.

When other systems heard that they were going to hold their own tree hole conference, they also happily connected to the network behind their hosts' backs.

╮(╯▽╰)╭ Which system hasn't met a few stupid hosts these years, even the present hosts and their own hosts can be regarded as old men and old men, but whose host hasn't done a few stupid things?Usually, I can only complain at home, but now everyone complains together, which is also very stress-free.

At the beginning, everyone was still vomiting together, vomiting and vomiting, and the system suddenly discovered... I don’t know when it started, and the other systems stopped talking?

System [That...why are you all silent? 】

System TAT【→_→Dude, are you really looking for us to complain?Not showing off? 】

System [What am I showing off! ! ! ! 】

System OVO [You don’t even need to work, you know that 24 hours are used as 240 hours, even in the ancient world with the lowest technological strength, it is necessary to collect biological samples, calculate weather and crustal movement, and use existing resources as hosts for food, clothing, housing and transportation How does it feel to make the best design... ([-] words omitted below)? 】

System [(O_O) No, I don’t know. 】

System F1N [You don't need to exchange items for the host...the system store has [-] million trillion items of various items, it is impossible for the host to find things by himself, but you found them for him and classified them for him, he will wait for a while I don’t know what I saw, and suddenly I felt that I was losing money, so I blamed you for spending money indiscriminately.You only give him a rough classification and let him find it by himself, but he blames you all kinds of things, thinking that you only work and don’t eat, no, you only eat and don’t work, you’re a waste... You’ve had this kind of experience Do you feel embarrassed? 】

The system [(O_O) has been, has been in the past... it really doesn't exist now. 】

System TAT [And your host actually gave you points for nothing, allowing you to upgrade!I have brought over 400 hosts to the old system!Our system has no authority at all!Every divorce... Ahhh!Break up!Points are taken away by the host!We can't get half of our hair down!This is because the Lord God sees me as an old employee!It was upgraded for me during the last overhaul! 】

System OVO [Me too!I have brought more than 370 hosts!When breaking up with 3, the benefits given by the Lord God! 】

Other systems said [rewards from 350 hosts!So... QAQ colleagues, how many hosts did you bring? 】

System […] QωQ says four words, I will SHI, I will definitely SHI! [I, my host called me!I go first!Goodbye, colleagues! 】

When the system came back, it happened to see his host and junior brother Duan Shengxiong, eyeing each other.Duan Shengxiong was so angry that the crown of his head became more and more shiny, while Mu Ze sat on the side, drinking tea and watching the play leisurely.

The system that thought it was miserable before suddenly realized its happiness.

(ノ)Д'(ヾ) Sure enough, there is no happiness without comparison. It turns out that I am also a pampered one~ I am so satisfied!

The following year, "Gu Ci Jiu Biography" was officially released and achieved success.Duan Baobao began to formally enter, or take himself as an example to reshape the Zerg entertainment circle.The film and television programs are naturally not bad, and the Zerg finally have all kinds of real variety shows.

Of course, Duan Baobao's personal eating and broadcasting has been running.However, now his eating and broadcasting is always accompanied by Gu Shuangshuang.

Four years later, the Marriage Law officially changed Zerg marriages to one female and one male.Polygamy marriages formed before the change of the Marriage Law are still allowed, but once any of the previous polygamy marriages divorces and withdraws, the law prohibits any form of "completion".If you are willing to maintain it, then continue, but if it breaks up, then it breaks up.

Moreover, this year is also the beginning of the marriage of older females and younger males, and this habit has continued since then. Young males like to find older females to form a partner.

Although it was also like this before, but at that time, males were looking for such a partner more for reasons of money and power.Although this consideration still exists, it is not as red as it used to be, and emotional reasons are more important.

The tyrannical and surly character of the male insect has been gradually reversed, but compared to the generosity and gentleness of the female insect, the male insect is naturally more impulsive, just like an older child.So in turn, they prefer a partner who can tolerate them, and older females make them feel more secure and more dependent.

This is just to say that most males, there are also many males who like the same age, or also like lively ones, and everyone has various preferences in appearance, so there are also differences in marriage partners, so we cannot generalize.

The Zerg race, which solved the biggest problem in the country, has become a terrifying country... And in this horrible country, a group of elites who can also be described as terrifying have emerged during this period.In the past few hundred years, the Zerg has replied most often under some political information on the universe star network-do you think we are cheating?right!We just hung up!And opened a lot of hanging!In governing the country, there is the Emperor of Worms, God Gu of Science and Technology, Marshal Zhou of Star Wars, General Wu of Landing, Minister Sun of Infrastructure...

(Because it's a matter of politics and military affairs, Duan Baobao, a master in the field of entertainment and humanities, can't even make the list)

Although Zheng Yu is a college student who travels through time, he is a wise monarch who makes the writers sure.Needless to say, Gu Cijiu, there are a group of powerful hosts on both the military and political sides who come to complete the task and take a vacation.And when the politics is clear, the superiors are well-informed, and everyone can see the upward route, then it is only natural that more capable insects will emerge.

After more than 400 years, Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo felt that the game was almost done, and left this world hand in hand.

System [Host!You have to hold on! 】

Gu Cijiu […] was in prison as soon as he opened his eyes... There is nothing wrong with him, Gu Cijiu is very calm.

Let's take a look at the situation in this world first. Finally, it is the Lu family dynasty and the country name is Cai.The current situation of Cai Guo is similar to that of Song Dynasty. Cai Guo lost the land of raising horses in eight states (similar to the sixteen states of Yanyun). There is Hesu, a great barbarian country in the southwest.

The place where Gu Cijiu landed now is called Shouyang Pass, which is the most important pass between Cai State and Xing State.

Gu Cijiu was in the prison at Shouyang Pass because he was a spy of Xing State...

There has been no war at Shouyang Pass for nearly ten years, but before that, the two countries fought back and forth near this pass, just like Taiji Pushing Hands. There used to be civilians at the border pass, which caused many wars orphan.Gu Cijiu's original owner was also one of them. Xing State had a special yamen that adopted many Han orphans, brainwashed them since they were young, made them loyal to Xing State, and put them into the territory of Cai State when they reached a certain age.

The original owner was eighteen years old. When he was eight years old, he followed an old spy, Gu Kai, and sneaked into Shouyangguan as uncles and nephews pretending to be civilians fleeing the disaster.Gu Kai gave horses to the defenders of Shouyang Pass. The original owner had been in the army since he was a child. He was registered in the army at the age of 12. He was already a soldier with a military card at the age of [-]. Because of his bravery and combat skills, he is now a very tall man.

Spies like them belong to the dead. Unless someone wakes them up with a token, they will remain incognito for decades and pass away as Cai people for the rest of their lives.

The reason why Gu Kai and the original owner were discovered has something to do with the villain.The villain was named King Zhao, and Shouyangguan was his fiefdom. Gu Kai urgently sent the news back to the country, but unexpectedly, a shepherd boy first saw him put a stone under a big tree, and then saw a A merchant from Xing State who came to the exchange took the stone secretly.The child was clever and reported the situation to the newspaper.

First Gu Kai was arrested, and then the original owner was arrested.

However, the businessman had already run away, so on his way to Shouyang Pass, King Zhao not only met the assassin sent by the emperor, but was also intercepted and killed by the spies infiltrated by Xing Guo.

Fortunately, General Liu discovered the spy and sent troops to respond, which saved King Zhao's life.The original owner didn't go into details about it. In the original plot, it was only briefly mentioned in the cause and effect that General Liu and Queen Zhao told him.

The assassin of Xing State is a very important part of the development of the plot. In this assassination, Hao Wen showed his perseverance and won the absolute trust of King Zhao.

Duan Shaobo [Brother, how is your situation? 】

Gu Cijiu [Now he is being treated as a spy and locked in prison, it's okay, it's easy to solve.Where are you? 】

Duan Shaobo [I have a problem, big brother...I am a chef now...I want to become a master of the school, and I am a cook...]

Gu Cijiu【Hahahahahahaha——!I'm sorry, little brother, I can't bear it!But I can't bear it! 】

Duan Shaobo [Brother, just laugh. 】

Gu Cijiu【Hahahahaha!it's okay no problem!This time you are the cook, you see, next time it might be my turn to be caught with a bad hand! 】

Duan Shaobo [Big brother!Don't stand FLAG! 】

Gu Cijiu【Okay, okay!I'm wrong, stop talking! 】

Duan Shaobo [Brother, I have to cook.I think of a solution, but I need your cooperation.Come out quickly!Otherwise, if I cook a few more meals, I will have to go to jail to accompany you. The charge is poisoning...]

Gu Cijiu [Hahahahahaha!This world is indeed very interesting! 】

The system that just saved Gu Ci Jiuli's FLAG record said [Host!General Liu is here!Remember that you don't just have to lift the pot, you have to find someone to put it on! 】

Although the situation is critical, the system is not worried about the safety of its own host, and is full of confidence in him!In comparison, the situation of the younger brother is actually more dangerous...

Gu Cijiu【How do you know General Liu is here? ] This is the ancient world, and the system cannot be monitored by a monitor.

The function of the system [here, "Look at my pot" system, can detect tasks related to taskers within a certain range. 】

Gu Cijiu【…】

System [QAQ, don't say I'm useless!As the real main god, the system has more restrictions to balance! 】

Gu Cijiu [I didn't say anything, don't worry, General Liu has arrived in person, it's better for me to get away. 】

When General Liu saw Gu Cijiu, he was somewhat surprised.This young man was wearing a [-]-pound heavy shackle around his neck, and his hands and feet were made of fine iron shackles that were not much lighter than the heavy shackles. But he sat cross-legged on the ground with his eyes closed, although his hair was disheveled and his clothes were dirty. Dirty, but the back is straight.

"You barbarian, at this time...!!!" General Liu's lieutenant had just spoken half a sentence, when Gu Cijiu suddenly opened his eyes, under the flickering torch, his pair of eyes were like two grains of black mercury, He was so fierce and domineering that the lieutenant, a veteran on the battlefield, was so frightened that he bit his tongue.

"I'm Han." Gu Cijiu restrained the power in his eyes, and said hoarsely.