Wear it together with a Taoist [Quick Transmigration]

Josiah had to admit that he was right.

If you haven't met the elves and the green-skinned gremlins, it's the one he had just set down the campfire against the wood elves.No, there is no need to face other people's wood elves army, because the function of his system in the early stage is different from that of a wizard using extraordinary power to assimilate space.The wizard on the other side will probably think that this is an unowned space, and he will start assimilation directly when he comes up.

If they are assimilated, if they put down the system village, will they be considered as the aborigines in the space?Once they are considered as aborigines, they will be turned into mud and dust!

The elf occupied the space, but it also saved his life.

The external force can't protect itself, no, the external force is victorious and even occupies this space, but my father... the husband and wife can run, what should I do if he can't?Will the new wizard keep him like the couple now, or throw him out of space?What's more, kill him directly?

Wizards don't kill wizards, but that's unknown, and there must be quite a few wizards who died in the turbulent space.

Josiah looked up at the elf and the little green-skinned monster, and his mentality was much more correct - the decision-making power was actually out of his hands a long time ago. Now it's not what he wants to do, but what people want to do with him.

Josiah also realized for the first time that time travel is not a good thing.Thinking back to when he was in modern times, he always went around telling people that "the nature of the world is the law of the jungle!" He thought that everyone was drunk and I was sober, and he thought he had seen the nature of the world clearly.Only now do I realize how stupid I was and how stupid I was.

If the modern world is called the law of the jungle, what is it called now?hell?

Time travel is really not that good, so what if you have golden fingers?Goldfinger is not a nuclear bomb!Even if it's a nuclear bomb, you still have to have a vehicle to launch it, otherwise you will be the first to be killed there!

"Thank you..." Josiah's voice was a little hoarse, and a simple word was broken from his mouth.

People are strong without desires. Josiah was able to be calm and fearless in the face of Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo before. It wasn't that he was really calm and fearless in the face of power, but that at that time he was not afraid at all. Knowing what power is, he always thought that he was equal to others, but now he finally realized that he was an ant and plasticine in front of others, so he couldn't let go so easily.

Duan Shaobo [Are you scared? 】

Gu Cijiu [No, it's not that I'm scared, it's because he crashed. 】

Duan Shaobo [Huh?oh!really!Then I... I will work harder. 】

Gu Cijiu【Little brother, we can actually try~~】

Duan Shaobo [Brother, the technical content of this operation is quite high.However, I also like it~]

system【=. = I suspect that you are driving, but I have no evidence... so you are not driving QAQ host, junior brother, please explain! 】

The explanation is the gentle junior brother as always [Josiah has a setting that is highly planned. This setting takes up more ink and ink in the later stage, and Josiah has almost become an obsessive-compulsive disorder. The plan, once things go a little bit beyond the plan, they will be very angry.Perhaps the author regards this as a cute point of Josiah?The problem now is that my junior brother and I smashed all his plans, although his original plans were not very good, and he pinned his life and death on the kindness of others... In short, a person who is obsessed with planning, but He has become a person who is not qualified to write a plan, so he can only shut down.But it's still personal. 】

System【(⊙o⊙) Oh~The host, you and junior brother, what did you two decide to do? 】

Gu Cijiu spoke [system, so you only care about what we are going to do, the younger brother explained so much to you carefully, you... Do you understand? 】

System [Σ(дlll) I understand!Of course I understand!I listened carefully to what my junior brother said! 】

Gu Cijiu【Well... just believe you.In fact, what we have to do is also very simple. We have had the son of luck commit suicide before, and we have won luck.Switch non-fixed roles and win luck.So this time, my junior brother and I will try to see if we can get the golden finger of the child of luck! 】

System [(⊙x⊙;) Although, although the host, you and the younger brother haven't done anything yet, but... I must also say 'well done'!Host!Junior brother!I will try my best to shout 6666 for you! 】

Gu Cijiu【(￢_￢)】

Duan Shaobo […]

System [QAQ me me me...although I am quite useless!But I am obedient!I am very obedient and hold the thighs of both of you! 】

Duan Shaobo [My son is very good. 】

Gu Cijiu [Little Junior Brother is right. 】

"You can understand, it's good for everyone." Duan Shaobo nodded, "In the future, this place will be your home, and Hans will always take care of you. If you need anything, you can talk to him, if you can do it, We will try to accommodate. After all, you are a guest, not a prisoner."

Josiah's expression was even uglier, she just thought that this elf was the real Virgin, the Virgin who was a bitch.What is this not a prisoner?There are at most four prisoners with better conditions, but in this world, there is no computer, no mobile phone, and they are imprisoned in a world of black, white and gray...he will go crazy!

"Please, please don't..."

"Don't be so sad, we won't restrict your freedom in this space, you can go wherever you want." After saying these words, Duan Shaobo left with Gu Cijiu in his arms.Gu Cijiu rested his head on Duan Shaobo's neck, and made a cute goodbye to Josiah.

Josiah didn't get the slightest hint of the cuteness of this little green-skinned monster. He sat there with a gloomy expression, and then left silently.

This day is also the beginning of Josiah's painful life. As a young man living in the era of information explosion, although the food is delicious, the room is soft, and there are no beautiful maids to serve him, it is better to give him a handheld, even if Can only play Tetris? !It's better than doing nothing every day now, just watching the gray sun rise and set.

Josiah started to go out, and the elf really didn't lie to him, he could indeed go out.

He went to the lake to see the white swans and black-scaled mermaids, watched the swans fight, and listened to the mermaid singing, which made him fall asleep by the lake during the day, but couldn't sleep at night, and opened the window and shouted in boredom.

He went further into the forest, where there were centaur girls and countless animals, ranging from fluffy and chubby gray squirrels to big black tigers hidden in the forest that people couldn't see at all.But none of them hurt him, and even played games with Josiah.

Josiah lost interest after a week in the forest.He wasn't much of an animal lover at first, furry is cute, but after playing for a long time, he started to feel sick.Josiah guessed that this should also have something to do with the environment, the three-color world had already made him feel depressed.

"Hans, I want to go further."

"Of course, guest." On that day, Hans brought a white flying dragon car as the travel tool for the two of them. The pure white small flying dragon and the shiny black carriage were super cool, but Josiah No excitement at all.

Farther away...but no matter how far away it is, it is still black, white and gray, representing the subordinate colors of this world!

After being wandered by Hans for a month, Josiah became interested in the intruded space gate, and he descended through that space gate to another world.He knew that there must be heavy troops on both sides of the passage door. Even if he had eight lifetimes of shit luck and avoided the mosaic on this side, he would just fall into the hands of another wizard. This is an act of courting death. Little Monster Pi is indeed very kind, but he really can't stand this kind of stagnant life anymore.

"Hans, can I go and see the intrusion passage?" This is also very funny, he doesn't even know where the passage is, if Hans refuses, he won't be able to seek death.

"Your request is a bit late, guest." Hans squinted and smiled, "Four days ago, that piece of land was included in this space."

"..." What on earth is that invading wizard here for? Is it fun to die?

"However, if you want to experience the customs and customs of the new area, it is also possible."

"Huh? The new area...isn't it included in this scope?"

"Yes, but the life there has not been completely killed. Our two adults are really powerful and kind."

"I... let's go and have a look." Josiah smiled wryly, it's always good to see a little difference...

The dragon car flew farther and farther, and they spent the night in the field that night, but the dragon car was spacious enough to accommodate both of them.Three days passed like this, and on the morning of the fourth day, Josiah thought he had finally lost his mind and saw hallucinations—he saw colors!

"Green, green?!"

"Yes, that's the new area, the colored area."

Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo don't like the way this world expands either, but the reason Duan Shaobo doesn't like it is because it's too heavy to kill, and the reason Gu Cijiu doesn't like it is because the younger brother doesn't like it~

The two traveled around in the past 19 years, not only for fun, but also thought about how to solve problems, and now this is their achievement.They made a kind of "core", which is placed under the earth of the space, and transforms the extraordinary power of the original attributes of the space and the extraordinary power they possess to achieve a balance.

That piece of green is very special and conspicuous, but it is not obtrusive.Because that piece of green happens to connect with a dense black forest, just look at the place where the two sides meet, there is a gradient of black, black green, dark green, dark green, and green.

Josiah's mood suddenly brightened, but it was only for a moment. He once persuaded the elf wizard to say that a colorful world is good for children?Not to mention that the little green-skinned monster wasn't a child at all, even if he was, he would have already had a way to gain color, and he really brought shame on himself at that time.

The dragon flying car continued to move forward, and a majestic mountain range appeared in front of it. When it was able to fly in, it was possible to see the contiguous buildings inlaid in the mountains. They were elf buildings, perfectly integrated with nature.

Many elves came out of the building, and some elves were lining up in the air on Pegasus. Josiah was a little nervous, but soon the elves cheered and saluted him on the Pegasus, and he realized that they were not malicious. Should have just come out to greet.

"Guest, do you want to go down?"

"What are you going to do? No." These elves mistook him for a wizard here, right?But he is just a prisoner called a guest, and his status is not as good as these elves.Where did he have the face to eat, drink and have fun in someone else's name?Josiah didn't think she was a virgin, but she wasn't so bad and pathetic.

Josiah quickly lost interest in this new area, and indeed the colorful world made him seem much more comfortable.But it’s still the same after watching too much, but Josiah doesn’t want to go back.He asked Hans to find a small valley away from the living space of the elves to land, and stayed there for three days in a daze, and then asked Hans to take him back to the castle.

"I want to meet them, the two masters." A wizard's real name has power, and even the code name that has been used for a long time to refer to a wizard has power, so wizards rarely introduce each other. and the name of the little green monster.But Hans won't misunderstand when he says it's the master, right?

"Guest, can you tell me the reason why you want to see the master?" Hans showed a embarrassed expression, "You have to know that if it is something ordinary, the master may reprimand or even punish me."

"I want to leave here, I want to have something to do, I want to be a normal person! As long as it makes me a person, I promise anything!"

Elves and little monsters are very powerful, and their space will become bigger and bigger, but Josiah feels that these have nothing to do with him!He is like a little white mouse living in a narrow glass cage. Everything is displayed in front of people. It seems that the road ahead is broad, but there is nowhere to escape...

When the maid came to deliver the message, Duan Shaobo was dressing up Gu Cijiu—this is his new hobby in this world!

The little big brother is so cute, and the power of the big brother is super convenient. Basically, you can have any kind of clothing and accessories, and the materials are extremely comfortable.In the past, Duan Shaobo was worried that after his strength, his clothes were only left in black, white and gray. Now that there is a wood elf world delivered to his door, their level of civilization is not low, so the problem of dyeing is left to them.

"Little brother... are you sure you want to wear this little watermelon red suit for me?"

_(:з」∠)_It’s not just watermelon red, it’s that kind of...that kind of lotus collar, lace sleeves, carrot leg pants, you know?And Gu Cijiu is now a green skin!Greenskin!Red and green are silly!

"Eldest brother, you are super handsome, handsome in everything!" Duan Shaobo continued to smile while holding up the little dress.

"..." Gu Cijiu...Gu Cijiu, of course he wore it!As long as it is for the smile of the little junior brother, he is willing to do anything!While wearing it, she said affectionately in a milky voice, "Little brother, wait for me, wait for me to grow up~"

In this situation, no matter who sees it, they have to say "it's true love".

Even though he was wearing such horrible clothes, the junior brother still didn't let Gu Cijiu go, he even put out a picture frame!

Gu Cijiu collapsed into the pillows of a lot of little green-skinned monsters, looking at Duan Shaobo with weak, pitiful and helpless eyes.

Then Hans came in, and then Gu Cijiu threw the little green monster pillow away, shouting: "Bring him quickly!"

Dude, since you've done me a big favor this time, I'll be merciful.

"Death makes me happier than life now." Josiah changed from his radiant look a few months ago. Although his clothes were clean and decent, his face was full of depression. He didn't even show any sign of the little monster with red and green watermelon skin. Surprised——Duan Shaobo didn't ask Gu Cijiu to change his clothes, "Please, let me go."

"If you think the life in the castle is not suitable for you, we can make you a little disguise and let you live in the world of elves - we didn't hurt any elves, and now the injured elves have recovered and returned to their tribes one after another. But there will always be some mistakes or accidents, we can add you in." Duan Shaobo said.

"Is it possible?" Josiah's eyes lit up, "Very! Thank you very much!"

Change the facial features a little and make the ears longer, and Josiah is an elf.He touched his artificial ear, and it turned out to be tactile, as well as body temperature.The happy Josiah became a member of the wood elves as a sign elf.

Although the civilization of the wood elves is highly synchronized, they live in the form of family tribes. They will gather in the form of an army only when the wizard gives the order of conscription.It is not uncommon for an elf's army to be broken up, and he himself expressed that he does not know which tribe he belongs to because of his injury. The tribe of elves is very willing to accept a newcomer.

When it was found that Josiah had forgotten too much, the elves would not feel troubled or irritated either. Every elf in the tribe was willing to stand up and teach him from the beginning. The cubs are also very happy.

Josiah was also very happy at first, but this refers to the first three months at first, and once the three months are over, he starts to be irritable again.

The way of life of wood elves is like this: get up in the morning, sing and wash, many elves sing together, partytime! ! !

——The content of the party, drinking fruit wine, eating barbecue, fruits and vegetables, playing the piano, and dancing.

Party over?the next morning...

It is an exaggeration to say that every day is like this, but there must be one or two days in five days.

At other times, everyone’s lifestyle is based on their hobbies. Those who like animals go to the forest to be with animals, those who like fruits go to the orchard to cultivate, and those who like to weave can weave at home. Because this tribe is not big, everyone can exchange with each other every day. Items, and occasionally there will be elves from the tribe next door, so there is another chance to have a party!

The elves have similar aesthetics and tastes, and the level of civilization is the same, so there is nothing that can be exchanged across tribes. The elves coming from the next door are not here for trading, but just for fun or to see their families.

Every ten days, the adult elves will stand up to do business and conduct military training, and then a new round of life begins.

This is a kind of comfortable and sweet life, and people in retirement will probably like this kind of life very much, but three months is already Josiah's limit.Although in the Wood Elf's tribe, he was able to get in touch with many people, but this kind of contact did not bring him the joy of life. If this continues, he will be useless!

Finally, he went to a place far away from the tribe, and took out the communication symbol that Hans had given him when he left, which was for him to use in case of danger.

Hans brought him back to the castle again, and then saw the elf, the little green-skinned monster who was always with the elf disappeared, and there was a messy mosaic next to it, and the mosaic was still trembling.Josiah, who had been loveless during this period of time, became curious and took a few more glances.

"Crash!" The mosaic shattered, and every small square disappeared when it fell on the ground. The little green-skinned monster jumped out from the shattered mosaic and ran towards the elf sitting on the side with its short legs. His legs crawled directly into his arms, his hands wrapped around the elf's neck, and he didn't move.

Duan Shaobo patted Gu Cijiu's small back. Although he knew that his elder brother's pitiful appearance was just pretending, he still felt sorry for him: "I won't tease you anymore, I will give you a new body."

"You agreed not to lie to me? You turned me into a big black bear at the meeting." Gu Ci didn't look back for a long time, and hugged Duan Shaobo's neck even tighter.

"I won't lie to you, I won't lie to you, I will make you handsome this time!"

"Okay, I'll trust you again~" Gu Cijiu said pitifully, and finally let go.Duan Shaobo put his hands under Gu Cijiu's armpits, like holding a doll, picked him up and put him aside, but instead of placing him on the ground, he placed him in the air at half the height of a person.

The air around him turned into a dense mosaic of black squares, which converged on Gu Cijiu's body. The little green-skinned monster turned into a mosaic as tall as a person in a short while, and the definition of the mosaic became higher and higher. Ten minutes later, A pale handsome man in black took the place of the little green-skinned monster.

The handsome guy opened his eyes. His black eyes were deep and deep. He touched his chin: "Are you handsome?"

"The most handsome."

Josiah, who watched the whole process from the sidelines: "..."

I'm not upset anymore, I'm just a little nervous.

Even though there were two chairs, the handsome pale guy refused to sit in the other one, but squeezed into one chair with the elf, Josiah refused to think about what their legs and hands were doing under the table!

"Cough! That... two great wizards..." Hello!There are still living people here~

"Oh~ so this time, what are you thinking, my guest?" Duan Shaobo turned his face away when he was still talking politely, and stared at Josiah.

"The life of an elf is too easy..." Now that people were looking directly at him, Josiah lowered his head again. Whether it was a guest or a prisoner, he had too many demands, but he had to ask, and he licked He licked his lips and looked up at the elf, "I want to get out of here, and I'm willing to pay whatever it takes."