Wear it together with a Taoist [Quick Transmigration]

It is said that true monks don't care about ordinary enjoyment, but that is on the basis that these enjoyments are not beneficial to practice.If it's beneficial, it's a whole different story.After all, the legal, local and wealthy couple that monks need is actually just another term for power, wealth and sex in the world.

Although this cup of tea is small, what the tea provides is a spiritual realization that is more important than the accumulation of true energy.True essence can be accumulated day after day, but as long as there is a little bit of realization, the quantitative change will never be able to achieve qualitative change.

When the Ghost King took Duan Shaobo's hands to attend, at least half of the high-ranking monks' eyes changed from guarded inquiry to eager desire.

"It seems that you are quite satisfied with the reception of tea. I am an old ghost, very poor, and I don't have any good things. When you leave today, you will bring two taels of tea. It is a thank you gift for everyone's support today. There are still some methods for brewing different tea leaves, which will be presented later, if you want to brew the desired effect, please follow the method."

"What's so funny about that?"

"Your Majesty is right."

"Your Majesty is kind!"

"Thank you, Your Majesty the Ghost King!"

Everyone nodded in agreement, and the rainbow fart was desperately slapped upwards.After all, the hand is soft when taking people, but the mouth is short when eating people.

"Your Majesty the Ghost King, your tea...won't you sell it or not?"

"Sell it, why don't you sell it? In my ghost palace, except for my subordinates who don't sell it, the rest can be exchanged for business. If you want to do business with me, after the banquet is over, it's time to take a step, and we can discuss it in detail .”

"Okay, okay!"

The expressions of the monks got better and better, and some people laughed out loud on the spot.But the expressions of everyone in Langhuan Jingshe were not very good--because Li Hun had always been unreliable, even though his seniority was the highest, he was not leading the team.

Are they here for business? !They came to find out what happened to the ghost king!Obviously, how to question and how to do it have been discussed before, how can a cup of tea make you laugh so hard that you can't see your teeth? !

"Your Majesty the Ghost King, you must have disappeared for thousands of years, why did you suddenly appear in the world this time?" If others are unreliable, you can only do it yourself.

"In the past, although I only lived in my own palace, what did I want? I also didn't want to listen to the orders of the old Jade Emperor in the fairy world, so why bother?" The ghost king pulled Duan Shaobo's hand over and held it in his In his hand, "Knowing that I saw this little fox, I just felt...the world is still very big, and it is worth taking him for a tour."

All the monks looked at the vixen with gloomy eyes: The vixen is indeed a vixen, instigating such a big devil... big ghost king?Big tea dealer?Come out, it's actually pretty good?

With the facts in front of us, the ghost king didn't seem to have done anything bad except arresting a lot of people to stretch the fiber.Even the common people in those cities have now given the ghost king a ranking of longevity.If they do a good job in the tea business, that would be a good thing.In particular, the ghost king only entertained righteous monks like them this time, and he obviously has a heart for justice. This is a good ghost.

Then the ghost king said again: "Originally, I wanted to invite more friends in this time, but the little fox said that it would be all right to invite righteous monks, so today's scene is a bit small, please forgive me."

The gloomy eyes suddenly became amiable. Although this little fox is a monster, he really understands righteousness.

"Okay! Let's stop gossip! Let's start the banquet formally!" The ghost king laughed, and as soon as he clapped his hands, countless celestial maidens descended from the sky. From a closer look, we can see that these celestial maidens are also puppets, but they are much more delicate than the maid puppets before. There is even more aura surrounding their bodies. If it weren't for the undisguised joint marks on their necks and wrists, it would be difficult to recognize them.

The celestial maiden dolls brought all kinds of snacks. The snacks of the juniors were uniform, but the snacks of the senior monks were arranged according to the monks' mind, just like the tea.The monks were eating snacks, and naturally added another item to the transaction.

There are also celestial maiden puppets singing and dancing in the main hall, but the singing and dancing are also extraordinary, and different monks have different harvests after closing the door.

After a while, the wine and food were officially served on the table. The celestial maidens gathered in the center, and then dispersed. Suddenly, a blurred phantom appeared in the place where they gathered just now, and a person who couldn't see clearly sang loudly.The monks all stopped eating and drinking, and listened carefully, only to feel that this is not a song for fun at a banquet, but that some sages are preaching the law!

The figures dispersed, and some people closed their eyes in ecstasy, and even some people didn't care about when and where it is now, and just crossed their legs into meditation!

The figures dispersed, and two faceless sword-wielding puppets came to fight each other. The sword cultivator present widened his eyes and stared at the two puppets without blinking. The sword cultivator also broke through on the spot!

It is said that one day goes by one year in the fairyland, and that the time in the fairyland and the human world is actually the same, but the days in the sky are so joyful that a year is fleeting, just like a year in the world.

The current monks have not been to the fairy world, but now they have truly realized what it means to be like a year.The hall is full of spiritual energy, delicious food, delicious food, never-ending, and the programs are like senior immortals descending to the earth, giving them a dharma meeting.

This is not a banquet, this is a carnival!

Hu Xiaomeng almost fell into this carnival, the moment when a monk advanced, it was damn sweet!

But he had more important things in his heart, so he forcibly pulled himself out of the joyful cultivation and understanding.This advanced level is a piece of wool!Hooking up with the ghost king is serious.

Hu Xiaomeng discovered that there was another person who did not seize this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity——Li Hun.

Li Hun's seniority is high, he has a few plans, and he also has special food for his cultivation, but at this moment Li Hun is shaking the wine glass, just staring at the vixen on the main seat, with an unfathomable expression on his face.

Probably realizing that Hu Xiaomeng was looking at him, Li Hun suddenly turned his head and smiled at Hu Xiaomeng.His smile is also pretty, but Hu Xiaomeng's back is cold because of his smile.

Hu Xiaomeng gave Li Hun a smile for being ugly, and Hu Xiaomeng looked away—it's better to stay away from this guy as much as possible.

Hu Xiaomeng took out a brocade box from his sleeve, left the table and walked towards the main seat.Now the monks are all in a frenzy, except for Li Hun, no one else has noticed his movements.

"Hu Xiaomeng, Langhuan Abode, met the two seniors. Forgive me for being reckless. I don't know if I can intercede for the disciple of Mingcheguan who is stretching outside the palace. After all, Mingcheguan is also of the righteous line. Although I was rude before, I still have love after all. However, please be merciful, Your Majesty."

Hu Xiaomeng also thought a lot about how to get close to the ghost king. It is of course impossible to seduce him recklessly, and it will only make him look very low.And other methods also lack the necessary conditions for implementation. After all, he is going to leave after this banquet, and he and the ghost king don't even know each other.

At this time, an additional connection is needed. Thanks to everyone who pulls the fiber at Ming Che Guan, the fiber rope they pull is a link of communication!

"You want to accompany them to stretching and reduce their sentence?"

Why isn't the Ghost King playing his cards logically?Even if he doesn't want to agree, even if he doesn't agree, shouldn't he refuse politely?

"...and... no."

"Then you want to stretch the fiber for them? Who do you want to help?"

"This...below..."

"You don't want to accompany, and you don't want to replace, you want to be a white wolf?"

"I... I brought a gift!" Hu Xiaomeng hurriedly handed over the brocade box, and now he doubted his original decision, this ghost king is completely insane!But Li Hun, who he wanted to attack before, also seemed crazy... Has his vision become worse recently?

The gift in Hu Xiaomeng's brocade box is also very valuable, it is a golden dragon bead.Although Jiao is called Xiaolong or Jiaolong in some places, it is still a monster in essence, and Jiao beads are mostly black and highly poisonous.This golden dragon bead has a faint fragrance. It seems to be a hard entity, but in fact it feels like a jelly to the touch, and you can feel a warm pulsation coming from it...

"The flood dragon that was slaughtered to take the pill when the tribulation was about to succeed? The method is cruel enough. This thing is useless to me, and the little fox doesn't like it either. Take it away." The ghost king closed the brocade box and threw it back.

Hu Xiaomeng held the box, and ordinary people should leave quickly at this time, but Hu Xiaomeng showed sadness, and turned to look at Duan Shaobo: "Senior Hu Immortal, I heard that Qing Yazi saved you no matter what, Are you just watching him suffer outside now?"

"Well, it's pretty good." Duan Shaobo raised his orchid fingers, covered his mouth, and laughed "hehehe".

Ghost King: "..."

Hu Xiaomeng: "..."

system【……】

Li Hun who has been staring at this side: "..."

Duan Shaobo took his hand off, and his expression returned to normal [What's wrong?Did I not be a vixen just now? 】

System [No no no no!The little junior brother was too vixen just now, too tempting. 】

Before the system finished speaking, the ghost king had already hugged him and covered his face with his sleeve: "The cute little fox brother just now was seen by an irrelevant person..." The ghost king suddenly raised his head and stared at him dangerously. With Hu Xiaomeng.

"I... I didn't see anything..." After saluting, Hu Xiaomeng quickly stepped back.

When he passed by Li Hun, Li Hun whispered to him: "It is you who are so vulgar and vulgar, you dare to show off in front of that beautiful fox demon? It's really reckless, but it's also thanks to you." , let me see what is called a poetic face..."

Hu Xiaomeng felt that he had a "MDZZ!!!" and wanted to growl it very much.

After all, this banquet will end, but it will be three years after the end of the banquet...

After all, there is no time for a monk to cultivate truth.

Most of the monks left, and a few stayed to discuss business.

Hu Xiaomeng was the one who left. The monks who originally led the team hoped that he could stay. After all, it would be of great benefit to stay now.But just like when he insisted on coming, he insisted on leaving, and continued to slay demons and practice cultivation!

The monk who led the team could only sigh in admiration, Hu Xiaomeng was devoted to the Tao without distractions.

He didn't know the cry in Hu Xiaomeng's heart, he didn't know that after Hu Xiaomeng left, he went straight to Tunyu Cave.Although this is not the first time he has gone there, he has lived almost on the outskirts of Tunyan Cave for hundreds of years, but now his determination is very firm, he must find the system!You must leave this messy and weird world!

And Li Hun... stayed.

Duan Shaobo just thought that Li Hun was a bit strange, but his attention was not on him, but on Hu Xiaomeng.

From the front of the water mirror, he watched the former host leave... The direction Hu Xiaomeng is going, should also be the Tunyan Cave Heaven?

Duan Shaobo [System, did he go looking for you, or is there something else in Tunyan Cave? 】

System [QAQ Junior Brother... I don't know. 】

Duan Shaobo sighed, glanced at the ghost king secretly, but still didn't say anything, but the ghost king suddenly put his arms around his waist and picked him up: "What is brother fox thinking?"

"Thinking about bad things."

"Huh? Miss you big brother?"

"No."

The ghost king immediately smiled: "That's okay, except for that senior brother I haven't seen, everything else will be fine for me. By the way, Brother Fox, why don't you care about other people and only look at this Hu Xiaomeng? Because he Are you going to swallow the cave?"

"It seems so."

"Brother Fox... Will I recover my memory if I go to Tunyu Cave Heaven?"

"Brother Ghost, I don't know this, so I'm worried, I don't know how to tell you."

The ghost king raised his hand and pinned a strand of hair behind Duan Shaobo's ear, and pinched his cheek: "Let me ask you, if...you met me first, would you like me more?" After all, as you said, I am the same person as your senior brother, and the difference between us is just that one has amnesia and the other has no amnesia."

"...Yes." Even if he knew that the senior brother was back, his answer would cause a shock!He can only answer in this way. He never violates his conscience when it comes to emotional issues.

The ghost king smiled immediately, happy, sunny, and dazzling, he put the back of Duan Shaobo's head in his hand, and gave him a deep kiss...

Even if Duan Shaobo's cultivation has improved these days, he still can't compete with the ghost king. Duan Shaobo only had memory for the first two seconds, and then passed out.When he woke up, he found that...he was in the universe under the sleeve of the ghost king?

Sighing, Duan Shaobo didn't move, he knew that the ghost king was taking him and speeding up to Tunyu Dongtian.

System [Little brother, why do I feel that you are in a worse mood? 】

Duan Shaobo [Before, I felt that the elder brother was making trouble for no reason, isn't the Ghost King and him the same person after all?But now...if the elder brother recovers his memory, then the ghost king will be almost dead, right?But if the ghost king doesn't recover his memory, the elder brother will be dead.On my own side... I have a weird feeling of falling in love with other people and stepping on two boats. 】

Duan Shaobo covered his face. It was obvious that he and the senior brother were the only two people from the beginning to the end. How did it feel like a love triangle? !In the past, the world where the big brother lost his memory didn't have this kind of feeling.Amnesia or something!The most annoying!

System: I actually saw a tsundere side in my junior brother, it's kind of cute...

"Huh? The ghost king stopped? Has he arrived yet?" The universe in the sleeve still felt a little bumpy, but now the bump is gone.Duan Shaobo crawled towards the cuff, looked out from the gap, "Li Hun??"

"Give it to me, little fox." Li Hun said with a grin.

The ghost king's face was gloomy. He went to Tunyu Cave to die, but in the end he lost to himself, and he was convinced. Who knows who came out and wanted to snatch the little fox from him?

Apart from anything else, the dark ghostly aura permeated the surroundings, now there is no haunted palace, stretching is also avoided, just go away!

It looked like smoke and mist, that is to say, the ghost aura of different colors, but it became extremely heavy, squeezing Li Hun's body and soul from all directions!Li Hun chuckled, but tore open the lapel of his clothes, but what was covered by the lapel was not a flesh and blood chest, but a dark gray vortex.

The huge suction force of the vortex directly sucked up the dead air around him!

"What are you?" Ghost King frowned, feeling uncertain for the first time.

"I... I'm Gu Cijiu~ Give me back my little junior brother!"

The suction power increased instantly, and the ghost aura was completely wiped out. Even the ghost king was pulled a few feet away for a moment.

System [Damn it! 】

Duan Shaobo, who felt that he seldom said that sentence but couldn't help but say it now [Fuck! 】

System【Is that the host? ! 】

The ghost king touched his sleeve and asked the same sentence: "That's your senior brother?!"

"No!!! He's not my big brother! You are my big brother!" Duan Shaobo tightly grasped the finger that was stuck into his sleeve, feeling a little aggrieved.

When Li Hun heard this, the suction force immediately decreased by three points: "Little brother! Are you confused?!"

"I'm very sober!" Although Duan Shaobo is not a little big now, he spoke loudly and clearly, "Where did you come from a monster! Pretend to be my big brother!"

The system […] is clearly a thrilling and tense scene, why is it suddenly not in a hurry?On the contrary, there is a kind of leisurely watching a movie~

"Little brother! Your memory has been changed! That's why you didn't recognize me. Be good~ Let's go home together."

"Are you stupid or I am stupid! Or do you think I am as stupid as you! Such stupid excuses can be made!"

"Little brother! You are really... so many worlds have come, I only know that you and I are deeply in love, senior brother, who knows... but I am happy with you, senior brother! Only wait for you to come back, senior brother will come back again!" I will punish you well! No, I don’t need to punish you either! When you recover your memory, I’m afraid you will be ashamed and obediently admit to Senior Brother that I was wrong!”

Open your mouth and shut your mouth are big brothers!Duan Shaobo only felt that the word "big brother" made the other party dirty!

"Bah! I... Let me tell you! I didn't lose my memory, I just lost my love! What are you! The ghost king is my new love!"

Li Hun was so angry that his crown exploded!On the contrary, the vortex in his chest became smaller by two points.

In contrast, the King of Ghosts, who had just been waiting for the battle, had a silly and sweet smile on his face that one couldn't bear to look at directly.As soon as he grabbed Duan Shaobo's sleeve, he turned and ran!This Li Hun is very evil, so he hurried back to the ghost palace. The ghost palace is his magic weapon, but in fact it is also... In short, only with the ghost palace can he have the strength to follow Li Hun!

He ran in front, and Li Hun naturally chased after him.The little junior brother who was usually soft-spoken was in his sleeve, in the palm of the ghost king, jumping and cursing at Li Hun in various ways.

System [That... Junior Brother, you know that what you are scolding now is actually bringing the host along with you, right? 】Although it knows that this is a critical moment, the system has full confidence in the host and the junior brother, and feels that the two of them will definitely overcome the difficulties!So I have to worry about the future of my junior brother [Junior brother!You son of a bitch... is going to be tortured every day by the host!day by day! 】

But Duan Shaobo didn't have that much confidence in himself 【Live is the most important thing!We are running for our lives now!run for your life! 】

"...The ghost king is mature and stable, graceful and elegant, even when he is running away, he still looks like a king! Look what you are!? You are a monster!"

The ghost king's attack, whether it was ghost energy or a magic weapon, swallowed the vortex in Li Hun's chest. Only Duan Shaobo's words could poke his sore spots and slow his pace by two points. The ghost king's speed increased by one point.This kind of thing that hurts the enemy and benefits oneself, can't be done if you don't do it!

"Little brother, you - ah! My heart hurts so much!" After chasing after him, Li Hun suddenly yelled while covering his chest. I really cried!But the tears he shed, like dirty water, are muddy gray, "It's wrong for you to do this...you should love me...you should love me! love me!! love me!!!"

The system that had always been calm suddenly became unsteady at this moment [QAQ Xiao, Xiao Shidi!The destruction of the world begins! 】

Duan Shaobo [What? ! 】

Although Tunyu Cave Sky is included in the Paradise of Cave Heaven, not only is this place rarely populated all the year round, ghosts, demons, and demons also don't come near it.Hu Xiaomeng is already familiar with this place, the world has restarted several times, just like a game of finding fault, the same scenery, the same city, the same people, but there will always be some differences in every corner.Only Tunyan Cave Sky and the scenery within a radius of five hundred miles have never changed.

As long as you walk into this range, there are gray columns with different heights and twisted shapes everywhere, just like walking into the kind of artwork made by abstract artists with cement that ordinary people can't understand, or walking into A cement cemetery where countless wronged dead are sealed. Everything here is gloomy and disgusting.

Hu Xiaomeng knew that every stone pillar here has not changed, the so-called weathering does not exist here.

Tunyan Cave Sky is in the center of this area, and the outer layer of Tunyan Cave Sky is a thin layer of gray mist space.You have to tie yourself with the outside world with a magic weapon and then go further in, but when you can’t see your fingers, no matter what magic weapon you have on your body, you have to go outside, otherwise, you will not be able to get out in this life.