Conquest on the tip of the tongue[GL]

There is such a person, she is in your address book, and there is no news for N years.When you start to forget, that person pops up.And you are not surprised by her existence, but just surprised that the person who has been lying well in the address book suddenly "cheats".

In the middle of the night, Li Qian suddenly received a WeChat message from Qin Shu, which read: Is your body lonely?

These words immediately reminded Li Qian that when she was staying in a hotel, someone put a card into her room.Most of the cards are young and beautiful college students, with their chests exposed, and there is probably a bold font next to it that reads something like: Is your body lonely?Please call……

In the middle of the night, Qin Shu, who hadn't been in touch for 800 years, suddenly posted this. Li Qian really thought her account had been hacked.But the annoying chat records later proved that it was indeed Qin Shu himself, and Li Qian would rather her account was hacked, this dead beast.

Li Qian sent the screenshot to Shen Jiangnian, and Shen Jiangnian almost died laughing, he lost his breath when he woke up.Shen Qinghe passed behind her and saw someone collapsed on the sofa, rolling with laughter, really happy.Infected, Shen Qinghe, who went to the bathroom, also bent the corners of her lips, smiling inexplicably.

Laughter, like sadness, is contagious.Sitting in the bathroom, Shen Qinghe raised her hand to touch the remaining smile on her lips. Her brain felt joy when it received Shen Jiangnian's heartfelt laughter, and her brain was more willing to imitate happiness.Shen Qinghe raised the corners of her lips, does the little woman smile like this?The arc must be huge, she is smiling so happily.

The menstrual period did go away, and Shen Qinghe had to accept this reality. The aunt who used to take 5-7 days to leave completely, lost her temper this time and left after only 2 days.Although the pain in the lower abdomen has been relieved, it has not completely disappeared, and the lower part... still has a faint pain, and I always feel... that the inside seems to be broken.Shen Qinghe remembered the small diamonds on Shen Jiangnian's nails, which were shiny and a little scratchy. That night, such a rough person had used all his strength, and it was not impossible to scratch them.

Alas, a reckless little lion always likes to run amok and get hurt easily.

In the living room, the hilarious Shen Jiangnian aroused Li Qian's embarrassment, "Shen Jiangnian, you're still laughing!"

"Stop laughing, stop laughing." Shen Jiangnian was still laughing when he said this.This matter is indeed worth laughing. Qin Shu didn't say anything else last night, and Shen Jiangnian just pretended that there was no follow-up. She didn't expect that Qin Shu, who was languishing, really languished again.Listening to her smile, Li Qian was really happy, but she laughed along with her helplessly, cursing, "Damn, is it that funny?"

"How funny, she seems to be engaged in special services, why didn't you reply to her that my body is very lonely, can you come?" Qin Shu, who had a paralyzed face and a slow face, said "Is your body lonely?" , full of joy.

"Bah, I scolded back on the spot, it's still voice."

"Oh? What did you scold?" Shen Jiangnian leaned on the sofa, smiling.

"I'll call her crazy."

"and then?"

"Then she was even more perverted," Li Qian said with contempt, "Those words are simply unhearable, so I won't tell you." She wanted to say it all, but Shen Jiangnian didn't answer, and asked again, "Oh, what did you say?" What is it~"

"I can't say such perverted words," Li Qian blushed, and immediately changed the subject, "Why did you suddenly mention her to me?"

Shen Jiangnian roughly said that Shen Qinghe was sick, and she asked Qin Shu to help hang up the potion. Li Qian said oh, and asked, "Is Shen Qinghe better now?" Shen Jiangnian sighed, and Li Qian immediately made up the knife: "No Good, isn't it? If you are big-hearted, why are you looking for that witch doctor!"

Shen Jiangnian couldn't help laughing again, "You haven't seen each other for so long, you still like to fight each other." Li Qian snorted, "It's her honor to hate her." Thinking of the topic of last night, Li Qianhuang He shook his head, trying to shake the abnormal animal out of his mind, "Don't just know how to take care of Shen Qinghe, you should also pay attention to yourself. Once you get sick, it's easy."

"What's wrong with me being sick!" Shen Jiangnian snorted.

"You're sick," Li Qian said in a long tone, "it's really tormenting, but hey," Li Qian chuckled, "this time, even if you're sick, you don't have to torture me anymore. You can torture Shen Qingxi." Then An even worse voice said, "If Shen Qinghe finds out about your special hobby when you were sick, tsk tsk." Shen Jiangnian blushed suddenly and shouted, "I won't be sick."

"Enen, you are amazing." Li Qian smiled even worse.

"For Shen Qinghe, I won't get sick either!" Shen Jiangnian swore, and Shen Qinghe behind her raised her arms and yelled, and raised the corners of her lips. This is the first time I heard such an oath, for her not to get sick?Not too bad though.

No matter what, she hoped that Shen Jiangnian would be well, from the bottom of her heart.

The topic seems to be a long way off, but Shen Jiangnian did not forget that Qin Shu knew that Li Qian had posted a weird post, but how she knew about it, she didn't know; and Li Qian's secretiveness now seemed to be true.In fact, it's okay if you post it, Shen Jiangnian is not young, and he has never done that kind of thing, but like Qin Shu said, people are playing with his own body, so why bother others?

Right now, Shen Jiangnian is most worried about two situations. One is that Li Qian plays with herself and accidentally hurts herself because of her inexperience; the other is that it is derived from Shen Jiangnian. What should I do if I captured Qian Chuanzi and hurt her?

These two people, in the final analysis, are both boudoir best friends, with the heart of a little lover.

In the first case, Shen Jiangnian is more or less at ease. After all, she is playing with herself, as long as she is careful, and she has a little experience now, ahem, although Shen Qinghe is playing with her, she also knows something, she can tell Secretly tell Li Qian what to pay attention to, such as nails, small drills, the difference between vagina and urethra... If this is the second type, Shen Jiangnian is worried, no, she has to check her mouth to see if it is right Introduce someone to Li Qian.If you can be straight, don't bend. When Shen Jiangnian realized this, she had already fallen into Shen Qinghe's world. For her, it was too late.

"Qian Chuanzi, tell me, why did Qin Shu suddenly send you such strange words?" Shen Jiangnian guided, hoping that Li Qian could take the initiative to explain her posting.Now, she can basically conclude that Li Qian had no idea that Qin Shu already knew about her post.

"How would I know, or say she's a pervert." Li Qian was terrified. She registered an account on a same-sex forum and risked being found out, all for her best friend.Unexpectedly, just after posting a post, a pervert exploded in the middle of the night, and Qin Shu suddenly sent a wechat message.

The forum is a membership system, and I first learned about it from Qiao Sheng, so there is no need to worry about security, but the need for a real name still makes Li Qian's heart tremble.There is no shortage of same-sex friends around Li Qian. There used to be Shen Yue and Qiao Sheng. Now that she has a sweetheart, Shen Jiangnian, Li Qian has to pay attention to this matter.

Li Qian was really afraid that Shen Jiangnian would be bullied, so she wanted to search the Internet for strategies on how to take the initiative in bed, and also to study the many doubts in her mind, for example: Since they are all women, they are all fingers, does this have anything to do with herself? What's the difference?Is it just to find someone to masturbate for yourself?

There are a lot of questions, and Li Qian is too embarrassed to ask them all at once. The possibility of her girlfriend's meeting is basically certain, and she plans to find a stronghold to stay for a long time.After searching and searching, I couldn't find a forum with high security, but I suddenly remembered the website Qiao Sheng mentioned, which led to the previous incident. After registering, Li Qian first posted a post on the forum asking how to masturbate , She is thinking well, after two days, she will ask again, how to have sex between the same sex, and then ask yourself what is the difference between masturbating yourself and others masturbating yourself...

Qin Shu appeared out of nowhere, startling Li Qian. After she scolded the pervert, Qin Shu replied solemnly: They are all middle-aged, and we used to meet to dance square dances together. Being lonely is lonely. What are you embarrassed about?Lonely together or a companion.

Li Qian was so angry that she wanted to vomit blood, and replied: Go to hell, you pervert, even if you are old, you won't dance square dancing with you!

Qin Shu: Oh, then dance with the bad old man.

...Li Qian was speechless, and scolded: You bloody beast!

Qin Shu: Your body is lonely, I can tell you how to eliminate loneliness late at night, I am a doctor, professional.

Li Qian: Ah bah, what does this have to do with your profession?

Qin Shu: I am a doctor, and I understand human physiology very well.

Li Qian was angry for a few seconds, and immediately understood what was going on. Thinking about how she posted a post asking how to masturbate, she was even more ashamed and angrily replied: You are crazy, my wife understands it too!Who are you to tell?Let me tell you, if you want to continue to survive in my address book, just lie down obediently, and if you make me unhappy, I will delete you.

Then... Qin Shu really didn't move.

There is such a person, she is lying in your address book, never thought of contacting her, but never thought of deleting her.If you ask her why, she doesn't know, Qin Shu and Li Qian are like this.

Afterwards, Li Qian didn't chat with Qin Shu anymore, but instead found out that this same-sex forum was full of joy.Although there are friends of the same sex around her, when it comes to private matters, Li Qian, a big girl, is also extremely pure. Compared with Shen Jiangnian, where she has improved is also in matters between men and women. The degree of purity is similar to that of Shen Jiangnian.

In the forum, there are various sections, and there is one section whose name alone makes people itch.Beautiful Spring, the introduction can be said to be very simple: food, sex, sex.Li Qian clicked in with trembling fingers, and it showed that there were thousands of pages, and the titles were all at the level of small movies. She claimed to be a straight girl, and she was still inexplicably excited. "The director used to be a bitch, but now he's been trained to be a loyal dog. Welcome to watch [Continuous Updates]", she thought she would be able to feast her eyes, but she didn't expect that when she clicked, the reading level of the article was displayed: Yellow Diamond VIP.

... Li Qian wanted to scold her at that time. This is no less than the emperor's thousands of choices of which concubine to favor tonight. Everyone is dazzled by the choice. He spent a lot of time choosing one, but suddenly told you: Your majesty, this girl deserves to be spoiled. Wait until you are 30 to be pampered.The emperor looked at himself, he was only 20 this year.

Li Qian couldn't describe the depressed mood.Fortunately, the forum still has human nature, and some posts have been set for newcomers to read for free.From a little research, Li Qian probably knows that the poster can set the reading level according to their own level.The yellow diamond VIP is the highest level of the forum.Li Qian clicked in, and found that this person registered 5 years ago, and the post has been updated for 5 years. Oh my god, senior user, there must be a lot of indescribable things in this post, right?

I really want to see it, but unfortunately I can't. Money strings, I naturally thought of using money to solve it. Unfortunately, apart from paying a small membership fee, the forum is linked to the online time, number of logins, and posting content.Li Qian calculated that if she wanted to see all the content inside with her own ability, it would be a few years later.

Hehe, Li Qian kept smiling, scolding his mother in his heart, so his old lady would not look at it first, so as to get angry.

So, Li Qian slept quite badly that night.Fortunately, I finally heard about a happy event this morning. The little lion wants to cut his nails. Is it possible to capture Shen Qinghe?Looking at Shen Jiangnian's condition, she seemed to be on good terms with Shen Qingxi, Li Qian felt relieved, and cursed in her heart: I don't want to go to that broken website!Anyway, my girlfriend is attacking!

Li Qian refused to say that Shen Jiangnian was still thinking about Shen Qinghe, and the two of them ended there. At the end, Shen Jiangnian said, "I'll have dinner with you another day and continue talking." Let's leave a conversation first, so that the conversation will not be abrupt.

As soon as Shen Jiangnian hung up the phone, she immediately threw it away and ran to the bedroom. Is Shen Qingxi not there?Shen Jiangnian was shocked, where is he?She hurried out and shouted, "Shen Qinghe!" Her voice was already trembling.

"It's in the kitchen." Shen Qinghe's faint voice calmed Shen Jiangnian's heart, and he hurriedly ran into the kitchen, "What are you doing here, go back and rest." Shen Qinghe waved his hand, "I've been lying down for a long time I'm tired too, so I just make you some porridge." Shen Qinghe stirred the fragrant hot porridge and asked, "Did you finish the phone call?"

Shen Jiangnian absolutely did not expect that the eldest daughter of the Shen family could cook porridge, and it seemed that she could cook porridge better than her.More importantly, Shen Qinghe was making porridge for her, why did she have the feeling that she would die without regrets?However, after all, she was reluctant to do what Shen Qinghe did, so Shen Jiangnian squeezed over and said, "Then you stand by and rest while I cook the porridge."

Shen Qing couldn't snatch her away, so he hummed and watched her stir it up and down while holding the spoon handle.After scrutinizing it for a long time, Shen Jiangnian turned her head, grinning to reveal her small white teeth, and she smiled so childishly.But it could be seen that she was smiling happily, "Didn't sleep well last night?" Shen Qingxi asked.

It is true that Shen Jiangnian's mind is sometimes clear and confused, but as long as Shen Qinghe is in front of her, she feels that she is very energetic, so she said with a smile: "I am not sleepy."

"Be obedient, I will eat porridge later, and you should sleep well." Seeing her yawn, Shen Qinghe said, "If you don't rest well, your body will be weak, and your resistance will drop." Shen Jiangnian pursed her lips and rubbed She rubbed her eyes and said, "Let's talk about it later, don't stand too long, you're tired." Shen Jiangnian drove people out again, Shen Qinghe stood still, she glanced again, staring at the porridge in the pot absently, Ask: "Does it still hurt there?"

"It doesn't hurt anymore." Shen Qinghe lied, knowing that she was always thinking about it, Shen Jiangnian's eyes lit up, "Really?" Shen Qinghe nodded, Shen Jiangnian believed it was true, and was immediately very happy.

The two were chatting in the kitchen, Shen Qinghe vaguely heard the doorbell, and asked, "It seems like someone is knocking on the door." Shen Jiangnian listened attentively, didn't she?Who is this?Shen Jiangnian told Shen Qinghe not to move, she ran to the door and took a look, ah, her mother is here, Shen Jiangnian who was ready to open the door saw her mother's body leaning to one side, and someone walking up, what the hell!Isn't this... Lin Feng?

Why...they would show up at the door together?