Yin Yang Pharmacy

"You..." Li Chongguan was silent for a moment, and just as he uttered a word, Chen Zhinan cut him off: "Okay, I got it."

"You're alive..."

"One thousand three hundred and forty one years old," said Li Chongcoffin.

"A monster!!" Chen Zhinan shouted.

"...Fuck you." Li Chongguan knocked him on the head.

"I was naughty when I was a child, and my father... lost confidence in me, so I was adopted to the emperor's uncle Li Zhiyun."

"I was so old at that time...here." Li Chongguan stretched out his hand and gestured with Chen Zhinan twice, and said, "I forgot the reason later, I couldn't afford it, and then I knew I was going to die, maybe it was very sad... I don't feel it now."

"Yuan Zhubai sneaked into the mansion with some skills of the seven orifices, and fed me a pill."

"And then?" Chen Zhinan asked.

"Then I died." Li Chongguan said.

"Dead for almost half a month."

"When you enter the coffin, it's not stiff or rotten, just like a living one, so I don't think it's strange." Li Chongcoffin said, "Hey, it's possible that you really feel that the few talismans in the coffin can make people feel uncomfortable in the body. defeated?"

"When I opened my eyes again, I was inside the mausoleum."

"At that time, I was not very old, and I was so frightened that I cried and screamed and screamed, of course it was useless." Li Chongguan said, "Then I saw Yuan Zhubai...my senior brother, he took me out of the palace. mausoleum."

"How...how did he get in?" Chen Zhinan said, "In the Imperial Tomb?"

"I was also curious at the beginning, but I found out later,"

"Brother was already dead at that time."

"He led me to the foot of a mountain and told me to go up the mountain at noon," Li Chongguan said, "I did so."

"Going up the mountain at noon, I met..." Li Chongcoffin said, "Yuan Tiangang."

And Li Chunfeng.

At that time, "Tui Bei Tu" had just been completed, and the two were famous all over the world, and no one could fully understand the mystery in this book.

"I became Yuan Tiangang's disciple." Li Chongguan said, "I am no longer called Li Kuan—Li Kuan is dead. I have no name to use."

"Later when the master returned, I was accepted by Li Chunfeng," Li Chongguan said, "After he made a hexagram, he bestowed on me the name 'Chongguan'."

"I learned astronomy, calendar, yin and yang, and Taoism with my master."

"When Master died, he entrusted "Tui Bei Tu" to five people including me. At first, I didn't understand his good intentions...I didn't understand until later."

"Later I found out..." Li Chong'an suddenly stopped talking and coughed a few times.At this time, in the front room where the two were staying, a servant bowed down to pay respects.

She is a maid in Empress Lu's palace.

A row of people led the way, each holding a half-open brocade box, revealing a corner of embroidered colored silk.

"The silk silk newly given by the empress," the maid said, "the best material."

"The crown prince is hosting a banquet next month. Your Majesty asks Madam to take care of dressing up and order some clothes in advance."

"Leave it alone." Li Chongguan said calmly without making any comments.

As soon as the maid left, Li Chongcoin and Chen Zhinan's expressions changed.How many women in this palace can be called "Madam"?Li Chongguan took out the amulet from his clothes, with a small word "Yi" embroidered on it.

Qi Yi.

Madam Qi.

"It's troublesome." Li Chongguan frowned, "Damn..."

"Ms. Lu Zhi didn't ask you to be Mrs. Qi at the beginning," Chen Zhinan tugged at the hem of his clothes with a sad face, and said, "Looking at the clothes, I have become your maid, Brother Quan..."

"The crown prince Liu Ying will hold a banquet next month. Zhang Liang asked him to invite Nanshan Sihao to sit in the township. Liu Bang will find it difficult to change the crown prince." Li Chongcoffin said, "Liu Bang died, Liu Ying succeeded, and Lu Eqian poisoned the king of Zhao and Liu Ruyi, and sent Madam Qi to death. Make it into a human pig, and then call it in the court..."

"What should we do next? Brother Quan." Chen Zhinan asked.

"Ask an attendant from the maids in the palace, and get someone to draw a map," Li Chongco said, "Take a tour of this deep palace first in the afternoon!"

The maid who served Li Chong's coffin to freshen up was called Yun Qiu, who looked honest but not stupid, so Chen Zhinan told her to follow behind them at a distance.I wanted to memorize the general terrain of the palace first, but the plan couldn't keep up with the changes—Li Chong's coffin was summoned by the emperor.

"I forgot that Mrs. Qi is Liu Bang's favorite concubine," Li Chongguan frowned, "What should I do now..."

"Hey, Brother Quan," Chen Zhinan cast his eyes around, and muttered softly, "The sun hasn't gone down yet, Liu Bang doesn't mean he wants to have sex with you all day long—"

"Please pay attention to your wording, this servant." Li Chong'an's face darkened suddenly, "Be careful that I catch you and drag you down by your head to whip a few slaps."

Chen Zhinan: "Hey hey."

"Madam Qi is good at dancing, probably because she is tired from dealing with political affairs and wants to rest for a while." Li Chongco said, "I'm sorry...tsk."

"Yunqiu," Li Chongguan ordered, "Go and get the map in the palace." Then he turned around and said to Chen Zhinan in a low voice: "Take a trick to cover people's eyes and ears, and then go to Lu Zhi Palace to have a look, be careful not to be caught Discover."

"What about you?" Chen Zhinan asked.

"Nonsense." Li Chongguan gritted his teeth and replied, "Go see Liu Bang."

"Do you really regret agreeing to her now?" Chen Zhinan asked.

"It's useless to regret," Li Chong'an collapsed, "Did she give me a chance to choose?!"

Ying, surnamed Li, named Kuan, was the second son of Tang Taizong Li Shimin.

In the third year of Wude (620), Li Kuan was adopted by Li Yuan's fifth son, Li Zhiyun.

"He should have died a long time ago, alas, there is no way, don't say whether God will wait to see him, even King Qin doesn't want to see him, just talk about how many ridiculous things he has done—"

"What a poor child it is," the woman said, "Sister, you said it's not good to adopt it, but to pass it to King Ai of Chu—what's the use of it!"

Another servant interjected, "That's right, the King of Chu Ai was appointed three years ago, and he has been gone for a few years."

The woman nodded: "King Qin is at the height of his power, the second son said he would adopt him, but he doesn't care, he really doesn't care about the flesh on his heart..."

"Hey, where's the miracle doctor who came two days ago?" Someone asked, "What happened after that? It didn't get any better!"

"There's nothing like an imperial doctor, what's the use of a genius doctor?"

"It's probably only been two days," the woman said, "I heard that the coffin is ready..."

"Ah?!" The bystanders exclaimed in surprise, "Where is the burial?"

The woman replied: "It is said that His Majesty personally issued an order to bury the emperor's mausoleum—how can you say that he is half a 'little prince'!"

"I'm afraid it's not buried outside..."

At this time, suddenly there was a voice "It's not good——"

The imperial doctor came out of the back room in a panic, shouting at the top of his voice.

"People are leaving—"

"New Book of Tang" contains: "King Kuan of Chu, the second son of Emperor Taizong. He succeeded his uncle Chu Ai Wang Zhiyun. He passed away early."

"Master!"

"Master—"

"Watch out," Li Chunfeng said in the middle of the chess game, without looking up, holding a handful of black and white pieces in his hand, "Why are you so frizzy?"

"Your stewed chicken is dry..." Li Chongco said, "It's mushy."

Li Chunfeng never cared about these miscellaneous matters, so he nodded and said, "Then let it go by itself."

Li Chongguan ran to the chair and squatted down, muttering: "It didn't make it itself, it was stewed by the master..."

Li Chunfeng laughed, messed up the chess piece, got up and dusted off his clothes: "Why do you think of being naughty today? Could it be that you still don't have a long memory?"

"It's going to rain, and it's going to be adopted," Li Chongguan replied leisurely with his mouth flattened, "Don't remember, let's forget the things in your life. Where is Master going?"

"Go to your former father's place." Li Chunfeng fastened his cloak tightly, "Take some foolishness."

Li Chongguan laughed and said, "Isn't this your favorite?"

"As a teacher, how dare you not get used to it?" Li Chunfeng asked back.

"The apprentice is just a commoner, and the master joined the army for the record of the King Qin of the Tang Dynasty," Li Chongguan said with a smile, "Why does the master need to spoil the apprentice?"

Li Chunfeng took out a satin-covered red-carved jade bone fracture fan from the cabinet, turned the handle of the fan over, turned the fan, and swung it with the tassels hanging on it.Li Chongguan applauded again and again: "Master, can you teach this to this disciple?"

"You shouldn't have learned these moves from me. Good student," Li Chunfeng smiled gently, "I am happy to spoil you, one is because you are my apprentice, and the other is because you are not ordinary. 'Ordinary people'."

"The burden on you is even heavier."

Li Chong'an took out another jade bone fan from the cupboard noncommittally, and played with it.

"Let's go as a teacher, you live alone," Li Chunfeng said, "Remember to do your homework."

"I'll check it out for my teacher later, and if it's done well, I'll take you to buy new clothes."

"Teacher wants to learn how to play the fan—" Li Chongguan said.

Li Chunfeng nodded helplessly: "Yes."

"Master will, and I will teach you everything you want to learn."

Half an hour after Li Chunfeng left, Li Chongguan, who was resting on the chair with squinted eyes, suddenly jumped up, led a horse in the backyard, and rushed to Li Chunfeng's residence from the other house that Li Chunfeng had allocated to him.

The servant at the door recognized Li Chong's coffin, he waved his badge symbolically, handed the horse to the servant, and swaggered in.

He was already familiar with this manor, and Li Chunfeng often forced him to practice martial arts. The eleven or twelve-year-old boy was very flexible, deliberately lightened his footsteps, skipped around the servants, and sneaked into Li Chunfeng In the inner room, gently close the door.

Li Chunfeng went to find his ex-father, and Li Chongguan walked into the inner room in two or three steps, stretched out his hand and unscrewed the small mechanism under the case, "squeak—" with a click, the secret door next to the underground opened.

Li Chongguan listened from the window for a while, but there was no sound, as if there was no one around, he jumped into the dark room with peace of mind.

This dark room is Li Chunfeng's largest study.Li Chongguan followed Li Chunfeng for two and a half years, and only recently learned about the mechanism.

Li Chongguan counted to the third bookshelf, took out a "Ksitigarbha Sutra" from the bottom shelf, opened it and rolled it into his hand.Then he sneaked to the front of the case and flipped through the scrolls on the table.

There is half an unfinished picture of mandarin ducks playing in the water. It seems that the master and the old man have suddenly paid attention to painting recently-maybe the homework left next time is drawing, which is really troublesome, so there is no need to be lazy; a stack of scrolls recording astrology, It seems that what he likes to do, the master still hasn't left behind; a pile of political affairs files, hey, wait a minute, the old Liu Tou's house in Qiaotou Village lost a cow, why is it within the scope of the master's handling... Could he ask him to do the math and see this? Where did the cow die? ?

Li Chong's coffin was scribbled through, and he began to pull out the bottom drawer of each bookcase. The first one contained a drawer of recipes, which was shocking... I don't think Master and the old man still have such a hobby.Li Chongguan spread out a book indiscriminately, and when he saw circles and dots on one side, he took a closer look and taught him to stew bastards.Turn the next page to teach chicken stew.

"Forget it, master..." Li Chongguan muttered, "The chicken is all stewed..."

Li Chongguan opened the second drawer, it was a drawer of chess records, he flipped through two pages, closed it and threw it back.

When Li Chongguan opened the third drawer, there was a coughing sound from behind.

Li Chunfeng: "Ahem."

Li Chongcoffin: "..."

He closed the drawer silently, pretending that nothing happened, dusted the book in his hand on his robe, and showed it to Li Chunfeng: "I come to find some idle books to read."

"When did you know about this place?" Li Chunfeng took the book and flipped through the cover, "Then I will explain the Ksitigarbha Sutra to you later."

"A few days ago... I sneaked a peek at the agency's seat." Li Chongguan replied falteringly.

"Stop coming here." Li Chunfeng nodded, "Let's go, go back to your place."

"Check and check homework for the teacher."

Li Chongcoin went out to lead the horse dejectedly.

Li Chunfeng was at the door of the back room, calling the family: "When did he come?"

"After noon." The servant replied.

"Okay, it will be the same from now on, you all go around the other room and let him sneak in by himself." Li Chunfeng ordered.

Brat, it took two years to figure out the mechanism.Li Chunfeng shook his head, thinking to himself, he was still a bit short of cleverness, but it didn't matter, he had plenty of time.

Anyway, I can do whatever I want to turn it over, anyway, the "Tui Bei Tu" was not left in the dark room.

"It's all for you after all." Li Chunfeng shook his head and said with a light smile, "What's the rush?"

half a month later.

"Why is master so busy recently?" Li Chongguan followed Li Chunfeng and asked, "I only have a free time in half a month."

"Today I played chess with King Qin a lot, so I have a free time," Li Chunfeng said, shaking his fan, "Take my precious apprentice to get some clothes."

Of course Li Chongguan would not believe this reason, so he bought two candied haws for a whole lot of money, and gnawed on one in each hand.

"Weak crown, don't act like a child." Li Chunfeng shook his head helplessly, "I don't know how to give one to Master."

"The apprentice is only twelve," Li Chong's coffin was smashed, "it's either master, there are still some for sale."

Li Chongcoin is indeed only 12 years old, and he will always be 12 years old. He has no merit or virtue, and even the historians are stingy to describe it.

"Twelve is not too young." Li Chunfeng nodded and said, "I'll buy it later."

"It's not too young, my father left at the age of 14." Li Chongguan looked up at the sky, he was talking about the father - Li Zhiyun, King Chuai.

"Don't think about it." Li Chunfeng said, "You won't die, you will live a long, long time."

"Then," said Li Chongcoffin, "for a long, long time..."

Li Chongguan was distracted at this moment, he thought of the name Li Chunfeng gave him at that time.

"Chong coffin." Li Chunfeng said at that time, "You can call me Chong Coffin after my surname is Li."

Re-coffin, and then into the coffin.

This name is interesting, Li Chongguan thought, he has died once.

But he won't die again.

Where did he get re-entry into the coffin?

The author has something to say:

This article is derived from the author's temporary imagination of Comrade Li Kuan, and follows the principle of "unofficial history depends on blowing up official history and compiling". All plots have nothing to do with real historical events, so please do not verify them.