[Hokage] Did you hit my son and ask me? !

Japan, Tokyo.

"Uchiha-kun, do you have any other plans after today's game? There is a newly opened dessert shop near the stadium, do you want to go together..."

"Oh, you're leaving. What dessert shop are you going to? Uchiha-kun is going back to the tennis club for a wrap-up meeting later! He just happened to be on the way, can you go back with Uchiha-kun?"

"Hey - I already got the discount list from that dessert shop!"

"Uchiha-kun! Today's game was so exciting! I bought water for you, please use it!"

"BLABLABLA..."

The tall black-haired man in the sports uniform of Dongda University was carrying his tennis bag on his back. As soon as he stepped out of the arena, he was surrounded by groups of girls who were dressed in different styles and squeezed in front of him desperately. He issued an invitation, and some over-excited disagreements had already begun to push and shove.

Obito silently tore off the towel covering his head and wiped his sweat. Playing in the outdoor court under the scorching heat exhausted him a lot. Even without using the plug-in, he finally won the game with a narrow score. Inter-school exchange competition representing the school.

Hey, hey, he's too tired to move anymore, can these girls let him go... He just wants to lay his body in the air-conditioned room, he doesn't want dessert shops, secret sports drinks, etc. Please let him go quietly, really please...

"I'm really sorry, Obito still has something to do right now, we have to go first." A deep magnetic voice came from behind, and Obito knew who was coming without turning around, and he was instantly relieved in his heart.

Those girls let out a burst of disappointment and surprise sighs. Although they were rejected, they seemed happy to see the visitor, but they didn't besiege the silver-haired man who was slowly approaching like they were surrounded by soil. Their eyes glowed green as if they saw some delicious pastries.

"Oh, it's Hatake-san..."

"Is that really the case, where Uchiha-kun is, Hatake-kun will be there... The relationship between the two of them is really good!"

"Is it really just feelings~ Hehe~"

Ignoring the whispers of the girls (in the ears of Obito and Kakashi, it is not a whisper at all), Obito drooped his head wearily, and naturally paralyzed himself on Kakashi, and said bitterly: "Let's go quickly, I'm exhausted..."

Kakashi hasn't worn a mask since he went to university, except that when the winter is really cold, he will occasionally return to his old clothes. On weekdays, this big silver-haired boy who is getting bigger and more lazy has completely lost his old style. A handsome young man who likes to wear shirts and slacks with his straw-like silver hair drooping and covering half of his eyes all day long.Kakashi was carrying Obito's weight with almost half of his body hanging on his shoulders with a headache, and whispered: "Atobe and the others have been waiting for you for a long time, what are you doing with them here?"

Obito covered his face with a towel, and said vaguely: "I don't want to, every time I encounter this kind of situation, I have a hard time, okay, not everyone is like the gorgeous queen who is so gorgeous. I'm very good at dealing with this kind of situation... No, I'm exhausted, don't talk to me, I just want to lie down in the air-conditioned room..."

Kakashi glanced at him, his face full of hatred: "You still need to strengthen your physical training, it's too much to make you look like this in an overtime game without using the 'plug-in'. Disgraceful."

Obito wailed under the towel, and even put his whole body weight on Kakashi's body, and Kakashi's foot was biased, almost throwing him out.

"Please, shut up Kakashi..."

"……idiot."

-

In the end, Obito still failed to realize his wish of being in an air-conditioned room. Their tennis club head Keigo Atobe, who loves ostentation, waved his hand and called a special car to pull the entire University of Tokyo main selection team into a high-end The restaurant was having a party, and Obito only had to take a shower in the rest room and change his clothes before he was thrown into the carnival venue of the Tokyo University Tennis Club by the tall and strong Huadi.

Listening numbly to the lively tango music and people chatting with laughter, Obito, who was wearing a black and white casual suit, slumped on the leather sofa in the corner of the venue with his arms outstretched and his head raised. He was almost useless.

Kakashi came over with some food, kicked Obito's toes to let him move a seat for himself, and Obito reluctantly moved aside, and Kakashi sat down next to him in a leisurely manner. Said: "Let's eat something, we probably won't be able to catch up with Sister Jiuxinna's dinner tonight, I'll call her later and tell her, the two of us probably won't be able to go back until very late today."

Obito was unmoved by the smell of food, stared blankly at the roof and muttered unconsciously: "Ah...you go and fight, I'm already a useless person..." He was so tired that he didn't even think of a finger move.

Seeing his cowardice, Kakashi unconsciously popped a vein on his forehead, and shouted in a low voice: "You are too useless! It's just an overtime game!"

Obito jumped up in a jerk, and roared bitterly: "A three-and-a-half-hour overtime match where the surface temperature is close to 40°C!!! You can stand up to it! I'm almost drained, huh— —”

Kakashi inserted a grilled chicken leg and stuffed it into Obito's mouth fiercely, and calmly said in the background of the man's breath being swallowed: "I am lying in ambush in the desert of the country of wind for three days just to assassinate a defected ninja You were doing push-ups in Madara's terribly cool underground base back in the day, what the fuck."

With his mouth full of food, Obito could only murmur and try to refute, but was rolled his eyes by Kakashi's piece of chicken stuffed one after another.

Obito rolled and scrambled to push Kakashi away holding the trash can and vomited wildly. After finally spitting out all kinds of things stuffed in his mouth, he rushed back yelling: "Damn!! Kakashi You are too deceitful!!"

Kakashi stretched out his arms leisurely on the leather sofa, slowly shaking a glass of red wine in his hands, and said, "Are you upset?endure. He looked at Obito with a beating look in his eyes, and the impulsive Uchiha jumped angrily, and he was about to roll up his sleeves and beat him on the spot.

The sharp-eyed teammates noticed the movement in this small corner, and the honest and honest Hocho Taro hurried over to fight, and joined forces with several other members to hold Obito's arms to prevent their ace seed player from rushing up and beating up their ghost animal manager. Pig head... Actually, to be honest, it's really not sure who will beat who between these two guys. Although Obito has the plug-in of the eye of reincarnation, but in terms of IQ alone, Kakashi can calmly throw him a few blocks away... …

Kakashi yawned lazily, took a sip of the red wine, and walked away from the entangled group of people without even giving Obito a look. His arrogance nearly burned Obito's anger through the ceiling—

Fuck it, the minister is here to help! !The four of us are almost unable to hold back Uchiha-senpai——

Feng Changtaro wailed lasagna tears in his heart.

"Kakashi!! Damn, come face to face!!! Don't run away—"

"Senior, you must calm down!!!"

"Senior Uchiha, stop the meeting!! The manager will drill you to death!!!"

"Uchiha-san calm down please!!!"

-

After the frantic party, the silver-gray tennis head looked impatiently at the drunken members, except for a few members who could walk upright (such as Kakashi who was not drunk at all and Kakashi who was not drunk at all. Affected Birchland), the others were almost all turned into a puddle of mud by Obito opening several cases of beer and blowing the bottles one by one.

Kakashi looked at Obito who was drunk and full of nonsense, hugged the pillar and kept cursing, sighed helplessly, turned to Atobe and said: "Minister, call for a taxi or call Yamamoto (the full-time driver of the Atobe family). "

Atobe twitched the corner of his mouth, muttered a few vague 'damn', and returned: "Inform Yamamoto, they are all so drunk that it's useless to get in a taxi. By the way, you live in a residential area near the school, right? It's at least two hours' drive away from here, why don't you just stay in a hotel here for one night and go back tomorrow."

Kakashi thought about it, but still refused: "No, the elders in the family will be worried, let's go back."

Atobe raised his eyebrows. He had seen Kakashi's guardian, who was said to be the only daughter of his adoptive parents. She was a beautiful woman with long fiery red hair and a smile brighter than the sun. She would often bring her self-made little Dim Sum came to visit the team, and the main players were very curious about the ace of their tennis club and the guardian of the ghost animal manager. What kind of woman can control these two seemingly low-key but unrestrained like wild dogs in her heart? big boy.

Atobe: "It seems that the access control of your house is very strict."

Kakashi tilted his head and sighed: "Yeah, if you don't abide by the house rules, you will be beaten into the wall and you can't get it off."

Atobe: "...I am looking forward to such a scene."

Kakashi: "Go to hell."

-

In the end, Kakashi climbed up the extended Lincoln of Atobe's house with Obito, who was staggering drunk. The middle-aged driver surnamed Yamamoto asked him his address, and then stepped on the accelerator quietly and sped away.

Until Kakashi shook his legs and dragged the unconscious Obito out of the car, the whole person was still floating.

The driver of the Atobe family drove a good car on the street late at night.

Carrying Obito and their tennis bags, Kakashi struggled to turn on the phone's light, trying to find the keyhole to open the door.After finally opening the door, Obito suddenly yelled some gibberish, danced and rushed into the yard, yelling.Kakashi ran over to cover his mouth with a headache, and dragged the drunk guy closer to the room.

Fuck, I'm drunk and crazy in the middle of the night, be careful of the neighbors next door throwing flower pots in their yard to complain.

Kakashi, who was out of breath with the drunk man, finally dragged him into the living room, and threw him on the sofa casually. The bitter Kakashi finally straightened up and let out a sigh of relief.

Obito's face was flushed with drunkenness, he was rudely thrown on the sofa by Kakashi and he didn't wake up, but subconsciously shrunk his body and buried himself in the warm fabric sofa.

Seeing his ghostly appearance, Kakashi sighed, and muttered, "When did the habit of drinking alcohol when angry come from, hey..."

While talking, Kakashi looked around strangely and found something was missing.

"Is Miss Kushina asleep? Hey, it's already two o'clock." Kakashi looked up at the wall clock and whispered in surprise, but he still felt very strange.

No one answered the call just now. They made such a big commotion when they came back. Even if Kushina fell asleep, she should be woken up. Normally, if the two of them didn’t return after 12 o’clock, the impatient red-haired lady would wake up early. Just exploded their mobile phones, but today... everything is so quiet.

Kakashi inadvertently caught a glimpse of the sundries scattered by the French windows, it seemed that someone dropped these things and ran away in the middle of packing, clothes, books and newspapers were scattered everywhere.

Jiu Xinnai is a housewife who loves cleaning so much that she has obsessive-compulsive disorder, letting the pile of things spill on the floor in such a mess is not at all her style.

Kakashi frowned, and the strange feeling in his heart became more and more intense. He glanced at Obito who was sleeping on the sofa, and decided to go upstairs to see if there was anyone in Kushina's room.

Kakashi climbed up the steps and slowly came to the door of Kushina's room. He tentatively held the doorknob and gently opened it...

The door was not locked.

Kakashi said inwardly, "Oops," and hurriedly opened the door!

"!"

The window in Jiu Xinnai's room was open, and the night wind lifted the white curtains. There was no one on the wooden bed with floral quilt, and the whole room was empty and lifeless.

What about people? ! !

Kakashi turned around and ran like crazy, searching around in this small two-story duplex house. He even searched the basement but still couldn't find the red-haired figure. When he ran back to the living room out of breath, He knew that something had happened during their absence.

Kakashi took out his mobile phone and started calling Kushina's number frantically. After the signal was connected, the familiar ringtone of the mobile phone came from the coffee table not far away.

Kushina's mobile phone with a Naruto photo sticker was lying on the coffee table in the living room, and the famous Hokage theme song 'Blue Bird' rang out as Kakashi called.

It is impossible for her to go out without her mobile phone...

Searched everywhere, no note, no message, no signal.

so……

Jiuxinna is missing? ! !

Kakashi's face turned pale.

The author has something to say: Enter Xiaofanwai with a card, and send him back twice for a stroll around the parallel world of Naruto.

I'm sorry, I've moved house these days, and I've been preparing for the exam, so I'm so busy. Tomorrow is the cut-off time for the list. Sui Lianye's code words are enough for the 1W5 list...

Already fainted from crying...