Little Cute Survival Guide [Comprehensive English and American]

Jonathan Klein, a university professor of psychology with advanced knowledge in the field of chemistry, but usually the Gotham Police Department prefers to call him the Scarecrow of Arkham.

As a criminal, he is committed to studying how to trigger the deepest fear in human beings, which is the source of inspiration for "fear gas", and uses this to fight Batman.

There is no chemist who does not use experiments to perfect ideas, but experiments cost money, a lot of money.

"That's why the Scarecrow sold his poison on the black market in private, and agreed to join forces with the Houston family. In a sense, these guys get what they want."

Jason tapped the keyboard twice quickly, and said quickly: "Compared to other super criminals, Scarecrow's fighting ability and physical fitness are far inferior to other criminals imprisoned in Arkham, and their psychological tactics are not as good. clown."

Ruan Ruan labeled the "Scarecrow" in his heart, and felt a little strange: "Then why is he the only one who escaped from Arkham? Could it be that he is very smart?"

"Smart people don't choose Batman as an opponent."

Jason sneered mockingly, his eyes fell on Xiao Hualuo who was listening to the story seriously, and he explained concisely: "If Batman hadn't been contaminated with neurotoxin when he stopped the Joker, he wouldn't have had the chance to escape. .”

But that's all, the scarecrow's fear gas did cause a lot of trouble in Arkham, and it took Batman nearly half a month to deal with the problem.

But the Scarecrow remained timid and silent for a few days, and started to contact the underground business again, hoping to exchange funds to improve the new neurotoxin. However, as soon as he made a move, he was caught by Batman and Robin and was about to be imprisoned again.

Ruan Ruan finally breathed a sigh of relief: "That's good...Actually, I shouldn't ask so many questions, but I'm worried about you and Dad. The TV said that Robin is a consumable, and it scared me."

As soon as Xiaohualuo thought that Jason and Bruce might fight with others, she was filled with worry—two DPS hit 22, isn't this the Chopper team?So crispy.

Jason clicked his tongue: "Is there nothing else on your mind besides the TV and Bruce?"

Ruan Ruan pursed her lower lip in embarrassment, with a shy and well-behaved expression, and smacked Jason in the face with a straight ball: "That's not true, in fact, there are the little prince and audiobooks Bruce bought for me, um... ...There's one more thing I've been thinking over and over again."

Jason continued casually: "What else?"

"I really like you and Bruce!"

Xiaohualuo's eyes are shining, soft and clean like a deer: "There is also Grandpa Alfred, I may have said it before, but I have to say it again, I love you so much! Are you moved!"

Jason: "..."

His expression froze for a second, and then became very complicated in an instant, but he quickly returned to normal, and replied very calmly: "It's pretty good."

Until the vibration of the communicator brought him back to his senses and told him that Batman was at the entrance of the cave, the second-generation Robin didn't make another comment on this disgusting sentence.

But soon, the Batcomputer regained Robin's attention, and a very eye-catching red sign appeared on the screen, marking a suspicious circle on the map.

Ruan Ruan's eyes lit up, she quietly marked the seat circled in red, and asked in a low voice, "Is it news from Bruce?"

"Yes, the reception he attended today has the heir of the Houston family, and he should have obtained new information about the transaction."

Jason frowned, but quickly relaxed: "The location is a bit vague, but as expected, it's not far from the Scarecrow's previous hiding place. We can follow him."

His expression looked a little irritable: "Ryan Houston is too cautious. It seems that even if the trading time is tapped, Bruce and Afu can only guess the approximate scope of the transaction."

Ruan Ruan heard the new name again, she searched her memory for a while, but found no super villain related to it, she couldn't help but wondered: "Who is Houston?"

Jason typed on the keyboard, and soon the images of two blond men were projected on the screen. The background was a luxurious reception. They looked similar, and they were brothers at first glance.

David Houston, the youngest son of the Houston family in Gotham, is a fool who eats and waits to die. He is ignorant, and all the words used to describe scum in human cognition can be pressed on him.

Elderly was his brother Ryan, with those long narrow dark gray eyes that looked like a viper waiting for an opportunity.

"Looks like two weak ordinary people."

Ruan Ruan quickly made a judgment: "Is there any danger?"

"There is nothing in this world that is completely risk-free. For example, the clown has a certain chance of choking to death while eating, and Arkham may also be blown to the sky."

Jason's expression didn't look like an example at all, but seemed to be making a wish: "Specifically speaking, the serum antibody test has not been completed, we probably only need to beware of the scarecrow's modified poison gas, but Lucius has already added it to the bat uniform mask. With the filtration system, I don't think there is a problem."

Ruan Ruan was not very satisfied with the answer, but he had to admit that he was right: "The strategist of your world...I mean the Gotham police, will they help you?"

"The police? They always come after it's all over."

Jason's tone was always full of sarcasm. He spread his hands and said unceremoniously: "Facing the scarecrow's poisonous gas, that group... Anyway, they can't help much."

Ruan Ruan felt that Jason might have wanted to say "trash" or "stupid white sweet", but since Bruce had already appeared at the entrance of the bat cave, he held back.

"A good boy can't swear, I'll mark it down for you once."

Ruan Ruan spared no effort to beat his competitors, and then ran to Bruce, the little chubby squirrel squeezed his shoulders and beat his legs as attentively as a squirrel: "Dad, you have worked hard!"

Bruce looked a bit tired, not physically, but from the guys trying to cash in on him and hot babes trying to crawl.

And Jason is obviously used to this state of Batman, he continued to add calmly: "In fact, if it weren't for the evidence that the Houston family traded poison gas, the Scarecrow would have been sent back to Arkham half a week ago .”

The Houston family's capital flow records must have a record of dealing with the Scarecrow, but their relationship with the government has always been good, and they pay a large amount of taxes every year, which is far beyond the normal range. Therefore, even if the source of information is reliable, there is no definite evidence. It cannot be searched.

Jason and Bruce began to discuss specific countermeasures, including but not limited to Bruce asking Jason not to attack too hard-the second-generation Robin is good at physical skills and is relatively violent. If it weren't for Batman, he could kill the villain directly.

Ruan Ruan listened for a while, calmly remembered the process in his heart, and then began to admire Bruce's meticulous thinking, he almost considered any sudden possibility.

No wonder Batman always has endless plans B.

Seeing that Xiao Hualuo was fascinated by listening, Jason couldn't help but walked over and pinched her soft baby fat, and grabbed Yunluo who was sleeping in the little girl's arms with snot bubbles.

"Little rabbit, why are you so preoccupied?"

Jason has nicknames for everyone—Old Bat (but this Ruan Ruan only heard him say it once), Dicky Bird, and Little Rabbit. Ruan Ruan protested several times to no avail.

Xiao Hualuo met his gaze, and blinked a little guilty, not wanting to let Bruce know that she had the idea of ​​slowly infiltrating the night watch, that is, as the saying goes, boiling frogs in warm water, she hasn't given up on being a bond milk yet.

So the little guy retorted to Jason with an innocent face: "Don't call me a bunny, I'm a deer!"

Then she maintained this cute expression, and said softly: "Actually, I was wondering what a scarecrow looks like. I have heard the names of many criminals, but I have only seen clowns on TV. Green is so ugly..."

In fact, the main reason is that the green on the top of the head does not have a good meaning. Although there seems to be no particularity here, Ruan Ruan will never forget the shocking lotus leaf outfit of Brother Chi Ling after being green. He is a real warrior...

Jason didn't know what a green hat was, but he wasn't polite at all: "Scarecrows are uglier."

Ruan Ruan heaved a sigh of relief, and took the opportunity to stick to the new father and play coquettishly with Bruce in a small milk voice: "Really? But our scarecrow pendant in Datang is so cute."

But before Bruce could say anything, the second-generation Robin licked his lower lip meaningfully, and then typed twice on the keyboard with a malicious expression.

Ruan Ruan: "?"

In the next second, the bat computer projected an image and audio recording of the scarecrow on the screen.

It was a man holding a scythe and his limbs were as thin as a skeleton. He wore a sack-like mask on his head, and there were sparse stitches on his mouth and nose. He was not only tattered, but also dirty. The noose is like a rope, and the clothes are still green!

Ruan Ruan: "..." Oh my god.

Even if she wasn't thinking about him, Ruan Ruan was stunned.

Thousands of flowers and celebrities are romantic, and all the disciples in the valley are like Zhilan Yushu and Xueding Qiongbu, and there are not a few people who get up to take care of their wigs at Yinshi. , Linghu Shang from the Western Regions is also extremely handsome and heartbreaking.

In short, Xiao Hualuo has never seen such an ugly human in Datang!I have never seen such a low outfit!

The disfigured Shen Mianfeng doesn't count, Ruan Ruan hasn't been to the Valley of the Wicked yet, and before his disfigurement, he was able to hook up with Yue Nonghen, one of the seven stars of the Haoqi League, so he probably looks pretty good.

Just when Xiao Hualuo was doubting her life, a pale palm with distinct bones stretched out to cover her round deer eyes that opened subconsciously: "Did it scare you?"

That's not to say, the scarecrow is a little bit ugly, but Ruan Ruan has also seen the potted plants of the Tianyi Sect's poisonous corpse before, so she shouldn't be frightened by the twisted sack.

So Xiao Hualuo quickly adjusted her expression, turned around aggrieved, and threw Xiangxiang's soft body into the arms of the black-haired man: "It's scary, hug me, Dad."

Jason's angle was just right enough to see this bad little deer's face changing in Sichuan opera, and he couldn't help gnashing his teeth: "..."

Why the fuck?Is Bruce blind?

The blind Batman gave him a quiet look without saying a word, apparently not caring about Ruan Ruan's cautiousness, Jason even felt that he was having a little bit of fun.

So Robin raised his eyebrows meaningfully, biting the cookie in Ruan Ruan's secretly showing off eyes: "It turns out that the deer is so timid and weak."

Ruan Ruan suddenly had an ominous premonition in her heart.

Sure enough, the next second, the second-generation Robin said blankly: "Since we have to face such a terrible villain, a certain deer may not be able to go on night patrol with Batman in this life."

Ruan Ruan froze, and immediately felt what it meant to shoot a rock at her own foot: "What, what?"

The second-generation Robin showed a gloating expression at the scheming deer, and asked, "Father, are you right?"

How could Batman have the second answer.

So Xiao Hualuo could only watch helplessly as Jason showed off two rows of teeth to her, then changed into Robin's uniform, and went to the night patrol with Batman in full gear—their goal tonight was the Scarecrow and his poisonous gas trade.