Little Cute Survival Guide [Comprehensive English and American]
Chapter 30 Beggar x Bean Sprout Shield
The little beggar who descended from the sky took a bamboo stick and beat the robber to death with one mouthful of "old perverts".
Steve held up the lid of the bucket, completely frozen in place.
A white, tender and cute Asian girl like a little hamster beat a few tall and big white men to the ground...
This weird sense of déjà vu is no different from a hamster eating a cat.
After eating the cat, Xiao Cailuo blinked her eyes, and found that the rescued blond youth was still holding that ridiculous trash can lid, so she couldn't help stretching out her white and tender finger, and tapped it lightly, trying to arouse him attention.
The metal barrel lid let out a crisp "boom—"
When Steve came back to his senses, he heard the little girl ask him with a smile: "What's the matter, little beauty, are you dumbfounded?"
Only then did "Little Beauty" realize that his posture was a bit awkward, and quickly put down the lid of the trash can, coughing lightly in embarrassment, but he was actually quite comfortable with it.
Then, Steve with a bruised nose and a swollen face showed a friendly smile to Xiao Cailuo: "Thank you for your help."
"You are too kind, you should be thankful."
Xiao Cailuo tilted her head: "However, I have heard the words of thank you hundreds of times. This sentence is too boring. If you really want to thank me, why don't you buy me a chicken leg?"
Steve thought about it seriously. Although his life is not rich, a plate of chicken legs is still no problem.
Seeing that the blond young man really began to consider the feasibility of feeding chicken legs, the little girl let out a snort, and finally couldn't help laughing out loud: "Don't stop, I'm just joking, you are such a beautiful little beauty, why are you still a fool."
Steve was stunned by that statement for at least a second, despite the "Little Beauty" foreshadowing.
He was weak and sickly since he was a child, not only his physical fitness was hindered, but he also suffered from asthma. His body was so thin that he didn't look like an adult man at all. At least in the eyes of most people, he didn't conform to the current popular aesthetics, and he wasn't handsome enough at all.
He thinks that little Bucky is the type that girls like. He is not at all the same as the small and shy Steve. Bucky is tall and handsome, with strong muscles and can beat him twice.
But Xiao Cailuo didn't think so, she walked briskly around Steve, the hamster's ears on the top of her head perked up, and Steve could still hear the copper bell on her body.
"Eliminating the strong and helping the weak is the duty of my disciples of the beggar gang, not to mention that I am also a Yazi who eliminates evil and relieves grievances."
Duoduo's previous sentence was serious and domineering, but in the next second, he immediately took on a sarcastic taste, and said leisurely: "Also... I like the plot where the hero saves the beauty. If you compare it, it seems that the two of us are the real ones. You are more beautiful."
Prettier Steve: "…"
He looked at the clouds covering Duoduo's eyes, he didn't know what he thought of, and he didn't refute with a complicated expression.
Duoduo noticed his expression, touched his eyes subconsciously, and smiled lightly: "Don't want this expression, I can see it, the clouds cover it, it is the eyes, not the heart, what I can see More than ordinary people.”
Steve realized it later, and said a little puzzled: "...Wait, then you still call me...you call me little, little beauty?"
This title is really too shameful. When Steve recounted it, he felt as if he was going to burn.
"Have a little confidence, of course you are a little beauty."
Xiao Cailuo stood on tiptoe——Steve was only about 1.7 meters, but who made Duo Duo shorter? She touched the other party's blond hair like wheat waves very naturally, with a familiar and brisk smile in her tone: " The blond hair is so beautiful! Like the wheat waves in the sun, I like little blond beauties!"
Steve: "..."
Hearing this sentence, Steve looked at Yunmuzhe in shock, confirmed that Xiao Cailuo could indeed see through it, and felt that his guess was very likely to be true.
Most of the other people in the alley turned their backs to the alley, swearing and focusing on teaching Steve, the thin and small man who ruined their "good things", completely oblivious to how bizarre the origin of this Asian girl was.
But Steve could clearly see the process of Xiao Cailuo's appearance. She appeared in this world very suddenly like a hazy light blue starlight.
At that time, he vaguely had this guess: Is this little Asian girl who suddenly appeared a mutant?
I heard that most of the mutants have unbelievable magical abilities, but the power of mutants also needs to grow, so how capable is such a little girl?
As a result, Xiao Cailuo quickly and neatly dealt with five or six tall and burly adult men without shedding a drop of sweat.
Maybe it was because he was silent for too long, Xiao Cailuo couldn't help stretching out a small white hand and waved it in front of Steve's eyes, and said curiously: "What are you thinking? You are so engrossed."
Steve hesitated for a moment, not sure if this sentence would poke the other person's wound: "Are you a mutant?"
Without waiting for the little girl to answer, he immediately explained seriously: "Sorry, I don't have any other meaning, just asking, if you are a mutant, we'd better get out of here immediately, those robbers will definitely find out something."
Maybe other people would hate mutants, but Steve is definitely not one of them. In fact, he is a little envious because there are mutant squads in the army.
And what about Steve?During this socially turbulent war, he also wanted to join the army like Bucky, but as a frail art student, if he didn't falsify the information, he couldn't even pass the military medical examination.
"...Aren't mutants human? It sounds like the Valley of the Wicked, or the Heavenly One Sect."
Duoduo touched his cheek, feeling that he seemed to have found the right person: "I'm not a mutant, don't be afraid, I'm just a little bit stronger than other people, a little bit."
Unexpectedly came to another world, Xiao Cailuo certainly didn't want to lose her eyesight, this little blonde beauty seems to be a good person, it shouldn't be too much to learn about the new world through him, right?
She gestured to Steve and pointed to a lipstick that rolled into the corner: "That's a girl's thing, I can smell rouge, did you help any girl?"
Steve nodded, marveling at her observation skills, he didn't even notice that the woman had dropped his lipstick in the struggle: "You can say that."
Xiao Cailuo was as careful as a hair, and her deduction was indeed correct.
The location of this alley is dark and remote, and there are often pairs of robbers haunting it. Steve has prevented this group of guys from robbing single women who are off work three times in a row.
...and was retaliated against three times. Although he was defeated every time, he did fight back, and his best friend Bucky would go to help him get back every time.
And 10 minutes ago, Steve, who was once again notified of his enlistment failure, encountered a nasty robbery.
Fortunately, under his protection, the robbed nurse managed to escape from the alley.Unfortunately, however, Steve was left behind by the robbed gangsters.
His lack of physical fitness also paid the price of bruising in his joints and a relapse of his asthma.
Duoduo noticed the injury on his cheek, his expression softened a bit, and he stopped teasing him with the title of "little beauty", and said sincerely: "Brother, you are really a good person."
Steve who was suddenly praised: "...?"
Xiao Cailuo raised a smile and said in a soft voice: "Brother, good man, I have medicinal wine for bruises, and the curative effect is very good. You see that your forehead is still a little green. Why don't we go to your house and I'll give it to you." How about rubbing some medicinal wine?"
Although he felt something was wrong but couldn't tell what was wrong, Steve said, "Thank you, it doesn't really hurt."
He didn't think too much, but smiled gently, and suggested, "Why don't I treat you to chicken legs? My cooking skills are actually pretty good, you can try it."
"...Wow, you really deserve to be a good brother. You are really weak and easy to deceive. Fortunately, I am not a bad person. Otherwise, what if you are attracted by sex?"
Duoduo touched the small bag with a cheerful and brisk expression: "Fortunately, I brought pastries and fine wine, as well as gold and a little medicine, um... more than enough to help you recuperate your body."
Steve held up the lid of the bucket, completely frozen in place.
A white, tender and cute Asian girl like a little hamster beat a few tall and big white men to the ground...
This weird sense of déjà vu is no different from a hamster eating a cat.
After eating the cat, Xiao Cailuo blinked her eyes, and found that the rescued blond youth was still holding that ridiculous trash can lid, so she couldn't help stretching out her white and tender finger, and tapped it lightly, trying to arouse him attention.
The metal barrel lid let out a crisp "boom—"
When Steve came back to his senses, he heard the little girl ask him with a smile: "What's the matter, little beauty, are you dumbfounded?"
Only then did "Little Beauty" realize that his posture was a bit awkward, and quickly put down the lid of the trash can, coughing lightly in embarrassment, but he was actually quite comfortable with it.
Then, Steve with a bruised nose and a swollen face showed a friendly smile to Xiao Cailuo: "Thank you for your help."
"You are too kind, you should be thankful."
Xiao Cailuo tilted her head: "However, I have heard the words of thank you hundreds of times. This sentence is too boring. If you really want to thank me, why don't you buy me a chicken leg?"
Steve thought about it seriously. Although his life is not rich, a plate of chicken legs is still no problem.
Seeing that the blond young man really began to consider the feasibility of feeding chicken legs, the little girl let out a snort, and finally couldn't help laughing out loud: "Don't stop, I'm just joking, you are such a beautiful little beauty, why are you still a fool."
Steve was stunned by that statement for at least a second, despite the "Little Beauty" foreshadowing.
He was weak and sickly since he was a child, not only his physical fitness was hindered, but he also suffered from asthma. His body was so thin that he didn't look like an adult man at all. At least in the eyes of most people, he didn't conform to the current popular aesthetics, and he wasn't handsome enough at all.
He thinks that little Bucky is the type that girls like. He is not at all the same as the small and shy Steve. Bucky is tall and handsome, with strong muscles and can beat him twice.
But Xiao Cailuo didn't think so, she walked briskly around Steve, the hamster's ears on the top of her head perked up, and Steve could still hear the copper bell on her body.
"Eliminating the strong and helping the weak is the duty of my disciples of the beggar gang, not to mention that I am also a Yazi who eliminates evil and relieves grievances."
Duoduo's previous sentence was serious and domineering, but in the next second, he immediately took on a sarcastic taste, and said leisurely: "Also... I like the plot where the hero saves the beauty. If you compare it, it seems that the two of us are the real ones. You are more beautiful."
Prettier Steve: "…"
He looked at the clouds covering Duoduo's eyes, he didn't know what he thought of, and he didn't refute with a complicated expression.
Duoduo noticed his expression, touched his eyes subconsciously, and smiled lightly: "Don't want this expression, I can see it, the clouds cover it, it is the eyes, not the heart, what I can see More than ordinary people.”
Steve realized it later, and said a little puzzled: "...Wait, then you still call me...you call me little, little beauty?"
This title is really too shameful. When Steve recounted it, he felt as if he was going to burn.
"Have a little confidence, of course you are a little beauty."
Xiao Cailuo stood on tiptoe——Steve was only about 1.7 meters, but who made Duo Duo shorter? She touched the other party's blond hair like wheat waves very naturally, with a familiar and brisk smile in her tone: " The blond hair is so beautiful! Like the wheat waves in the sun, I like little blond beauties!"
Steve: "..."
Hearing this sentence, Steve looked at Yunmuzhe in shock, confirmed that Xiao Cailuo could indeed see through it, and felt that his guess was very likely to be true.
Most of the other people in the alley turned their backs to the alley, swearing and focusing on teaching Steve, the thin and small man who ruined their "good things", completely oblivious to how bizarre the origin of this Asian girl was.
But Steve could clearly see the process of Xiao Cailuo's appearance. She appeared in this world very suddenly like a hazy light blue starlight.
At that time, he vaguely had this guess: Is this little Asian girl who suddenly appeared a mutant?
I heard that most of the mutants have unbelievable magical abilities, but the power of mutants also needs to grow, so how capable is such a little girl?
As a result, Xiao Cailuo quickly and neatly dealt with five or six tall and burly adult men without shedding a drop of sweat.
Maybe it was because he was silent for too long, Xiao Cailuo couldn't help stretching out a small white hand and waved it in front of Steve's eyes, and said curiously: "What are you thinking? You are so engrossed."
Steve hesitated for a moment, not sure if this sentence would poke the other person's wound: "Are you a mutant?"
Without waiting for the little girl to answer, he immediately explained seriously: "Sorry, I don't have any other meaning, just asking, if you are a mutant, we'd better get out of here immediately, those robbers will definitely find out something."
Maybe other people would hate mutants, but Steve is definitely not one of them. In fact, he is a little envious because there are mutant squads in the army.
And what about Steve?During this socially turbulent war, he also wanted to join the army like Bucky, but as a frail art student, if he didn't falsify the information, he couldn't even pass the military medical examination.
"...Aren't mutants human? It sounds like the Valley of the Wicked, or the Heavenly One Sect."
Duoduo touched his cheek, feeling that he seemed to have found the right person: "I'm not a mutant, don't be afraid, I'm just a little bit stronger than other people, a little bit."
Unexpectedly came to another world, Xiao Cailuo certainly didn't want to lose her eyesight, this little blonde beauty seems to be a good person, it shouldn't be too much to learn about the new world through him, right?
She gestured to Steve and pointed to a lipstick that rolled into the corner: "That's a girl's thing, I can smell rouge, did you help any girl?"
Steve nodded, marveling at her observation skills, he didn't even notice that the woman had dropped his lipstick in the struggle: "You can say that."
Xiao Cailuo was as careful as a hair, and her deduction was indeed correct.
The location of this alley is dark and remote, and there are often pairs of robbers haunting it. Steve has prevented this group of guys from robbing single women who are off work three times in a row.
...and was retaliated against three times. Although he was defeated every time, he did fight back, and his best friend Bucky would go to help him get back every time.
And 10 minutes ago, Steve, who was once again notified of his enlistment failure, encountered a nasty robbery.
Fortunately, under his protection, the robbed nurse managed to escape from the alley.Unfortunately, however, Steve was left behind by the robbed gangsters.
His lack of physical fitness also paid the price of bruising in his joints and a relapse of his asthma.
Duoduo noticed the injury on his cheek, his expression softened a bit, and he stopped teasing him with the title of "little beauty", and said sincerely: "Brother, you are really a good person."
Steve who was suddenly praised: "...?"
Xiao Cailuo raised a smile and said in a soft voice: "Brother, good man, I have medicinal wine for bruises, and the curative effect is very good. You see that your forehead is still a little green. Why don't we go to your house and I'll give it to you." How about rubbing some medicinal wine?"
Although he felt something was wrong but couldn't tell what was wrong, Steve said, "Thank you, it doesn't really hurt."
He didn't think too much, but smiled gently, and suggested, "Why don't I treat you to chicken legs? My cooking skills are actually pretty good, you can try it."
"...Wow, you really deserve to be a good brother. You are really weak and easy to deceive. Fortunately, I am not a bad person. Otherwise, what if you are attracted by sex?"
Duoduo touched the small bag with a cheerful and brisk expression: "Fortunately, I brought pastries and fine wine, as well as gold and a little medicine, um... more than enough to help you recuperate your body."
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