Little Cute Survival Guide [Comprehensive English and American]

USA, Bludhaven Police Department.

"Really! I swear that girl... no, that little monster! She's definitely our new supervillain in Bludhaven! I need a superhero to protect me!"

David sat on a chair in the recording room with two dark circles under his eyes, and cried out in pain while wiping his tears, crying bitterly: "She is like a ghost! You don't even know how much she is. Scary! She's a demon!"

The policewoman who was in charge of receiving him rolled her eyes, and didn't believe a word of what these two bastards who would only cause trouble said: "Why didn't you say you saw Batman?"

The policewoman’s colleague, the policeman who took the notes glanced at the record, and suddenly realized: the black uniform, the mask, who came and went without a trace like a ghost, is no less terrifying than a demon. Isn’t this the Batman of Gotham? ?

David shook into a sieve, and the 1.8-meter strong man spoke with a crying voice: "I suspect she is Batman! She also has two pointed ears on top of her head, which are bat ears!"

This refers to the rabbit ear-shaped accessories on the head of the Tangmen Lolita Chi Ming, which actually looks more like a bow.

This glib rogue seemed to have been frightened by something, unexpectedly he didn't argue with the police, his calf was still trembling: "I'm an American citizen! The police must protect me, never leave me!"

His expression didn't seem fake, and when he spoke incoherently and illogically, it was obvious that he had really been frightened by something terrible, and the characteristics he gave were very accurate.

"It seems that there is nothing to be asked from him."

The policewoman gave David a glass of water, and asked his companion to inject him with a tranquilizer if his mental state remained in this frightened state.

David was taken to the waiting room, and his companion Ryan was taken to the recording room with a pale face to continue to testify.

During the break, the policewoman, who was smelled of incontinence on David's body, took the opportunity to go to the corridor to take a breath, and greeted the colleagues who came by: "Officer Grayson."

She unconsciously straightened her back, and lightly brushed the slightly curly hair to ensure that she could show her sexy and hot figure to the maximum, and faced this overly handsome man with the most elegant and charming smile: "You Busy working?"

Police Officer Grayson is a handsome young man with black hair and blue eyes. He has a gentle personality and is easy to get along with. Half the people in the police department like him, regardless of gender: "There are not many cases recently."

He gestured to the recording room, and put on the police uniform jacket on his arm again: "What do you say?"

"It doesn't look like a fake, but I'm more inclined that it was a prank or a fight against them."

When it came to work, the policewoman's expression became serious, and she explained: When the police came out, some police officers had inspected the scene, but the nearest surveillance was on the long street outside the alley, and there were no traces of human activities at the scene. "

Hearing this sentence, Officer Grayson frowned, and his deep blue eyes showed a thoughtful expression.

He has been in the criminal investigation department for the past two months and rarely pays attention to such fights, but recently Ms. Vic and Bombshell have made new moves, and he must be more cautious.

The policewoman didn't notice the change in his expression, and guessed on her own: "Every action of that group of psychopaths in the past has been followed by a large profit, and they will not show up just to beat up two hooligans, so I think it is possible It was just a fight, after all, in this area, there are not a few people who want to put these two guys in sacks and beat them up."

They walked into the transcript room together to begin preparations.

Ryan has the same bruised nose and swollen face as David, and his cheeks are so swollen that he can hardly see his original face clearly. If they hadn't become frequent visitors to the warning area of ​​the Brudhaven Police Department in the past few years, the police officers really wouldn't have recognized them. .

David was scared out of his wits long ago. Apart from "she is a ghost" and "the devil is chasing me", he didn't reveal any useful information along the way, but Ryan was better.

"David and I went to smash...to eat at the newly opened restaurant yesterday as usual, and suddenly heard something beeping and rustling in the alley next to it."

Ryan's face turned from pale to an unhealthy flush. He seemed a little excited, and apparently he hadn't fully recovered from the shock: "Then we actually saw a bear...a black-and-white animal! There is also a Creepy little girl! She's as scary as Batman!"

Officer Grayson's expression changed slightly, and he almost wondered if he had heard something wrong.

The policewoman looked mocking, and asked coldly: "Your companion has already said that you shouldn't provoke that devil. He would rather not make this money. I advise you not to beautify your behavior of robbing women. To be honest, understand?" gentlemen?"

She squinted her eyes, and Ryan's performance had already convinced the policewoman that the part of his hidden content was absolutely not fair, or even criminal: "If you don't tell the truth, the police station may not be able to provide you with proper protection."

Ryan didn't dare to say that he was going to snatch the panda. This crime is as serious as assassinating the president of the country, so he could only change his words: "We really wanted to make a small fortune, so we frightened her a few words, but she was not afraid at all, and even beat her." us!"

He continued to describe tremblingly: "She was dressed like an assassin character in a large page game, with black leather armor and silver decorations, and a mask on her face. At first I thought it was a middle school student from some school, after all Halloween is coming, and there are quite a few people trying on clothes, but she suddenly disappeared!"

Disappeared out of thin air, and then there was a whizzing sound of piercing through the air, and he and David were nailed to the cold wall by a few crossbow arrows. Can run through his entire body.

Then that terrifying little girl appeared in front of them again, she was as cold as the solid ice on the snowy mountain, every movement showed inorganic indifference and alienation, and the eyes under the mask were as shallow as the water color of a glacier.

Ryan noticed her eyes, with a sense of sharpness like a knife's edge, and her whole body carried a terrifying aura of not approaching strangers and dying, like the most ruthless ghost.

She looked at him as if sizing up prey, as if she was really weighing whether to kill them, which made Ryan take off his pants and frantically press the alarm.

No matter how courageous Ryan is, he is only stopping passers-by to rob tens of dollars. He has no courage to meet with super villains. When he thinks of this scene, he is frightened and cried to the police officer: "Then we will call the police , but she disappeared as soon as you came here, and the crossbow arrows disappeared together, and there was no trace of it. I paid taxes to support you bunch of useless... people's public servants?"

The policewoman sneered: "Yo, have you paid taxes?"

Ryan: "...No, I haven't handed in, I'll make it up!"

He begged: "That's a pale and dark ghost, I swear I'm not lying, please let us stay in the police station, otherwise I will definitely be killed by her!"

A pale and dark ghost.

Dick visualized this description, and found that this description had no traces of resemblance to the villains or teammates he had fought against, of course...except for Batman.

——But with Ye Yi's observation ability, Dick can certainly see that Ryan's statement just now must have been concealed, which also adds a part of the difficulty to his targeting.

He didn't find any clues. First of all, he ruled out most people in terms of size, and this girl is not a bad person. Facing two people who wanted to rob her, she just taught her a lesson... Considering that mutants are The proportion of superpowers, maybe she is a mutant who just arrived.

He poured a glass of water and handed it to Ryan, with a soothing expression on his handsome face, he said in a deep voice, "Don't be nervous."

Ryan looked away with guilt and fear, and tremblingly took a sip of the water glass handed over by Dick.

Seeing that the tracker was drunk by Ryan unsuspectingly, Dick raised his eyebrows inexplicably.And the policewoman directly made a gesture to see off the guests: "Now you can leave, sir."

Ryan hugged the stool leg and yelled: "You lied to me! I want to stay at the police station! It's not safe at all outside!"

The scribe grabbed him by the collar and threw him out.

"The robber was beaten up by the victim, but he still has the face to call the police. Does this kind of person really have the law?"

The policewoman said mockingly: "He must have concealed something, or exaggerated, but I guess it shouldn't matter? You also know the situation of mutants... If it's just a little girl for self-protection, it's completely unnecessary. "

Well, they have already classified this incident. The two robbers are still worried about the little mutant girl's resistance, and they want to use the police station to take revenge. He is dreaming.

Only Dick didn't say a word, Bludhaven is Nightwing's territory, a little mutant with no power may not be safe here, especially Ms. Vic and the others seem to be making some big moves recently .

Ryan ran to the tavern to have a drink, and he felt safe only in the crowd, so it was already late at night when he returned home. Given that the scary little devil can be invisible, he is now almost in danger.

But when he opened the door, he found that there was still a person sitting in the living room of his house, who seemed to be waiting for his arrival.

Ryan knelt down on the spot, crying and shouting: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!! Don't come here, I'm going to call the police!"

The black shadow turned on the light, and the dim light cast down. Ryan raised his head boldly, and saw a tall young man with smooth and beautiful muscles.

He was wearing a black tights, and the V-shape connecting his arms and chest was a dark blue like the sea. He wore a bat-like half black mask on his face. The exposed half of his face was handsome and cold, calm and calm.

It's Bludhaven's superhero Nightwing!

Ryan swears that he has never loved superheroes so much in his life!Nightwing was his savior!

"Six hours ago, in the alley near the police station."

After Ryan calmed down, Ye Yi tapped the table with his knuckles, and asked with a sense of oppression that made people want to surrender: "Tell me, what exactly happened, and what did you see?"

Ryan was taken aback by his sudden toughness, and said with numbness, "One, a Batman! A sex-changed version! It looks black and white, beautiful and scary!"

Ye Yi: "..." This is a fucking perfect description.

He stood up, and the shadow under the desk lamp gradually began to elongate, like a bat about to fly, every word was thrilling: "Speak, tell the truth."

Ryan was stunned by his aura, but he didn't dare to tell the truth, so he could only beg tremblingly: "I can tell the truth, but you can't hit me after listening..."

Ye Yi said condescendingly and coldly: "Say."

Ryan: "...Panda, we are robbing pandas."

Ye Yi's mind went blank for a second: "...?"

Ryan cried like a dog: "That's a fucking panda! Who in the world doesn't want a panda! Bruce Wayne is so rich that he doesn't have a panda! If we can get that panda, we will send it! It can buy a hair Next two me!"

Ye Yi really wanted to correct him, Bruce had adopted a few pandas in China under his name, and spent a lot of money every year.

But a panda that showed up on an American alley?

Well, Dick knew that he had to find the little mutant girl as soon as possible. After all, Ms. Vic was so greedy for money that she would never let go of this rare opportunity.

Maybe this was her plan, after all, the profits from smuggling pandas are absolutely terrible!Looking at the rich people all over the world, there is no one who does not want to raise a panda!

But pandas are so delicate, they are very fragile without professional breeders. There is no news of the loss of giant pandas in American zoos. They are open as usual. Once they close, they will definitely be complained.

Perhaps this panda comes from a distant country called Huaguo. If the Huaguo government finds out, the United States may lose their right to lease pandas forever. This is a national blow!

Dick took a deep breath and quickly left Ryan's house, because no matter what the possibility was, he couldn't just sit idly by and the top priority...to find the panda.

Although I don't know how the little mutant girl obtained this precious panda, but if there is no scientific breeding method, it may cause a tragedy.