Little Cute Survival Guide [Comprehensive English and American]

Xiao Junluo looked at the pile of "scrap copper and rotten iron", and thought about the astronomical figures it represented, feeling sad in her heart.

In the Tang Dynasty, the Tiance Army who put down the Anshi Rebellion had a high reputation among the people, and it can be said that the army and the people are a family.

All the strategists who damaged citizens' property without compensation were deprived of their rights and sent to prison for reform through labor.

A Luo is a little army girl with dreams, who always takes the mansion master as his goal, and has been taught by the military adviser Zhu Jianqiu since he was a child, so he dare not have the slightest idea of ​​escaping orders.

Facing Mr. Stark's half-smile look, the little girl bit the bullet and said, "Well, compensation..."

Tony had to do a full set of acting, and without any guilt, he assumed the posture of an evil capitalist exploiting the poor boy, and focused his attention on the little white horse who was leisurely eating bean cakes.

Horses are the lifeblood of Tiance, not to mention that Sasha is not an ordinary horse, she is a walking golden mountain.

Aluo had a vague premonition, and suddenly opened his eyes wide, looking at him vigilantly like a little wolf cub protecting his food.

Sure enough, in the next second, Mr. Stark said thoughtfully: "This horse is not bad..."

Sasha took a mouthful of bean cakes in shock and choked in her throat.

A good horse is not too poor.

The little white horse kicked in horror, abandoned its beautiful moustache in a second of unyielding perseverance, and ran to Ah Luo's side, begging to be touched and comforted.

Salsa said earnestly: "咴咴咴!"

Praise me, I am such a chaste horse!

Yes, my wife really loves me!

A Luo almost burst into tears, and quickly hugged the little white horse's slender neck, refusing with a firm face: "If you want a horse, you will die! Even if you sell yourself to pay off debts, you won't sell the horse!"

After thinking about her fault first, her tone subconsciously weakened, and she added with a guilty conscience: "Salsa is a parting gift from Xiaojiluo, and I really can't give it to you."

What's more, Tiance's kung fu is all on the horse, how can he fight the enemy without Sasha Alo? Naixiu can beat her to death with "Princess's Rape", let alone protect Iron Man.

Xiao Junluo bit her lower lip in embarrassment, although she was a little nervous, she still assured her earnestly: "I will pay you back, our Tiance has always promised a thousand dollars, if you don't believe me, I can give you an IOU, please wait Return slowly."

Alright alright.No matter how bizarre the way she appears and what incredible abilities she possesses, she is still a silly eight or nine-year-old girl in essence.

Tony came to a conclusion, as if he suddenly wanted to start something, and said with a brisk joke: "I was just joking with you, Little Antique, you don't understand humor at all."

He quickly pulled the corner of his lower lip, and spoke quickly and choked: "No one wants your horse. Any sports car in my collection can run faster than it with the wheels removed. And in my eyes, You are worth more than your horse."

Arlo was flattered: "...Really, really?"

That was the gold of a room, and it was enough to support a small army in Datang. After thinking about it, Aluo felt that he was not worthy of the other party giving up so much money.

Xiao Junluo shook her head sadly, followed by the red beard on her head, and said very seriously: "No, I don't deserve it, I'd better pay the IOU."

Tony: "..." What kind of reaction is this.

He rubbed the space between his brows, and said earnestly: "Listen, little guy, first, Tony Stark is not short of money, and second, a real gentleman would not ask for debts from an eight or nine-year-old girl, do you understand? "

A wild wolf cub was suddenly treated like a soft little girl, Xiao Junluo was a little at a loss.

She touched her hot cheek, and said shyly, "...but our relationship is not that familiar yet."

If when she first met Xiao Jiluo, the other party would give her a horse of flying sand, Aluo would definitely not accept it.

It's the same for Mr. Stark. Although Arlo is already familiar with Mr. Stark unilaterally, she still feels uneasy about being exempted from a large debt.

Tony choked back at his own words: "..."

He said with mixed feelings: "If other children of this age can be as sensible as you, maybe the aging population in the United States will not be so serious."

A Luo looked blank: "I don't quite understand."

"It doesn't matter, kid, your future teachers and guardians will slowly teach you this common sense."

The rich man with a mustache chuckled, winked at her in a friendly way, and sent a charming wink: "But before you adapt to the new world, you have to think about where you are going."

He thought for a second: "You can stay with me for a few days, but I'm very busy, and there is a new weapon blasting experiment in the afternoon, and Pepper or Rhodes will come to pick you up... No, Rhodes can't, the military background is too Excuse me, where's Happy?"

Arlo listened for a while and realized that he was looking for a foster home and guardian for her, but until she got used to this society, she didn't want to meet other strangers for the time being.

When Tony denied Rhodes and began to hesitate directly with Pepper and Happy, Xiao Junluo finally couldn't help but pray in a low voice: "Mr. Stark, can I not follow you? Before I find Iron Man, I want to be with you."

Tony paused for a second, and the flag immediately flew up: "Follow me? Sweetheart, you mean to let me give up my happy single life and take a little oil...Little Antique to date those sexy, hot and beautiful girls ?"

He folded his arms, and added very seriously: "I think my charisma value will drop by at least three percentage points."

A Luo retorted in a low voice: "But the master of the house has a son, and Miss Seven likes him too, this is true love..."

Speaking of this, she showed a somewhat distressed expression, and added without confidence: "Actually, I am very powerful and can help you with many things. I still have to pay you back."

Tony nodded noncommittally: "This is indeed very tempting. Raising a little general from the heyday of the Tang Dynasty sounds like a rather wonderful experience."

But before Arlo regained hope, he added without changing his face: "Maybe there are many scientists in the quantum field and space-time theory looking forward to this kind of life, but this does not include me, I am not just a scientist."

He is a scientist, but he is also a playboy that people love and hate. The reporters and cover girls who bring home every month can line up from the Stark Tower to the Atlantic Ocean, and pool parties and one-night stands in bars are more common.

His life pattern was simply not suitable for raising a little girl of eight or nine years old.Not to mention helping her adapt to the new society, a careful Happy or Pepper would be about the same.

Xiao Junluo puffed up her cheeks a little disappointed.

She is no longer the little wolf cub who caught someone and bit him when Li Chengen brought him back to Tiance Mansion. Her previous sensitivity and inferiority complex had already disappeared in the barracks, but she still felt a little a little bit about being rejected so straightforwardly. sad.

Looking at the little girl's aggrieved doggy eyes, Tony felt guilty for a moment.

He coughed lightly, and added uncomfortably: "This is not your problem. You must know that Tony Stark's reputation in the eyes of others is not very good. If you stay by my side, the term 'illegitimate daughter' will be ignored." It's the tabloids who show mercy."

A Luo can't understand this world: "But you are so good-looking, why do you have a bad reputation?"

For example, the Assassin of the Red Clothes Sect, although it is an illegal organization, but its good looks have bewitched many people, saying every day that Lord Assassin's thigh is the direction I am heading.

Tony thought for a second, and instead of mentioning his rich love history in front of the little girl, he changed the direction and said euphemistically: "Because I'm still an arms dealer?"

Yes, Tony Stark is a philanthropist and a billionaire, but he is also a disgraceful arms dealer. Someone will always blame him for the pain caused by the war.

Usually little girls hate this.

But Xiao Junluo's reaction was beyond his expectation.

A Luo's eyes lit up bit by bit, and her cheeks flushed with excitement: "Are you selling weapons? To the court, and to others?"

After receiving Tony's confirmation, she couldn't help raising her voice a little, and declared extremely firmly: "They have no eyes, you sell weapons, and you have money, you must be a good person!"

Arms dealer Ni: "...?"

His expression became very complicated in an instant.

Xiao Junluo didn't explain more, but she looked at Tony with pure intimacy and trust.

As the saying goes, when the wind comes to Wushan, it roars like a tiger. As a strategist, Aluo has a perfect affection for the Tibetan Sword Villa. What does the hidden sword do?

Hidden Sword Villa is the largest arms dealer in the Tang Dynasty, and the disciples under his family are also the spokesmen with a lot of money and money. Even if ten meow brothers who sell cakes are added together, there is not a single little jelly that is rich!

A rich weapons dealer, isn't this Mr. Stark!

Xiaojun looked at him eagerly. If she had a tail behind her, she would have turned into an electric fan: "I want to follow you, you help me adapt to this world, and I will teach you kung fu outside the martial arts to exercise your body. You have all of them." Little belly."

Before Tony's emotional touch had passed, the little veins on his forehead jumped up happily.

What do you think about my little belly?

Xiao Junluo continued to work hard, trying to imitate the appearance of her little partner and Zhuang Hua acting like a baby, and ran to Tony who was already hesitating, and carefully pulled the corner of his clothes. The little milk voice was soft: "Stark Sir, please, I will be very good, and I will not cause you any trouble."

The little milk dog's coquettish offensive is perfect.

Tony: "...Don't deny it, you must have some Tony Stark rpg game clearance strategy in your hand."

But when faced with Xiao Junluo's pure eyes of "what is an rpg game", he shrugged helplessly: "Well, what I mean is...you won, Little Antique."

Xiao Junluo threw herself into his arms happily.

After praying for so long, she really didn't care to be more reserved, and changed her words almost immediately: "Uncle Stark!"