Little Cute Survival Guide [Comprehensive English and American]

Ruan Ruan did adapt well to the strange world.

She loves cakes and hot milk teas, Alfred's Chocolate Chip Cookies, and Bruce Wayne.

"I like this world, I want to stay here forever... Wanhua Valley is also very good, but it's not so warm."

Ruan Ruan hugged a plush toy, lay on her back on the soft princess bed, kneaded it into various shapes unconsciously, and shared her experience with Ah Li in a soft voice: "I've read medical books now, I can also remember the prescriptions in the classics, and I am no longer as ignorant as before."

A Li raised her slender eyelashes, and moved her lips a little unexpectedly. As a patient being taken care of by Ruan Ruan, she certainly knew how bad Xiao Hualuo's medical skills were.

Logically speaking, Ruan Ruan was under the tutelage of medicine king Sun Simiao, and the senior brother who brought her up was Pei Yuan, who claims to be a living person who can never heal. radish.

Ruan Ruan recalled how she used to act coquettishly and flirtatiously to avoid the endorsement task, she pursed her lips in embarrassment, and said in a low voice: "Senior brother Pei must not believe it, I can already memorize most of the compendium of Materia Medica and Qianjin Fang .”

Her voice was soft and soft, and Ah Li couldn't help but relax his tense nerves: "This...is also very good."

Xiao Paoluo was silent for a while, not knowing how to proceed. Her eyes fell on the exquisite and lovely furnishings in the room, and she seemed to understand why the guest room in Dick's apartment was decorated in that lovely princess style.

There are also small rabbit tableware, which is indeed very similar to Ruan Ruan.

Fortunately, Ah Li's attitude has always been cold and silent, and Xiao Hualuo didn't really see that there seemed to be something wrong with her little friend.

She looked in the direction of Ah Li's gaze, and her eyes just fell on the hardcover book beside the bed, and her curious look was replaced with joy: "This is the famous French novel, The Little Prince."

A Li looked at the cover, a blond boy was standing on a ball with an endless starry sky in the background, a fox was squatting beside his legs, and a rose was blooming beside him.

Xiao Hualuo shook the book in front of A Li: "It's my favorite book, it was given to me by Bruce when I first came here, and I am the rose and the little fox of Prince Gotham."

She didn't leave Bruce in every word, and she obviously had a deep affection for him, and her love was written in her eyes.

Ah Li's icy fingertips trembled slightly, his expression became less indifferent, and he couldn't help asking: "What about Dick?"

Ruan Ruan paused for a moment, with a sad expression on his face: "Brother Dick is also very good, and so is Brother Jason... It's just that they are a bit late, and I just like Bruce."

Unlike Xiao Paoluo, who has spikes and is incompatible with the new world, Ruan Ruan has long been used to the new life, and is also used to the soft velvet shirt and cake skirt. She looks like she is carefree in a tower little princess.

But Ah Li knew that was not the case. Ruan Ruan lived in the isolated Valley of Ten Thousand Flowers all year round. She had an innocent but delicate and sensitive personality. She was not really "stupid, white and sweet" like Xiao Jiluo.

"Bruce is the best dad in the world."

Xiao Hualuo repeated it affirmatively, and then said a little sadly: "Unfortunately, I couldn't save Brother Jason."

Ruan Ruan had no way to leave Gotham, and Jason left Bruce to go to the Middle East alone because of the news of his biological mother. Bruce came a step late and only brought back Jason's broken body... This is the first time Ruan Ruan regretted why he didn't Really turned Arkham Asylum into a village for the deaf.

But the little fox has been "tamed" by the little prince, she won't do anything that Bruce doesn't agree with, Jason's death has brought great changes to the Bat family, and Ruan Ruan can't revive him, too much time has passed long time.

Ah Li didn't know much about Jason's affairs, but felt it was a bit unfair. Xiao Paoluo was silent for a long time, and said a little unnaturally: "Dick will also be the best brother."

"Brother Dick is very nice, but he has been working in Bludhaven all the time, and I can't see him a few times a year."

Ruan Ruan agrees with Li's point of view, but still likes Bruce a little bit more: "Brother Tim spends the most time with me now, brother Dick... he is optimistic, cheerful, unyielding, careful and gentle, it is difficult for one person to manage With so many excellent qualities in one, I like him very much.”

But it doesn't stop at respect and love.

A Li doesn't know how to respond to her anymore. Xiao Hualuo not only has Dick treat her well, but also Bruce, Jason, Tim and Alfred. She obeys her truest feelings and responds to everyone very sincerely Love.

It was the same in Tang Dynasty. The little general himself didn’t talk much. When Ah Li’s injury was not healed and he was most resistant to approaching by others, only Ruan Ruan approached her with her cold eyes and fed her medicine. She was almost injured by the life-chasing arrow and still smiled at her.

Xiao Paoluo asked herself seriously in her heart: If I were me, would I be able to do it?If someone shows me a favor, can I honestly reply to the other person's feelings like Ruan Ruan?

No, she can't do this, no one has ever taught her to be honest, the assassins of the Tang Sect don't need to be honest, and no one treats her so well, maybe her brother did, but Ah Li was too young when Tang Bie went to the battlefield , she couldn't remember clearly, and the only impression of her brother was his stubborn ideals and the cold blood on the corpse.

A Li doesn't really want to stay in Wayne Manor anymore, maybe she can make a deal with Batman, but if she continues to stay here, she will only feel embarrassed: "You are doing well, it seems that I don't have to worry about you .I won’t stay here for too long, Ruan Ruan, I also have the task of Zhan Ni Tang.”

Ruan Ruan seemed to be reminded suddenly, and suddenly realized: "That's right... I forgot to ask, Tangtang, who is your mission target? Let's help you find it together!"

Mentioning this, Ah Li's expression became troubled, and he shook his head in frustration: "I don't know, the scroll was closed before I saw his name clearly, Master told me before leaving that the mission objective is very good confirm."

She imitated Tang Wule's cold tone and repeated: "He is different from everyone you have ever met. He is the one who pulled you out of the quagmire and made you no longer have to kill."

Ruan Ruan: "...sounds familiar."

The more Xiao Hualuo thought about it, the more she felt familiar, her little expression was aggrieved, and tears were about to come out: "This, isn't this Bruce! Everyone knows Batman's principle of not killing anyone!"

It's over, Bruce is going to have other little foxes! !

Ah Li was at a loss: "...???"

Little Paoluo, who was confused, was taken by Alfred to change clothes. Due to the invitation of Ruan Ruan and Dick, she may stay here for a few days until she finds the task object, so A Li also has to look at the ones she likes in advance. room style.

A Li... feels like she has invaded someone else's territory. She has a strong sense of territory and is not used to living with her. She is not even used to Dick's occasional pinching of her face and head.

Seeing Xiao Paoluo silently followed Alfred away, Dick came out from the shadows, and knocked on Ruan Ruan's door in a gesture: "Cute, I'm coming in?"

It is almost universally recognized that only Bruce can call Ruan Ruan Xiaolu in the family. Even Jason just calls her Little Rabbit, which seems to be a special right of Bruce.

"I know Brother Dick must have something to ask me."

Ruan Ruan sat up straight, and put on a small expression of "I knew it a long time ago" with a little pride, and said in a soft voice, "Do you want to ask me about Tangtang? Xiaopaoluo is so cute, I will Knows that brother Dick will like her very much, too."

Dick raised his eyebrows, and applauded her very cooperatively: "That's right, little genius, congratulations, you guessed it right."

Dick still likes Xiaopaoluo very much, and wants to make her more popular, but unfortunately Dick doesn't know her preferences very well, so he can only start with Ruan Ruan. Xiaopaoluo doesn't even like cakes, and she probably doesn't either. Would love the princess room.

He has no plans to hand over the little girl to Bruce to be the next Robin. Even if Xiao Pao Luo thinks about it, she should be Dick's companion in order. Bruce may be suitable for a cute little girl like Ruan Ruan, but A Li's style of painting is not good. .

Dick rubbed the little girl's cheeks amusedly, then coughed unnaturally: "You call her Tangtang?"

Ruan Ruan nodded, and explained in a low voice: "Tangtang is a nickname, Xiaopaoluo is called Tang Li, and the little general calls her A Li, but I don't like this name very much."

Because Xiao Pao Luo always thinks of her brother Tang Bie, Ruan Ruan doesn't want her to be sad, so she calls her Tang Tang, life is already so bitter, I hope she can be sweet in other places.

Dick paused for a moment. He didn't expect to get such information from an ordinary opening sentence. He asked a little puzzled, "...Wait, isn't her name Tang Tiantian?"

Ruan Ruan, who has never heard of this nickname: "?"

Tian Tian is Tang Bie's nickname for A Li. Ruan Ruan and A Luo are not as mature as A Li, so of course they will not know this name. On the contrary, it is Dick who knows because he is older and glib. this nickname.

Ruan Ruan thought for a second, and felt that she seemed to understand something, so she said to Dick seriously: "Tangtang must like you very much, she said you will be the best brother."

Dick's mood was a bit complicated. He never expected that he would get such a high evaluation from Xiao Pao Luo. After all, the little guy's expression always looked cold, and he almost wrote "stay away from me" on his face. on.

However, Dick really wanted to tease her and make her show a different expression. He could sense that A Li was not really indifferent, but just accustomed to self-isolation.

Most of the time she's on her own and doesn't need anyone else to intervene in her life, but she's still expecting a favor from another, and Dick already knew she'd kill the villain for a piece of Ovelia's cake, which is to say, She is responding to overtures in her own way.

Even ten times and a hundred times the response, why does such a cute little guy live so lonely?

Dick came back to his senses, only to realize that he had asked aloud, while Ruan Ruan tried to answer him with a serious face.

"Because the Tang Sect can be invisible? It doesn't seem right."

After being reminded by him, Ruan Ruan realized that he had never thought about this problem before, and couldn't help but analyze it: "But meows can also be invisible."

But Xiaomiaoluo is much more lively than Xiaopaoluo.

Xiao Hualuo guessed: "It's probably Zhan Nitang's problem, most of Tangmen's assassins are like this, anyway, Brother Pao I've met is a very cold lone ranger, it may be related to Tangtang's previous mission. "

Dick recalled what Ruan Ruan had mentioned about Zhan Ni Tang of the Tang Sect, and sighed a bit distressed: "She is only eight years old."

"But the little general also went to the battlefield at the age of eight."

Ruan Ruan didn't think age was a problem at all. She followed Brother Pei to the Luoyang military camp for a free clinic when she was seven or eight years old. After thinking about it, she hesitated and guessed, "Maybe it's a problem with personality and previous experience?"

After all, except for Xiaohualuo and the little general who rescued Xiaopaoluo, Ah Li didn't have a good face towards Pei Yuan. She didn't know how to get along with others, and Ruan Ruan was still young, so she just thought she had such a personality. .

Thinking of the past, Xiao Hualuo's expression was complicated: "And the Tangmen's relationship is a stake... Those who want to get close to Tangtang may not have the patience to wait for Tangtang to respond, and some of them involve war... I don't want to mention this , In short, brother Dick should be nicer to Tangtang."

There are others who left Xiaopaoluo's life in a particularly tragic way. When Ah Li was nourishing and wounding in the army, the war was not over yet. A Dingguo army lady who separated from her sister was very kind to her, but Ah Li Before Li could respond to her kindness, Mrs. Jun... returned the shroud of horse leather.

Ruan Ruan also ate Junniang's kitchen candy. The impact of the Anshi Rebellion was too great, and every time she thought about it, she only felt pain. She didn't want to show her vulnerable side in front of Dick.

The same goes for Ruan Ruan. If it wasn't for the injury, Xiao Pao Luo wouldn't come into contact with strangers. It was probably the first time Ah Li wanted to accept someone's approach, but the ending was particularly tragic, which made her more silent. Fortunately, she still had Ruan Ruan. Nguyen.

Dick could probably guess what she didn't say, and couldn't help but feel more sorry for these two little girls who had gone through the war. His expression was gentle but firm, and he assured Xiao Hualuo earnestly: "Of course."

He felt that his heartbeat was not very stable, and his chest was tight and sore, but he probably understood a little.

Ah Li is like an injured civet cat in the snow, maybe a hundred people will reach out to her and say, "Come home with me, little cat", but the snow is too cold, they will reach out their hands a hundred times. They couldn't wait for the cat's response, so they all left.

As long as he withdrew his hand, the cat would never leave him again. She belonged to the one hundred and first person, the one who insisted on reaching out to her for the one hundred and first time when Xue was so cold.

Cats are very territorial animals, especially if they have been injured, and if she finds out that you have another cat, you may not be able to bring her home.

Dick let out a breath slowly, did not mention anything more to Ruan Ruan, and changed the subject: "Where is Bruce?"

Ruan Ruan: "!!!!!!"

Xiao Hua Luo famously painted a horrified face: "Oops, Dad has a meeting this morning, and he will be back around this time. I was so happy chatting with Tangtang, I actually forgot to pick him up!"

Speaking of this, she seemed to suddenly remember something, hugged Dick's arm very seriously, and said, "No, brother Dick, I always landed directly in front of the task target, Tangtang should be similar? You too Follow the no-kill principle, right!"

She recalled Xiao Paoluo's concern for Dick, and felt more and more that she guessed the truth, so she told Dick earnestly: "Brother Dick, I believe it is you, after all, the book says that the little prince only has a little fox."

Dick: "?" What little fox?Little vixen?

Bruce, who is going to have other little foxes, just wrapped up a business meeting and has to impeccably play a brainless playboy in front of the public.

However, when he returned to the manor, what greeted him was not Xiaohua Luoxiang's soft hug or Alfred's black tea, but a black and white, little soft dumpling.

The chubby panda cub rolled on the grass, with Yan Cong written on the left and Hug written on the right in the dark circles, trying to stand up and stretch out the fat paw pads towards Bruce.

Who in this world can refuse a panda's hug?No, not even Superman and Batman.

Batman, who can't refuse to roll, struggles against the panda's cuteness, trying to fight against his human instincts.

He stared at Mao Tuanzi condescendingly, his Adam's apple rolled slightly, his expression was extraordinarily serious.

He got the key information from the video message sent by Dick yesterday, about Brudhaven's new superhero Flying Star. At the same time, like Ruan Ruan, she is also a little guest from Tang Dynasty. A Tang gate.

Because he was not sure whether the flying star was Tangtang whom Ruan Ruan knew, Bruce didn't tell Xiao Hualuo the news in advance, and he didn't expect Dick to bring her back so soon.

They also brought back a precious panda cub.

These young people don't know how precious pandas are, and they don't even know how important pandas are to Americans. The treatment they receive is almost equal to that of the President of the United States.

The "President of the United States" who didn't get the hug made a few dissatisfied beeps, and began to climb up the bottom of Bruce's trousers, firmly pressing his weight of [-] to [-] pounds on this beautiful big president. shoulders.

Batman surrendered, he took the hairy Roll into his arms, and stepped into the living room: "Alfred!"

Pots of milk!Prepare a pot of milk for the panda!

Gun Gun combed his fur with soft paw pads, then opened the shirt and tie of the new shit shovel officer, and found a comfortable position for himself. up.

Ah... this bear who has been forgotten by the little master, only the big beauty Dcup's chest is a little warm.