Little Cute Survival Guide [Comprehensive English and American]

Little Baa Luo has a pure heart, she is devoted to retreat and enlightenment, and has almost no experience of walking in the rivers and lakes, so she has no intention of hiding her identity for the mission target.

Although Pietro and Wanda are older than Fluctuate, in the eyes of Little Baa Luo, the siblings look like two vigilant little hedgehogs, weak objects to be protected.

So on the first day of taking her in, Wanda and Pietro discovered that Fluctlight showed amazing ignorance of everything around her, and she had almost no knowledge of common sense in life.

"Wanda, I see that you and Pietro don't seem to be short of extraneous possessions, why is the residence so simple and plain?"

Little Baa Luo sat upright on the sofa, with snow-colored hair covering her back, her gaze fell outside the brightly lit window, as if she didn't understand, she said: "I'm not picky about where I live, but I'm just confused. I can't figure it out."

Why are Pietro and Wanda living like Shaolin ascetics even though they are using glass windows worth thousands of dollars?

The poor Wanda paused. She recalled the fast food she had eaten for three days in a row and the living expenses of only 45 US dollars left, and wondered if she had heard something wrong.

She sighed imperceptibly, and although she felt that there was no need to explain, she patiently told Yaoguang: "Little guy, I don't know how you came to the conclusion that 'Pietro and I don't lack things outside our body', Because in fact our lives are as simple as our dwellings."

The brown-haired girl thought about her words, but still couldn't help laughing at herself: "This is the life of an adult."

Fluctlight, who has no emotional intelligence, accurately extracted all the key information, and said sharply: "Are you short of money?"

Wanda swears, there is no more embarrassing time in the world than being asked by a child that you are short of money?All adults feel ashamed and humiliated by this.

The brown-haired girl admitted wearily: "That's right."

Yaoguang looked away regretfully. The brightly lit night scene is beautiful, but her eyes are not allowed to look too much. Xiaobaluo lightly tapped the transparent glass with her pale fingertips: "Such clear and pure colored glaze is worth tens of thousands of dollars." gold."

Wanda asked with a question mark on her face: "???"

Stark Industries bulletproof glass is not so expensive.

Yaoguang doesn’t have much experience in the arena, but Cangjian and Chunyang are not without intersection. Cangjian Yeying once visited Li Wangsheng, the head of Chunyang. During the secret meeting, his apprentice Xiao Jiluo was sent to Yu Rui to take care of him. Fluctlight is fairly familiar with Tibetan swords.

Little Jiluo's clothes are all embroidered with gold thread, but even such a hidden sword doesn't use such a luxurious glazed window.

Wanda supported her forehead, feeling the generation gap between the two of them, but Fluctlight's tone and expression were so serious that she almost couldn't help doubting her own values.

The brown-haired girl silently recited this is just a young child [-] times before she could suppress the absurd feeling that she was almost convinced, and murmured: "God knows this is just a glass window in a bad street instead of glazed enamel, I almost believed it gone."

Fluctuate: "..."

It turns out that the transparent glass in this world is worthless.

Wanda sighed tiredly, and seeing Pietro getting ready to take a shower, she suddenly remembered: "Stay here and don't move, I'll find you a shirt as pajamas, I hope you don't mind me wearing it, but There are no other pajamas here."

As she spoke, she rummaged through the pages, swallowed the words Yaoguang refused, she was a bit of a clean freak, so she always had replacement middle clothes and school uniforms in her pear velvet silk bag.

but……

Little Baaluo's eyes fell on Wanda. The low-quality lamp couldn't be adjusted, and the fluttering eyes were still uncomfortable, but she could still see the so-called shirt style vaguely.

Shirts are similar to middle clothes. As an adult woman, Wanda can lend her this kind of intimate and close-fitting small clothes. It is already a very intimate expression. .

Little Baa Luo thanked her, and then focused on other unheard items in the room. Her eyes are not very good, and she needs to use the sense of touch to explore new things.

"Clearly there is no open flame, but it is so hot to the touch..."

The little girl who looked like a jade carving stretched out a snow-white slender finger, and stuck it on the boiling hot water pot for a second, then slowly withdrew her hot red fingertips, and there was more curiosity and warmth in her eyes, softly Said: "What is this?"

Wanda is still looking for pajamas for Yaoguang. Since most of the time is spent on revenge, she and Pietro’s living expenses are not sufficient, so at this flowery age, Wanda has almost never bought any beautiful clothes and bags. .

She doesn't have many clothes, only two shirts, and now she has to separate out a seldom-wearing one for Xiaobaluo's pajamas.

As a result, he didn't pay attention for a second, and a small piece of red appeared on Yaoguang's white palm, as if a piece of beautiful white jade was stained with blood, and it looked like it was about to ripen and hurt.

The brown-haired girl gasped, and almost forgot her vigilance, holding Xiaobaluo's wrist to check her wound in annoyance and worry: "My God, that's boiling hot water, adults didn't teach you Don't you touch the kettle!"

Little Baaluo shook her head calmly: "No, I used to live on the mountain, and I've never seen this before. It's not so convenient to boil water, nor is there such a bright light."

Wanda's body was very warm. When Yaoguang's cold wrist was touched by her, she even had the illusion of being burned. She spread her hand obediently, and the hot spot on her fingertips had almost disappeared. out of sight.

Wanda just wanted to get the scald ointment, and she couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief when she saw this situation, and then she didn't know what to think of, and sighed helplessly and tiredly: "Quick healing, is this your mutant ability? Very good use."

After all... There is no burn ointment in the rental house.

She and Pietro will not make such low-level mistakes, they don't need this at all, and the injury is simply handled.

After all, they didn't have an appointment, so they couldn't get a number in the hospital. Even if they did, they wouldn't dare to go because of the cost of living deficit and the S.H.I.E.L.D. monitoring system.

"I'm not a mutant, and I don't get fast healing."

Xiaobaluo calmly withdrew her hand, and explained to her in a slow manner: "I don't know how the mutants here are similar to me, but I am a disciple of Chunyang, and Zixia Gong is an inner strength method, and the hot water bottle is not close. I can feel the heat, and I will only touch it if I have internal strength to protect my body."

Fluctlight never jokes about his body, has always wanted to live, and has always taken it seriously.

When Yaoguang was younger, both eyes were blind, her meridians were weak and her body was weak and short of breath. I don't know how her mother raised her to this age in troubled times, but she did have a lot of illnesses because of the difficult life in the past. .

When she was born in catkins, her mother named her Mian Mian. Later, when the Spike Army broke through the city, her mother also hid her in a willow tree, and went to lure away the hungry wolves by herself.

Then the disciples of Chunyang Palace arrived, Yu Rui heard a weak breathing sound, hugged him from the willow tree and listened to his mother's words, never make a sound, about three months later, there was an extra born sword bone in Chunyang Palace Fluctlight.

Yu Rui never kept these things from Yaoguang, so after Yaoguang became sensible, he understood what his mother had done to keep him alive, and since then he learned to cherish himself.

Little Baaluo looked indifferent, her long snow-colored hair and eyelashes made her look extraordinarily unkind, she didn't seem to want to continue explaining, and Wanda didn't ask too much, after all, she and Pietro also have a lot of special things. secret.

They had other things to do, they were only going to take Fluctuate for one night, and they didn't need to know each other, after all, Queens wasn't very safe at night, and Wanda and Pietro couldn't really stand by and watch a little girl.

"Sounds like Eastern martial arts, I've seen it on TV."

Wanda made a guess by herself, and felt that it made sense. After all, she looked like an Asian girl with a cold long sword on her back. She was similar to the oriental superhero who reported flying Yujian on TV.

This is nothing unusual, after all, aliens can fly all over the world, especially the Justice League, collecting a lot of alien friends, just short of forming a United Ball.

She gave little Baeluo a piece of strawberry mousse given to Pietro by the owner of the dessert shop, and said gently: "Try this, I guess you like strawberry flavor, and I used to like it too."

Little Baaluo tilted her head in surprise, thinking that Wanda would continue to ask what Chunyang is, so that she could take advantage of the situation and drag out the origin together. However, Yaoguang is not a talkative person, and she will No intention of explaining.

Wanda rested her chin, sitting next to the sofa and watching the exquisite fluttering light eat the cake, her tired expression eased a little: "Although we may not get along for a long time, I think it is necessary to tell you some common sense .”

Due to physical problems, she has serious taboos against fluctuating lights, and she can't eat anything that is too sweet or too spicy. Fortunately, this piece of mousse is not big, so Xiao Baluo can finish it all: "I won't leave."

"I don't know who asked you to protect us... It may be a conspiracy that you don't know, or it may be the father that Pietro and I have never met."

Wanda said: "But we don't need protection, especially for a little girl your age. You...you are too young. You were still going to school when I was my age. You should go to school too. You don't even Know what an electric kettle is."

Wanda asked too many questions, and Yaoguang couldn't see her expression clearly, and couldn't organize her words for a while, so she could only say succinctly: "This is not a problem, you will teach me, and I am not ignorant, It’s just not used to here yet.”

It is true that Xiaobaluo has never been to a kindergarten, but Yu Rui, as one of the three wise men in the world, naturally would not leave his disciples to be taught by others. Although Yaoguang has not been in touch with the world, he has already read the Four Books, Five Classics, and Taoist classics in Chunyang Palace.

Wanda glanced at Baaluo with a look of "don't be stubborn anymore", and asked, "What is 480 two times 260 three? Can you still memorize the nine-nine multiplication table?"

Fluctlight paused for a moment: "No."

"Did you not finish the kindergarten class?"

Wanda said earnestly: "The ninety-nine multiplication table was passed down from Huaguo, and a child as old as you can memorize it."

Fluctlight: "..." She hasn't learned the counting part yet.

Yaoguang, a liberal arts student in Tang Dynasty, was at a loss for words.