Little Cute Survival Guide [Comprehensive English and American]

Jason, who was awake, was a bit fierce, and Sixteen was a little afraid of him, but although he was not as easy to get along with when he was unconscious, his IQ and strength could make up for it!

Just, there seems to be a little problem with emotional intelligence...

For example, now, Sixteen has been arguing with him for at least 10 minutes on the issue of "can I hug you?"

The dense forest and the cliff are not far away. Lei Xiaogu's army and ninjas may search here at any time. In order to leave in the shortest possible time, Jason fished the soft little Xiuluo into the crook of his arm and stretched his long legs. Mai is ready to go.

Jason just noticed that Sixteen's shoes, the edges of the tender pink embroidered shoes were stained with blood, and probably also had frayed blisters, he couldn't directly ask the little girl to take off the shoes for him to see, so he could only hug her gently. she walks together.

On the other hand, Ah-Sixteen was bewildered, and before he could realize what happened, in the blink of an eye, Jason pressed onto his smooth, powerful and beautiful chest muscles, and the tips of his ears turned red, and he was almost caught by his actions. I stuttered.

The little girl tactically leaned back frantically, trying to hold down his stubbled jaw: "What, what are you doing..."

Although Sixteen is not yet as good as Ji, she is still a little girl with a sense of shame. This is not a special period, so it's fine to hold her high, but it's not good to hug her...

Thinking of this, Sixteen seriously put his soft little hands on Jason's face, stretched out his arms and frantically pushed him away, just like a kitten who used a small pad to tease its master.

Jason glanced at her casually, and suddenly thought of Ruan Ruan's fat squirrel, the little guy did almost the same stupid thing when he refused Dick's kiss.

His strong arms were across Sixteen's waist, with a relaxed and effortless expression on his face, as if he was supporting some fluffy kitten. Under Sixteen's puzzled eyes, he said without emotion: "Hurry up, if you move around, you will be killed." You drop it."

Sixteen: "?????" The mood collapsed.

Xiao Xiuluo glared angrily, ignoring the sudden embarrassment of being raised high, she held Jason's face in her hands, and hummed in a very imposing voice: "Say it again?!"

So Jason said: "If you move around, I will throw you down."

? ? ?Do you hear what is said in human language?

The Sixteen Evil came out of his guts, pinched Jason's cheek bravely, and said angrily, "I'll fight you!"

Jason: "..."

It could be seen that she was really not afraid of him.

The veins on his forehead twitched, he really didn't want to waste time waiting for Lei Xiaogu's army to catch up, and he ordered: "Shut up."

Sixteen: "I don't want to close it...cough cough cough cough!"

Sixteen, who choked, shut up obediently.

Sensing Sixteen's discomfort, Jason couldn't help slowing down a little, and looked down at her condition.

With two dark circles under her eyes, Xiao Naixiu looked back at him with grievances, blocked the cold wind around her mouth with her palm, and complained in a low voice: "How else do you want to bully me?"

Jason didn't answer right away, because he noticed the blue-black eyes of Sixteen, and couldn't help but pause, thinking that the little girl didn't take much rest after guarding him for the past two days.

And Sixteen: "???" He was really thinking about it!

Sixteen got angry: "You, you are still hesitating! You really want to bully me! You wolf-hearted..."

Considering that the heart of a wolf does not sound very good, Xiao Naixiu angrily changed to a similar adjective: "You big bad wolf! Big bad wolf! Curse you for being single for the rest of your life!"

Jason: "..."

He calmly scratched Sixteen's jaw.

Sixteen, whom he treated as a cat, gave him a faint look, and confirmed, "You must be from the Valley of the Wicked."

When he was in Slender West Lake, Sixteen once heard from the sisters of Xiufang that there was a famous steel straight man in the world, that is, the little lunatic Mo Yu from the Valley of the Evil.

Xiao Naixiu also wrote about his colleagues, knowing a little about Mo Yu, except for his childhood friend Mu Xuanying, this eccentric young hero is open to everyone.

For example, the little lunatic hero saves Lori, and the bully who bullies the girl bows and begs tremblingly for mercy.

Mo Yu was murderous: "Get lost."

With tears in her eyes, Loli timidly said, "Brother, brother..."

Mo Yu was ruthless: "You go too."

Wait, compared with the little lunatic Mo Yu, Jason, who is also ruthless to the little loli, seems less scary. Sixteen even feels a little lucky...

"...I must have been bullied by you a lot, and I got some kind of disease, otherwise why would I be so lucky..."

The little girl pursed her lips in discouragement, gave Jason a sideways glance with watery eyes, and said aggrievedly, "Bad guy."

Jason Quan pretended he didn't hear, and while waving the branches and leaves blocking the way to prevent the wet branches from rubbing against Xiao Naixiu's dress and skin after a night of rain, he pressed her into his arms and said: "You can sleep for a while."

"...If you still have a conscience, I forgive you this time."

Really sleepy and tired, Sixteen couldn't help but rubbed his eyes, took another look at Jason's handsome side face, and then obediently closed his eyes, preparing to rest, in order not to lean over unconsciously and annoy this guy A big bad wolf with a bad temper, she carefully and quietly straightened her back.

She thought: I can support myself to sleep, don't lean on him, it will be bad if I drool...

When he woke up, he was still resting on Jason's shoulder!As soon as Ah Sixteen opened his eyes, he saw Jason's sharp collarbone and the wet saliva beside him.

Sixteen said in pain: "Yes! No! Get up! Well!"

When Jason looked over with a blank expression, Sixteen felt that he was going to break her neck in a second...

Xiaoxiuluo looked at him in horror, almost shaking herself into a sieve, but fortunately Jason was very witty and didn't say a word, otherwise Sixteen might explode on the spot.

——Jason Todd's pectoral muscle dividing line——

Although he was still carrying the little oil bottle of Sixteen, the second-generation Robin quickly showed his proficient survival skills in the wild, and left the dense forest with Xiao Naixiu.

The sky has been gray, and it is hard to say when it will continue to rain, but fortunately, after they left the dense forest, they walked out of the center of the Shadow Alliance. Although it was still deserted, at least they could see the road.

A few trucks loaded with goods passed by, and the shrill horns startled Sixteen. She looked at the driver curiously, and said a little inexplicably, "Hey, your strange mount is so strange, the iron shell It's ugly, and it's dark! It's not pretty at all."

Sleeping in the open air for a few days, it was the first time that Sixteen saw something different from the Tang Dynasty in the modern world. Curious and frightened, he whispered behind Jason in an itch.

"The mount is also inlaid with colored glaze. Oh my God, is colored glaze so common here? I'm afraid that in the entire rivers and lakes, only the Tibetan Sword Villa has the confidence to be so rich!"

"Its speed is also so fast, if I don't use Daqinggong, I really can't catch up. I want this! Is it expensive?!"

The little girl asked questions enthusiastically, her moist peach eyes lit up little by little, even if she didn't get an answer from Jason, she didn't care, as if she was just expressing her feelings with pure chatter Excited and delighted.

The unknown brought by another world made her feel both excited and terrified. Like a cat kept in a castle by the king, she printed the plum blossom pad on the snow outside the glass window for the first time, observing the outside world with curiosity and fear. everything.

Of course, Jason knew what the strange mounts she was talking about were nothing more than beautiful chairs, bamboo rafts, wooden horses or stilts. The nature of fun was greater than practicality.

"It's not expensive, I can send you one that suits you."

He let go of his arm, put down the little Naixiu who had habitually hugged his neck, rubbed his wrist twice unconsciously, and said: "It's a truck, it's used to transport goods, depending on the direction it's driving, we can probably Take a ride."

The kitten is very light, but it is indeed tiring to carry it around for a day, and even Jason feels his wrists are sore.

Seeing this scene, Sixteen's excited expression disappeared, and she glanced nervously at his wrist. She didn't know how long she had slept, but it was almost night, and the wounded hadn't recovered yet. Just holding her and running around for a day... Sixteen's conscience was aching.

Her guilty eyes were undisguised, and Jason quickly spotted the little girl who was struggling: "What are you looking at?"

Sixteen puffed out her chest like a cat's scratching board, resolutely refusing to admit to the big bad wolf that she was worried about his injury, so she straightened her neck and said imposingly: "Seeing you look good, can't you just take a few more glances! I'll just watch it, are you scared!"

Jason said blankly: "Yeah." Sha Mao.

Subtle feeling that I seem to be disgusted...

Sixteen took a deep breath, she has a lot of adults, and decided not to care about a fool who has just sobered up.

Just as the little girl was mentally preparing herself, she suddenly realized that someone had lightly touched her forehead, which was exactly the same as when she was comforted by Jason on a thunderstorm night.

Naixiu raised her head in a daze, just in time to see Jason retracting his arm impatiently, with a grumpy expression, pressing the center of his brow as if he was still a little distressed, and then "tsk" again.

Sixteen looked at his jawline anxiously.

Oops... This, this big bad wolf, why is he so handsome even frowning, and he can't get angry when he is angry.

The face-controlling Sixteen was not angry anymore, this wall plant that was swinging back and forth in its beauty and dignity completely succumbed to Jason's beauty, and leaned over to rub his wrist softly, nagging He said: "What's the matter, haven't we all left that ghost place? Why are you unhappy?"

Jason didn't speak, and Sixteen didn't care. After all, she didn't expect to get an answer. In fact, it would be very happy if someone could listen to her in this situation.

So the little girl asked and answered optimistically: "That's not right, you are never happy, you always have a straight face, you are so fierce, and you bully me, hehe, I wrote it all down, when I find the task object, You're done."

"It's going to rain. It's the thunderstorm season in this area recently."

Jason's succinct words successfully turned Ah 16 seconds into a frightened face, and then he slowly leaned over and said meaningfully: "And... silly cat, I am Jason Todd."

Sixteen: "?!??!"