Little Cute Survival Guide [Comprehensive English and American]

Are all little girls so... "elusive"?

Angry Sixteen began to "remember the glorious past", from "Jason dared to murder her" all the way to the present.

None of Dick's ex-girlfriends were so good at settling old scores.

In order to make up for Sixteen's wounded heart, Jason took a rare one-night stand and rode his precious motorcycle to accompany her to the tailor shop to order Mingjiao school uniforms.

Sixteen had been left out in the cold by him for more than three months, and was a little flattered to be turned over suddenly: "Really?!"

"I'm probably not bad enough to deceive a little girl."

Jason let out a low, emotionless hum from his throat, raised his wrist to glance at the time, acted absent-mindedly like a scumbag on two boats, and reminded Sixteen: "Just one night, you have to hurry up."

...Listen, is this speaking human language!

Sixteen was stunned by his shamelessness. The little girl subconsciously opened her eyes wide, feeling that she had heard something wrong, and asked in disbelief, "Only for one night?"

Jason proved his straight man with practical actions. He threw the motorcycle helmet to the little girl, didn't even help her put it on, and said very concisely: "I'm in a hurry."

He was indeed very busy, the city of Gotham had already been completely rotten, not to mention Arkham, just the mess of underground gangsters could not be solved by Jason in three to five months.

Xiao Naixiu was completely stunned: "I, I thought you were finally done with your work, and you could spend some time with me."

Jason, who had just dealt with a batch of illegal goods, nodded, felt that this statement was correct, and confirmed, "Some things have indeed come to an end, so I took the time to accompany you."

Sixteen: "..." Just one night? !

Sixteen, whose thinking was not on the same line as him, caught the helmet thrown by Jason, suppressed tears of grievance, and complained: "You, you, you, bad guy, lied to me again!"

The Sixteen who was poisoned by the modern gossip news used words more and more like entertainment gossip, she said in grief and indignation: "You big bad wolf! Sure enough, all the scumbags who hide in the golden house are all scumbags! Scumbags!"

Wait a minute, is this how Jinwu Zangjiao uses it?

"Although I don't know what you're thinking, but..."

Jason pinched his brows, and said helplessly, "I should limit your time watching TV, especially gossip news."

Sixteen didn't want to talk to him. Of course, she knew that Jason was very busy, so she had endured it for several months.

For such a long time, she didn't go out, and she seldom called Jason. Every day she talked to herself, she felt sick from holding back, but why was Jason still so cold.

The kitten was not very interested, and squatted down on the spot with the helmet in its arms, Jason paused: "What's wrong?"

Sixteen was a little wronged, she was chatty and clingy, but she was not an ignorant little girl, but the big bad wolf ignored her for so long and didn't even coax her, it was a matter of attitude.

But in the next second, Jason, who was watching the kitten drawing circles, suddenly wanted to survive, and patted the top of her hair without a teacher, and the face-controlled Sixteen looked at his face... Ah Sixteen was very hopeless and succumbed to the beauty.

The object of my task, even crying to finish breastfeeding.

... He certainly doesn't know that he has been alone in my brain world 320 four times, and fell in love at first sight with the raccoon cat from Wang Daniu's house next door 430 twice.

Xiaonaixiu added another ending of Jason and his right hand in five seconds, she felt relieved, and her temper disappeared, so she waved her hand very loudly and forced herself to be happy: "It's okay, you are very busy , I understand."

After finishing speaking, Sixteen raised her small face and gave him a faint look. She now figured it out, and she couldn't be tactful to a steely straight man like Jason Todd.

Xiao Naixiu started to play the family card: "Brother, can you take me with you when you go out? I am very useful, and I have been your cook for three months. Not everyone can climb up at two o'clock in the middle of the night. Get up and cook porridge for you!"

The little nanny, Sixteen, did his duty. No matter how late Jason came back, he would have to drink a cup of hot milk, have a hot supper, and have a goodnight kiss before going to bed.

Jason's eyes suddenly darkened, and the red hood who was forced to squeeze the child laborers stretched out his hand, rubbed the little girl's white and soft cheeks with his rough fingertips, and comforted him: "Wait a minute, there are some things you can't touch yet. , understand."

Sixteen was taken aback by Shuai's mind again: "Understood..."

Jason didn't control his strength very much, so it was visible to the naked eye that A-Sixteen's soft baby was a little red, and Xiaonai covered her cheeks belatedly, and glanced at him with her moist peach eyes, squeamishly accusing Said: "It hurts!"

She sniffed, as if she suddenly thought of something, took a look at Jason's palm, and asked suspiciously, "Did you not do skin care again?"

Jason: "..." It's too difficult, it's too difficult for me.

To be honest, there are only three kinds of women that Jason can come into contact with, Ruan Ruan, the female criminals in Arkham, and Dick and Bruce's girlfriends, so he is almost at a loss as to how to deal with creatures like little girls.

Ruan Ruan is docile and well-behaved. Dick's girlfriends are all at the level of Barbara and the alien princess. Bruce's girlfriends are not so squeamish. He is really difficult.

Jason changed the subject: "Not much time, get in the car."

"Get in the car? Wait a minute, I have a little question."

Holding the helmet, the little girl squatted beside the modified motorcycle thoughtfully, and looked up at Jason: "I remember you said that you would send me a big truck."

Jason, who hasn't yet received the gang's profits: "..."

Jason, who decided to draw a line with Bruce Wayne, is now a poor group, but he forced his respect, and said without changing his face: "You don't have a driver's license, and I can't drive it if I give it to you."

Sixteen argued with him: "It's one thing whether I can drive it or not, but it's another thing whether you can see it off! It's a matter of attitude! It's very important, no wonder you've been single for 20 years!"

Jason Todd, who just turned 16: "..."

I swear on the old bat, if all the girls are as difficult to deal with as Sixteen, he would rather be single for the rest of his life.

——Jason Todd's love right hand dividing line——

The master of the tailor shop is a middle-aged man with gray hair and gold-rimmed glasses. He is fat and looks like a profiteer. Jason is too lazy to talk nonsense with him. He fiddles with the communicator in the hall by himself. He doesn't know who he is talking to. send Message.

The fat boss secretly glanced at him a little timidly, and asked Sixteen: "Little girl, is this man really your brother?"

Although Jason said so, the fat boss doesn't think it looks like it. This little girl is obviously Asian, but the cold and stern young man with black hair and green eyes looks Caucasian at first glance. This combination is rare, yes Reorganize the family?

Sixteen seriously corrected his words: "Boss, for a handsome man like my brother, he must be called 'that handsome guy', and only those who are not handsome will use 'this man'."

Fat Boss: "...OK, it makes sense."

For a cute little girl like Sixteen, everyone would give a little more preferential treatment, even the fat boss who has no money and can't afford breakfast. He asked her with a very gentle attitude: "Then Miss Todd, do you want to order What kind of clothes are you?"

He pushed down his glasses reservedly, and introduced incessantly: "If you are attending a banquet, I can recommend a few dresses suitable for girls your age."

Sixteen wasn't quite used to his sales promotion, so he quickly refused, "I don't want a small dress, I want to order a school uniform."

The boss froze for a moment: "School uniform? Which elementary school?"

Could it be a transfer student who just moved to Gotham, whose parents are so big-hearted, and transfer their children to Gotham to go to elementary school?

Sixteen shook her head. The more she said, the more mistakes she made. She explained tactfully, "It's not the one I wear at school. I want to look good in it... Anyway, boss, just make it according to my description." , don’t ask any more questions.”

...Now there are still students who think school uniforms look good?

The boss was at a loss: "Okay, then tell me, what are the requirements, but it may take a few weeks for the design drawings to come out."

"Time is not an issue, nor is price."

Recalling Miaoluo's Qinfeng suit, A-Sixteen drew a length on his knees, and described it quite straightforwardly: "The short skirt should reach this position, and there must be many layers of lace, white and dark gray. is the subject."

The ballpoint pen recorded by the boss almost scratched out: "Is this length really okay? Is there still lace? Do you want to show your waist?"

Whose school uniform is this?A lace miniskirt with cat ear stockings, light white gloves, two cuffs that can be detachable, a top just over the chest, and a light gauze jacket. Does this design come from a school in the Taklimakan Desert?

Sixteen was at a loss and didn't understand why the boss had such a strange reaction. Xiao Naixiu nodded in confirmation, and continued: "That's right, that's right, the coat only needs a layer of white gauze, and the hat is also There must be two cat ears!"

Of course, this design does not come from Taklamakan, but it is similar. It comes from the Mingjiao Holy Sepulcher Mountain, and the environment is a large desert. Therefore, the design of Mingjiao school uniforms should naturally fit the environment. It is mainly light, breathable and sun-proof.

The boss gasped: "!!!!!!"

The boss hesitated for a moment, and said tactfully: "Miss Todd, there is no reason to push away the door-to-door business. We can make this school uniform, but I want to know if you want to order it yourself? Your brother knows this something?"

Sixteen secretly glanced at Jason anxiously: "Hold down, boss...my brother doesn't know yet, but you can see that my brother has a bad temper and hasn't played with me for a long time, but He likes cats, so...anyway, can you get to work soon?"

boss:"……"

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boss:"……"

The boss's hands that called the police trembled slightly, and he looked at Jason as if he was a scum that was worse than a beast.

"...Miss Todd, I suggest you tell your parents about your brother's preference for cat ears. This special hobby will hinder his and your growth."

After all, this is Gotham, and the boss has no intention of being a righteous passer-by. He said worriedly: "Trust me, Miss Todd, it's for his own good... The clothes will be available for pickup in about a week. I hope your brother can start a new life." .”

Sixteen: "...?"