Little Cute Survival Guide [Comprehensive English and American]

Jason kept his word, he took Sixteen with him during the night patrol the next day, and made preparations in an old apartment.

The neighborhood is full of old buildings, the whole apartment is empty, it seems that it is being relocated, and there is not even a stray dog ​​in the surrounding area, because there is no trash can for them.

Don't ask Sixteen why he chose this place. The location was decided by Jason. He seemed to have a plan to attract someone here, so he made preparations in the apartment in advance.

but--

"...Big Bad Wolf, I remember you said 'going to end him', not 'self-destruction', right?"

Sixteen watched in horror as Jason built a time bomb into the wall, and whispered, "Although I don't know much about thermal weapons, I do know about countdown..."

Xiao Xiuluo has a slender figure and a light demeanor. The bathroom is surrounded by walls on three sides, and there is only one glass window. She is squatting on the open window sill, and her pale pink dress is gently blown by the night wind, like a delicate bird. And fragile butterfly.

Jason lifted the kitten from the window with an extremely calm expression, as if he wasn't the one who set the 20-second countdown to explode: "Think too much, this thing is a firework."

If he had returned to Gotham alone, maybe he would have done this kind of thing to die with the clown, but things are different now, he still has cats to raise.

He still has to force Batman to make a choice, but the worst result is "a clown-style joke."

Sixteen: "..." Scary!die!I!up!

Xiao Naixiu heaved a sigh of relief, made a fierce little expression at Jason, and complained: "Then you should have said it earlier! I thought I was going to be buried. I am still so young and I don't want to die yet. I haven't seen my sister challenge the Juggernaut yet."

That's right, Ah Fifteen's ultimate goal is Sword Master Tuoba Sinan, but now she is too far away, and even the sickly Yaoguang Daoist in Chunyang Palace can only fight to a tie.

Jason's Adam's apple rolled twice, barely suppressing the irritable and painful emotions in his heart, he let out a low laugh from his throat, and asked her with a half-smile: "Is the kitten scared?"

Sixteen glared at him!Scared of a hammer! ! !

If this was a few months ago, Sixteen would have refuted him angrily, bah bah bah bah, you are talking nonsense, I am the bravest Qixiu warrior in Slender West Lake, so I would not be afraid!

But now, with a deeper and deeper understanding and love for Jason, Xiaonaixiu has become more and more skinny.

But... the cat is also very cute when it is angry.

Jason pinched her baby fat comfortingly, as if making some promise: "I will protect you."

After deciding to make a break with Batman, his emotions became unstable like a time bomb, and the boulders pressing on his heart one after another made him miserable all the time.

Including Batman's choice, as well as his self-doubt, now that Sixteen is with him, the little girl is clearly still childish, but Jason feels relaxed after a long absence.

Steel Zhiluo Sixteen had a frantic expression on his face, frantically flipping through old accounts: "Still protecting me?! Are you kidding me, bro!"

She glanced at Jason faintly, and angrily sharpened the claws on his leather jacket with her kitten claws: "That DPS who roams around without milk is not me! Big bad wolf!"

"..."

She succeeded, and now Jason's mind is full of the shocking "brother", and the negative emotions are swept away.

After Xiao Naixiu let out her anger, she watched Jason read the writing firework as a time bomb, ready to sit in a disguise, and began to stroll boredly—in fact, it was just circling Jason.

Who knows what the big bad wolf is thinking, he insists on getting ready in the bathroom, or a bathroom with three walls and one window.

That's right!The structure is so amazing. There are three walls and one window. You have to turn over the window at a height of tens of meters to take a shower. It is a small bathroom that covers an area of ​​no more than five square meters. It is so small that no one can stand after putting a bathtub.

Sixteen endured it for a long time, and finally couldn't help it anymore, and said in a daze, "Why doesn't this bathroom have a door??"

Jason's movements paused, and he inserted the fireworks remote control into a hollow brick in the wall. It can be seen that this wall is very thin, not a load-bearing wall, and it is different from the other two sides. Batman probably will collapse after a few punches. .

He said indifferently: "It will be there soon."

Sixteen didn't understand a single word: "Huh???"

Jason didn't explain that this is the most important prop for him to force Batman to choose between him and the Joker. If the remote control for timing is placed on his body, it is likely to be crushed by Batman like other small props.

Batman is still Batman after all, and Jason's physical skills can't beat him, so he can only use small props to help.

After doing all this, he took Sixteen around to the next door to the bathroom. It was a small living room with almost no decorations, and the utility room was separated by a wooden door.

He didn't turn on the light, the room was pitch black, the atmosphere was silent and scary, although there was cold moonlight coming in by the window, it was still scary, as if something was about to happen.

Although it's not very good to destroy the atmosphere, Sixteen couldn't help but brought out a glazed lamp, and said tremblingly, "It's too dark, lighting a lamp is good for the eyes."

Jason didn't stop her. After the little girl hid behind him in fear, he opened the door of the utility room.

Curiously, Ah Sixteen poked out half of his head to look.

A thin man in a bright purple suit was tied to a stool, and his pale complexion was exposed through the gaps in the strong knots. After realizing that someone had opened the door, he raised his head, his little white face, green hair and big red lips smiled abnormally!

Sixteen: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

Seeing the obedient and cute Sixteen, the clown gave Jason an amazed and meaningful look, then grinned in a rather exaggerated way, showing a nasty but interesting smile: " Oh, Robin."

Then Sixteen's scream was blocked in his throat.

It's too scary, this appearance is comparable to Shen Mianfeng...

The clown's eyes fell on Sixteen, and watched with great interest as Xiao Naixiu plunged into Jason's arms, and said in a malicious voice unique to clowns: "It seems that this is your new favorite." , Very interesting little girl!"

The hair on Sixteen's tits was blown up, he didn't dare to say a word, and pressed his little face against Jason's abs.

Jason stroked her trembling back soothingly. The anger and irritability caused by coveting possessions made his aura more sharp and compelling: "You'd better not provoke me."

The clown has a nonchalant expression on his face. He looks very happy. The expression on his face is distorted and exaggerated to the point of horror. His red mouth and white teeth smile is sinister and sharp. If he is not tied up, he will probably clap his hands Congratulations.

Apparently, he wasn't afraid of death, because he was a real, utter madman.

The lunatic said in the same tone as reading Shakespeare's sonnets: "I thought we were all dead, this is hell, and you are the devil! The devil I made with my own hands!"

Hearing these words, Sixteen was so absurd that she couldn't care less about her fear. She turned her head angrily, and cursed with the same hatred: "Bah, bah, you are the devil! You are so ugly!"

After finishing speaking, she snorted, hugged Jason's waist vigorously, and proudly said: "The big bad wolf is very handsome!"

"This is a game between me and Xiaoniao. I hate the little guy who does bad things. You are the second. Bad kids have to be punished."

The clown's creepy eyes turned around on Sixteen, and then looked at Jason with dissatisfaction: "You were actually pulled back, oh, this is really not good news."

Jason was almost at the point of breaking out, and punched the clown while holding the collar of the clown. His palm was locked on the clown's neck, and he squeezed it tightly, and said with a gloomy expression, "No, you're right, I Just a devil."

Sixteen's heart was about to be broken, for fear that the big bad wolf would turn bad if he couldn't think about it, the little cat's claws scratched him frantically, and even twisted the soft flesh on the side of his waist twice: "No, no, you are not!"

Jason let go of the clown's neckline, panted unsteadily and looked down, Xiao Naixiu immediately showed his loyalty, and shouted forcefully: "You are an angel! I love you! Mua!"

The clown was very dissatisfied, but soon, he seemed to have thought of some brilliant plan, and laughed crazily. The contrast between the white teeth and scarlet lips was particularly horrifying, and he said maliciously: "No! You are a big surprise!"

Jason's death puts Gotham's Dark Knight on the edge of an abyss, just a nudge away - and he'll be the next Joker, an even scarier lunatic and criminal.

Now he's resurrected, and in a way, the Joker has the same goals as him, but crazier.

Sixteen looked at him through his fingers, he felt ugly no matter how he looked at him, and finally understood why he entered Arkham: Seriously, she had never seen such an ignorant guy who was so crazy when he was a prisoner. It's very embarrassing to get up.

So Jason hit him again with the crowbar.

When he struck, his expression was extremely ruthless, but he didn't let Sixteen avoid him. His dark green eyes were like ferocious hungry wolves, as if he had returned to the time when they met on the cliff.

He was so fierce, even if he wasn't facing Sixteen, Xiao Naixiu was a little scared, but she also felt that the clown deserved it, so she obediently covered her eyes and pretended not to see it.

When Jason finished beating, she dropped the crowbar silently, and she leaned over cautiously: "Let me tell you in advance, I'm not scared, I'm just a little surprised. If you're still angry, I can heal him. Let you fight again."

Lack of confidence, it is obvious that it took a lot of effort to muster up the courage. His kitten didn't know what happened, but he was still willing to believe him, and believed that everything he did was right.

Jason shut the clown back into the utility room again. After a silence, he paused, and said calmly, "I... was tortured and killed by him in this way."

His expression was very calm, and he didn't even look at Sixteen. He hid all his emotions under the superficial silence, as if he was talking about another person's affairs.

It took Sixteen three seconds to digest this information.

Sixteen: "..."

Sixteen's voice suddenly turned up a notch: "What?! Massacre? You wait! I'll fight him!!!"

She even pulled out the cherry blossom drunk, obviously she was angry, she was still angry when Jason stopped her: "Let go of me! I'll beat him again! This is too cheap for him!!"