Little Cute Survival Guide [Comprehensive English and American]

For a moment, the atmosphere was quiet and a little scary.

Only the clown, he felt no embarrassment at all, he didn't seem to care about appearing in front of Batman with such a ridiculous image, and even laughed wildly excitedly.

"The good show has finally begun! Exciting moment!"

His gaze flicked back and forth between the Red Hood and Batman, with a gentle yet ferocious expression: "Oh! Has anyone brought a camera? I think we need to take a photo together to commemorate it!"

Jason glanced at him with an uneasy expression, his Adam's apple slid a few times quickly, his strong muscles tensed up, and the palms of his leather gloves tightened and loosened. kick.

Sixteen also glared, and angrily stuffed the brush into the clown's mouth: "Remember the hammer! Shut up!"

Jason was beaten, and Xiao Naixiu was feeling distressed, and the clown owed him to divert his attention at this time!

After finishing speaking, the little girl crossed Batman with watery peach blossom eyes as a warning, ran over to help Jason up, and said aggrievedly: "Big bad wolf, do you hurt?"

So courageous, a loli!How dare she stare at Batman!

Jason was punched and fell right under the smashed wall. The timing controller in the hollow brick rolled out and was just pressed under him. Hearing Sixteen's question, he shook his head, He said reassuringly, "I'm fine."

Not only was he fine, he even raised his jaw towards the bathroom with three walls and one window, sneered as if mocking himself, and said, "There is a door."

That's right, Batman used violence to build doors, who can stand up to this, even if Jason can't beat him now.

Sixteen blocked his arm with his small body, making Jason put away the timing controller calmly, and couldn't help but feel distressed: "It must be very painful, I should follow you..."

The corners of Jason's mouth were bruised, and his cheekbones were bruised. He looked very embarrassed, and the black tights... huh?Why was the jacket ripped off, and the universal belt was also ripped off!

Sixteen looked seriously at Batman, who was involved in an affair with Superman Louis, and then at the handsome and powerful Jason... Oops, I couldn't control my eyes.

Just disarmed Jason: "?"

The little girl showed a strong expression, and hugged Jason's thin waist vigorously, like a rabbit whose radish was gnawed, she drew out her two swords and bravely stood in front of him, saying imposingly : "I'll protect you!"

After finishing speaking, he shook his calf a little timidly, and said in a volume that he thought was very low but could actually be heard by all three people present: "I'll milk you, can you beat him?"

Jason didn't speak, and Batman also remained silent indifferently. His steel blue eyes under the white goggles were deep and sharp, and he looked at Sixteen deeply.

The atmosphere was serious and tense, only the lunatic clown couldn't feel it at all. He was stuck in the utility room tied up and looked at Jason meaningfully: "Oh! Little rabbit, what a touching scene! I want to Cried!"

Sixteen glared at him, then rolled up the small handkerchief and stuffed it back into his mouth: "No need to remind! Shut up."

The clown was once familiar with the second, and quickly spat out the little handkerchief. With that funny makeup on, he grinned little by little, and his eyes slowly moved to Batman, as if he was mocking something. , laughed a few times nervously, and said sharply: "It's really touching!"

Well, congratulations on his success, the words instantly brought back one of the most traumatic memories of Batman's life.

His voice was hoarse and low: "I'm sorry I couldn't arrive in time, but I'm also saving you now, and you can't beat me right now, especially in this way."

Sixteen didn't dare to believe it, and looked at Jason nervously.

Jason didn't say a word, his eyes were as sharp as quenched blades, of course he knew what Batman was going to say.

A year or two ago, he was scarred by the Joker with a crowbar, and was blown up by a time bomb with his so-called biological mother before Batman arrived.

Well, although Jason didn't deny it, his expression was quite sarcastic, as if he scoffed at this statement.

Sixteen was a little nervous, but under Batman's scrutiny, Jason sneered mockingly, and then he pulled out a gun from his back.

Batman: "..."

He took a half step back.

Sixteen also: "..."

Wow!Yes bro!The idea is very flexible!

Xiao Naixiu's eyes brightened, she was full of confidence, obviously remembering Jason's superb marksmanship and accuracy.

Seeing the wooden warehouse, the clown grinned in a rather exaggerated manner, showing a vicious but interesting smile: "Now, the good show begins."

"...you have no idea what you did wrong."

Jason picked up the clown by the neckline and pulled him over regardless of the resistance of the knot. The cold wooden barn mouth pressed against his gentle and hideous face, and said hoarsely: "I thought... I was The last person you let him hurt."

It was obvious that Jason was forcing him to make a choice.

Batman clenched his teeth, he seemed to feel someone punched him in the face, and it seemed that a soft hand held his heart, making his chest swell.

And Jason seemed to think that the atmosphere between them was not intense enough, and he threw the wooden warehouse to Batman, and added with a stern look, "Either kill me, hit me on the head, Or let me kill him."

His chest was heaving violently, and the aura around him was violent and cold. Every tiny move could involve Batman's nerve to perceive danger. It was obvious that he really wanted to kill, but he was equally in pain.

Sixteen was so distressed that she didn't dare to speak. She knew how much Jason valued Batman, and she had very complicated feelings for him. She didn't want to disturb him unless necessary.

Of course, another reason is that when Jason and Batman talked, they only spoke half of the words!It seems that it has a common password for both parties, but Sixteen can't understand it.

The little girl listened to the bible, listening to Jason and Batman's debate on the topic of "whether they can kill people", the more they listened, the more they felt that their relationship was not simple, and they were even very close.

As for the clown, Jason pointed at his bald head with a wooden barn. At this moment of urgency, the lunatic laughed out loud: "I like this game!"

On his pale face, there was no panic expression of being threatened or dying, but full of madness, joking...even a strange look of satisfaction.

Sixteen: "..." This lunatic, is he stupid?

Even if he wasn't afraid of death, wouldn't he be afraid of a Batman-Red Hood mixed doubles?He owes so much!

Really, if Batman doesn't take Robin to Arkham for a visit, he doesn't know what five bats are like.

But the clown will never die, Jason's wooden mouth is close to his bald back of the head, whether it is the hot wooden mouth or the smell of gunpowder, it makes people's scalp numb.

And Batman held another wooden bin that Jason threw to him, and he had no intention of stopping it except for verbal education.

Sixteen: "???" Is this a theoretical school?

Oral education has a hammer, does he listen? !

Sixteen finally couldn't bear it any longer. She carefully pulled down the corner of Jason's clothes, and reminded: "That... big bad wolf, I think he acquiesced, right? Look at it for a long time, I think it's enough You stabbed the clown seven or eight times."

She sneaked a glance at Batman, and was shocked to find that he had a handsome chin, and quickly added in a low voice: "Give him a little face, you know, after all, he is a famous hero, and some words are not good on the surface. good."

Jason: "..." His kitten is so silly and sweet.

Really, if he didn't know the old Bat's style and persistence so well, he would have believed everything that Sixteen said.

But in fact it is true, Batman has left enough time for him to kill the Joker, not only is he forcing Batman to make a choice, Batman is also betting.

Maybe...they knew each other better than they knew themselves.

Jason gritted his teeth, he had no intention of ending, at the moment Batman turned around, his reason and madness stood on the cliff at the same time, urging him to reveal his true thoughts, in a hurtful way attitude.

"If you don't stop me, he's dead."

He stuck out the tip of his tongue, licked his dry lips recklessly and sarcastically, and said in a provocative gesture: "Which one makes you more angry? Is it the death of this scumbag, or your most failed disciple, who dared to kill you?" Disobey your orders?"

Batman turned around without saying a word. He seemed extremely disappointed. This attitude undoubtedly caused Jason more pain than any sarcasm. A wooden warehouse was opened.

He was trembling, and of course the wooden barn missed.

The next second, a bat dart shot at his hand holding Mu Cang. Amid Sixteen's exclamation, Batman said wearily, "I never thought you were a failed disciple."

To be honest, if these words hadn't come with Batman's strong and powerful thighs, with his sincere little attitude, Sixteen would have believed his evil.

Batman's speed is too fast, they strike almost instantly, Zhanwuzai and Sixteen can't react at all, she hasn't even entered the sword dance state, everything is over... In front of him, she didn't even Can't protect themselves.

And Jason was kicked out for several meters, and hit straight on the wall of the remodeled bathroom. All the camouflage was knocked off, revealing the arrangement before he left-a device that reads as a time bomb and writes fireworks, scaring people on Halloween For use, it was covered with a modified shell by the Red Hood.

Seeing that the timing of the timing device was 20 seconds, Batman wanted to cut the connecting cable without hesitation, but the clown who was thrown aside by Jason laughed and stopped him: "Don't do this, Bat! Be more dramatic, I like this ending !"

Jason could hardly stand up, and sat down against the wall exhaustedly, while Sixteen sobbed and brushed the treatment for him, and buried himself in his arms: "I'm sorry, big bad wolf, I will never sleep with you again. Check it out, I seem to overestimate myself."

Jason stroked the top of her hair, watched the countdown count down to five seconds, and Batman knocked down the clown with a punch, and said without emotion, "Are you afraid?"

"Don't be afraid, I'm the bravest warrior of the Seven Shows in Slender West Lake, even if it's... In short, I'm not afraid, and I like it very much."

Sixteen knew the inside story, but he still cooperated with Jason in acting, and he didn't forget to pooh the clown, and whispered bb: "You see he is happy, of course he is happy, he was the only one who was going to die, and now we all die together, don't you?" Sorry."

As soon as she finished speaking, Batman put the clown who was in the way on the cold floor, and then he rushed over with Jason in his left hand and Sixteen in his right!Jump off the building!

The clown left next to the timer: "???"

Sixteen also: "?????"

A [-] was imprisoned by his powerful arm, and Da Lianggong couldn't let it go. He watched him getting closer and closer to the ground, and his tears were coming out: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ! I don't want to die!"

Amidst Sixteen's changed tone of crying, the mechanism cloak behind Batman stretched out abruptly. The structure was the same as that of the Tang Sect's flying kite, and the three of them landed on the ground with ease.

The accident happened almost in an instant, and Sixteen was still in shock when he fell to the ground, crying and saying, "...Scared, scared to death."

Her eyes darkened, her legs were still trembling, and she was pressed into Batman's arms, and Jason was with her.

The expected explosion sound did not come, Batman raised his head, a few colored firework papers fell on his cloak and body, the night sky was still silent, without any signs or signs of an explosion, he subconsciously went to look at Jason .

"..."

Something moist ran across his cheeks and dripped onto the ground. Jason raised his arm in vain and rubbed it, and found that it was his own tears. His eyes were red as he stared at the figure of Batman pressing on top of him. .

There is no doubt about his choice.

Jason showed a smile that was more sad than crying, and said softly with a hoarse voice, "Hey, Bruce."

He said: "I have a cat, and the funds may not be enough."

"..."

Batman's expression was extremely complicated, his voice was equally hoarse, and he said in a deep voice, "We'll settle this account later."

"Now... welcome home, Jason."