Little Cute Survival Guide [Comprehensive English and American]

There is no sign of the real Superman, and the media continues to report about the new Superman, especially the cyborg Superman, who has even surpassed Connor in popularity and fame.

As soon as Connor was mentioned, Asar thought of Luthor.

As soon as Connor said "I know, it's Tony Stark", Luthor's face turned green, and he almost fainted out of breath.

"There are a lot of superhero CPs who stood up for themselves, and he was the first to do the peripherals by himself, and it still fell on Stark."

Asar laughed and meowed as soon as he thought about it, and quickly used a magazine to cover up his little expression of gloating: "Sister Ryan, it's a pity that you didn't see the expression of the bald head."

"I guess I can probably imagine that, Asar."

Louis picked up a small dried fish, teasingly brought it to Qiuqiu's mouth to lure it to bite, and touched the kitten's soft fur from time to time: "After all, he has failed many times."

Asal almost laughed out loud, shed two "crocodile tears" for Luthor without any sincerity, and said, "Wow—it sounds so sad, Asar cried for him."

With her hairy belly spread out, Qiuqiu slept like a cat, smelling the scent of dried fish, sniffing it with her wet nose, and stretched out her little claws to catch it!

Louis touched the tip of the cat's nose with his fish tail, amused and helpless at Asar's schadenfreude, glanced at the magazine in her hand by the way, and asked, "What are you reading?"

"Little scum...I mean Connor, people call him Superboy now, he has been getting quite popular recently, so I wrote about Red Robin and his fanfic."

Xiao Miaoluo threw away the magazine casually, and followed Qiuqiu to snatch the dried fish fed by the black-haired beauty: "Ah! I bought it specially to take a look, here--I knew the author's pen name for sure." It's a script written by Sixteen himself."

The arrangement on the title page is clear: sixteen in barrel.

One fish does not allow two cats, Qiuqiu exploded the cat, and angrily pushed the bridge of Asar's nose with the small paw pad: "Meow!"

Asal snatched Qiuqiu's dried fish, bent his eyes without any guilt, and said affectionately: "It's delicious, Sister Ryan tweeted, I want another one."

Louis touched the ball, poked Asar's forehead in disapproval, and warned: "Speaking of Connor, I have to remind you again... well, it's useless to be coquettish, anyway, don't sneak into Lake The building is gone, Asar."

Before Xiao Miaoluo retorted, she added: "Even if you help me investigate the origin of the superboy, I know you are not a person who is arrogant. Next time you are discovered by Luthor, you will not be as easy to escape as last time." gone."

Xiao Miaoluo covered her forehead, not very convinced: "What are you afraid of? Those trash in the underground laboratory can't keep me."

Louis wanted to investigate the relationship between the four supermen and Clark, and Asar naturally wanted to help. The arrogant little Meowlo couldn't say it directly, so she could only use the excuse of revenge on Luthor to sneak into the Lex Building and help Louis investigate. .

However, just when Xiao Miaoluo wanted to teach the scum a lesson, she was discovered by Luthor. Who knew that the elevator load-bearing display of Lex Industry was actually connected to the laboratory.

The cunning bald head sent Connor away, trying to lock Asal with the biochemical monsters in the underground laboratory. Fortunately, Xiao Miaoluo reacted quickly, and she didn't want to fight the ugly monster.

It's ugly, but it's still sticky... It's disgusting.

Louis' lover Superman is a canine, but as Wayne's ex-girlfriend, she also has a knack for cats.

The black-haired beauty warned Azar: "I know, but we are still not sure that there is no connection between Luthor and other supermen, try not to startle the snake, and the cyborg superman came to me before, but I saw through it. "

"Cyborg Superman?! That guy who can face up to the yellow Superman? Did he come while I was away?"

Hearing this, Asar immediately sat up vigilantly, and didn't eat the dried fish: "What did he ask you for?"

"Don't worry, he didn't do anything to me. At least for now, he still has to maintain the setting that he is a resurrected Superman."

Louis stroked the ball in a comforting way, touched the top of Assal's hair, and said uncertainly: "He seems to have other plans, Clark... I mean Superman, his departure has caused many people dark thoughts."

The little girl like a doll leaned over like a kitten, and rubbed the female reporter's palm with her soft curly blond hair, her blue and green cat eyes were round and bright: "It doesn't matter, no matter who is planning this, I will will protect you."

Speaking of this, Asar seemed to have just remembered something, and said to Louis: "By the way, the last time I went to Lex Industries, Luthor's monster didn't leave me behind, so he immediately changed his attitude and said that he would follow me." I make a deal."

To a certain extent, Luthor is as demagogic as the Joker, but Gotham has had problems recently. The Joker and the entire Arkham were sanctioned by an unknown hero with a sword, but Luthor can still be active in public. before.

Louis frowned: "What did he say?"

Asal tilted his head: "He called me a mutant, and I didn't refute it. I like to give the enemy wrong information. He also wants to hire me to work for him, but the price is too low."

Of course Xiao Miaoluo refused.Just kidding, Asaar is a student of Yedi Kalubi, and he wants her to sell without hundreds of thousands of gold. How can he settle down and send beggars away?

Louis probably didn't know the price of Datang, the candied gourds were all made of hardware, he asked strangely, "He didn't increase the price?"

Luther gave up on a problem that could be solved with money?

"...The overtime has been added, but it's still too little, and I don't think he has any money at all. It's not like the young lady and master of Hidden Sword Villa who dare not go out without hundreds of thousands of gold in his pocket."

Asal scratched the newspaper with his claws, recalled his wording, and said not very confidently: "And I refused more tactfully. He may not know that I despise him because the price is too low, so he is a little bit annoyed."

Louis thought about Asar's speech skills against Connor, and felt that he understood something: "It's more tactful?"

Asar: "Hmph, it's very tactful anyway!"

——What did Asar tell Luthor?

——"Bah, did you hear that? You deserve a bald head!"

Xiao Miaoluo still has to maintain her perfect image in front of Louis, so of course she won't reveal how she hates Luthor, so she quickly changed the subject and said, "The other Supermen are all fake, so what about Connor? He's Superman's." Clone."

Louis: "..." It's a bit complicated. She and Clark aren't married yet, and now they even have children.

Yes, Connor should be called Superman's father, but Luther is also his father... I really can't tell, Superman and Luthor are not playboys, isn't the gene really Stark's?

Asar's brain filled with fear: Connor is Superman's son, and when Sister Ryan married Superman, he would still call Sister Ryan's mother, but would he call me... aunt? !

No no no no no, I'm still young!I am still young!

Xiao Miaoluo's face changed several times, from shock to resignation, and it became more and more complicated. Louis looked a little strange.

The black-haired beauty waved her hand in front of her eyes: "Asar, what are you thinking? What father, what aunt?"

Asar fully accepted the fact that he was going to be an aunt, and said calmly: "No, it's nothing, I was just thinking, should I buy a wig and give it to Connor when we meet next time, as a gift for you?" A meeting ceremony for the eldest nephew."

Louis: "...?"

"My gut tells me that's not really necessary."

Louis said helplessly: "Inside information, the President's wife will give a speech in a few days. I guess Supermen will also make some moves. Protecting her safety may add a little authenticity to their act of replacing Superman's name."

"I know, she is your queen here."

Asar raised his scimitar, and said to Louis confidently and proudly: "It's all small problems, I can keep up with them, and I won't miss any news. No matter who makes a small move, I will record it and tell you, I will Help you!"

Louis' expression softened: "Thank you."

——The wig dividing line that Connor will receive——

The Justice League received a new mission to protect the President's wife - in view of the Avengers' civil war problems, superheroes such as Captain America ran to Wakanda, and the military could not trust the Avengers, which forced Batman to withdraw from his plan Separate several superheroes to carry out this task.

"To be honest, only the military will take it seriously for a show like the Civil War, right? Who doesn't know that Captain America and Iron Man are only as good as three of them wearing a pair of pants."

The Green Lantern who received the order didn't quite understand: "Captain America and Sergeant Barnes haven't finished their vacation in Wakanda yet?"

The Flash broke through his serious expression: "Genius, if you said that when you wear a pair of pants together, your expression should not be full of philosophical hints, I will believe your nonsense."

"Wakanda is in civil strife. As friends of the new king, Captain America and Sergeant Barnes will not sit idly by. Life takes precedence over kingship. They are not free during this time."

Batman's hoarse voice came from behind The Flash and Green Lantern, emphatically calling out their names: "Lantern."

If it was normal, Green Lantern would definitely not give up so easily, but now it's different, Hal quickly raised his hands, and vowed: "I never tell colored jokes at home, bat, I swear! "

There is no way, he is now one of the big parents who has a headache for the little cutie. In order to maintain the image of a loving father in front of the little guy, Green Lantern is almost holding himself out of mental illness.

That's right, Hal's cutie is Qixiu's little Xiu Luo Shiwu. She tried her best to please Xiaobingkuang, but Xiaobingkuang is a sister-in-law, and her sister Sixteen is a brother-in-law. The Jason Todd is a father control again!

Within two months, Green Lantern found that his status in the league began to plummet!

Floating in mid-air with his arms folded, he glanced at Batman covertly, and said to Flash: "Little bear, this world is really too cruel."

"For the one hundred and third time this month, genius, let me remind you again, I don't have a cutie of my own yet."

The Flash said sharply: "You also changed into a new shirt today, so the rent owed to Ah Wu is a little bit more?"

Green Lantern:"……"

Green Lantern, who has always been poorer than his face, said: "This world is too cruel!"