[Full-time] Blue River's girl

For the vast number of Glory players, this year's New Year is unprecedentedly lively.Regardless of the Spring Festival activities of the Honor game party, the greetings from the Honor Headquarters, the creator of the world, are definitely the first surprise of the new year.And the second place should be the exposure of Laplace's demon identity.

Since its high-profile debut in September last year, the true identity of Laplace Demon, the owner and technical director of Xiaoqing Studio, has attracted speculation from many Glory players.The discussion posts circulating on the Internet are not much less than those discussing "what does Ye Qiu look like".Yang Yiqing said "my goddess", and the talented women of science at T University were guessed over and over again.Although no one stood up to admit it!Anyway, there is a general direction.Unlike someone, Glory has been a god for many years, and many fans can open a post to tear up a thousand floors even whether he is a man or a woman.

Yes, the imagination of the masses has no bounds.Could there be a petite and lovely soft girl behind the mysterious veil of God of War?It's like my king and Lord Nero in a certain series of anime... oh, it's far away.

There are soft girl commentary voices from the B station video, plus all kinds of natural dumb & brain-dead fans & true learning gods on Weibo, although the Laplace demon has not officially shown up, every player who follows her has already given her advice in his heart. made a model.By the time of the All-Star Weekend this year, the Yan Witch Kaxiu, who had only been active for one day before being replaced, was directly accused by the Census Party as the Laplace Demon.Overall image, personal performance, authority in this event, completely unscientific ability rating, voiceprint comparison... Leaving aside all kinds of doubts, the most important thing is that she ran away as soon as the analysis was posted!Isn't this 300 taels of silver here!

So far, the scope of suspects has been further narrowed.All the testers are gearing up, waiting for the answer to be revealed to verify their conjectures.As soon as the news of Xiaoqing's studio's New Year's visit to Honor's technical department spread, I don't know how many people excitedly opened Weibo, and then...

fall!Just show some real guys!My right button is ready, so you can show me three of them?Bad review!

I want to entrust my heart to the bright moon, but the bright moon is separated by clouds.So sad, don't mention it.

And just when everyone temporarily gave up on this matter and turned to DuPont, three Weibo posts from the lecture site sparked the flames again!

Durian Jun: Extraordinary and extra!A wild @Fu Huansheng V was captured, and the beautiful woman next to her is suspected to be @Laplace Demon V, please get official certification@Xiaoqing Studio V. [Fu Dashen and the beauty. jpg]

The world's first generation Qing Wang: I almost didn't recognize him @Fu Huansheng V when I was wearing sunglasses at first, so I was really curious who was chatting with him so happily? [Fu Huansheng is at the scene. jpg]

Ling Lian: The sixth sense tells me that the one on the right is @Laplace Yao V!Ask the public to verify it with evidence from the Great God. [Real shooting on site. jpg]

Three photos from different angles captured the same three people.Fu Huansheng, who was wearing a camel coat, was still highly recognizable.As for the man and woman who were sitting side by side with him and having a good conversation, their real identities were quickly discovered by Weibo netizens with the help of caring people.

Xu Boyuan, male, [-] years old, professional player of Blue Rain Club, game account Blue Bridge Chunxue, one of the five masters of Blue Brook Pavilion.

Xu Qingshan, female, [-] years old, is a doctoral candidate in the Department of Mathematics of T University, with a minor in Atmospheric Physics. In [-], he enrolled as a special student in mathematics, under the tutelage of Zhang Yichuan, academician of the Chinese Academy of Sciences... No need to look any further!The police uncle is her!

Before the official could respond, Zhong·Holmes·网·Conan·you had already come up with the correct answer.The discussion forum of Glory Intelligence was full of jubilation. The research party and the gossip party hugged each other and celebrated the victory together. At the same time, more complaints, revelations and black history appeared on the Internet one after another.Among them, a group of netizens from T is particularly special.

A Man: The lonely heart who learned the truth is fucking right now. @Laplace Demon V The math teacher who failed the make-up exam because of the glory, please let it go!

Dye Xiaonuo: Geometric triangle, a total of nine corners, a triangle triangle, a few geometric corners. @Laplace Demon V Senior Sister, do you still remember the sub-question given to us at the end of the semester? [Crying and fainting in the toilet. jpg]

Square test paper: I lost... Sister Goddess, this is my knee for this year!I beg you to return the blade and the sixty cents I sent to @Laplace Demon V!

Using keywords such as "primary school students will send sub-questions", "T University's most wonderful open-book math test", "Chinese teacher's math problems" and other keywords searched a little, and netizens outside T University immediately understood the cause and effect of the matter:

Because Professor Zhang Yichuan, the head of the Department of Mathematics, is busy with his affairs, this year's senior math test papers for the freshmen of T University are all written by his favorite student and teaching assistant Xu Qingshan.The Department of Mathematics is a closed-book exam, and the difficulty can be described as sky-high, but as long as you work hard, you will be able to pass it at low altitude.

But the problem still exists, and it is found in the open-book test paper for non-mathematics majors.

According to relevant person Luo Mou, Xu Qingshan only issued three sets of papers at the beginning: ABC is randomly selected when the difficulty is similar to the exam, the mathematics department is closed-book, and the mathematics department is not open-book.The plan is simple and crude.But not long after, under the protest of him and the relevant person Fang, the question was reissued, some test questions were revised, the difficulty was reduced for non-mathematics departments, and a [-]-point bonus question was added (as mentioned above).But unexpectedly, it was this sub-question that stumped nearly one-third of the first-year students of T University, and logically defeated them.

The reason is very simple. This math problem, it passed the test, is actually Chinese...

#实论解句词杂脚不称#, #技术triangletotal nine cents, triangle three cents geometry six cents#, #The era of textbook few cents is too far away. #, #女神说话她买是电子书#, #小学二级的应用题题评证证刚Complete#, #导演的兄弟选择了一条#, #Normal spot test teacher who is not good? #

The same thing, when the teaching assistant sister did it, it was so miserable that she had to secretly rub nails and nail the villain to send the blade, but it was done by a silver-clothed goddess... Hey, you saw it too.Except for the bitter brother who failed the exam, the broad masses of the people said that this is really a sad (happy to hear) sad (happy to see) story.

With the hot (painful) painstaking (forced) information update of netizens.Xu Qingshan's more heroic deeds were exposed on the Internet.In fact, no one cares about how many awards and honors Xu Qingshan won during his school days.What everyone talked about was Xu Qingshan's usual anecdotes: military training quotations, teaching assistants, jokes and anecdotes about the club, and any random ones were jokes. No wonder the goddess and Fang Dada could chat well.And when someone uploaded T Parkour Club’s promotional video of accepting new ideas last year to Station B, and everyone admired the heroic posture of Xu Qingshan, a senior veteran of the Parkour Club, it was easy to kneel on the Internet, and #神妇威武萌萌哒# became the latest hotspot.

#拉普拉斯首许清山# This topic has become more and more heated, and Fu Huansheng and Xu Boyuan who appeared in the same period did not escape the carnival.Fu Huansheng was fine, as the technology boss of Glory China, his status was aloof.Some worshiped the Great God, some gossiped about his relationship with Xu Qingshan, but there were very few people who dared to blatantly mock him.

Xu Boyuan's luck was much worse.Due to insufficient intelligence work, everyone didn't immediately realize the blood relationship between Xu Qingshan and Xu Boyuan. Instead, because he was upset, he grabbed the spotlight and stopped between the two great gods, and spontaneously launched a vigorous photoshoot activity: It's polite to just post a photo. Yes, there are those with only the face and body turned into Christmas trees, those with the Statue of Liberty, those with Kumamon, those with the Eiffel Tower, those with a little eunuch, and those with... all kinds of ideas. Xu Qingshan and Fu Huansheng, who talked happily on both sides, were harmonious, very harmonious.

At the same time, all kinds of jokes came out one after another, what I was just a blue rain passing by in the sky, what was that day, I accidentally sat between the goddess and the male god, what was trembling as if facing the abyss like walking on thin ice, what is the lucky EX of the soy sauce party... …

Then, some people couldn't stand it anymore...

Huang Shaotian V: I'm going to make you cry stupidly!Is it okay to find out who they are before doing spoofs? @Lanqiao Chunxue is a member of our Blue Rain!Anyone who wants to find something, weigh me in!

Yu Wenzhou V: Shaotian, please keep a low profile, @Laplace Yao V, @Xiaoqing Studio V, please be merciful, thank you. //@黄少天V: I'm going to cry because of your stupidity!Is it okay to find out who they are before doing spoofs? @Lanqiao Chunxue is a member of our Blue Rain!Anyone who wants to find something, weigh me in!

Damn, what's the matter? !Even if Xu Boyuan is one of the five masters of Lanxi Pavilion, there is no need for the master of Blue Rain to protect him, right?Are you talking about the goddess in silver clothes? !Oh, by the way, in the information post, he seems to be attending the lecture with the goddess... Wait!What do these mean?Masaka!

Just when countless singles had prepared torches to let Xu Boyuan & Lanqiao Chunxue experience the warmth of winter, the officials who had been pretending to be dead for a long time finally came back to life.

Laplace Demon V: Whoops, I was caught.Then admit it~PS: @Lanqiao Chunxue is my real brother~//@Durian Jun: Extraordinary!A wild @Fu Huansheng V was captured, and the beautiful woman next to her is suspected to be @Laplace Demon V, please get official certification@Xiaoqing Studio V. [Fu Dashen and the beauty. jpg]

Fu Huansheng V: For things in the game, @Xiaoqing Studio V teamed up with several teams to organize crowdfunding. //@The first generation of Qing Wang in the world: At first I almost didn't recognize him with sunglasses @Fu Huansheng V, I'm really curious who is chatting with him so happily? [Fu Huansheng is at the scene. jpg]

Xiaoqing Studio V: I will verify it without Art.Congratulations, you got the answer right [cute]//@玲草: The sixth sense tells me that the one on the right is @Laplace Yao V!Ask the public to verify it with evidence from the Great God. [Real shooting on site. jpg]

I go!That's a lot of information!Everyone hasn't reacted yet.The professional team and professional players who had been playing dead together happily joined the ranks of forwarding comments and breaking the news.All kinds of jokes & complaints made many netizens dizzy.But soon, everyone summed up the most important points:

Xu Qingshan is the Laplace demon & Xu Boyuan's sister & Fang Shiqian is kind to her & has a personal grudge against her brother's idol & the authentic brother can't explain it & so Blue Rain Tiny Herb's various relatives and friends benefits & but the yellow girl God has her own daily life pinch...

In other words, is it still too late to apply for deletion of pictures?Numerous image editing experts & jokers stretched out their Erkang hands.

#兄贵万福, can I call you uncle smash#

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"This group of people is too weak, they didn't catch the information points Fu Huansheng gave at all." Ye Qiu complained dissatisfiedly, "Wait another 10 minutes, if the topic doesn't become hot, we'll help stir it up."

"The main reason is that Blue Rain Fan and Tiny Grass Fan are pinching too hard now." Fang Shicheng browsed the bulletin of the PR department, and said with a frown, "It's actually divided into Fang Xu faction who stands for my brother and Huang Xu faction who stands for Huang Shaotian... …What the hell is the Han Xu faction?! Well, the time when Xiaoqing voted for Han Wenqing at the All-Star Weekend and was drawn..."

"Is there no Ye Xu?" Ye Qiu gritted his teeth.

"I really don't have this one. Someone from Chu Xu mentioned it." Ye Jiu laughed, "Besides, even if someone is standing for Ye Xu, the hero is still your brother."

"It's the group of professional players who fanned the flames. As soon as the non-disclosure agreement was lifted, they all jumped out." Ye Qiu was upset.

"Before holding back for too long, it's normal to take the opportunity to vent. Besides, gossip and laziness are the driving force behind human progress." Fang Shiqian said seriously, "Otherwise, where would there be so much thirst for knowledge and new inventions?"

"Brother, you were infected with the cold joke virus by Brother Nan." Fang Shicheng complained, and pressed refresh casually, "Oh, Fu Huansheng can't sit still and make a move. We can save some energy."

"That's really great." Everyone, pleased.

In order to prevent Ye Qiu from finding out that she hadn't changed her schedule, the younger sister ran upstairs and pretended to be sleeping. She said to let nature take its course, but it turned out to be something like this. Weibo private message Penguin Dan Q Glory private chat is being eliminated by Huang Shao Solidarity with what others don't want to see.Xu Boyuan said that he was under a lot of pressure to be left alone among such a group of great masters.

Everyone is busy, but what I can do...

Someone's avatar suddenly lights up, and a dialog pops up.

"Xiaolan, I called my brother on Q and he ignored me, please help me with a message."

"Lele is chasing after me to reassure me that no matter how many scandals there are, my girlfriend will not run away. My brother is busy making strategies, and I am almost annoyed by Lele."

"Brother is not good at emotional matters. Why do you want to get rid of Lele quickly?"

The author has something to say: Coach: Too daily & the result of stream of consciousness is that the number of words explodes... Is this something above the water surface, is it below the water surface...

Manager: See you at six o'clock on Saturday night.