[Comprehensive] An Neng can tell whether I am male or female

"I heard that the imperial sister once shared the bed with the eleventh imperial brother for a whole night→_→"

"That was an accident QAQ..." You even took off my clothes QAQ...

"Imperial sister really likes to linger in the wind, flowers and moon fields→_→"

"...I _(:_"∠)_..." That’s called The Cultivation of a Wanderer!!! What do you know=口=!!!

"The imperial sister hides so deeply, I have been deceived by you for many years as a brother →_→"

"...QAQ..." She is wrong, can she stop smiling so gently_(:_」∠)_...

"The so-called Feng Yang's addiction to broken sleeves, I'm really curious →_→"

"Ahem, I already like men. Could it be that you want me to like women→_→?"

"...hehe→_→"

"...hehe_(:_」∠)_..."

Xuan Bin smiled very softly during the nonchalant conversation, but Wan Yu felt the evil wind gust behind her...

Now lying on the bed in her dormitory, Wan Yu hasn't recovered yet... Since she was a child, she felt that her elder brother was not easy to mess with, and it really came true when she grew up...

My belly is dark QAQ...

This time he was caught by the little tail!Turning over and laying on the back, Wanxi began to think about whether to give Xuan Bin a temporary amnesia drug, or kill him to silence him, and then like this, blah blah, just felt a whirlwind blowing by, flaxen long hair A young man with black hair and two panda eyes appeared in front of her...

Stand still for three seconds...

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, Xiao Xie, you are so cute!!!" Wan Yan clutched her stomach and laughed heartlessly, rolling all over the bed...

"...Still laughing!!!" It's not because she was worried about something wrong with her. After looking for her for so long and staying up all night, today I heard Qu Yelai report that she was back, so I hurried over here. Who knew this guy Even if I’m not moved, I’m still smiling so much (╯°Д°)╯︵┻━┻!!! It’s not all because of her (╯°Д°)╯︵┻━┻!!!

"Ahem, stop laughing..." Seeing that the young man was on the verge of exploding, Wan Yu stopped laughing, sat up holding her stomach, took a deep breath, and forcibly made herself look serious... Wan Xie gave her a white look.

"Is everything all right?" After carefully looking at Wan Xie, Wan Xie sat down and spoke.

"It's okay." Rolling under the quilt again, Wan Yu pulled up the quilt to cover her head, and then said sullenly. "An unexpected thing happened."

"Huh?" A heart was raised, and Wan Yu's eyes were fixed on the wriggling quilt.

"I've been ripped off, QAQ..."

"...By, who_(:_"∠)_..." Wan Xie almost spat out a mouthful of blood.

"Big Brother, QAQ..."

"..."

.........

It was rumored that the fifteenth prince fell seriously ill after that fall into the water, and specially invited the imperial doctor Fei Feixiang with the seal of the prince.

Feifei thought: "The fifteenth prince's pulse condition seems very strange_(:_」∠)_..."

No, no, he has been working as a doctor for thousands of years and hasn't seen anything _(:_"∠)_... Looking up, I saw the fifteenth prince looking at him with a dark smile...

"I haven't seen it for many years. The little white rabbit looks so delicious now." The brat was leaning on the soft couch with a prostrated face, lazily smoothing out a strand of black hair, twirling it endlessly around his fingertips, Looking at the little white rabbit hiding behind Feifeixiang, the smile deepened.

Little White Rabbit: ... Feifei wants us to leave quickly, Mr. QAQ, she is so afraid of QAQ! ! !

"!!!" Qin, beast, little white rabbit is still such a little prince, so let him go!Feifei wants to have thousands of mud horses whizzing by... "The prince is just suffering from the wind and cold, so he should rest for a while! Feifei wants to dispense medicine for His Highness!!!"

"..." Sure enough, this girl is perverted!Xuan Bin, who came to Xuanyue Hall in the name of visiting (patrolling) if he had nothing to do, the corner of his eye twitched.He can't bear to look at the chastity being thrown away again!With a light cough, Xuan Bin spoke slowly, "My fifteenth brother is still ill, so I don't have to worry about it."

"No trouble, no trouble! Take this medicine for a period of time and it will be cured. If you need anything, you can find me in the Turtle Forest...Eldest Prince, Fifteenth Prince, I really want to say goodbye!" The eldest prince is still in normal QAQ! ! !After finishing speaking, he took the little white rabbit and hurried away. The figure of his fleeing back made a certain bear child very happy.

"It's fun?" A lukewarm sentence sounded beside him.

"Hey..." Wan Yu turned her head stiffly.She had so much fun that she forgot that a black-bellied god was by her side again _(:_"∠)_... "Ah, I suddenly felt very dizzy, maybe I'm sick again...Brother, I'm going to rest!" After getting to the single-edged sword, I hooked up with [Fog] mynah, and went to play [Fog] all day long. Even her sister abandoned her so sad_(:_」∠)_...

"Go, I'll be guarding outside, if you need anything, tell Big Brother." Xiao Mian, playing with him again→_→

Hearing this, the lady who was going to the inner hall almost slammed into the door again...

Damn brother, go back quickly, I have someone to take care of you, go away, QAQ...

However, after a few days later, a certain prince, who had just recovered from a serious illness, claimed that an assassin had escaped into Xuanqiu’s palace. On a bright and clear night, when the second prince was discussing the philosophy of life with a beautiful woman in a simple way, he was holding a single-edged sword. Xie: Where's my sword? ! 】'Brother Hu' is here...

Through layers of thick curtains, Xuanqiu felt the deep malice of a certain great demon king...

"Oh my second brother, it's my stupid brother who let the assassin run away ╮(╯▽╰)╭... I'm really sorry for disturbing you ╮(╯▽╰)╭ Oh my second brother, are you okay?!" Push me into the water!I tell you not to PAPAPA tonight! ! !

"Get out!!!" Even with the beauty in her arms, she suddenly lost interest.

"Oh, I'm leaving now!" The Wanmei, who pretended to be upright but was rolling with laughter in her heart, walked out from the main entrance leisurely.

"Second Emperor Brother, be careful of kidney deficiency hahaha~" Secret voice transmission...

Xuan Qiu gritted his teeth with hatred, and when he exerted force on his hands, the beauty in his arms let out an exclamation. "Second prince~ you hurt me~"

"Shut up!" One day, he will kill this kid with his own hands!

Wanjin: Come hit me, come hit me ╮(╯▽╰)╭~

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The author has something to say:

Today, I chatted with my friends about the section about Ah Xun VS Xuan Xiao. I personally think that besides the basic skills, melee combat still needs tricks... Dabai suddenly remembered that he was beaten by a small girl in the self-defense class. The painful experience thrown out, I feel tired and don't love...

As for Xuanqiu, Dabai has long wanted to play him to death→_→

☆, extra chapter. Yuan Xiaotu's broken thoughts

My name is Yuan Junluo, not Yuan Xiaotu.First, I didn't inherit my father's long silver hair, nor did I inherit the two fluffy rabbit fur around my father's ears [disgusted face]; second, I heard that this was originally an exclusive name for my father, I don't know Why did it become mine? According to my mother’s spoiler, one day when my father had nothing to do and stared at me for a long time, he suddenly said such a sentence. After that, no one remembered that my father had such a title_( :_”∠)_…

I heard that a long time ago, my mother's family and my father's faction fought against each other. I don't know the specific reason why. Don't ask me, I was young back then. Anyway, as long as you know that your parents can get together It's such a hard job.And then... according to my brother...because of the turmoil in the adversity, and my father [+Uncle Shuguang] is the god of adversity, so that I was born and my parents have not yet married _(:_」∠)_...then My mother's family quit, and came to Misty Rain and Setting Sun every minute to kick the house, almost flattening Misty Rain and Setting Sun... Later, that evildoer from the Glazed Wonderland came forward to mediate, and the marriage was done every minute...

I heard that my mother was born violent. When I gave birth to me, I broke the bedpost close to my hand because of the pain... Fortunately, my father who stayed outside noticed something was wrong. A witty silver hussard, shield, Xuanjie sword, double opened, and blocked the collapse. The top of the bed _(:_」∠)_...otherwise you won't be able to see me chanting here really ╮(╯▽╰)╭...Dad is indeed a perfect man, he can go to the hall and go down Get the kitchen and beat up the mistress [? 】Beating rogues【? ? ], the bed was repaired within half a day, saving my mother from the pain of sitting on a cold couch with the newborn me... Yes, I will definitely use my father as a model when I find a husband in the future!Keke, far away...

My mother doesn't like people calling her "Madam Yuan", because she said that no matter how she heard it, she felt like being divorced by her father_(:_」∠)_... Then she hugged me and poked my face, With a distressed face, he said why Twitch chose Dad back then... I looked behind my mother, Dad's face was dark as if someone had robbed his wife, and there were black lilies blooming in the background...

Mother has a lot of brothers, some are very beautiful, some are handsome, some are very..._(:_」∠)_...I'm sorry I didn't mean it, but my father said to be honest... I heard that my grandfather likes to play split, Whether mentally or physically...

That day, I saw a dangling red ball of light, and my mother pointed out, "Your grandpa."

Oh.

That day, I saw another giant beast with three big heads. It dangled around and lowered its head to sniff me in my mother's arms. My mother pointed again, "Your grandpa."

……Oh.

Another day, my mother took me back to the forest prison. On the way, I met a young man with two protruding horns on his forehead. His breath was the same as that of my grandfather. So I shouted excitedly without waiting for my mother to speak... ... "Mother, it's grandpa!"

However, I saw my mother's unbearable expression and the young man in front of me trembling three times holding the Buddhist beads...

Mother is silent. "He is your No.19 uncle..."

Ahh?But mother, why is your expression so tangled? !

Hey, that's all for today. It's still a long time to hear stories about my parents, so let me take my time.Today I made an appointment with Xuan Mo to find Sui Yu and play together. If you have any ideas, you can post a letter to the mailbox of Misty Rain and Setting Sun. The little actor who is the same as his father ╮(╯▽╰)╭ If you see him, don’t you remember him?

Okay, okay, I'll go to collect the express first~ I will obey my father's instructions. When he is away, I will help him collect these packages, and my mother and I are not allowed to see them.Although I am very confused, but I am a good boy, I must listen to what my father said, right (*^﹏^*)~ Every time the package comes is very thick, I heard it was sent by an aunt named Furong Zhuke ...

These books disappeared without a trace afterwards, but only I know that my father burned them, threw them away...

Ahh, why did daddy do this?

I raised my head and looked up at the sky at 45 degrees as if thinking, and finally my eyes fell on the package in my arms...

Hmm... Curiosity is a child's nature (*^﹏^*)~

Hey, Dad doesn’t know anyway, I just take a look, just a look (*^﹏^*)~~~

–––Extra special chapter? Special gift for festivals–––

The author has something to say:

Author: Since then, Yuan Xiaotu has followed in the footsteps of her own mother and ran wildly on the Kangzhuang Avenue of rotten girls, never to return_(:_」∠)_...

Yuan Wuxiang: ... the author, let's talk! !

There is an exam on Friday, after tonight, Dabai can only continue to update the article on Saturday~

Happy Girls' Day to all the girls (*^﹏^*)~