Zerg evolutionary flaws

Time passed quickly, Cheng Chen followed Xiao Xia for a while and it was already evening, so he had to go back to his room and change into the bonfire party costume that Lu Xiuyuan had prepared for him. The regular clothing of the male family members in the military camp, after Cheng Chen put it on, the size fit perfectly, as if it was tailor-made.

After fastening the belt, Cheng Chen smugly turned around in front of the mirror, looking thin and straight, with a hint of neatness and unrestrained style.

Lu Xiuyuan who didn't know when he walked in suddenly appeared in the mirror, put his right hand lightly on Cheng Chen's belt, bit his ear, and said with a soft smile, "It's very beautiful."

"Of course, it's up to you." Cheng Chen raised the corners of his mouth at Lu Xiuyuan in the mirror, and snorted extremely narcissistically.

Lu Xiuyuan let out a muffled laugh, supported Cheng Chen's shoulders and turned him around, took his hand, kissed the back of his hand, and said with a smile, "I don't know if I have the honor to invite our beautiful little Xiongzi Attend today's party?"

"I'm not young, I'm already twenty..." Cheng Chen rolled his eyes, very dissatisfied with the title Xiao Xiongzi.

"Really? It seems not yet." Lu Xiuyuan's eyes were full of teasing smiles.

Cheng Chen looked puzzled, thinking that I'm already 20 years old and you don't even know?The next second, when he saw Lu Xiuyuan's teasing eyes, he instantly understood the meaning, his face was a little red, but he still murmured in a low voice, "It's about the same..."

"Really? Then let me try again tonight." Lu Xiuyuan smiled narrowly.

"Try it! Are you the reincarnation of Teddy? Why do you think about such things every day!" Cheng Chen put his hands on his hips and stared at him with round eyes.

"Obviously you like it very much, you were so active last night..." Lu Xiuyuan's words were meaningfully interrupted here, which inevitably reminds people of the madness of last night.

Cheng Chen turned his head awkwardly, and changed the topic with a guilty conscience: "Let's go, it's time to be late."

But tonight, Lu Xiuyuan personally measured it with his body, um, about sixteen or seventeen, it is indeed far from twenty... But that's for a later story.

The bonfire party was very lively. It was completely different from the cold and chilling atmosphere of the military camp during the day. In addition to the family members in the rear area who came to participate, there were also many aborigines drinking and punching here. When Cheng Chen and Lu Xiuyuan arrived, the reception was over. It's time to be in full swing.

Lu Xiuyuan led Cheng Chen to sit directly at a table of people with obviously higher military ranks. Cheng Chen glanced at them and found that many of them were familiar faces he had met at that space station back then.

As soon as Cheng Chen sat down, all the military women who were drinking and punching at the table stopped and looked straight at him.

Cheng Chen was very uncomfortable being stared at, stood up silently again, bit Lu Xiuyuan and asked in a low voice, "...Can't you sit here?"

"You can sit anywhere you want." Lu Xiuyuan smiled, then supported Cheng Chen's waist and sat down with him.

The quiet military female at the table seemed to have turned on a certain switch, and suddenly let out another laugh.

"It's no wonder the general doesn't usually go to the alleys to have fun. There is such a beautiful male at home, who would like those vulgar fans..." The female sitting opposite Cheng Chen was very big, staring at Cheng Chen. It took a while to open the chatter first, and joked loudly.

Cheng Chen looked at the other party, it was a new face, he had never seen it before.

"Don't underestimate our general's little husband. Although he looks beautiful and thin, he does a good job in that area. He and the general have been together since last night until this afternoon..." One stood up and laughed.

"That's right, our general missed the morning training for the first time today!"

"What's the matter, I'm afraid you don't know that when we were in the 738 space station, our general and his little male husband shattered the bed, played a lot of tricks, and even tore off the bed sheets to make props..." No A lazy voice suddenly joined the topic in the distance, and everyone turned around to see that it was Lin Liangshen who was walking slowly towards the table with a wine bottle.

Hearing this, Cheng Chen gradually remembered the matter, blushed involuntarily, and secretly complained: I am really wronged for this...

Lin Liangshen put the wine bottle on the table, found an empty seat and sat down, rubbed the back of his head that was still aching, as if to retaliate against the behavior of the two, and said emphatically: "It's more than that, last night the two of them Knocked me out for the sake of making out, messed up indiscriminately in my lab, and made my medical equipment all over the floor..."

Everyone looked at Lin Liangshen with a look of "say more", which greatly satisfied Lin Liangshen's sense of accomplishment, and began to talk endlessly, vividly talking about Cheng Chen and Lu Xiuyuan as if Teddy was reincarnated.

The military females present just chatted one by one, and the topic always revolved around Cheng Chen. Many of the jokes were a bit too much, so Lu Xiuyuan had to knock on the table and frowned. Frowning stopped their increasingly obscene conversation.

After Lu Xiuyuan stopped him, the scale of ridicule was restrained.

"Sorry, they're all used to being unscrupulous. If someone's words make you uncomfortable, just stop them." Lu Xiuyuan was afraid that his subordinates' teasing would make Cheng Chen uncomfortable, so he bit his ear and said softly.

Cheng Chen shrugged his shoulders, saying that he didn't care, since he was used to thick-skinned anyway.

The party lasted until late at night before it gradually dissipated. Although Cheng Chen was drinking low-alcohol sweet wine, he was still a little tipsy at the moment, and half fell on Lu Xiuyuan's shoulder, allowing him to drag him back to the bedroom.

As soon as he touched the bed, Cheng Chen fell down tiredly and rolled over on the quilt.

"Good night." Cheng Chen dazedly pulled the quilt to wrap himself in, and lazily said good night to Lu Xiuyuan.

"Didn't you agree to let me try to see if there are twenty tonight?" Lu Xiuyuan chuckled in Cheng Chen's ear, and lifted the quilt that Cheng Chen had already covered.

"Okay, okay, no... go to sleep, I'm so tired..." Cheng Chen angrily snatched back his quilt and wrapped it up again, turned over, not looking at Lu Xiuyuan.

"No, I have to try it myself." Lu Xiuyuan pulled Cheng Chen's quilt again with a serious face.

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The next day, when Cheng Chen woke up with dark circles under his eyes, Xiao Xia was embarrassed and didn't dare to look at him directly. Cheng Chen found out sadly that his reputation for living well had spread throughout Lu Xiuyuan's military camp. We all know that he fought Lu Xiuyuan for a day and a night when he came, and last night he continued to mess around all night. According to the soldiers watching the night, listening to the voices in the room, the two of them were still full of energy at dawn .

After Cheng Chen silently listened to Xiao Xia's report, he wanted to cry but had no tears. Who would have thought that he was actually too tired to speak...

The author has something to say: Cheng Chen: I am twenty!

Lu Xiuyuan: I tried it last night, it seems to be only sixteen or seventeen, right?

Cheng Chen:? ? ?What are you talking about? !