Zerg evolutionary flaws

As soon as the system's notification tone fell, the robotic arm came down with a buzzing sound, picked up a random female insect from the crowd with lightning speed, lifted it into the air, and then threw it down as if playing with it. .

Everyone was confused by the sudden change in front of them. After a scream, the group of females came to their senses. Who would have thought that the weak little beauty would change her face as soon as she said it? The mecha was activated outside the practice room, and no one expected that this male would play cards so unreasonably, and he operated it very skillfully.

The group of female insects could only flee in a hurry, but since they didn't have any clothes on, it was inconvenient to run far, so they could only wander around the shooting site. Some frantically tried to pick up clothes and put them on before running, A single laser beam fired by the mecha tore apart the clothes in the pile of clothes.

No matter how strong the female's physical strength is, she can't use her hands and feet at this time, and it's impossible to fight against the mecha in combat mode with bare hands, not to mention that Cheng Chen has no scruples in operating it, attacking with wide open and closed, All the huge tail wings were deployed and turned into mechanical legs, and they stepped heavily towards the tent below, and the empty tent fell apart in an instant.

A mechanical arm swept across, and the dozens of tents connected to it were turned into a pile of ruins. No one thought that someone would activate the mech and turn on the battle mode in their own camp, unless he was crazy and wanted to be fired from the army, so he didn't There was no venting device installed, so Cheng Chen's offensive seemed to be overwhelming.

The crowd fled in all directions, but Cheng Chen seemed to be playing tricks on them. Every time the extended mechanical arm brushed against their buttocks, it always made them escape.

[An attack was detected in the depths of our camp, and the first-level alert mode was activated——] Just as Cheng Chen was having fun, a long siren sounded in his ears.

At this time, Lu Xiuyuan was discussing the battle ahead with his subordinates in the command room, but he saw a soldier guarding outside the camp come in with a strange expression and made a report to Lu Xiuyuan.

"What's the matter?" Lu Xiuyuan made a gesture to ask the others to suspend the discussion, and turned around to ask.

Unexpectedly, the man faltered and hawed, and only told Lu Xiuyuan to go to the No. 15 Army's camp next door and wait for him to deal with urgent matters.

"What's the matter? Tell me clearly." Lu Xiuyuan frowned. What could be so urgent, and he didn't tell the commander of the [-]th Army beforehand, so it seems not good to go so hastily.

The soldier's heart was broken, and he boldly said loudly: "General, someone sent a message saying that your male husband went to the next camp to make a pornographic film. It's still a plot of a wild gang!"

All the generals in the command room had different expressions, and they all bowed their heads and dared not speak. Only Lin Liangshen who was on the side burst out laughing. General, would you like a quick-acting heart-rescuing pill? I have a bad heart, but don’t get sick..."

Lu Xiuyuan turned his head and glanced at Lin Liangshen lightly, without much emotion, but with an oppressive aura.

Lin Liangshen shrugged, shrank his neck, and closed his mouth in a very sensible manner, but the undisguised upward arc of the corner of his mouth revealed his gloating psychology at the moment. I didn't expect our general's little male husband to play so wildly... Lin Liangshen sighed silently in his heart.

Lu Xiuyuan took the coat from the hanger without saying a word, walked out quickly, and only left a simple order to the accompanying soldiers:

"Go to the camp of the [-]th Army."

But before Lu Xiuyuan walked a few steps away, a siren sounded extremely penetrating, long and ear-piercing, from above the barracks.

[Sudden emergency situation, the depths of our camp have been breached by the enemy, and the first-level alert mode has been activated. 】

[The location of the enemy's capture was detected, the back alley of the No. 15 military camp, all parties listened to orders, and the whole line assembled——]

Lu Xiuyuan frowned, feeling a bad premonition, and while speeding up his pace, he ordered his generals to gather and count the number of people, and rushed to the captured site.

Lin Liangshen, who had a hippie smile in the camp, and other generals who were still immersed in the explosive gossip about their chief, all changed their faces when they heard the news. The enemy army was able to break through layers of defense and attack directly In the depths of the camp?

Realizing the seriousness of the situation, everyone immediately calmed down and listened to Lu Xiuyuan's instructions, and returned to the camp to count the number of people and rushed to the occupied area.

It's just that there is one point that everyone finds strange, why doesn't the enemy attack the granary or the weapon depot?No matter how bad it is to attack and defend the key points, what is the strategy for attacking the back alley?Isn't that the place where military prostitutes stay, and it's also the filming location of pornographic movies. Could it be that the Wuhe Zerg are not greedy for money, but only for sex, and want to rob a group of male insects and go back first?This is too ridiculous...

However, in the first-level alert mode, they are not allowed to think too much, so they can only obey orders.

In the originally solemn camp, at this moment, accompanied by the sound of assembly horns, the slogans shook the sky.

While Lu Xiuyuan ordered the driver to drive the cable car several times in a row, he tapped his forefinger on the coffee table in front of him. The chaotic rhythm exposed his anxiety and irritability at the moment.

"General, the speed of the car has already reached the maximum speed, and it will not meet the speed limit standard for the cable car in the camp." The driver Xiao Xia turned her head and said helplessly to Lu Xiuyuan.

Lu Xiuyuan frowned, and simply ordered: "Get up."

"Ah?" Xiao Xia didn't respond.

Lu Xiuyuan lifted the other party away, sat in the driving seat of the cable car, stepped on the accelerator, and drove the car to the maximum gear. He passed through the crowd at a high speed, causing people to be thrown off their feet, and the passing soldiers gave way one after another.

"General, this does not comply with the regulations—" Xiao Xia was stunned by the officer's operation, and before she could say anything, she fell backwards due to the sudden acceleration, and fell on the floor of the car with a bang. Taking gold stars, I can no longer say a word of objection.

The original ten-minute journey was abruptly cut in half by Lu Xiuyuan, and the cable car stopped at the location of the fall announced on the radio, causing a cloud of flying dust.

Lu Xiuyuan opened the car door with a cold face and jumped out.

I saw a ruin in front of me, and there was no one around, and the casually fallen things on the ground suggested that a fierce battle had been experienced here.

Lu Xiuyuan's heart tightened, and he called out tentatively, "Cheng Chen."

No one answered.

"Cheng Chen——" Lu Xiuyuan rolled his throat, amplifying the voice of shouting, listening carefully to the trembling sounds in the shouting.

Still no answer.

Lu Xiuyuan took a deep breath, squatted down, and found a nearby ruin to dig down with his bare hands.

After digging for a long time, I felt a hard pearl. Lu Xiuyuan picked it up and rubbed the dust on the pearl in the palm of his hand. The pearl suddenly lit up, and a line of words appeared in front of his eyes: No. 14 Army family members, Cheng Chen.

Lu Xiuyuan closed his eyes, it was Cheng Chen's family card.

When he opened his eyes again, his eye sockets were already reddish, and he dug down with force, and as expected, he found a fragment of the mecha, which was the mecha that Cheng Chen often used in the practice room.

"General... General, why are there so many people gathered over there?" Xiao Xia, who was dizzy due to the speed of the car just now, managed to climb out of the car with difficulty, and was attracted by the noise not far away.

Lu Xiuyuan didn't pay any attention to Xiao Xia's words, and still squatted on the ground motionless, with his right hand firmly holding the fragment of the mecha in the palm of his hand.

"Damn it, which bastard is in the mecha, playing tricks on everyone, thinking it was the Wuhe Zerg attacking in, but I didn't expect it to be one of our own!"

"I'm afraid this person is drunk and crazy? He hasn't stopped yet. Do you still want to be a military member?"

However, the indistinct noise from there still drifted to Lu Xiuyuan's ears. There was something wrong with the content of the conversation, but it managed to bring him back to his senses.

Lu Xiuyuan got up, walked towards the crowded place, pushed aside the crowd, and was stunned by the scene in front of him. Lu Xiuyuan, who was always calm and calm, also broke his calm appearance, and his complexion was a little weird...

Xiaoxia who was behind hurried over and squeezed towards the front of the crowd, only to see an empty field in the middle of the crowd, a hundred or so naked females were being chased by a mecha...

"What's the matter?" Xiao Xia grabbed a female beside her in confusion and asked.

"I'm afraid that some female insect who is having fun in the back alley drank too much wine, and drove the mecha to stab the shooting site next to it to play drunk..." The female insect who was asked sighed and shook her head, and said: "When he sobers up, I'm afraid he'll pee his pants in fright, and he might go to a military court if he gets into such a disaster. In comparison, dismissal from the military is a trivial matter..."

"Ah? Then why don't you stop him and let him be drunk?" Xiao Xia asked blankly, unavoidably sympathizing with that female.

"Who wants to fight mechs with bare hands? It has to be scrapped!"

"Then how about using the armor to stop him?" Xiao Xia was still at a loss.

"Aren't you stupid? It's a first-degree felony to activate a mecha in a place other than the training room in the military camp. Only this idiot in front of me who is drunk, crazy and unconscious will do it." The man looked at him like a fool. Looking at Xiao Xia, he continued: "But it seems that he is still a little conscious, projecting an air defense barrier, only chasing these people within a fixed range to play drunk, and not running around in a mech, everyone is happy to watch It's a joke, when he wakes up..."

"Oh..." Xiao Xia nodded, half understanding.

Originally, the generals of the [-]th Army were on their way, but before they arrived at the location, they received an order to cancel the first-level alert. They dismissed the troops with a puzzled look on their faces. They still planned to come to the camp of the [-]th Army to see the situation.

Along the way, I kept seeing people rushing towards a certain place. The direction they saw was the occupied area mentioned in the previous broadcast. However, their expressions were not nervous at all, but they seemed to be watching the excitement. The generals of the [-]th Army looked at each other Confused, he quickened his pace, trying to find out.

After they arrived at the destination, they pushed aside the crowd and looked inside. They were also shocked by the sight in front of them, but soon they discovered something unusual.

"General Lu, isn't this your husband's favorite mecha!" One person saw the mecha driving at a low altitude, had a flash of inspiration, slapped his head, and shouted to Lu Xiuyuan in front of him.

"Yes, Mr. Cheng Xiao trains in this mecha every day!" The other person agreed without seeing Lu Xiuyuan's expression.

When the onlookers heard the yell, they cast their eyes on Lu Xiuyuan in front of him, who was the General Lu mentioned by the two generals who yelled.

Lu Xiuyuan, who had already put away his painful emotions, put on a rare expression of embarrassment at this time, lowered his head and supported his forehead...