Zerg evolutionary flaws

"It's time to eat..." Cheng Chen knocked on the edge of the porcelain bowl with a spoon, and weakly called the little ancestor who was playing around to come and eat.

The four kids standing in a row stared at Cheng Chen with big round eyes.

"It's so big, do you want me to feed it? Eat it yourself!" Cheng Chen pushed four bowls in front of them.

The two older ones obediently picked up the bowls one by one. Cheng Chen just wanted to breathe a sigh of relief, but he almost passed out in the next second. Yuanyuan smashed the bowl and spoon in his hand to the ground. fat body.

"Yuanyuan, what are you doing!" Cheng Chen slapped the table angrily, asked, and hurriedly pulled Pangpang over to check if he was injured.

Yuanyuan pointed at Pangpang, stared and said, "He snatched my toy!"

Hearing this, Pangpang broke away from Cheng Chen's pull, stepped forward and pushed Yuanyuan to the ground, and said unconvinced: "Obviously you snatched my things first!"

The two little devils just pulled each other up and down, throwing the tables, chairs and benches in the room upside down.

Cheng Chen lay powerlessly on the table, silently thinking whose personality these two little devils had inherited, and Guan Ziyu who always smiled coldly came to his mind... Cheng Chen immediately shook his head, thought again and always It was Cheng Heming who was against him, nodded, and imagined Cheng Heming as a brat who caused trouble everywhere... Well, there is really no sense of disobedience at all.

After scolding Cheng Heming in his heart, Cheng Chen, who was much more relieved, turned his gaze to the two younger kids.

I saw two little ones sitting obediently next to each other at the table, blinking at Cheng Chen.

Cheng Chen immediately thought happily, fortunately there are two obedient ones, immediately picked up the bowl in a happy mood, and said to the two little ones: "Hey, father Xiong feed you..."

But the joy was shattered not long after.

Cheng Chen had just scooped up a mouthful of soup with a spoon and handed it to one of them, but the little boy kept his mouth tightly shut and remained motionless.

"Hey, open your mouth." Cheng Chen coaxed patiently.

With a slap, the spoon was hit on the ground by the kid, and wept loudly under Cheng Chen's cold gaze.

Cheng Chen's smile froze, he turned his head silently, and cast his eyes on the other little one. Unexpectedly, under Cheng Chen's substantive gaze, the little one also burst into tears.

The two little brats groaned loudly, as if they were louder than anyone else, and scrambled to be the first to cry, while the slightly bigger Yuanyuan and Fatty on the other side hadn't stopped wrestling, and suddenly slapped the other side with a bang. The food cabinet was overturned, and pots and pans were scattered all over the floor mixed with various fruits and vegetables.

"Go back to the room and face the wall!" Cheng Chen raised his head to the sky and let out a long sigh, then slammed the table and shouted, but the slap was in vain.

Cheng Chen woke up suddenly, rubbed his eyes, and saw that the room was intact, and Yuanyuan and Pangpang were sitting obediently at the table sucking a baby bottle, and their size had shrunk a bit, looking like they were only over a year old. At this moment, they all stared blankly at Cheng Chen who suddenly lost his temper.

Cheng Chen coughed in embarrassment, turned his eyes around, tried to find the other two little kids, but couldn't find them, finally lowered his head silently, and kept his eyes on the girl in his arms. On that bug egg, he finally let out a long sigh of relief.

"Am I going to face the wall too?" Accompanied by the sound of the cabin door opening, Lu Xiuyuan walked in with a smile, put his arms around Cheng Chen's shoulder and kissed his forehead.

"It's nothing... I had a nightmare..." Cheng Chen sighed with his head down, looked at the milk powder that Lu Xiuyuan had just bought in his arms, and said dejectedly: "You may have to go to this asteroid again to stock up more Milk powder..."

Lu Xiuyuan put the cans of milk powder he had just purchased into the food cabinet one by one, and when he heard this, he turned his head and asked, "What's the matter, these should be enough?"

"I think the egg you laid may also be a double-yolk egg..." Cheng Chen supported his chin with one hand, and patted the bug egg in his arms with the other, recalling the scene in his dream with some fear.

Lu Xiuyuan let out a muffled laugh, turned around and rubbed Cheng Chen's head, and said with a smile, "Don't worry, it's not such a coincidence, the chance of double yolk eggs is very small, not everyone is as fertile as your brother..."

"Hey, let's pray that the baby will be a well-behaved and obedient little male, and I can't stand another little devil..." Cheng Chen felt like he was going to have a heart attack when he thought of the two howling young females in his dream. attack.

"A well-behaved and obedient little boy?" Lu Xiuyuan raised his eyebrows, and teased: "Were you well-behaved and obedient when you were young? Why do I remember being scolded by your female father for fighting with other children every day... Then according to genetics, even It’s impossible for a male to be obedient, right?”

Cheng Chen puffed up his face, widened his eyes, and said angrily, "You are talking nonsense, why don't I remember..." His voice became lower and lower, and finally he closed his mouth without confidence, but he still refused to admit that he was a child He himself is also a brat who causes trouble everywhere.

Five months later, when Cheng Chen saw the two crying young females crawling out of the egg shells, he felt that the sky was dark for a while, and he wished to stuff them back into the egg shells to hatch again. The probability of double yolk eggs was low. Woolen cloth!What about the well-behaved and obedient little Xiongzi!It's all a lie!The scene of the four demon kings crying and fighting in the nightmare has come true!

Oh, but it's still early, and Cheng Chen is still immersed in the dream of a worry-free and obedient little male, holding eggs all the time.

"I've said that we should just stop on the last planet for a while, find a hospital and put the eggs in an incubator, and forget about hatching them by ourselves..." Lu Xiuyuan watched helplessly as he had to hold the eggs in the incubator while eating. Cheng Chen in his arms.

"No, wouldn't that mean staying there for five months? I can't bear it..." Cheng Chen stubbornly refused.

Lu Xiuyuan had no choice but to follow Cheng Chen's wishes, and in the next five months, he even slept at night with one hand, and in addition to Cheng Chen's thin waist, he also felt an additional bug in the way.

"Actually, there's no need to hug him all the time, seven or eight hours a day is enough to absorb the pheromones of male insects..." Lu Xiuyuan rubbed his forehead helplessly, and put his arms around Cheng Chen's shoulder , trying to persuade.

It's a pity that Cheng Chen was unmoved, but hugged the egg even tighter, and said righteously: "No, how do you know if you haven't hatched before? What if something goes wrong?"

Lu Xiuyuan sighed, why didn't he realize that his little male husband was so stubborn before... You must know that the two of them have not had sex for a long time. When he was pregnant with eggs, Cheng Chen thought that he could not hurt the child. You refused him, although he explained many times that when a female is pregnant with an egg, not only does it not affect doing that kind of thing, but also because of the nourishment of the male father's pheromone, Cheng Chen agreed to do it under his strong request. After doing it a few times, I insisted on the principle and never touched it again.

After the egg was born, Cheng Chen insisted on incubating the egg by himself, and was unwilling to stay on the nearby planet for five months. Naturally, Cheng Chen, who was holding the egg all day long, had no time to do that with him. Lu Xiuyuan thought depressingly, what the fuck? How long will it be before the days of...

After five long months like this, Cheng Chen began to count the days on his fingers, counting the time until the shell was broken.

"God, haven't you bought diapers yet? Go down and buy some!" Cheng Chen was very anxious thinking about things, thinking about what he was not prepared for, and hurriedly urged Lu Xiuyuan who was beside him.

"Didn't Yuanyuan and Pangpang still have a lot left, there's no need to buy new ones..." Lu Xiuyuan rubbed Cheng Chen's head, trying to appease Cheng Chen who was obviously over-anxious.

"It's been almost a year, who knows if it's expired? Hurry up, time is running out!" Cheng Chen squeaked, kissed Lu Xiuyuan on the face, then pushed him, urging him.

Lu Xiuyuan originally wanted to say that diapers have a long shelf life, but seeing Cheng Chen's insistence, it's hard to refuse, so he can only follow the other party's mind.

At this moment, Yuanyuan and Pangpang, who had learned to walk a long time ago, ran out of the room chasing each other, and because the females were growing fast, the two little kids, who were obviously only one and a half years old, ran out of the room at this moment. They all look like they are over three years old, and their destructive power cannot be underestimated.

"Wait!" Cheng Chen hurriedly yelled to catch Lu Xiuyuan's back as he was about to leave.

Lu Xiuyuan stopped, turned to look at Cheng Chen, and asked him what's wrong with his eyes.

"Take these two little devils away together..." Cheng Chen weakly pointed at the two little kids who had only come out for a while and made a mess of the restaurant.

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Feeling that the world had finally quieted down, Cheng Chen breathed a sigh of relief, hugged the egg and wanted to go back to the room to take a nap, but seemed to hear the roar of a large starship docking behind him in a daze, and quickly got up from the bed with a jolt. Rush to the cab and call out the monitoring.

I saw a large starship with an obvious military logo appearing on the surveillance screen, and it just happened to be docked next to Cheng Chen and his small spaceship.

You must know that he and Lu Xiuyuan will do a good job of analysis before each docking and landing, and specially choose those small and remote ports to stop in order to avoid running into the local military. The scale is probably not the general army stationed in remote galaxies.

Then think about the empire that the planet that is currently docking belongs to is the first empire that is thriving among the Zerg race, and the Great Zhou Empire that Cheng Chen and the others belong to is also at war all year round, and the relationship is cold and hard. If it is discovered, I am afraid it will not be easy. .

At this moment, there was a knocking sound from outside the cabin door, and the surveillance showed a few female insects that were not easy to mess with at first glance, standing outside the door.

Really afraid of something coming, Cheng Chen complained secretly, while giving an order to lock all the cabin doors encrypted.

"Open the cabin, routine inspection." A military female standing below frowned and patted the hatch of the strange spaceship in front of her.

Cheng Chen turned a deaf ear to the voice outside ordering him to start the machine for inspection, and turned on the start button instead.

The spaceship whined twice, and before the females below could react, it quickly turned around and sailed away from the port, leaving behind only a choking smell of smoke, and the turned wings and tails even touched the nearest one. There was a deep cut on the female's face.

When Lu Xiuyuan, who was carrying a pack of diapers on his back, rushed back to the port with a baby in one hand, he was sad to find that their spaceship had run away, and their eggs had also flown away. Chen is gone too.

Oh, no, it should be said that his Cheng Chen drove their spaceship and flew away with his eggs.