Kiss him if you don't want to become a fox

A young man with a clean and refreshing face, holding a thick stack of leaflets, stood in front of a middle-aged woman tremblingly.

"That... your husband is a scumbag who cheated on you. Let me help you get rid of him. I will give you the best price."

The middle-aged woman threw the leaflet in her hand on the unbelievably beautiful face, "You look like a dog, but when you open your mouth, you are just like a dog. Your husband is a scum, and your whole family is a scum."

"I'm a man...a man...without a husband. Hey, well, your husband really cheated, and he has two mistresses. You pay for one mistress, and I'll get rid of both for you. Buy one, get one free." one……"

Seeing the anger in the eyes of the middle-aged woman, the young man seemed to rush to beat him at any moment, he was frightened, with a troubled expression on his face: "It's fine if you don't need money."

In the human world, money is needed for everything. Rent needs money, water and electricity bills are paid, and money is needed to ride a car... Without money, he has to sleep on the street.

"Bah, insane!" The other party spat at him, turned around and left, still cursing, "Hit a mistress? Want to create a chance to be a mistress. I've seen a cheap one, but I've never seen such a cheap one."

Looking at the back of the woman, the young man was full of bitterness. He really just wanted to help her clean up the trash.

When the woman walked away, the boy walked aside with his head drooping, and took out a wet tissue to wipe the spittle on his face.

His name is Bai Ning, a nine-tailed white fox in Qingqiu, who accidentally fell into a space and came to the human world.

In that cheating space, a slag removal system was forcibly tied to him, and he was given a cleaning company that was about to close down, saying that it would solve his job problem.

The cleaning company cleans up garbage, of course, but it's personality garbage, such as Xiaosan...

There is too much waste gas in the human place, and the aura is so thin that he can't maintain his human form. If he wants to maintain his human form, he can only complete the tasks of the cheating system and earn points in exchange for pure spiritual power.

If you can't complete the task and earn no points, you will return to the prototype.

Back to the prototype, if he is a fox with only one tail, he can still go to the zoo to eat and drink.But he has nine tails, and people who see him have two reactions, one: a vixen that everyone shouts and beats, and two: a slaughterhouse, he can sell eight tails more than other foxes...

This system has three mortalities—dying for violating regulations and disclosing system secrets, dying for violating the laws of the world, and dying for being a mistress when the original partner disagrees (of course, if you encounter a super scumbag, you can get double points if you successfully help your original partner settle the scumbag).

The only thing that made him think was that after completing the ultimate mission, he could return to Qingqiu. Unfortunately, he searched all over the system missions, but he didn't know which one was the ultimate mission. superior.

In addition to the ultimate mission, there is another way to return to Qingqiu - to accumulate enough points.

but……

Bai Ning looked at his points which showed zero eggs, and sighed.

The points earned every day can only barely maintain a human form, and I don't know when I will be able to accumulate a few points in an explosion.

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Li Ziyin, who was driving by, saw this twilight, the corners of his mouth slightly curled up, there really are everyone in this world.

The phone rang, Li Ziyin put on the bluetooth headset, picked up the phone, and the assistant Xiao Qiao's panicked voice came from the phone: "Young Master Li, where have you been?"

"We're almost at the company, what's up?"

"The old man is here to block you."

Li Ziyin stepped on the brake, "Where is the old man now?"

"Your office."

Li Ziyin raised his head and glanced at the beautiful young man who was sitting not far from the front of the car wiping his face, "You take good care of the old man, and when the old man leaves, call me."

"You're not coming back?"

Nonsense, the old man is sitting in the office blocking him, going back now, isn't he courting death?

Li Ziyin moved the car to the side of the road, "If the old man asks me, just say I'm on a business trip."

"..." The old man asked him for the itinerary as soon as he came, and he wouldn't dare to lie about the business trip even if he was killed, "That...Young Master Li, I can't stand it here."

His BOSS is so handsome, but he has no interest in women. At 27, he is still a single dog. The huge family property has no successors. These little staff, this is already the seventh day.

"If you can't stand it, wrap up the quilt and leave, and replace it with someone else."

"..."

Li Ziyin put away his mobile phone, turned his head, and looked at the beauties who were not far away, holding leaflets and chasing all kinds of old-fashioned beauties.

He hid here for seven days, and saw that kid handing out leaflets for seven days.

Clean up the trash?Little three?

Li Ziyin looked at the boy who was cowardly when he scolded him, and suddenly wanted to know how this boy could help people get rid of those fierce mistresses.

Bai Ning was thrown a leaflet on his forehead again, sighed, bent down to pick up the leaflet on the ground, and suddenly saw a man next to him staring at the beautiful woman, with a look of lust on his face.

"Honey, have you been waiting for a long time?" A woman ran over and hugged the man.

The man swept away his previous lecherous appearance, and pretended to be affectionate in front of his girlfriend, "As long as I wait for you, no matter how long, I am willing." The woman smiled happily.

Bai Ning's eyes lit up, "There is a door."

Seeing that the two had no intention of leaving immediately, they turned around and saw the Hummer parked by the side of the road, and immediately ran over, hid behind the car, put the flyer on the front of the car, and took out a women's red trench coat from the backpack. Quickly take off the jacket, put on the windbreaker, and then take out a wig, put it on in front of the rearview mirror, put on high heels, and instantly transform into a woman, still a beautiful and outrageous woman.

Li Ziyin in the car: "..."

Bai Ning stuffed the exchanged belongings together with the leaflets into the bag, carrying the bag, and walked towards the couple in a stately manner.

The man was holding his girlfriend in his arms, and felt that there was someone beside him. He turned his head with a displeased face, and saw Bai Ning's face that was disastrous for the country and the people, and his eyes instantly became straight. Confused, revealing his true nature, he looked at Bai Ning sensibly, forgetting that he was still hugging his girlfriend.

The woman looked at her boyfriend's nympho, her face turned blue with anger, and she slapped her boyfriend on the face, "You're still looking at other women with me, break up."

The man was beaten back to his senses, covered his face, and chased after his girlfriend, "That...my dear, I don't know her."

"It's okay if you don't know each other, but if you know it, it's okay?" The woman took off the ring on her finger, threw it to the man, and left without looking back.

After getting the points, Bai Ning played with the horns of his long hair, feeling very satisfied, the points are really good.If you make another sum, you don't have to worry about becoming a fox tomorrow.

Li Ziyin: "..." Is that guy a pervert?

In front of it is a large park with an excellent environment. It is a holy place for old, middle-aged and young people to date.

Bai Ning's height is 181, with 5cm high heels, he is too tall for women, but he has good proportions and a beautiful face. Standing in the crowd, he is particularly dazzling.

People who come and go, no matter single or couple, will stare at him a few times.

Bai Ning didn't go to see those people, nor did he take out the leaflets to continue distributing, but put his hands in his pockets, kicking a small stone by his feet in boredom.

But in his mind, he was trying to figure out the coordinates of the scumbag in the system.

The scumbag's coordinate positioning system is very tasteless, but it's better than nothing. When you really don't have a goal, you might be able to get a sense of it.

Target locked!

Got it!

Bai Ning looked in the target direction prompted by the system, and saw a man standing under the light pole next to him, a man in his thirties, holding a bouquet of flowers in his hand, but his eyes were glued to the young woman passing by, and he couldn't even touch it. return.

A woman got off the bus, saw the man standing under the light pole, and ran over happily, "Husband..."

The situation is basically the same as the pair just now.

Bai Ning happily moved forward.

Li Ziyin just lowered his head to light a cigarette, when a fiery red figure floated by the car window, he raised his eyes involuntarily, and saw the man disguised as a woman winking at others, suddenly felt rash, and even put it in his mouth The cigarettes didn't taste good, so I simply stopped lighting them, to see what kind of demon that guy was going to be.

Bai Ning looked at the two people in front of him full of joy, the man was nympho at him without exception, and the woman also raised her hand, everything was going well, just waiting for the slap to go down, and then from that cute mouth There was a word "break up".

But this time, instead of slapping her man, the woman slapped him and cursed, "You shameless vixen, you seduced my man in broad daylight." Long nails scratched.

The woman saw that Bai Ning was agile, and she was not tall enough to reach other people's shoulders, so she probably couldn't take advantage of it in a fight, so she didn't dare to attack Bai Ning again, and scolded her man with his head covered.Finally, the man followed the woman away in desperation.

The task failed, the points were not earned, and because of a foul and a fine, half of the points earned by the order just now were deducted.

Points are hard to earn.

Unable to accept the big order, the risk of wild food is high, Bai Ning failed in the mission, was worrying, didn't notice that there was someone in the car beside him, and leaned lazily against the car door.

Suddenly the system vibrated slightly, which was a reminder that there were points credited.

Points from Li Ziyin, +1, +1, +1, +1

Negative emotion points from Li Ziyin, +2, +2

Points from Li Ziyin, +1, +1, +1, +1...

There are very few points added, but they have been added little by little, and a negative emotion +2 pops up from time to time.

Mosquitoes are small, but they are also meat.

Bai Ning was dumbfounded.

How is this going?

What is Li Ziyin?

Bai Ning was stunned by the sudden surprise. Although he didn't know what was going on, he didn't know what Li Ziyin was and why he was given extra points, but it would be nice if he could get extra points.He stood still and didn't dare to move, he didn't even dare to roll his eyeballs, for fear that if he moved, the pie falling from the sky would disappear.

Li Ziyin looked at the unknown thing leaning on his car door, and ran across a large group of grass mud horses in his heart, so thunderous that he couldn't tell what it was like.

Clean up the mistress?

This guy is the one who is a vixen.

The author has something to say: I am new here, the book baby is weak, I sincerely hope that the little fairies will support, collect, book review, 2 points, Su Yu brought the little fox Bai Ningba President Li Ziyin to thank the fairies.

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Here is an explanation for brushing the negative.

I just arrived in Jinjiang to write an article. In order to increase my exposure rate, my sister made the only list allowed in Jinjiang (Overlord List). Since my sister didn’t understand the rules, she voted in the wrong place. I asked the customer service to know that the app didn’t show it. , I can only re-submit, this time I provoke a certain lemon essence, this lemon essence is also a newcomer author, posted a few posts on me in Bishui, was deleted by the moderator, and was refuted by other kind authors, crazy all kinds of negative, there are small The fairy couldn't read it, and refuted the lemon essence, and my sister saw the negative and disgusting comments on the screen after work, but she was angry and said that she could encourage her relatives and friends who wanted her to write it down, and the lemon essence exploded, everyone Pull people to comment badly, and slander all the little fairies who refute me as my trumpet. (Just to clarify, my family members are reading my book. The family members are on the same network, so the IP is naturally the same. But the slandered little fairy does not have the same IP as me.) My book review has become like this.People who maliciously brush negatives don't read books. No matter what the writing is, they just say, your book is rubbish.There is no reason to talk to this kind of person.And I am usually very busy, so it would be nice to have time to code words.In addition, I know that scolding the decal time will also affect the mood and definitely affect the writing, so I have not responded.I will give a little explanation here today. I hope that the little fairy will read the article calmly and not be affected by the comments. If you find it interesting, you can read it down. If you don’t like it, please click the fork directly.