[Comprehensive] Disaster caused by SMS confession

When the final exam results came out, Kitagawara and Nioh Masaharu had an incredible feeling for each other.

"Student, you are biased," Nioh Masaharu put on a very heartbroken look, "Why can't I study if I dye my hair?"

"What about you," Bei Chuanyuan said unconvinced, "I have the same grades as you, why are you surprised?"

"Oh well, after all you look so stupid—"

Nioh Masaharu couldn't finish the last sentence, but it wasn't Kitagawara who stopped him.

The director of academic affairs stood behind the two of them gloomyly, "Where's your 5000-word review?"

***

Nioh Masaharu had never written such a thing as a self-criticism. When I was in junior high school, I saw Kirihara Chi and wrote it many times. I didn't think of how to make up 5000 characters for a while.

After writing a few formulaic words casually, he couldn't continue writing. When he looked up, he saw that Bei Chuanyuan had almost finished writing half of the paper.And the speed of writing has a tendency to accelerate.

He leaned over to take a look, and found that the first few lines were written like this: Respected, dear, dear, respectable, amiable... a series of non-repetitive adjectives in the middle, and finally wrote three or four lines before adding it with great reluctance. The word "teacher".

"No wonder your Chinese scores are quite good." He finally said with mixed feelings.

This is about the background of adjectives, which is really not for ordinary people.

However, the two of them completed the review in about the same amount of time.

"Sudden enlightenment?" Bei Chuanyuan looked at the densely packed words on the opponent's paper, and the routines seemed to be no less than those on his paper.

Masaharu Nioh put down his pen, and said mysteriously, "I have expert guidance." His mobile phone was placed beside him, and the private chat records between him and Chiya Kirihara were displayed on the screen.

The dean's hands were shaking when he took the self-criticism from the two of them. It doesn't matter if they are old, it's just anger.

In fact, Beichuanyuan's share is not bad. If you don't count those adjectives that are used in a flash, it is still very sincere to admit your mistakes by handwriting 5000 characters.

"King Ren Wang, you are the first person I have ever seen who is so perfunctory in copying the self-criticism."

This is a serious crime. Nioh Masaharu was startled at the time. According to his thinking, Kitagawara, who was purely using adjectives to fill in the number, was not doing much. After he asked for advice so earnestly, the result was perfunctory.

Out of curiosity, Kitagawara took Nioh Masaharu's share and looked at it, "I don't think there is any problem."

It's quite normal, a thousand words of apology, two thousand words of recognition of my mistake, and two thousand words of promise not to do it again.With this standard format, what else can you be dissatisfied with?

As a result, the director of academic affairs also said at this time, "Do you know that you are wrong?"

Kitagawara and Masaharu Nioh shook their heads in confusion.

In the end, the director of teaching had no choice but to draw out a few paragraphs with a red pen, "You have written this paragraph four times, and the traces of making up the words are too obvious. Do you think I am blind?"

You are so perceptive, he didn't even feel it... Nioh Masaharu twitched the corner of his mouth, thinking that according to this standard, the director of academic affairs probably thinks that Kitagawara has a very good attitude of admitting his mistakes.

"Look at what the classmate next to you wrote, it's very good."

Kitagawara looked at Nioh Masaharu with a disheveled face beside him, probably feeling a little sympathetic in his heart, so he spoke up for him righteously.

"Actually, I think these four repeated words have a deep meaning." He said solemnly.

"It's for repetition and emphasis."

Nioh Masaharu: ...I know your Chinese scores are good... Please don't talk!

But in the end, their 5000-word review still passed, and Kitagawara felt that the main reason was what Nioh Masaharu said.

"...Then I'll rewrite it again."

"No need!" The dean waved his hand, "I'm afraid I'll have a heart attack."

***

On the way back to work, Nioh Masaharu began to be bored and had nothing to say, "Did you often write self-criticisms before? Your skillful movements are almost as good as my junior high school student."

"Maybe it's because I used to be half bad."

"Bad? You?"

No wonder Nioh Masaharu was surprised, Kitagawara's appearance is actually quite deceptive, the overall appearance is slender, and the black hair is always messy like a nerd.

"It can't be helped. The group of guys in junior high school always fight with me, so of course I have fought well, and if I can't fight, I run away. Over time, it will become bad."

Kitagawara's attitude is very calm, and what he said is very simple, but Nioh Masaharu always feels that the truth is a little more complicated.For example, why do they want to fight with you? To put it bluntly, they have only known each other for less than a day, so Masaharu Nioh knew what was interesting and didn't continue to ask.

We'll find out later, he thought.

***

Although he was a delinquent in junior high school, Kitagawara has no plans to resume his old career in high school.

The relatives he boarded with were so far away from his blood relationship that they could use ten "'s" in a row, and Bei Chuanyuan would not deliberately do these things to annoy them.His idea is actually simple, don't cause trouble, just finish high school as an ordinary high school student.

But often when people think this way, it’s not you who provoke things, but things that provoke you.

Having said that, there is one thing I have to say, that Kitagawara and Fushimi Saru Hiko are indeed incompatible, and they are born to be disliked.

But fortunately, neither of them is the type who likes to cause trouble on purpose. Only when others come to the door, they will occasionally respond.

Besides, for Fushimi Saru Hiko at that time, there was a lot of dissatisfaction accumulated in his body. From his point of view, Kitagawara was just nothing special among the objects he hated.

As for how it turned into a commotion that became known to the whole school, the two of them had a tacit understanding that it was the teacher's fault.

At the beginning of school, the head teacher didn't know much about the students in the class. Most of them took the school grades as their first impression.In this way, the two people whose test scores were almost the same in the first few times of school were arranged to sit together by the head teacher on the grounds of healthy competition.

Later, it turned out that there is no healthy competition, only a vicious circle.

Kitagawara spent a total of three classes accepting the guy next to him who is always gloomy and looks like everyone owes him 500 million to be his deskmate, and then spent three more classes convincing himself that Fushimi Saru Hiko is just ugly , maybe the soul inside is very beautiful.

The former was relatively successful, while the latter... Bei Chuanyuan spent another week getting along with each other as if they were air.

It's just that this kind of peaceful day when each other was air didn't last long.

When school is about to end, you are alone in an empty gymnasium, the door is blocked, and a few people are gearing up and walking towards you with malicious smiles.

Desperate.Bei Chuan originally thought, I am desperate for this bloody plot of campus bullying.

If there is any difference, Kitagawara glanced blankly at Fushimi Saru Hiko who was on duty with him next to him, probably it was just a personal difference.

So I hate having rosters by seat...

"It's you this time." Having experienced it many times, Kitagawara didn't pay the slightest attention to the troublemakers on the opposite side, but turned his head and said to Fushimi, "I haven't seen these people before, this time it must be Came to trouble you."

Fushimi sneered, disapproving, "Looks like you said the same thing last time."

The last time Fushimi said was that when the two of them were cleaning the utility room, they were suddenly locked in there.It was later discovered that that person was out to get revenge on Bei Chuanyuan for causing him to be found cheating during the exam.As for Fushimi, it just happened by the way.

"That can't be said. If you count the probability, there are obviously more people who come to revenge on you than those who come to revenge on me." Bei Chuanyuan counted with his fingers, "Last week, we were on duty together for two days. God, there are five times in total who came to make trouble, and four of them came to take revenge on you."

"Does it count by person?" Fushimi did not admit defeat, "At most four people came to trouble me, and the last time I came to you, they brought a group of people."

Maybe it was because they couldn't argue with each other in the end, so the two had no choice but to focus on the bad boys who came here.

"Say!" They said tacitly, "Who are you looking for!"

Bad boy: ...

The six people who came were divided into two distinct factions.Three of them point to Kitagawara, and the other three point to Fushimi Saruhiko.

It's all right now, the division of labor is clear, let's see what mess you guys are still struggling with here!

The delinquent boy hadn't been happy for long before he realized that things were developing in an unimaginable direction.

"Boss," one of the people who came to ask for trouble was a little confused, "what's the situation?"

Shouldn't we take revenge on them?

How did they fight by themselves?

While typing, his mouth didn't stop.

"Look at those people who come to trouble you, all of them are burly, can they compare with those who come to me?"

"Don't forget that you have two taekwondo clubs over there. Can the professional ones compare with the street gangsters?"

……

The unscrupulous teenagers fell into silence collectively.

What are you tmd comparing to? !

who I am?Where am I?what am i doing here

They looked at each other and suddenly felt that their lives had lost their purpose.

"What are you doing in there?!" There was a sudden shout from outside.

The unscrupulous teenagers who came to make trouble immediately froze in place.

Kitagawara and Fushimi Saruhiko looked at each other, let out a "tss", and then withdrew their hands in a timely manner.

The teacher who came to watch the night pushed open the half-closed door, and it was Kitagawara and Fushimi who greeted them in disgrace, apparently just after a group fight.

The teacher's face immediately turned as black as coal.

"You guys, call my parents over right now!"

He shouted angrily at several delinquent boys, and then showed a comforting smile to Kitagawara and Fushimi, "Go to the infirmary first, I will deal with these people properly."

"Don't worry," he pulled the two of them up from the ground, his voice sounded very gentle and understanding to the bad boys, "The teacher will make the decision for you."