[Comprehensive] Disaster caused by SMS confession

Putting the harsh words here, the next step is naturally to pull out extras.

Osamu Dazai lifted up half of the curtain in the back room with one hand, just as he was trying to pull Kitagawara, who is now the heroine, out like in a French romantic movie, but Osamu Dazai fished the air several times with his hand Didn't even touch a corner of the clothes.

At this moment, Bei Chuanyuan was almost standing against the wall behind him. Looking at the hand fumbling in the air in front of him, he made up his mind that he would never cooperate.

Nonsense, whoever wants to die in love with him is not stupid.

What's more... Bei Chuanyuan imagined the scene where he ran into an acquaintance after going out, and thought it would be better to choke to death here.

If you suffocate it into a tomato, let it be a tomato, it is still intact now, and it may rot after going out.

After all, Osamu Dazai was not an ordinary person. He stretched out his hand as if nothing had happened, with no embarrassment on his face, and even showed a relaxed smile, and said, "It seems that Mr. Sawada is too scary. He doesn't seem to be very old. As if you dare to come out."

...is it my fault?Tsunayoshi Sawada twitched the corner of his mouth, not knowing how to evaluate the opponent's behavior of subverting right and wrong.

Osamu Dazai sighed decently, made a "please wait a moment" gesture, and then lifted the curtain again, intending to pull Kitagawara out.

At this time, Sawada Tsunayoshi actually wanted to complain.Now is the negotiation scene, can you feel a little bit that your situation is not good, you are so calm, but I am panicked.

"You come out."

Kitagawara shook his head.

"Don't you just have the heart to watch me being taken away by them, won't your conscience hurt?"

Bei Chuanyuan shook his head resolutely, and then said, "It's okay, you will still be taken away by them when I go out, and they may also take me away with a package."

"Are you really going to die?"

"You asked for it," Kitagawara replied quickly, definitely not revenge for Dazai Osamu's previous behavior, "and whoever told you to say that, it was for one person, and it doesn't matter how old you are now. Normal people hear They'll all think you're either crazy or stupid."

When they spoke, their voices were kept very soft, and it was Osamu Dazai who started first, probably to prevent outsiders from eavesdropping, but Kitagawara didn't think it was necessary.What else is necessary?Just such a low-level lie, it's fake at first glance, okay? !The reason why he cooperates very well is mainly because there is a person standing outside who he knows and who can be called a very close relationship.

Kitagawara made up his mind not to go out, and Osamu Dazai refused to make a big move because the difference in stature due to age played a role here.So Osamu Dazai gave up very happily, thinking that he is obviously a brain school, why should he do what the martial arts school does.

It's time to get everything done with your wits.

Osamu Dazai rolled his eyes, with a sly smile on his face.Although Kitagawara was not very familiar with Osamu Dazai, he felt a chill down his spine for a moment, and had a rather bad premonition.

"You know the man out there."

Declarative sentence, the tone is affirmative.Once you hear it, you will know that you will not accept any objections.Although it is also true.

you--

No, at this time, you must never say "how did you know?" This kind of self-exposing words, Kitagawara reacted promptly, "It's nothing, I'm just an ordinary person, how could I follow the mafia who chased you down?" What about the relationship?"

The logic of this sentence is perfect, Osamu Dazai squinted his eyes, and couldn't find the loophole in this sentence for a while.Although he was suspicious at first, and the routine seems to have failed, but there must be something that he has overlooked.

But even if the other party doesn't admit it, does he think he has no other way?

"It doesn't matter if you don't admit it, the other party is outside anyway," Osamu Dazai said indifferently, "I can't pull you out, so can't I call the other party in? It will be very clear if we recognize it or not."

"Even if you don't know each other, it's just like what I said outside, you can die with me." After speaking, he showed a disgusted expression, "But thinking about it this way, it is really hopeless How to die."

Bei Chuanyuan suddenly had the urge to go to the temple to burn incense and worship Buddha if the day can be successfully concluded.

What are these things? !

"If you know him, there is still room for maneuver in today's matter," Dazai Osamu persuasively said, "If you really don't know him, we have no choice but to die."

This is of course false, and Dazai still has at least five ways to escape.However, there is a price to be paid more or less. The most important thing is that among these methods, the only thing in common is that they all need to ask Zhongyuan Zhongya for help.A few days ago, when they separated and escaped, they just made a bet. If anyone asks the other party for help, he must agree to the other party's request.

Although Dazai Osamu was shameless, it was nothing to lose these bets, but thinking of the smug look on Nakahara Chuya's face when he came, Dazai Osamu rejected all these methods altogether.

"I advise you to tell the truth."

Osamu Dazai said it as if their life and death were at stake, and if they didn't make a quick decision, they would surely die.But Kitagawara knew in his heart that of course it wasn't, and even if it was true, it would be Dazai Osamu alone.It has nothing to do with him.

"...I do know him," Bei Chuanyuan simply confessed, "but so what, as long as I go out, the scene will be embarrassing at most, and there will be no danger to life. To put it bluntly, this is your business alone , It’s a problem between you mafia, I don’t have any reason to be implicated by you for no reason. Don’t say that I seem to be on the same boat as you now.”

"I'm more curious about the relationship between you and him now." Osamu Dazai looked at Kitagawara thoughtfully, "You seem a little too sure that he won't do anything to you. Or should I say you are ignorant Don't be afraid, the one standing in front of you, whether it's me or the group of people outside, is the mafia, and the mafia doesn't have such a thing as friendship in the universal sense."

"The so-called companions they talk about only take effect when two people are in the same family." Dazai Osamu suddenly raised the corners of his mouth and smiled, and asked closer, "Where do you come from so confident?"

"Well, forget it," he quickly backed away, "it's not interesting to hear you say those clichés about friendship and passion. I didn't want to do it, after all, it's really too tasteless."

Osamu Dazai didn't wait for Kitagawara's response, because before that, he had already collapsed.

"This medicinal powder is really easy to use." Osamu Dazai rubbed the white powder on his fingers, "If I hadn't gotten used to smelling it, I would have fallen down too."

Osamu Dazai kicked Kitagawara with his feet, and after confirming that the other party would not wake up again, he put away all expressions on his face.

Although it is really boring to take hostages, it is still much better than owing favors to Zhongye in the Central Plains.

Sorry, no smile on his face, poor stranger.

***

When Osamu Dazai walked out again, he was still alone.

Sawada Tsunayoshi was not surprised at all, and was even more "as expected", he felt that the person Dazai Osamu mentioned did not exist early in the morning.As for the other party's repeated behavior as if he was a showman, it can only be regarded as the other party's delaying time.Furthermore, even if there is such a person, his general policy will not change.

But he was not in a hurry, instead allowing the other party to delay.From this point of view, he seems a little too cautious, and he will probably be sneered at by Hibari Kyoumi.Just thinking of the chasing troops who had suffered serious damage from chasing and killing Nakahara Chuya, he couldn't relax his vigilance against Osamu Dazai, who was rated even higher by Li Baoen.

Although his intuition told him that the opponent's combat power was not terrible.But today he always feels a little heavy in his heart, as if something is pressing on his heart. When he feels this way, it is usually because of troublesome things other than what is going to happen.

"Mr. Zetian, you are right," the other party spoke first, "If I really cared about him, I wouldn't be in danger. So I beg you here, I can go with you, but please be sure to put the one behind me That one leaves."

"...Of course there is no problem." Anyway, he didn't intend to implicate the innocent.

Tsunayoshi Sawada noticed that his group had attracted the attention of many other people who came to the bookstore, and smiled bitterly in his heart.

Let's end it quickly, he thought, originally he was not good at this kind of thing, if Guiji came, he would do it better than him, and so did Yamamoto.It's a pity that Li Baoen will not let go of any opportunity that is said to be able to exercise his abilities.

...it's just so weird.Could Osamu Dazai be this kind of person?

"Sure enough," Dazai Osamu suddenly raised his head and smiled at him, "I've always heard that Vongola's Judaimu is extraordinarily benevolent and doesn't behave like a mafia, but I didn't expect it to be so."

Zetian Tsunayoshi's feeling of bad premonition is getting bigger and bigger after being praised.

"Since Mr. Zetian is so kind and agreed to my previous proposal, why don't we switch roles again."

Osamu Dazai tore off the entire curtain, so that Tsunayoshi Sawada could see Kitagawara fainted on the ground.Of course, he didn't have the strength to drag the other party out, it would be better to just tear off the curtain cloth quickly - although the curtain cloth is so strong, it is a bit beyond his expectation, anyway, the effect is the same.

"If you let me go, he will stay with you. How about it, a good exchange?"

It was the first time for Osamu Dazai to do this kind of hostage-taking, so he could be called a novice.

What are you going to do after you finish threatening?

He thought about it, and felt more and more that such a substandard thing was not suitable for him.Dazai Osamu slowly took out a small knife, and waved it twice in front of Tsunayoshi Sawada, which was not very common at first glance.

"Let me go, or kill him."

As Osamu Dazai read it, he felt extremely disgusted at the same time. These are all useless lines.

Tsunayoshi Sawada's current mood can only be described by the word "speechless".

"It seems that you don't care about him very much." Osamu Dazai felt that the expression on Tsunayoshi Sawada's face was a little strange, and he was a little depressed for a while, "There is no response to this, and you shouldn't send someone up to take my sword at this time , and take him away?"

Then he can proceed to the next step. There are still some medicine powder and ** left, so it is not a problem to escape while taking advantage of the chaos.Osamu Dazai's physical skills are not good, but his escape skills are still good.

However, the person in front of him is motionless, how can he proceed to the next step?

"...There's no need for that," Tsunayoshi Sawada rubbed his temples, and kindly reminded, "Dazai-kun, turn around and have a look."

Why look back, isn't it the picture of Beichuanyuan——

"...Ahhhhhhh!"

Osamu Dazai, who was closest, was the first to be sneezed on the face.

"...You pretended to inhale the powder on purpose." Dazai Osamu looked resentful and heartbroken, "I thought you were pure and unpretentious, but I didn't expect you to be a showman."

He finally sighed resignedly, "I should have found out earlier, you didn't seem to smell it at that time."

Originally, he could barely achieve the effect of taking hostages by being stunned by Kitagawara, but now that he woke up, Osamu Dazai felt that he basically had nothing to count on.

"Although you may not believe it," Tsunayoshi Sawada said clearly, "but I don't think Senior pretended to be like this on purpose to lie to you."

Dazai made it clear that he didn't believe it.

Bei Chuanyuan felt that his brain was still dizzy, he still inhaled a little medicine powder, he was still not very clear-headed, the effect of the medicine powder was really good, according to the normal amount, it could really stun him for 24 hours.

He asked suspiciously, "... what powder, what smell, what drama?"

what happened?Why can't I understand any of these people's words?

"...I've blown the air conditioner too much these days, and my nose is blocked," Bei Chuanyuan said vaguely, with a very unconscious look on his face, and he was indeed very unconscious, but at this time, it's good to apologize anyway, "Sorry, what do you want me to smell?"

The author has something to say:

Originally, I wanted to write a little stalk today, but I wasted time just writing this plot. I really can’t make it in time, sorry.