[Comprehensive] Disaster caused by SMS confession

Sakata Gintoki curled up his fingers, knocked impatiently on the table next to Minano Shuichi, and didn't even bother to say a word, "Where's the person?"

Minano Hideo didn't even raise her head, "Same as usual."

"... Does Kitagawara have a special interest in skipping classes?"

"I don't think so," Minano Shuichi replied after thinking for a moment, "I only saw him skip your class, and the other teachers' classes were also good."

Sakata Yinshi suddenly felt that his face was in jeopardy, so he forced to put on a majestic look, and the long ruler in his hand slapped the wooden table, "Teacher, do I look so easy to bully?"

"Of course not," Minano Shuichi replied quickly, "because you are easy to bribe. The owner of the store where he often buys strawberry milk gives him a [-]% discount because he is a regular customer."

Minano Shuichi did not deliberately lower the volume of his voice, it was enough for the people around him to hear clearly.However, because of Sakata Gintoki's frightening gaze, they still kept their heads down, pretending they didn't hear anything.

"Cough." Sakata Yinshi bent down, gritted his teeth and lowered his voice, "Tell him, teacher, I am very angry now, and ask him to come back and apologize to me immediately! Call now!"

Minano Hideichi nodded in understanding, but still asked out of kindness, "Are you sure you want to call now?"

He glanced at the people around him who obviously pricked up their ears, "Would it be inconvenient in the self-study class?"

"Hit!" Sakata Gintoki said with a serious expression.

"Hey, where are you now—"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I have something to say later!" There was a whirring wind from the other end of the phone, and Bei Chuanyuan's voice was obviously a little hurried, and there was a gasp that was obviously not breathing well.

Minano Hideichi frowned slightly, "What are you doing now?"

"...I can't tell for a while...just...have you ever played Temple Run?"

"……what?"

"...Anyway, what I'm doing now is similar to that game, I can't continue talking to you, that guy is catching up again!"

"Wait, Sakata-sensei said—"

"Leave him alone, if he asks, just tell him," the other party's voice became extremely sad in an instant, "If I can get out alive this time, let alone strawberry milk, the dessert shop next to the school, he I'll treat him to eat as much as he can eat...he's dead!"

"...In short, that's how it is." Nanye Shuichi hadn't figured out what was going on, so he had to repeat what Kitagawara said first, "Looking at his appearance, it seems that he really won't be able to come back for a while, how about Teacher, will you forgive him again?"

Sakata Gintoki was silent for a moment.

Finally, sighing, he stretched out his hand and patted Minano Shuichi's shoulder, showing an overly gentle smile, "What are you talking about, teacher, of course I choose to forgive him."

"By the way, remember to call me when he comes back. I will wait for him at the dessert shop."

Minano Shuichi: "..."

***

Many experiences of Kitagawara have proved that good things are like a flash in the pan and always happen rarely; bad things are like going to the market, which is continuous and always comes in waves.

Bei Chuanyuan thought that when he walked out of the bookstore, it was the end of today's bad things, but he never expected that it was just the beginning.

Central Plains also has the same feeling.He was very impatient looking for someone, especially Osamu Dazai.The level of impatience immediately added several recipes.Apart from these subjective factors, from an objective point of view, he is actually not very good at finding people.His experience in finding Osamu Dazai is limited to fishing him in the river and rummaging in other people's fishing nets. If it is more difficult, forgive him for being really inexperienced.

However, there are only a few ways to find people throughout the ages.The missing persons notice is first ruled out.Not to mention whether it is a vendetta written by an insider or a wanted warrant issued by the police in the eyes of insiders.If the Central Plains has the patience and temper to go to Osamu Dazai, he may be the leader in a year.

I've endured all this pain, what else can't I do?

The rest, ordinary and efficient...

As the saying goes, if you don’t understand a question, you should ask it. Zhong Yuanzhong also walked on the street and grabbed a passerby’s sleeve casually, “Let me ask, have you ever seen such a person?”

Bei Chuanyuan was caught off guard when he was stopped, and as soon as his mind came to his senses, he saw the portrait of a figure that was close to his nose.

... My god, is this painting a person?

The distorted lines, the uninhibited outlines... Bei Chuanyuan asked in confusion, "Let me ask, are you studying abstraction?"

"Huh?" Zhong Yuanzhong didn't even realize that there was something wrong with his five-second instant painting, "Is it important not to draw abstractly? I just want to ask if you have seen this person before."

It's important, you've drawn it like this, I can't even determine his species, family, and family. Who knows if I've seen him before!

Bei Chuanyuan took a deep breath and squatted down slightly, "Why don't you... describe it in words?"

He has always been very patient with children.Even Dazai Osamu's kind of patience and patience can pass, not to mention the person in front of him, although his tone sounds old-fashioned, but he doesn't look like Dazai Osamu.

Bei Chuanyuan reckoned that he was about the same height when he was eleven or twelve years old.

"Probably..." Zhong Yuanzhong also gestured twice with his hand, "So tall, looks... like a dog, looks like a scumbag, and then—"

Kitagawara made a stop gesture, "Stop, can you describe the other party objectively?"

"I'm very objective." Nakahara didn't feel that there was anything wrong with what he said. In fact, he felt that what he said was too euphemistic. How can Osamu Dazai be described as a mere scum and a dog? It can all be an adjective in its own right.

"Then... can you describe in detail what he looks like, or what kind of clothes he is wearing?"

"The same black clothes as me, with bandages around the neck... There seems to be some on the arms..."

The more Bei Chuanyuan listened, the more he felt that something was wrong, but he always felt that things should not be so coincidental. Besides, although the port gang was originally a criminal organization, it would not be possible to recruit some underage child laborers.

Anyway, it is also a well-known organization in Yokohama, so there is such a shortage of manpower?

"... What's his name?" Kitagawara asked tentatively.

"Osamu Dazai...hey, why are you running?"

Bei Chuanyuan felt that the port gang was about to end. Although talents had to be cultivated from an early age, they couldn't recruit all child labor.He thought about Dazai Osamu's character has become so terrifying, this guy who looks more fierce than Dazai Osamu must be worse than him, can't afford to provoke him, can't I still hide?So without saying a word, turn around and run away.

Kitagawara's performance, Chuya Nakahara could not have noticed something tricky, even if he had never met Osamu Dazai, he must be someone who knew the truth.He took his handmade portrait and asked for a long time before he met such a person who might know, and there was absolutely no reason to let the other person go.

In terms of speed, it is really difficult for Bei Chuanyuan to run across the Central Plains, and he can only get rid of the opponent by scurrying around.It was just that when he was running around, he suddenly thought, why didn't he lie to the other party that he hadn't seen it, in that case, there would be so many troubles now.

However, no matter how regretful I was, the racing race had already begun.

Bei Chuan originally wanted to run to a place with many people, so that the other party would have some scruples.However, with the blessing of his Lu Chi debuff, at first he could see a few people around to cover him, but the more he ran forward, the fewer people there were.Up to now, there is not even a single person in sight.

Only when he saw the buildings not far away did he understand the reason for the lack of people.During the weekdays, how many people will come to the shrine without incident?Or this kind of place that if he hadn't been crazy, he might not be able to find it in his entire life.

Although he thought about going to the shrine to burn incense and worship gods to get rid of bad luck after today's affairs were over, it came true too quickly.

"Where do you want to go?" Compared with Bei Chuanyuan's panting and out of breath, Zhongyuanzhong's breath seemed much more stable.

Kitagawara looked at Nakahara Chuya who was walking slowly, and suddenly felt that it was not easy for the other party to show the aura of coming to collect debts at such a height.

"Tell me, you should know where Dazai is?"

Bei Chuanyuan's pupils suddenly dilated, and he pointed behind him and shouted, "Behind you... there is..."

"Stop talking nonsense." Zhong Yuan thought to himself, this kind of trick is not even bothered to use in film and television dramas, and the other party doesn't know how to update it.Of course he could tell if there was anyone behind him, but the terrified expression was quite real, comparable to Osamu Dazai who was possessed by a showman.

"I'm not joking...you turn around."

Zhong Yuanzhong said impatiently, "If there is someone behind me, I'll—"

"Humanity?"

The white-haired and red-clothed boy tilted his head behind Nakahara Chuya, and then a slightly malicious smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.

……

Bei Chuanyuan looked at Zhong Yuanzhong who was running away with him, and he was also very shocked, "I thought you would stay and fuck him hard."

"I'm not stupid," Nakahara Zhongya explained, "Before he spoke, I didn't realize his existence at all. I can't beat such a person in all likelihood."

These words refreshed Kitagawara's perception of him, "I thought you were impulsive."

Zhong Yuanzhong also gave him a disdainful look, too lazy to speak.

The current situation is not good, Zhongyuan Zhong also sent out a signal decisively, using the ability may be able to get out of the predicament, but without the help of Osamu Dazai, he can be killed by his own ability without the help of others.

……

... No, Zhong Yuanzhong also sent out the signal a few seconds before he thought slowly, is that guy waiting for me to rescue him?

***

The signal sent by Nakahara Chuya successfully prevented Osamu Dazai from falling asleep in front of the mafia.

But Osamu Dazai feels that he is not the main responsibility for this matter, he is not the one who caused the misunderstanding, and the main reason for the other party's misunderstanding is not him.As for the fact that they have their own share of the topic center, he doesn't really care too much. He has always been the topic center wherever he goes, so it's not surprising.

What's more, he is happy to let these people help him delay time, and he only needs to wait for the arrival of Zhongye from the Central Plains with peace of mind.Although Osamu Dazai often ridiculed Nakahara Chuya openly and secretly, he had to brag about the opponent's big move at this time. Although he might not be able to fight, it would definitely be more than enough to escape.

It's a pity that the world is unpredictable, Nakahara Chuya's rescue Dazai Osamu was delayed, and finally he waited for the other party's request for rescue signal.

Seeing the signal lights turn on, Osamu Dazai felt a bit of mmp in his heart, and felt that it was a mistake for him to place his hopes on Nakaya Nakahara.

He has to do something.

Instead of watching Tsunayoshi Sawada take the signal device from him, and then kill him and Nakahara Chuya, he has to do something.

At such times, preemptive strikes are the only way out.

Osamu Dazai took the initiative to pick up the signal device, waved it in front of Tsunayoshi Sawada, and then raised a confident smile on his face, "It seems that the dominance is on me again now."

"……What's the meaning?"

"Beagawara is in the hands of my companion." To be honest, Dazai Osamu thinks that his talent in this area is not comparable to that of ordinary people. "Just now, he sent me a signal."

Of course, the rescue signal does not have this meaning. Apart from positioning, it does not have the ability to convey any meaning other than calling for rescue.Kitagawara... who knows where he is.

But it's not impossible to use it to fool enemies who don't know it.

Sawada Tsunayoshi pondered for a while and said, "You can't prove it."

"Indeed," Dazai Osamu was sweating on the palm of his hand holding the annunciator, but his face was still calm, "but so what?"

"If it were me," Osamu Dazai raised his voice, "I would rather believe it than believe it. After all—"

"That's who you really care about."

***

Temple Run.

Maybe it's not really a temple, but it's a shrine.

Bai Mao pursued closely, the speed of the other party was very fast, but it seemed that it was not the limit of the other party.

"Who is that guy in the back?"

"It's a monster." Such eyes, hair, and ears are definitely not what normal humans can have.Bei Chuanyuan didn't know whether he didn't pay attention before, or it was the active period of monsters recently, it seemed that no matter where he went, he would meet one or two monsters.

"Can you give a reliable answer?" Zhong Yuanzhong also sneered at this answer, "Monsters don't exist. Even a seven-year-old child knows this scientific fact."

"Are you talking about science with me?" Bei Chuanyuan's face was incredulous, "You are a supernatural being talking about science with me? I didn't say that... I thought that there should be no such person as Newton in the textbooks of people like you—— "

Their argument ended in the white hair that suddenly appeared in front of them.

Inuyasha's original idea was actually to scare the two humans away. Anyone who wanted to scare was scared and ran away, but this direction was a bit wrong.

Originally, I thought I was going to drive these two people out of the shrine, but who would have thought that these two people would run into the shrine so that they would not die.

Fortunately, it didn't take much effort to catch up with the two humans. Inuyasha stood in front of them in about a breath. He snorted coldly, and was about to throw the two people out before Kagome came back.

At the same time, Kitagawara took a deep breath, and then took another deep breath, feeling deeply the profoundness of monster culture.

His tone was extremely shocking, "Huskies can actually become spirits."

Nakahara Chuya: "...how do you know that he belongs to a husky?"

Although Inuyasha didn't know what Husky meant, he felt that he had absolutely nothing to do with it. His voice was a little annoyed, "I'm not a Husky!"

"Oh," Bei Chuanyuan responded, and it made sense after thinking about it, "So it's Corgi?"