[Comprehensive] Disaster caused by SMS confession

From his point of view, he could see the continuous heavy rain outside the window through the glass window of the hotel, the waves on the sea were endless, and the waves rolled up and beat the rock peaks, like a fierce beast.

Bei Chuanyuan's current mood is like the dark clouds outside the window and the rainstorm pouring down.

... can't be separated.

He had reason to believe that Fushimi Saru Hiko had definitely tied a knot, because after pulling for a long time with his strength, the rope that tied his wrist to the bedpost had no tendency to loosen at all.The most terrible thing was that even his feet were tied tightly with ropes, which made him into a disposable chopsticks that couldn't be broken apart.

"Don't bother."

Fushimi Saru Hiko was lying on the other side of the double bed, he yawned softly, but his eyes were not sleepy.

"There are two knots on the hands, and two knots on the feet." He casually picked up the magazine next to him and flipped through two pages. "By the way, they are all dead knots."

"...Are you afraid there is something wrong with it?" His chopsticks are probably glued with 502 glue, and they cannot be broken apart. I guess the only way to go is to burn jade and stone together.When Bei Chuanyuan found out at first, he still wanted to struggle, and kept cursing with masked words in his mouth.But cursing and cursing, Fushimi Saruhiko seemed to be deaf and didn't respond at all, but he was exhausted himself.

When Fushimi heard this, the movements of his hands paused, and he leaned over in front of Kitagawara's face, his voice was slightly lowered, matching his tone, and he looked a little gloomy.

"You asked for it."

***

Time has to go back several hours.

Kitagawara's mood instantly improved the moment he got off the car.

...that's weird.

But to be more precise, in the first few hours when he got off the car, his mood was as clear and clear as the weather at that time. As for why it turned into dark clouds and heavy rain, it was purely because the situation in front of him was exactly the same. weather.

House seemingly endless rain.

"...The waves are still really big." Nioh Masaharu came over holding an umbrella, the expression on his face was not pretty, it was the same type of expression as Bei Chuanyuan's ashen eyes.

In fact, most students feel this way.

Suddenly, a typhoon day that makes people unprepared.

Standing on the side of the road and looking at the sea in the distance, the waves wave after wave, and they tend to become more and more ferocious.The muddy land where seafood is grown nearby is also submerged by seawater, and the seawater is about to rise to the platform.

The international practice of weather forecasting depends seven points on science and three points on luck.And while the general trend is always right, the little details are never quite right.For example, this time, the school originally decided to study at the nearby seaside.However, in view of the weather forecast reporting that the local area will encounter strong typhoon weather, it is the long-distance bus and the train that rushed here.

However, when they arrived here, they found that the typhoon's influence area in the weather forecast was a bit wrong.Perhaps using a large map to see its path is indeed similar to that reported in the weather forecast, but if you zoom in, it will look very subtle, but if you experience it in real life, there will be a terrible psychological gap.

The promised weather is sunny, but what about cloudless?

Bei Chuanyuan thought of the swimming trunks, sunglasses and all kinds of seaside necessities that took up a lot of space in his backpack, and suddenly felt an urge to throw them away.

In the end, there was no other way, and the school still felt that it would be better to wait and see, as the typhoon might pass after two or three days.However, despite this comfort, when everyone arrived at the hotel, most of them were overwhelmed with a mushroom cloud of mental explosion, which did not dissipate for a long time.

The mushroom cloud above Bei Chuanyuan's head was even bigger.

So arranging hotel rooms according to the seats in the class is also a terrible thing.

This time, Bei Chuan didn't even think about it, he felt that he absolutely couldn't bear it.Being at the same table with Fushimi Saru Hiko has already exhausted all his patience and reason. If he were to be in the same room and sleep in the same bed again, it would probably blow up the place with a gasoline torch.

"No." The teacher's voice was firm and ruthless, "How old are you? If you have any conflicts, let me tell you, you may develop feelings for each other."

The teacher's statement is subtle, and no matter how it sounds, it sounds like he came from the theater next door that "persuades peace and does not persuade divisions".

"And let's be honest." The teacher took a look at the two people, "You two can harm each other and harm each other, and you can accumulate a little bit of virtue, so don't harm other classmates."

"..."

So for one reason or another, Kitagawara and Fushimi Saruhiko lay on the bed and stared at each other.

"You go to sleep first."

"You go to sleep first."

"Just kidding," Bei Chuanyuan looked disdainful, "Will I give you a chance to kick the sleeping me on the ground?"

"To each other," Fushimi Saru Hiko sneered, "I think you should prepare the floor mat you brought for yourself."

They stared at each other defiantly.It seems that you can get the other person out of bed with just your own eyes.Of course this is impossible in every sense of the word.

The final result is nothing more than two people staring together with sore eyes, and then falling asleep tiredly together.However, the probability of this peaceful ending is a little higher than that of a meteorite hitting the earth.

Even though she fell asleep in the end, she fell asleep——

But being woken up after falling asleep is commonplace all over the world, especially when you're next to someone who isn't a good sleeper.

The two of them really stared at each other sorely, the tortuous and painful process was far from comparable to the level of small games such as "one, two, three wooden men" or "whoever blinks first loses".

When the eyes are sore, you will want to close them; when you close your eyes in bed, you will want to sleep.

This is of course human nature.

When you sleep, you get kicked hard in the stomach and you wake up, and when you wake up, you want to throw the person who kicked you under the bed.

This is of course human nature.

And Fushimi Saru than ancient not just think.

He looked indifferently at Bei Chuanyuan who had rolled to the ground together with the quilt (the strange thing is that he is still not awake yet), and then lay back indifferently, trying to regain the feeling of falling asleep.

Of course Kitagawara would not let him relax so easily.

Fushimi Saru Hiko felt someone grab his ankle, and the corner of his mouth twitched, because this was not the end yet.Bei Chuanyuan seemed to regard his feet as some kind of climbing tool. Not only was his hand getting tighter and tighter, he even felt his body was sliding down.

I'm afraid this person is poisonous!

He unceremoniously tore Kitagawara's hand away from his foot.He couldn't be more polite, holding on so tightly was like grabbing a lifebuoy while drowning, even worse than that.

Fushimi Ape Hiko now has a lot of swear words that he wants to swear, from the first letter of the Roman accent to the last, and maybe it can reach the level that makes others marvel at his vocabulary reserve.

It's just that he didn't say anything in the end, after all, it's not pleasant to talk or curse with a guy who will never get a response when he's asleep.The former is tantamount to talking to himself, while the latter will only let himself vent the anger that he can't completely vent, and then feel even more depressed.

Fushimi Ape Hiko rarely does meaningless things.

Not only to solve the current problems, but also to eradicate future problems.

Bei Chuanyuan heard a low voice in a daze.

"You asked for it."

It's all about gnashing of teeth.

***

"You asked for it."

This is the second time Fushimi Saru Hiko has said this.

"You're looking for a ghost," Bei Chuanyuan said immediately, "I slept well, you must have framed me", "I slept well by myself, why would I trouble you when I have time?"

I had expected that he would say that, after all, drunkards would never remember what they did when they were drunk, and sleepy gods would often not remember how earth-shattering things they could do when they were sleepy.

Fushimi Saru Hiko sneered, immediately took out the mobile phone from his pocket, tapped the screen a few times nimbly with his fingers, and then put the bright mobile phone interface in front of Kitagawara's eyes.

Bei Chuan originally wanted to say the line "I'm not I don't have" to the person with a bad sleeping position on the phone interface, but the evidence has been conclusive to this point, and it doesn't seem to make sense to be a dead duck.

"Okay I'm sorry."

Kitagawara's attitude of admitting his mistakes was not sincere, and he dismissed the other party in a few syllables.He knew in his heart that even if he was sincere, Fushimi Saruhiko might not be willing to buy him, and he might even mock him maliciously.

Bei Chuanyuan often feels that he and Fushimi Saru Hiko have unresolved old accounts from past and present lives, and that's why they end up with enmity that can't be written in several books now.Thinking about it this way, anyway, this person was thoroughly offended 800 years ago, and there is no need to care whether the degree of offense is more or less.

"Very good," as expected, the other party smiled for a while, and then immediately returned to the expressionless state, "Then you can continue to lie like this."

"...Let's discuss whether it's okay." Bei Chuanyuan felt that if he kept lying in this state for a night, his back pain would be light, "I was on the floor, and you cut my rope."

He didn't talk about untying the rope, after all, there were two dead knots, and judging by Fushimi Saruhiko's way of doing things, it was definitely not an ordinary dead knot.

"I refuse." Fushimi Saru Hiko adhered to the good principle of never explaining when he can speak with pictures, and put out the picture of Kitagawara sleeping and scratching his ankles, without concealing the sarcasm in his voice, " I also have to think about the quality of my sleep."

"...Yes," Bei Chuanyuan's tone changed suddenly, "Don't you want quality sleep?"

He obviously had the mentality of dying and breaking the net, "If you don't cut the rope, I'll sing the school song in your ears all night!"

Fushimi Saru Hiko didn't take it seriously, "It's really rare, you still remember the lyrics of the school song."

"..." Who would memorize that kind of thing if they have nothing to do.

"Then I will recite the text for you all night!" Annoying will annoy you to death.

"Thank you for the hypnosis."

"...Don't force me."

"I'm just forcing you," Fushimi Saru Hiko said with a fearless look on his face, "Tell me, I'm also curious, what other messy tricks do you have?"

Kitagawara took a deep breath.

Although the hands are tied, this is the advantage of the slender fingers.Although he could only grope around the small area of ​​the wall behind him, it was better than doing nothing, not to mention that he was lucky enough to touch something like a button.

The alarm sounded suddenly.

"What did you press?!"

Kitagawara shook his head honestly, expressing that he really didn't know, and then guessed kindly, "...it seems to be a fire alarm."

Fushimi Saru than ancient: "..."

***

The typhoon seemed to pass by the city unintentionally, and soon left in a circle.However, when all the students ushered in their own pleasant study tour by the sea, Fushimi Saruhiko and Kitagawara ushered in the second typhoon day.

"Aren't you two unhappy when you don't cause trouble?" The homeroom teacher was also very tired, "The fire button is so big, are you illiterate or blind? And—"

He also paused here, obviously thinking of the suffocating scene, even though he had seen many big scenes, he was a little bit speechless.

...what the hell is this called?

Kitagawara remained silent, but Fushimi Saru Hiko gave him a hard look.

In any case, they were at fault for this matter. Apart from gritting their teeth and swallowing it, they couldn't blame the staff for being too dedicated to their duties. As soon as they heard the alarm, they came with full armor.

The worst thing is that in a crisis, let alone knock on the door, you don't even bother to look for the key, and you just kick the door in.

Fushimi Saru Bigushang hadn't found the scissors yet, and Beichuanyuan still had the expression that he would rather die than surrender even if he died together.

The teacher who saw this scene had a delicate expression.

What kind of subtle method?

About two or three seconds later, he kicked back the door that had been opened with a lot of force.

When Kitagawara finally escaped from the clutches of the teacher, Nioh Masaharu could almost see "Everything is not going well" written on his forehead like a horizontal scrip.

In this regard, Nioh Masaharu not only did not give him sympathy, but the expression on his face was as subtle as that of the teacher.

"I heard that you and Fushimi Saru Hiko didn't sleep at night and played a wrestling match in the room, and finally attracted the fire brigade because of the noise?"

Don't you need a comma in such a long sentence? !Bei Chuan was rummaging through his swimming trunks in the dressing room, and the floor was very slippery because of the wetness. Hearing this sentence, he almost lost his footing and staggered to the ground.

"The ghost wrestled with him!" Bei Chuanyuan's expression was distorted like a smashed watermelon, green, black, and red.

As the so-called gossip spreads, it does not only refer to the person who spreads it, but also the amount of content.There are a hundred Hamlets in a hundred readers, and there are a hundred ways to interpret a message, and there are even more ways to pass it on later.

"Also," Bei Chuanyuan felt that his stomach was hurting, "Your fire brigade will come because there is too much movement in the hotel room?"

"Yeah, I also don't think it's very reliable, so I believe in another version."

Nioh Masaharu met Kitagawara's horrified eyes.

"I heard that you and Fushimi Saru Hiko didn't sleep at night and played a wrestling match in the room, and finally attracted the fire brigade because of the loud noise?"

Didn't you just change one word from the previous statement? !

The angry expression on Kitagawara's face was as choppy as a typhoon's approaching sea.

Still half a synonym!

***

Bei Chuanyuan later rejected the squad leader's invitation to participate in the beach volleyball game. The reason given was that he was tired and needed to give him some time to think about what else is worthwhile in life.

Therefore, from Bei Chuanyuan's simple two words "heart tired", many people who eat melons have understood different meanings.As for understanding, it is natural to take practical action.

When Bei Chuanyuan finally slowed down a bit and came back, the strange eyes of everyone almost knocked back half of the progress bar that he had finally loaded up.

Fortunately, people are easily bored creatures. As soon as the beach volleyball match started next door, the popularity of the topic of Kitagawara immediately went down.

Even Bei Chuanyuan himself devoted all his attention to beach volleyball.

Later, Kitagawara asked Nioh Masaharu many times, as long as they are players, do they all have a fixed skill that they are proficient in ball games.

Bei Chuanyuan watched several tennis club members seriously explain how to play the volleyball like tennis, and at the same time push the people from the opposite volleyball club to the ground to hit him. Learn about ball games.

Just when Bei Chuanyuan watched the game more and more foggy, a phone call stopped him from refreshing his understanding of ball games again.

"Ah Yuan."

"Uncle?" Bei Chuanyuan was puzzled, obviously not understanding why he would call himself.

"I saw you, turn around."

Saibajo Ichiro did not wait for Kitagawara who turned back.Because after he finished that sentence, Bei Chuanyuan almost ran away in the opposite direction without thinking about it.The agility and quickness of the movement can even raise a cloud of dust.

Saibajo Ichiro: "..."

Bei Chuanyuan still had a bit of courtesy to his elders, although in fact it was almost gone. He didn't hang up the phone, and explained while running, "If you go out, or go far away, most likely you are here to collect ingredients; to collect ingredients , you will develop new dishes; if you want to develop new dishes, there will be failed products; if you want to verify whether it is a failed product, someone has to try it.”

Kitagawara said sincerely, "I really don't want to be the one who tasted it."

Saiba Seiichiro sighed, not saddened by the imminent loss of a subject.

"I can't outrun you young people, so..."

"so?"

Kitagawara didn't have to wait for the other party's answer.

One hand firmly grasped his arm, it was very strong, and it was a hand that often practiced shaking pots.

Kitagawara looked back in despair, and saw Xing Ping Chuangzhen's bright smiling face.

At this time, there must be a scene where the hero saves the beauty, otherwise the protagonist of this article will fall to the ground because of the failed product, and the plot will not be able to develop.

Unfortunately, Bei Chuanyuan was not lucky enough to meet a hero, but met a poor and helpless person in the same situation.

"...Senior?" Tsunayoshi Sawada ran out of breath as if escaping from some nightmare, and looked back with frightened eyes from time to time.

"You...how did you run so desperately?" Kitagawara managed to shake off Xinghei Chuangzhen's hand, and was out of breath all the way, and his head was a little dizzy, but he bumped into an acquaintance halfway.

"By the way, who's behind you?"

Kitagawara pointed suspiciously at the person who was chasing behind Tsunayoshi Sawada.

Sawada Tsunayoshi froze, just as he was about to run away regardless, a hand was lightly placed on his shoulder.

"Gang," Biyangqi's voice sounded no different from Yama's in Sawada Tsunayoshi's ears, "Come and try."

As she spoke, she handed over the lunch box in her hand.

Sawada Tsunayoshi naturally shook his head desperately, with a smirk on his face, "No, really no, I think my stomach may have a little indigestion."

On the other side, before Kitagawara had time to sigh, Xinghei Chuangzhen's voice, which was like a talisman, also sounded.

"I guarantee this trial...well," Xing Ping Chuangzhen scratched his face with his fingers, "There should be no adverse reactions."

"Aren't you still unable to guarantee this?!"

Facing the two devils standing in front of them, Kitagawara and Sawada Tsunayoshi could only keep backing away until they bumped into each other's backs.

"Senior, are you also..."

"...Same sickness and sympathy for each other." Bei Chuanyuan wanted to cry but had no tears.

"Then what do we do now?"

Kitagawara gritted his teeth, and suddenly grabbed Sawada Tsunayoshi's arm, "What else can I do, run!"

All of a sudden, the dust flew up on the beach, Bei Chuanyuan was worthy of being a person who had been in the track and field department, especially when it was a critical moment, his running speed was not comparable to usual.

"Predecessor... where are you going?"

Kitagawara, who was aimless and only knew to run forward, froze for a moment, and then braked suddenly without warning. Tsunayoshi Sawada hit his back directly with the action of inertia, and just hit the opponent's spine with his frontal bone .

"...You are trying to kill each other."

Sawada Tsunayoshi covered his forehead, "Sorry."

Sighing, Bei Chuanyuan began to analyze their current situation, "My side is a bit strong in fighting power, and I can't shake it off for a while. What about you, is that your cousin? You shouldn't be very persistent, right?"

Sawada Tsunayoshi felt that there was no way to talk about this matter. No matter how powerful Kitagawara's combat power was, it was mainly in the kitchen. On his side...

I am not afraid that the killer is ruthless, but I am afraid that the killer loves to cook, and the food he cooks is poisonous!

"A little persistent." Tsunayoshi Sawada could only reply euphemistically in the end.

***

"Senior, do you think you can really pass by wearing sunglasses?"

"Sunglasses alone are not enough, but we don't just have sunglasses."

"...Are you referring to the school-issued raincoat we're wearing? Why do I think this is more eye-catching."

Bei Chuanyuan slightly slipped off his sunglasses, and said in a rather deep tone, "The most dangerous place is also the safest place. Although it is very eye-catching, maybe they won't pay attention."

"maybe?"

Bei Chuanyuan nodded, "Don't you think they are just catching up?"

"..."

"..."

"So what's the point of doing this, senior?!"

Kitagawara pulled Sawada Tsunayoshi to run the familiar Japanese drama again, "Well, try, try, failure is the mother of success, boy!"

"...Senior," Tsunayoshi Sawada said with deep resentment in his voice, "We... don't seem to have a few chances to experience failure."

After all, if you really ate that kind of thing, there is no chance of failure.

Bei Chuanyuan looked around and said as if changing the subject, "By the way...by the way...you actually have muscles, boy!"

"...Should I say thank you for the compliment?"

Bei Chuanyuan took advantage of the situation and squeezed the other party's arm, "I praise people from the bottom of my heart, don't you think it's pretty...why?"

Tsunayoshi Sawada pushed his back, "They are catching up."

So don't change the topic by yourself, and then you will really change to that topic!

However, running does not limit Kitagawara's language, "I'm serious..."

"……I see."

Being spartan every day, it would be weird if nothing changed, okay? !

"You don't understand." Unexpectedly, Bei Chuanyuan was excited, "This is very rare. I used to go to the gym every day during the summer vacation, and I didn't see that I could train like you."

Although I don't want to be a muscular man, but it's really bad if the appearance is too slender.Due to various genes and previous picky eating problems, he has a tendency to be malnourished. If he is thinner, it will be him who hugs and lifts up the little girl in the future, or the little girl hugs and lifts up him.

Due to the above reasons, Kitagawara has always been reluctant to stand next to the following three types of people just wearing swimming trunks.

First, members of sports clubs like Masaharu Nio and Hiroshi Yagyu look thin and tall, but the amount of exercise in the sports club will prove everything.Second, Nanye Shuichi and Nura Rikusho seem to be nerdy students, but... Anyway, they belong to the type that Kitagawara has not figured out the difference between them so far.Third, Fushimi Saru Hiko himself can occupy a category, but anyway, no matter what clothes he wears, he won't want to stand next to him.

But having said that, everyone seems to be the thin and tall type... What is the difference? !Is it because I didn't choose the swimming trunks? !

"It obviously doesn't look like anything special."

"May I ask what you mean?"

"Swimming pants."

"...They really caught up."

***

As the saying goes, words can be feared.

Kitagawara and Sawada Tsunayoshi first ran successfully in Japanese TV dramas as if they were holding hands, and then experienced running on the beach in summer wearing sunglasses and swimsuits, and finally returned to ordinary running boys.

All in all, it has attracted the attention of many people along the way.

"Who is that following Beichuan?"

In view of Beichuanyuan's fierce reputation in school due to various reasons, seeing the other party running wildly always attracts a lot of curious cats.

"He's a freshman or sophomore in high school, isn't he quite famous, and strange things can always happen around him."

"By the way, can that be regarded as following? I always feel that Beichuan is being chased by him. Look at how hideous their faces are."

"I said, that junior couldn't be chasing Bei Chuan to confess his love..."

"Don't mislead the public, didn't you see that it was Bei Chuanyuan who was pulling the other party at the beginning? Obviously Bei Chuan was chasing that junior!"

"Tsk, is the bad boy in love with me?"

……

It has been about ten minutes since Bei Chuanyuan found out that his reputation was murdered. Although his reputation was not easy in school, but——

"I heard that you pursued the junior students to no avail, and wanted to rob us but failed, and then the juniors chased you to stage a battle royale with the intention of resisting blackness?"

"...Tell the truth," Kitagawara's gaze almost made a hole in Nioh Masaharu, "You don't even have a comma when you speak, are you afraid that I will hit you after I hear you clearly?"

"So do you hear me now?"

"Nonsense... Hey, why are you grabbing my hand?"

"Please," Nioh Masaharu grabbed both of Kitagawara's hands, smiling innocently, "You said it yourself, you're going to hit me after you hear it clearly, so I made preparations in advance."

"Oh, that's right," Nioh Masaharu suddenly remembered something, "Your cousin just sent some lunch boxes, let me tell you what to say, seeing that you are so unwilling, I won't force you. The food you send is edible, Don't be afraid."

Impossible not to be afraid!

"Then came another woman I didn't know, who looked in her early 20s. She also took the lunch box and asked me to give it to you, and then you gave it to your friend."

The expression on Tsunayoshi Sawada's face couldn't be described as frightened. He bowed to Nioh Masaharu, "Please be sure to throw away that lunch box! Ah, yes, throw out the non-recyclable trash can!"

The author has something to say:

The content of more than 5000 words on the draft paper became more than [-] after typing. I am also very confused, so there is no main line today.

There are still three points left, which will be put on the main line. After all, the extra stories are getting longer and longer, but I am helpless even if I can’t write some points.

The three-dimensional work is basically done, and the normal update will resume tomorrow, and I probably won't stay up late to post.

perhaps.