[Comprehensive] Disaster caused by SMS confession

I don't know how things got to this point.

Bei Chuanyuan staggered and took a step back, but soon his hand was grabbed by the opponent again.

The overly strong phalanx almost strangled his arm a little, and it was hard to break free from the force.

"You only have two choices now," Fushimi Saruhiko's voice was close to his ear, a little deliberately low, and what's more terrible was the gnashing of teeth in his voice, which made Kitagawara believe that this was absolutely It is not an optional question.

"I think we must have something else—"

"Either," Fushimi Aru Hiko didn't intend to listen to him at all, and continued on his own, "You tell them that we are dating. Or, I tell them that we are dating."

What's the difference? !

***

Things had to be rewinded a few hours ago to make it clear.

When Bei Chuanyuan entered the door, all his attention was absorbed by the wooden sign in the hand of the magical creature that seemed to be wearing a white hood.

There is no way to do this. After all, although the three big characters on the wooden sign are neat and unrestrained, the strokes are clear, and there is a sense of grandeur between the strokes. It is probably written by a person who often practices calligraphy.

Of course, what attracted him most was not the calligraphy above, but the content written by the other party.

For a long time, he felt the shame similar to being read a composition he wrote a few years ago on the spot.

Bei Chuanyuan guessed that if the other party didn't have his own photo, the wooden sign might have been a decent missing person notice, but now this one looks more like a troublemaker.

But anyway, he didn't really want to see it.

Then again, even though they made an appointment here, there is no need for such an appointment, right? !

Bei Chuanyuan now has the urge to turn around and leave.What really prompted him to turn "just thinking" into action was a glance back from an old acquaintance.

"...Why are you everywhere?" Bei Chuanyuan really wants to say "how old are you" now, even if he refreshes and changes the map, he can't get rid of this person, right? !

"This sentence should be for me," Fushimi Saru Hiko maintained his usual disgusted face, "It's always good for me to see you."

"...Where do you have the face to say such things?" In order to prove the correctness of his words, Bei Chuanyuan actually began to count with his fingers, "We won't talk about it if we are far away, let's talk about this month."

"I eat a hot pot in summer and find a room to enjoy the cool. If I want to meet you, I will meet a monster after I'm done."

"...that's a vampire."

"Don't care about those details... Also, don't change the subject! Just two days ago, my younger generation kindly invited me to a meal. You have to fight against me, revoke your business license, and eat overnight food in the cafeteria... Forget it , this seems to be normal operation."

"Yes, yes, and today!" Bei Chuanyuan slapped his thigh, and said in a tone of sudden understanding, and then his stomach hurt again, "I will do a favor for the teacher, how can I still meet you? !"

Kitagawara's original intention was to complain, but Fushimi Saru Hiko was obviously more focused. The corner of his mouth was slightly hooked, with an indescribable sarcasm, "Help? I thought you were here to meet your current boyfriend."

To be more precise, Beichuan was originally Katsura Kotaro's current boyfriend, and Sakata Gintoki forcibly sent him away.But there is nothing wrong with Fushimi Saru Hiko's statement. After all, in terms of gender, they are the same sex, and it doesn't matter who is who's current boyfriend.

Bei Chuanyuan's micro-expression has always been easy to understand, basically every time he almost writes his thoughts clearly on his face, and this time it is similar, with one question and three question marks.

How did you know? ? ?

how do i knowWhen Fushimi Saruhiko thought of this, the corners of his mouth twitched, his face was darkened three times, and his mood was complicated.

Not thanks to your current boyfriend.

Fushimi Saru Hiko didn't believe it at first.His judgments have always been based on reason and well-organized analysis with evidence. As soon as he heard an empty statement like Gui Xiaotaro's, he gave eight points of disbelief, and only two points of wavering, so as not to be slapped in the face in the end.

Katsura Kotaro obviously took him for Kitagawara, and introduced him how to correctly fool the man who was chasing him for ten minutes.During this period, Fushimi Ape Bigu followed suit and simply let the other party misunderstand until the other party explained everything that could be explained.

It would be strange if Fushimi Saru Hiko didn't know.

"Wait, if you even know this, then don't you also..."

He wouldn't even know that I confessed to Mr. Gui when I was young and ignorant, right... Probably not, Mr. Gui doesn't know my name either, yes, he should...

"I don't know exactly what you're referring to," Fushimi Aruhiko bent slightly, and whispered in his ear, "but if it's about your relationship with him, unfortunately, I know it very well."

Helping someone pretend to be a boyfriend and refusing to confess, this kind of thing is really done by a guy like Kitagawara.

Fushimi Saru Hiko's face turned pale when he saw Kitagawara.

But is it necessary to have such a big reaction?

"You know?" His voice was almost terrified.

You even know about my first love, which is like a black history? !

"Obviously." Fushimi Ape Hiko laughed unceremoniously, "It's obvious, it's something stupid you did."

Kitagawara was somewhat dissatisfied, and others could tolerate dissatisfaction, but Fushimi Saru Hiko absolutely could not.

"...what stupid thing to say, how can you, a person who has never been in love, know that," Kitagawara raised his voice, "the throbbing when we first met (although blind), the charisma after getting along (although Still because of blindness), the kind of heartbeat that I often recall (actually myocardial infarction)! People like you who have never been in love (although I have never been in love), what qualifications do you have to say that I am stupid (although I think about it now Also kinda stupid)!"

Although the truth is in parentheses, but the face that should have must not be lost!What happened to First Love Is Black History? ...we can beautify it.

However, what he got in exchange was Fushimi Saru Hiko's complex expression.

"...Since just now," Fushimi Saruhiko was a little skeptical about life, "What have you been talking about...first love?"

Does what we just talked about have anything to do with first love? !

***

"Ah!"

"Hey, wig, you're almost sneezing all the way," Sakata Gintoki said with disgust in his tone, "You can't expect me to buy you cold medicine, right?"

"I don't have a cold." Gui Xiaotaro also felt puzzled, thinking that he is in good physical condition, even taking a cold bath has never caught a cold, besides, he is only sneezing right now, and has no other cold symptoms.

Sakata Gintoki stopped in his tracks, thinking deeply, "You won't provoke any other lovers, and the other party is cursing you behind your back, right?"

"Probably... not."

"That's not sure," Sakata Gintoki patted the other person's shoulder sympathetically, "You should pray that you don't have the same sex again this time."

At this time, there were still two hours before Bei Chuanyuan was forced to have sex.

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Transitional chapter, less boring words and cramped text, I may need to slow down