[Comprehensive] Disaster caused by SMS confession

One advantage of completely abandoning materialism is that when you are faced with the unthinkable, you will never again lament why it is beyond your knowledge, or question its unscientific nature.It's a Buddhist mentality, calmly expressing that his worldview has long been smashed by the gate of the new world, and he doesn't care about such small troubles at all.

Kitagawara is currently at this stage...

The first half of ...

"So you really went to dye and perm your hair, and wear colored contact lenses?"

Bei Chuanyuan, who lacks idealist terms, naturally can't think of any high-end words such as "demonization".He said whatever came to his mind, not to mention that he himself thought it was reasonable.

When Zang Ma heard this, he didn't reply for a long time. He only played the label "high cold" to the fullest, his eyes were cold and calm, and his white hair fluttered, showing his aloofness.

However, the reality is always a little bit different from what you see.It's not that he didn't answer, but he couldn't answer at all.In all fairness, no matter whether it is a question mark, an exclamation point, or both, as long as it is said by Bei Chuanyuan, those who have not reacted normally are stupefied until a hundred years of loneliness, and those who have reacted a little bit are doubts about life, plus doubts A second of myself.

Zangma is obviously impatient and doesn't bother to explain the ins and outs of things to humans.Besides, is it possible that he really needs to explain that he is not dyed or permed and wearing colored contact lenses, but a pure natural beauty?

He is a famous demon fox, and he has to deliberately clarify that his appearance is not plastic surgery, which is a bit too embarrassing.

Thinking about it now, Zangma felt that his demonic aura was probably not strong enough, so that the other party had time to talk besides being afraid.To deal with the species of Beichuanyuan, he should first seal his mouth, and then everything will be fine.

Although in essence he and Minano Hideichi are indeed the same person, but because of a subtle arrogance, he in the demon fox state always doesn't think highly of him when he was a human, but there is one thing that he really wants to express his sincerity to Minamino Hideichi admiration.It's really not easy to get along with Kitagawara.

"No." He finally replied, although his tone remained the same, but he still calmed down the other party.The advantage of not using the No.1 name is this, and it will not appear particularly guilty, which confirms the old saying "to explain is to cover up".

Of course, the biggest contributor to keeping Bei Chuanyuan in check was the demonic wind blowing his white hair.

The word "yaofeng" sounds strange and chilling, but the actual feeling is no different from the air-conditioning of the air conditioner. At most, you usually only blow the wind at 25 degrees, but this time it will be changed to 16 degrees for you.Oh, yes, it has to be blown against the wind.

It's more like freezing than freezing.

But these are all the same in Kurama's eyes.Taking advantage of this opportunity, he lowered his head slightly and took a good look at the other party.

He and Minano Shuichi shared memories, but not completely shared emotions.

His cold hands pressed against Kitagawara's face.Maybe it was really too cold, and the human instinct is to pursue warmth. Kitagawara turned his head to the side to avoid it, but Kurama easily pulled him back.

Nothing special, what the palm feels is normal human temperature, that is, warmth, the kind of warmth that is the same in human beings.He knew that this person was a bit special to Nanye Shuichi, but he really didn't understand what was so special about him.

It's just that his hand is still stuck there.

"I said," Bei Chuanyuan felt that his teeth were chattering from the cold of the air conditioner. In the hot summer, he felt the coldness of winter, "Can you stop touching me with your ice hands?"

The demon fox is very cold, and Bei Chuanyuan always feels that this violates the laws of biology. How can a fox be so cold, shouldn't it be warm like a hand warmer?

"Is it ice?" He said this sentence very lightly, and it was still in that kind of gentle tone, which was very inconsistent with his current behavior of unscrupulously spreading evil spirits towards Beichuanyuan.

As if in response to his own rhetorical question, he put a stick on his face with one free hand, "I think it's okay."

"Of course you think it's okay," Bei Chuanyuan said angrily, "Because your whole body is as cold as ice."

What does it feel like to stick ice cubes on ice?

"Really, can you let me go out and bask in the sun?" Bei Chuanyuan had a bitter face, "I really don't want to freeze to death in the summer."

Kitagawara felt that this method of death was as bad as cutting his wrists with potato chips and hanging himself with noodles.

"You're not going to die."

"I won't..." Zang Ma said halfway, feeling something was wrong, and changed his words again, "Minano Shuichi won't let you die."

This sentence is a big truth.

He can't last long in this state, Minano Shuichi will come back in a few minutes.

Kurama looked him in the eye.

"And you should be well aware of that."

Demon foxes are very sensitive to human emotional perception.Except for the moment when he first saw him, Bei Chuanyuan hardly showed any emotion of fear, and it could even be said that he was unscrupulous.

The stupid-sounding speeches and exaggerated facial expressions and movements were all based on the fact that he was sure that he would not be against him at all.

"Speaking of which, wouldn't it be my face that is slightly similar to his that gave you a sense of intimacy?"

Kitagawara raised his head to look at him.Of course there are similarities. It's better to say that except for the hairstyle and eyes, they are almost the same two faces.

"Maybe it's a little bit," Kitagawara thought about it seriously, and finally replied, "but it's not the main reason."

"Is that a voice?"

The voice of Yaohu is gentle most of the time, of course more often it is hypocritical, the inside is cold and sharp, but the outer packaging is always soft.

"It's not the same," Bei Chuanyuan shook his head again, but he couldn't tell exactly why it was different, so he had no choice but to say, "In short, it's not the same.... Anyway, what you said is not the main reason... No , I was surrounded by you, and I never felt that you were kind."

"Although you didn't strangle me as soon as you came up, what you did has nothing to do with kindness." Bei Chuanyuan said it as a matter of course.

"As for why I'm not worried, I just believe in Xiuyi."

...and it's starting to get interesting.

"Are you so sure that he can come and save you?"

Bei Chuanyuan nodded. Anyway, believe it or not, the final result depends on fate, so why not have hope.

"Then let's do an experiment." Anyway, he doesn't have much time left, and it's quite interesting to tease the humans in front of him, "Let's see if I kill you sooner or he comes back sooner."

"...Actually, I think so."

"what?"

"Ah Choo!" Bei Chuanyuan sneezed on the spot, rubbing his nose, "No matter how you look at it, I freeze to death faster."

***

In the end, there was still no result of the discussion, because Kitagawara hadn't had time to freeze to death, Kurama hadn't had time to do it, and Minano Hideichi hadn't had time to come back.

In the end, it turned back into an ordinary fox.

That's right, it was the one that Bei Chuanyuan wished him to become a spirit soon.

As for people, it is easy to eat what is in the bowl and look at what is in the pot. Although it seems to be a little different from the current situation, the meaning is still the same.

It's better to be a demon fox, at least at that time, he was only suffering from the cold, which was better than him running around the room, wishing he had three heads and six arms to wipe the ass of this ancestor fox.

When the call came, Bei Chuanyuan was struggling forward, holding a stack of books in his right hand and two glass cups in his left hand. It took a lot of effort to press the green call button on the screen with his little finger.Oh, and hands-free.

"Are you in the bedroom now?"

Kitagawara couldn't help lamenting that Nioh Masaharu's efficiency is a bit fast, but it's a pity, "Actually, I'm not in a hurry to discuss the fox's food issue with you."

...who the hell wants to discuss this with you? !

Nioh Masaharu ignored it as usual, "So I'm here. Then I'll come over right away."

Wait, brother, your efficiency is too fast!

The speed at which the other party hung up the phone was not what the current Bei Chuanyuan could look up to. He was a little depressed thinking that he had been so busy that he hadn't even eaten a meal. He originally wanted him to help bring a dinner, but he just hung up like this. Not knowing I'm having a hard time calling back now.

The fox over there was still silently laughing at him, and Bei Chuanyuan put down the book first after deliberation—he didn't dare to put fragile objects like glass around now, so he finally freed up one hand to press the callback.

As a result, the speed at which the other party answered the phone this time could not keep up with one-third of the previous one.

After finally waiting for the other person to answer the phone, he was silenced for a while.

"Hey, why don't you talk?"

"……What's up?"

……

Bei Chuanyuan's current mood was as if a fox had stepped on his head.

How could it be him? !

I obviously pressed the number from recent contacts... Oh, yes, I just called him recently.

It is also very strange to say that Kitagawara routinely exchanged numbers with Fushimi Saruhiko when he was in high school. In the past few years, he has not called a few times. As a result, there was one of the few times yesterday, and he was successfully listed. Top three most recent contacts.

Hand slippery is like rhinitis, if it can’t be cured, you don’t know when it will recur.

"What's the matter?" Maybe because Bei Chuanyuan didn't respond, he repeated impatiently, "Don't tell me you made the wrong number."

If it was someone else who made a wrong call, the first reaction would always be "Sorry, I made a mistake", but Bei Chuanyuan was different.

Although Bei Chuanyuan is an ordinary college student, he has no miserable life experience, no inspirational chicken soup life, and no superpower magic contract.But his brain circuit is abnormal, and it is also one of the best in this world where Newton's daily coffins are rich in species, and there is no one in this rarity.

Wrong number?

What he cares about is not the wrong call, but that he feels that it is shameful to deny it, and he will be laughed at in all likelihood.So...he decided to die and not admit it.

"That's right, I'm looking for you." Bei Chuanyuan said firmly, it sounded like he was unwavering, and he was not only talking, but also pulling out a specific reason.

But this matter is slightly difficult, and the degree of difficulty surpasses Bei Chuanyuan's current nonsense level by more than a little.He racked his brains, the time passed outside, and after about a minute, the small light bulb on his head flickered on.

"let me tell you……"

"Beep-beep-"

Bei Chuanyuan was stunned on the spot, but he didn't feel much anger because of being hung up on the phone. He would feel strange if the other party didn't hang up.

His main problem now is——

Why do I have to talk so much nonsense with him... Wouldn't it be better to just hang up the phone? !

***

"Whose phone is it?"

There is a creature called the boring co-worker.Fushimi Saruhiko quickly pressed the screen of the phone, and by the way, turned the phone over and put it on the table, while casually picking up a document on the desk and stuffing it into the other party's arms, his tone was flat, "Harassment calls. By the way, take a look at this."

"Oh." The colleague raised his eyebrows, smiled meaningfully, and rolled his eyes secretly in his heart.

He has good eyesight.

Your family's harassing phone calls are not blacklisted, but put in personal collections?

He has never seen such a showy operation since he was single.