[Comprehensive] Disaster caused by SMS confession

Kitagawara often feels that he has a close relationship with Fushimi Monkey.

For the fate of evil fate, at least [-]% of it is evil, and the remaining [-]% ​​is mostly testing back and forth on the edge of evil.

Putting the word "Lu Yu" in someone else's place, it may be a simple greeting, at most two or three minutes, and then go their own way.However, if these two words are placed on Kitagawara and Fushimi Saruhiko, it will give it a richer meaning like a chemical reaction.

Simply put, there are too many things.

However, this time, Kitagawara vowed to kill such signs in the cradle.He saw the conspicuous uniform from a long distance, and without thinking about it, he turned around neatly, grabbed Nanye Shuichi's sleeve and walked back.

"I think I'd better go to another place," Bei Chuanyuan said, which was justified. "It's not good for my stomach to eat such greasy food at night."

"That's right," Nanye Shuichi looked at him suspiciously, "But that's what I advised you just now, and you only regretted it when you came here? It seems that you still have plenty of energy."

"Don't pay attention to these details," Bei Chuanyuan laughed dryly, "I'll treat it as a digestion for you."

Minano Hideichi's expression remained unchanged, "If I remember correctly, I finished my meal three hours ago." What should be digested has already been digested, so is there a need to digest it at this time?

"...You can't help dismantling my station?" Bei Chuanyuan was a little depressed when he was told. His way of expressing depression was very direct, and he could hear it from his voice. The syllables were short, and it was a bit like a dull drum.

"I just want to know why you are avoiding him."

Minano Hideichi has always paid great attention to details, the micro-expressions on his face, or the habitual movements of his body. He has lived with Kitagawara for so long, and he dare not say that he understands everything, but there are always two-thirds.What's more, Kitagawara is always so easy to understand.

"Of course I'm going to avoid him. It's not like you don't know my relationship with him," Bei Chuanyuan shrugged, "I'm still hungry, and I don't have the strength to argue with him."

Minano Hideichi noticed that Kitagawara said "no strength", not "no interest".This is not some sort of word-picking behavior on a whim, but a real fact.Quarrels are never things that can be provoked by one person, and the battlefield between Kitagawara and Fushimi Saruhiko is always fierce, and it is obvious that hit it off is the norm.

Not to mention this behavior of deliberately avoiding others is just another way to prove Minano Shuichi's conjecture.

...Maybe it can be said to be a conclusion.

"You care about him?"

Although there was a question mark in this sentence, the tone of questioning could not be heard at all, and the tone was even and steady, it was completely a judgment sentence.The reason why Minano Shuichi said this was to prevent Beichuan Yuanyan from insincerely denying it, and then took advantage of the situation to smack it, just like he often did in the past.

But no matter how much he thought about it, he never expected that Bei Chuanyuan would respond so quickly.

"Well, I'm very concerned." He said it as a matter of course, and there was even a taste of "I didn't show it so obviously" in his tone.

"From high school to now, he always appeared in front of me, and I always met him." Bei Chuanyuan slightly tilted his head to look at him, "Can I not care?"

***

Kitagawara's battle plan that night can be said to have been very successful.Because from the beginning to the end, Fushimi Sarubiko, who was walking on the other road, didn't notice him, but Kitagawara had already fled in a hurry.

It's almost like a guilty conscience.Not only Minano Hideichi commented this way, but Kitagawara also felt the same way.But what can be done?The other party didn't see it, so it was a guilty conscience.But if the eyes collided so coincidentally, and everyone got angry that day, it would be a fire accident, and even the thief would not be able to escape.

"Hey, tell me, why do I always see him?"

Bei Chuanyuan had doubts about this for a long time.It stands to reason that Fushimi Saruhiko is a high school dropout, and his workplace is far away from the university campus. What kind of strong karmic relationship does this have to meet every other day?

"It's because of the jurisdiction."

"What jurisdiction?"

"Although the headquarters of the Legal Affairs Bureau is far away from here, as far as I know, every member of them has a different jurisdiction. I'm afraid Fushimi's jurisdiction is this area." Minamino Hideichi said nonchalantly.

Bei Chuanyuan was dumbfounded, "Why are you so clear?"

"This is not common for us..." He said here, as if he realized something, he paused, "I forgot, you are just an ordinary person. All in all, for us special people, these are nothing but It’s just basic common sense.”

"...you refer to the special group of people," Bei Chuanyuan said in confusion, "does it mean..."

"Just a quick recap."

In view of the fact that Bei Chuanyuan is indeed an ordinary person with nothing special, but in terms of experience, he will not be easily frightened.

Minano Shuichi replied simply, "Basically, they are not human."

...Then don't call it a special group? !

"That's really a crime," Bei Chuanyuan sighed, and said, "How unlucky is he that he was assigned here?"

uncertain.Minano Hideichi, who had been buried in his book since just now, suddenly raised his head and glanced at him, but he didn't say anything.

If he remembers correctly, the jurisdiction area can be chosen by himself.And according to Fushimi Saru Hiko's level there, he is not considered their room chief, and should be selected second.

Will be assigned here, maybe it is really bad luck, or...

Minano Hideichi shook his head lightly and stopped thinking about it.

He didn't tell Bei Chuanyuan his plan about this idea, as long as Bei Chuanyuan was willing to misunderstand, just let him continue to misunderstand.Anyway, this matter has nothing to do with him, what's more, the misunderstanding between these two people has never been worse than this one.

Minano Hideo turned the book to the next page, looked up and saw Kitagawara was still lamenting Fushimi Saruhiko's luck, an unclear emotion flashed in his eyes, and then he lowered his head again.

***

From a probabilistic point of view, the probability of one person meeting another is very small.After all, the vast sea of ​​people on the earth is measured in billions.

So at this time, many people began to lament the preciousness of fate. According to them, the preciousness lies in how two people overcame many difficulties and obstacles, and then encountered so many miraculous mistakes. It was such a coincidence to meet.

Bei Chuanyuan didn't understand the value of this.Not only did he not understand, but he couldn't see anything that could be called "expensive", he just felt that the karma in the world would be really hateful.

Although the scope of work responsibility of the other party overlaps with his campus for the most part, the probability of encountering them along the way is a bit scary.

How can there be any value in this? !It's almost becoming a cabbage on the street!

And the way they greet each other is also different from ordinary people.

Fushimi Saruhiko walked about 50 meters in front of him, and seeing Kitagawara carrying a large bag, he chuckled softly, "Prince skipping class?"

Hearing this name, Bei Chuanyuan suddenly felt bad.This name is widely spread in Kitagawara's profession, and almost no one knows it, thanks to the vigorous publicity of Sakata Gintoki.

Bei Chuanyuan murmured in his heart, yesterday this title was only circulated in his major, why did people outside the school know it today?

But even though he thought so, Bei Chuanyuan didn't frighten him, he pulled his bag belt, and his tone was very righteous, "What nonsense, I'm clearly here for social practice."

As the end of the semester was approaching, he wanted to make his report card look better, and he didn't have the guts to skip class anymore.What's more, the school leave approval form for social practice is kept in his bag, how can there be any reason to feel guilty?

"Social practice?" As a result, the other party didn't continue to struggle in this direction, but cared about a strange point.

Kitagawara looked at him suspiciously, "Is there any problem?"

But I saw Fushimi Saru Hiko suddenly laughed, and the obvious smile could be heard from the voice.Bei Chuanyuan's heart was full of alarm bells, often when the other party laughed like this, it was usually also when he was going to be unlucky.

Fushimi Saru Hiko slowly reached into his pocket and took out a piece of paper folded into a square.He opened it slowly, and the crackling sound of flipping paper was very clear in this quiet space.Fushimi Saruhiko's gaze stayed on it for a moment, and then read a few words one by one.

"Professional class C, student number 9."

Bei Chuanyuan subconsciously clenched his fists, and the nameplate of the professional course was so hard that his palms hurt.It was printed with the exact same logo as Fushimi Saru Hiko said.

And most importantly, Fushimi Saruhiko seemed to deliberately put the paper where he could see it, so that Kitagawara could clearly see the writing on it.

... Isn't this a social practice application written by myself?I forgot to sign the one.

What a fucking hell!

Bei Chuanyuan can find at least a thousand non-repetitive swear words in his head now.Then arrange and combine them, and there are over [-] combinations of curses.

"I was thinking just now, who is that intern college student who asked me to help lead the way, but who was so careless and forgot to write his name," Fushimi Arubigu spoke slowly, and increased his volume on certain words, "So It is you."

Although Kitagawara always felt that Fushimi Saru Hiko's way of speaking was abominable, but this time was definitely the most abominable one.

none of them!