[Comprehensive] Disaster caused by SMS confession

"I feel that your temper has become a little bit better than before." Taking advantage of the time when Fushimi Saruhiko opened the door, Kitagawara suddenly sighed looking at the thin back in front of him, and then seemed to feel that what he said was not accurate enough and added One sentence, "For me... well, it may also be my illusion."

"Don't think too much." After opening the door, Fushimi Saru Hiko patted Kitagawara's head with one hand.

Then he received a horrified look from Kitagawara.

"...I haven't washed my hair for two days."

Fushimi Saru Hiko immediately stopped his hands in the air, looking in a dilemma.He finally let out a helpless "tsk" from his throat, stretched out his other free hand and grabbed Bei Chuanyuan's arm.

Kitagawara was still guessing the other party's intentions, when he saw Fushimi Saruhiko violently wipe his sleeve with the hand that had slapped him on the head.

"...Wow! Fushimi, you are shameless," Bei Chuanyuan looked at his crumpled sleeves with distressed and depressed expression, "Obviously you want to touch my head first, okay? !"

"I'm just returning the property to the original owner." Fushimi Saruhiko's expression was calm, and it seemed that Kitagawara was making trouble for no reason.

"Return it to its original owner, you ghost?! If you like my hair oil so much, please feel free to give it to you for nothing!"

Seeing that Kitagawara was about to lose his temper, Fushimi Saruhiko changed the subject in time, and his tone was a bit impatient, "You can't get in to get your information, if you don't, I'll lock the door—"

Bei Chuanyuan stepped to the door with a brisk stride, and his voice was full of vigilance, "Don't lock the door while I'm in."

Hearing this, Fushimi Saruhiko laughed instead, "If you're so worried, why don't you just go in with me, coward?"

Kitagawara is very used to picking out the key points in the words, ignoring the meaningless sarcasm inside, "That would be great."

In the end, Fushimi Saruhiko followed Kitagawara into the reference room. Although he looked extremely impatient and occasionally yawned a few times to express boredom, he was generally very cooperative.

"It's really a disaster for us that you come here for an internship." Fushimi Saru Hiko seems to be ridiculed by the people around him. Kitagawara doesn't know if it's his own illusion, but he always feels that Fushimi has a special problem when he is present. serious.

Fushimi Saru Hiko's statement is naturally biased, and I don't know how much personal prejudice has been mixed in.Kitagawara's work efficiency can be said to be the highest among the interns, although the credit of Fushimi Saru Hiko's persecution is indispensable.

"...It would be my disaster to meet you during my internship." Bei Chuanyuan muttered secretly twice.

"What did you say?"

"Nothing!" Bei Chuanyuan hid it loudly, like an opera singer, out of tune, "Ah... my information, where are you..."

"Can you be normal?"

Bei Chuanyuan returned to normal in a second, "Then don't keep targeting me."

"Tsk... go find your information."

Kitagawara shrugged, probably not having much hope for Fushimi Saru Hiko.

The reference room is very dark, probably because the door has not been opened a few times in a year, and the only light bulb in the room has been out for an unknown period of time, so I rely on a little light outside the door to find my way.

"Is your unit short of funds?" Bei Chuanyuan thought of leaving his mobile phone on the desk, and suddenly felt distressed, always feeling that the flashlight on the mobile phone was more useful than it is now.

When it comes to funds, it immediately brings back some not so good memories of Fushimi Saruhiko.

"Mr. Endo."

"Ah?" Kitagawara looked at him suspiciously, not quite understanding what Fushimi meant.

"Mr. Endo manages one-third of our department's payroll and has the authority to approve public funds."

Kitagawara still didn't know why, "So what are you... trying to express?"

Fushimi Saruhiko looked at him and sneered, "Do you have any impression of your first love?"

It was the incident not long ago, even if he didn't realize it before, he still remembered most of it now, Bei Chuanyuan looked a little guilty, "I seem to remember... that matter is not resolved?"

Fushimi Saru Hiko gave him a deep look, which made Kitagawara feel more guilty, and he took a few steps back unconsciously.He was already absent-minded, but he was even more unsteady when walking in the dark room, and he stumbled over a protruding brick on the ground after walking a few steps.Grab the cabinet next to it in time to barely avoid the end of the butt blooming.

"Why are you nervous?" Fushimi Saruhiko said with an obvious smile, "Did I say that the matter was not resolved?"

"...You lied to me?!"

"You should hurry up and find your information."

Hearing this sentence again, Bei Chuanyuan felt angry, "Don't change the subject! Do you really think you can fool me every time you use this sentence?!"

And Fushimi Saru Hiko just glanced at him lightly, "I locked the door."

The more bland he said, the more Bei Chuanyuan was aroused to resist. He kicked the door of the reference room, and the room was suddenly dark, "Who is afraid of you! Why don't we lock up here together."

Fushimi Sarubigu sighed as if expressing regret for Kitagawara's IQ, "My key can also open the door from the inside."

Nonsense, of course I know, Bei Chuanyuan muttered in his heart, otherwise I wouldn't dare kick the door.At most, he was using the door to vent his anger, and it would be too worthless if he was locked up here with Fushimi Saru Hiko for this reason.

But of course it is impossible for him to say that directly, Bei Chuanyuan insisted, "Who knows if you have the key?"

"Don't be stupid," Fushimi Arubigu said slightly sarcasticly, and put a hand into his pocket, "How could I make such a low-level mistake like you——"

Dry pocket, if this is not Doraemon's universal pocket, then it is 100% empty.

"..."

Kitagawara covered his mouth.

***

It is not an exaggeration to say that the room without the light source is invisible.Bei Chuanyuan could only rely on the sound of the other party's breathing to judge the other party's position.

His hands fumbled in the air, and Fushimi Saru felt his shoulders and arms being patted more than once with his dark face, and finally he couldn't bear it anymore and grabbed Kitagawara and pulled him to sit next to him.

After finally calming down, Bei Chuanyuan exuded a depressed atmosphere again, "...when will people come?"

Fushimi Saruhiko only replied with one word, whether it was too lazy to speak because of Beichuan Yuanqi or something, "Wait."

"..." Kitagawara scratched his head, "Sorry."

"Your apology is of no use." Fushimi Saru Hiko's tone was cold, probably seeing Kitagawara's guilty look, his tone changed again, more or less you could hear some tenderness, although The words that came out were still not pleasant, "There is nothing to worry about, anyway, before you die, there is no problem going out."

"……Hey."

This guy's way of speaking can't be changed, Bei Chuanyuan is puzzled, he talks like this, whether comforting or sarcasm, how can he still live in peace and security until now?No one wants to hit him? !

But having said that...

Bei Chuanyuan suddenly remembered that a classmate who came with him once expressed his awe of him in a complicated tone, not for his work efficiency, but for his ability to deal with the ruthless robot Fu Surprised to see that Aruhiko got along well.

In the beginning, in Kitagawara's opinion, there are too many flaws in this statement.Firstly, he never felt or even imagined that he could get along well with Fushimi Saru Hiko; secondly, although he thought that Fushimi Saru Hiko was indeed the world's number one bastard, he definitely didn't need "" Adjectives like impersonal".

But now Bei Chuanyuan suddenly discovered that not everything that classmate said was wrong.

They might actually get along.Although it seems that every time like this, he made a mistake first, and then took the initiative to apologize by pulling his face down.

Bei Chuanyuan spoke suddenly as if on a whim.

"Actually, we can be friends. You see, we don't have any mortal hatred. Even in high school...the relationship seems to be a little bit bad (in fact, it's very bad)...we...uh..." Probably because he also felt that the relationship between them in high school was so bad that there was nothing to talk about, Bei Chuanyuan paused suspiciously, and then vaguely passed it over, "Anyway, you see, it's been so many years , there’s nothing you can’t let go of, right?”

"Maybe what you said is right, but in fact it's completely impossible." Fushimi Ape Bigu responded slowly.

"Is there anything impossible? As long as the two of us understand each other, it should be a very simple matter." When it comes to having fun, Kitagawara still waved his hands, even though he couldn't see each other in the dark, but Fushimi Saru Gu felt that he could also imagine his extraordinarily stupid and ridiculous appearance.

Fushimi Saru Hiko repeated his answer, "Impossible."

"Why...give me a reason." Kitagawara didn't understand why Fushimi refused something that was obviously good for both parties.

"Do you really want a reason?" Fushimi Saru Hiko suddenly smiled, with a customary sarcasm, but this time there seemed to be some more complicated emotions, "Kitagawara, I only do what I think What you do naturally includes what you are talking about now."

There are always many friends in Kitagawara, which are continuous and numerous. Fushimi Sarubiko knew this fact a long time ago.It's like he knew a long time ago that there is a demon in his heart, and he always makes him seek outside, never satisfied, but he allows him to exist without even imposing a cage.

All he wanted was the one and most special position.

"I will never be friends with you," Fushimi Saru Hiko approached him in the dark, his warm breath hitting the side of his face, bringing a strange sense of oppression.

"Don't even think about it, Kitagawara."