Bohemian Symphony

~~~~~Welcome to the Great Burning Hell! ~~~~~

"Could it be that this trip was actually arranged by you?" Luceria sat in the first-class cabin. Although she has a good relationship with Lina, it's not enough for her to spend so much money.

"Leah, you're so smart. But, you're only half right." Mueller winked at her, pretending to be mysterious.

"Lina bought the ticket, but you arranged the itinerary." Luceria said confidently.

"How did you guess? I thought I was doing it perfectly." Muller smiled with his mouth open. He didn't mind that his secret plan was discovered.

"The place we are going to on the ticket is China. I still remember that you said you would take me to see the pandas." Luceria took the ticket and slapped him on the head.The hair gel on his head is still there, I wonder if it can be washed off after going to China.

"You're so smart, Leah. So go to sleep now, we don't have time to beat the jet lag, and we're going to Chengdu right away." Mu Le is also very courageous, his English pronunciation is so bad, and he can't speak Chinese at all, so he hasn't found it yet. Tour guide, just decided to go to see pandas.

"No, I definitely won't sleep. This is first class, at least I have to enjoy the service before I sleep! Don't be like last time, I took a private jet with great difficulty and fell asleep in the end!" Luceria also felt distressed about the ticket Money, Lina's annual salary is not as much as hers, and this time it really caused a lot of blood.

"Okay, let's wait for dinner." Muller straightened his seat, really preparing to stay awake.

Luceria looked into his eyes, obviously out of focus.She pressed Mueller's head on her shoulder and forcibly lengthened his neck, "Okay, go to sleep, I'll call you later."

"Aren't you going to sleep?" Mueller felt exhausted. Getting married is singing and dancing, and the physical exertion is more than playing a game of football.

"I don't sleep." Luceria touched his cheek and said softly, "You don't want to hear me sing you a lullaby, do you?"

"Although I really want to hear it, I'll just sleep like this now." Mu Le closed his eyes and really fell asleep.Moreover, he fell asleep very quickly, and his breath became calm within a minute.

Luceria patted Mueller's shoulder lightly. She glanced at the diamond ring on her finger, and couldn't help but soften her eyebrows and eyes.Turning her head to look out the window, she looked at the clouds that were reddened by the setting sun, and her heart was very warm.

After more than ten hours of flight, they finally landed in the most developed city on the east coast of China.

The two walked out of the airport hall, and before they had time to cheer, they were overturned by the heat wave, "Why is it so hot!"

"It should be good to go to the place to see pandas. Think about it, pandas have such thick fur, they will definitely stay in a cool place." Mu Le thinks he is very witty, it must be because the city is too crowded. Too much, that's why it's so hot.

"Well, it will be cool when we get there. The photos on travel websites are all beautiful, so it can't be hot." Luceria also nodded, and she pulled Muller to queue up for a taxi honestly.

They will spend one night in Shanghai before going to the Giant Panda Base.Originally, the two had planned a lot to eat delicious food. Jianguo recommended many restaurants to them.Also go to see the night view, crowded with people.

But now the high temperature of 36 degrees made them give up all the plans, turned the air conditioner to the lowest level in the hotel, and then ate a hotel room service meal to finish.

The next day they got on the plane to the panda's hometown, and the two got excited again.

But as soon as they left the airport hall, they were forced back again by the heat wave.

"Why is it so hot, is this an oven?" Luceria hugged Muller, and really didn't have the courage to step out.She felt that the soles of her sandals were going to be melted by the sun, and she might stick directly to the ground.

"My dear, don't be afraid. Maybe it's because this is an urban area. Look, there are so many people, more than the people in Shanghai." Mu Le took the fan from a person who distributed advertisements on the side, and immediately Fanned Luceria, "Oh, they are so sweet, and even sent us fans."

"It's so warm." Luceria couldn't help but sighed. She looked at the fan in Mueller's hand that was filled with Chinese men's hospital advertisements, and felt a little cool in her heart. Let's go to the hotel first!"

"Hmm!" Mueller dragged his luggage, took Luceria's hand, and stepped into the scorching sun with a look of sacrifice.He glanced at the thermometer hanging on the roadside stop sign, which showed a temperature of 38 degrees Celsius.

After waiting for a minute under such a high temperature close to 40 degrees, the two of them ran back to the airport hall crying.They didn't know whether it was tears or sweat on their faces, but their faces were covered anyway.

An aunt in her 50s also kindly handed a pack of tissues to Luceria, who was blushing, and she was so excited to thank her.

The police at the airport observed the anomalies of these two. They saw that Mueller was holding a fan with [Andrology Hospital, all kinds of difficult and miscellaneous diseases, infertility] written on it in his hand, his face was flushed, and his eyes were dull. , with his lips pursed abnormally, with the expression of a suspected facial paralysis patient.

And Luceria was holding a pack of tissue paper printed with [painless abortion, irregular menstruation, body cold and weak body, gynecological master] in her hand, and her beautiful big eyes seemed to be full of tears and mist.

"Could it be that those two international friends were cheated out of money?" The policewoman has a keen intuition. She has seen many innocent young Europeans come here, wanting to take a ride on the Sichuan-Tibet line, but they were all cheated.

"Go and ask, your English is good, you go." The male policeman drove the patrol car and went directly in front of Luceria and the two of them.

"Excuse me, do you have any difficulties?" The policewoman's English is only at the fourth level, but she has been patrolling the airport for a long time, and there are always a few commonly used sentences that are particularly fluent.

"Ah, no, no, we just felt too hot. We just came from Germany. Look at our passports. We are definitely not smugglers." Muller was taken aback. German police usually don't see you. I have arrived, but once I see it, there must be nothing good.So subconsciously, he felt that these two were here to investigate them, rather than out of internationalist concerns.

Luceria turned her head to look at the policewoman. Seeing her confused face, she knew that she must not understand Muller's English with a Bavarian accent.She quickly said, "It's just that we dare not go out because the temperature is too high. Is there a car rental service here at the airport? There is no air-conditioning at the taxi waiting point, and we may suffer from heat stroke."

"The rental car is over there, I'll take you there." The policewoman greeted the two of them into the patrol car, and then dragged them to the counter of the car rental company.

But when I asked the car rental company, neither of them could use their German driver's licenses. It was very troublesome to apply for a temporary driver's license and a lot of procedures.

"It seems that the Chinese are also very strict. There are so many procedures for renting a car." Mu Le was already dizzy, and both parties' English was not good.

"Then... let's squeeze the subway." Luceria could only think of public transportation. Although she had to transfer or something, at least she didn't have to wait in the high temperature.

"Well, that's the only way to go." Mueller stroked his sweat-soaked hair, and he could straighten it.

The two of them thanked the police, dragged their luggage and went to look for the subway.But both of them didn't have a good sense of direction, and with communication problems, they actually ran to the parking lot.

"Can we just buy a plane ticket to go home?" Luceria was a little dazed. This might be the most difficult day in her life.

Mueller stood aside, his mouth open, looking at a map of the airport.Learn what you don’t know. This is not quantum mechanics. It’s impossible to learn something that you can’t find.

Just when the two were at a loss, a little girl walked up to them hesitantly, and asked in standard German in a low voice, "Excuse me, are you Mr. Thomas Müller?"

"Huh? Oh! Yes, I am!" Mueller turned his head and glanced at the girl. After realizing that he didn't recognize her, he turned his head and continued to look at the instruction map on the wall.

"Can you sign it for me?" The girl took out a pen and paper, but obviously she didn't have any preparations in advance. The paper was just a supermarket shopping list, and she just reversed it.

"Wait!" Luceria took the girl's hand as if seeing a savior, the light in her eyes shone brighter than when she saw an idol, "You are a local, do you know where the subway is?" ?”

"Yes, I am. But why are you going to take the subway?" The girl is a German fan. She recognized Mueller, but she didn't know why he suddenly appeared here, so she just asked tentatively. After a while, I didn't expect it to be true.

"Because it's too hot outside, we can't get a taxi. There may be more people waiting for a taxi than all the people in Munich combined. When it's our turn, we may all be turned into humanoid beef jerky." Muller saw hope, He danced and said, "We plan to see the pandas, but I'm afraid the pandas have evaporated now."

The girl looked at the two and couldn't help laughing, "Hahaha."

Luceria and Muller watched her, silently waiting for her to finish laughing.

"Sorry, sorry, I'm a small shop." The girl wiped her tears and stood up straight, "Where are you going? I'll see you off. I'm leaving anyway."

"A hotel in the city." Luceria immediately showed her the hotel's information. She understood this girl quite well. After all, most people couldn't help but laugh when facing Mueller.

"By the way, you can just call me Lily." Lily led the way for the two of them and came to her car. "My house is not far from here, so I'll take you there directly."

"Thank you, Lily, you can take a photo with us and let Thomas write you a hymn." Luceria felt alive again as she turned on the air conditioner in the car.

"That's not necessary, I just want to sign it. By the way..." Lily glanced at Luceria and probably guessed her identity, "Who are you?"

"Oh, I'm Luceria Irani, the vice-captain of the Bayern women's football team, the new captain of the German women's national football team, a German Romanian gypsy. I married Thomas yesterday, and my name is Luceria now. Irani Muller." Luceria smiled at Lily and revealed her identity.

"Wow!" Lily was taken aback. She spent every day on various social networks and forums, but she didn't see the news of Mueller's marriage.It's just that she vaguely remembered that Muller seemed to have gone out with Ronaldo once and was photographed by the media.And when she first saw Luceria, she thought she was a model. She was tall, with a good figure, and she was so beautiful.

"Because we like pandas very much, we chose to come here for our honeymoon. However, we didn't check the weather forecast before we came here. We didn't know that it was hot as hell here. Just now the two of us walked out of the airport hall, and we were so hot that we were bleeding At least five liters of sweat." Muller didn't admit it, he thought that since she was his fan, she must be a kind and lovely girl.After telling all about what happened to them just now, he suddenly felt a little thirsty.

"Haha, this place is quite close to China's Jill Feng. If you have enough time, you can go there to play." Lily laughed. For the Munich people under the Alps, the climate here is really unbearable Bar.

"Is it hot there?" Mueller and Luceria asked in unison, they were really scared by the heat.

"It's hotter than here. If you are afraid of the heat, don't come to China in summer. Next time, it will be much better in spring and autumn. And, when the weather is not hot, many delicacies are more comfortable to eat. .Look at you, you can’t even eat hot pot.” Lily felt a little pity, and she wanted to take them to eat something delicious.But looking at the appearance of the two people in the back seat, it is estimated that they will not be able to get out after entering the hotel.

The car was stuck in the airport garage for almost 10 minutes before it got out of the ground. Luceria immediately felt a rush of heat. Can't help asking, "How did you survive in such a harsh environment?"

"Haha, not only are we living well, we have invented many ways to escape the heat, and we will also eat hot pot in a hot pot restaurant without air conditioning at a high temperature of 40 degrees, and we will sweat three catties to feel refreshed!" Lily laughed loudly Well, she actually doesn't really understand why Europeans are so afraid of heat, they can't stand it when it's over [-] degrees, it's really war scum.

At this time, Luceria felt that Mueller was holding her hand and seemed to be sweating again. Along the way, he held the suitcase with one hand and pulled herself with the other. Greasy, slippery.She tilted her head slightly, leaned on his shoulder, and looked out the window.

Slowly approaching the urban area, Luceria found that there are indeed many hot pot and string shops here, some of which are not air-conditioned, and the doors are directly open, like the big mouth of a three-headed hell dog.

They didn't get off the car to taste the local delicacies. Luceria and Muller never went out after arriving at the hotel.They signed Lily, took a photo with her and left her contact information.

"You can call me if you have any questions during this time in China. Anyway, I'm on summer vacation and I have a lot of free time." Lily was still excited inside, but she looked at Mueller with less fanaticism than at the beginning .After going all the way, she found that her idol was really as funny as the report said.Facing such a big boy who is close to the people, it is difficult for her to look at him as a male god.

"Thank you, Lily, if you have the opportunity to come to Munich, we will take you to play for a few days." Luceria always repays the favor of dripping water, she held Lily's hand and shook it vigorously.

"Then can I post our group photo on the social network?" Lily asked, she knew that foreign stars pay more attention to privacy, and might not like fans to expose their whereabouts.

"It's okay, Lily, post more, so that my teammates will be jealous." Mueller hugged Luceria, not knowing where he felt proud.

"Well, I want to make our fans jealous too!" Lily immediately took out her mobile phone, opened the group photo just now with Meitu software, and then edited the photo to look like a magazine cover before sending it out.

But Luceria and Muller really had no strength after tossing all day.They went back to the room to rest, and Lily also took the initiative to buy them a lot of local snacks, and then drove out to pack some of the most authentic Sichuan dishes for them, so that they would not have to look for food in such a hot weather.

"Oh, Lily is so kind to us, should we give her some reward?" Luceria felt that Lily was too enthusiastic, and she felt a little embarrassed.

"Let's ask for her address, and I'll send her the team uniform after returning to Munich." Muller nodded. Although he is also a star now, he has no experience in direct contact with fans like this.He also felt that Lily was a nice person, and he should show more.

While they were still discussing, Lily brought the food back. She was very conscious and didn't bother them anymore, and left after delivering the food.Muller did not forget to ask her for the address, and then paid her 200 euros.He didn't know how much the food cost, but it seemed that the variety was very rich.

Lily was also very honest, she took out the cash on her body, and returned a 100-euro note to him, and then there were six Grandpa Mao.

Turning on the air conditioner to 16 degrees Celsius, Luceria went to take a shower, and sat on the carpet in the coolest nightdress with the least fabric, ready to have a big meal.

Muller was even more free and easy, he came out with a towel around him.

Luceria glanced at him and was too lazy to say anything.For those who can hang their underwear outside the window, this towel is already considered trousers.She rummaged through the takeaway bag and found that there was no fork, only chopsticks, "Ah, how can I eat it. There is only rice and a pot of soup that looks spicy, and I can't use my hands!"

"It's okay, honey, I'll feed you." Mu Le picked up the chopsticks, and he did it very smoothly, and directly picked up a piece of hairy belly from the pot of Maoxuewang.

Although Luceria thought she could ask the room service to bring up the tableware, she still opened her mouth to eat, "Well, it's not bad, it's crunchy, spicy, and delicious, but it feels like being licked by a cat. Well, it's a bit fluffy and prickly."

"Wow, there's also jelly, look." Mueller took a piece of blood and got excited, but he didn't know what it was.But he had no taboos, he threw it into his mouth and ate it directly, "I can't tell what it is, but the taste is very good, you should try it too."

Luceria took a bite of another piece of Xuewang that he had picked up, and looked at the pot of food that she didn't know what it was made of, but her appetite was very good, "Well, it's all delicious. No wonder Coco can cook it. There are so many delicious foods, and she grew up in a place with so many delicious foods, her taste buds must be super happy."

"Next time we come with Coco, she must know more delicious restaurants." Mu Le licked his lips, he felt that he could eat spicy food, and he didn't feel uncomfortable at all.

"But summer must not come next time!" Luceria looked at the sun that had just set outside the window. She knew that the temperature outside must still be terrible, and she would never go out.

The two used a pair of chopsticks to finish a bowl of maoxuewang, two bowls of hot and sour rice noodles, two bowls of jelly noodles, two servings of cold noodles and Dandan noodles, and then lay comfortably in the big bed of the hotel and fell asleep comfortably .

However, the two of them didn't sleep very comfortably. The temperature of the air conditioner in the closed space was too low, and they would not feel very comfortable when they woke up in the morning.

Luceria rubbed her nose, she realized she had a runny nose.I hurriedly got up and went to the bathroom to take a hot bath, which was a bit more comfortable.

Mueller also woke up. He sneezed three times in a row, his hair completely changed into a chicken coop, "Leah, we should be able to go out today, it's so cold."

He looked up and suddenly found that the hotel's bathroom was made of frosted glass, which became transparent after the water drenched it.Seeing Luceria's figure, his nosebleeds spewed out Biu.The two of them were dizzy from the heat last night, and they ate so much that they didn't pay attention to this detail at all.

"That's why you didn't turn off the air conditioner!" Luceria came out of the bathroom, she saw Mueller's two lines of nosebleeds, and laughed out loud, "Look, the air conditioner has been turned on for too long, the air is dry , have nosebleeds."

She took out two pieces of facial tissues and crumpled them into strips, and she stuffed them directly into Mu Le's nostrils.

"Um..., hehe..." Mueller didn't speak, he walked into the bathroom silently, and began to take a shower.

With her back to the bathroom, Luceria began to apply makeup to the French windows.Even though it might be hot enough to melt TF foundation outside, she still goes out in makeup and three layers of sunscreen.

Muller walked into the bathroom, turned on the faucet, and poured water on the glass on purpose.But Luceria was putting on eyeliner, so there was no time to look back at him.

"Ouch!" he yelled, and stomped his feet, pretending to fall.

Luceria turned her head quickly, her eyeliner was drawn to her temples.But before she could move, she saw Mueller.

I saw him opening his mouth and raising his hands, as if he was dancing some kind of wizard praying for rain, he looked so stupid anyway.And little Muller is still throwing and throwing under him, just as unrestrained as when he was on the court.

Luceria couldn't help covering her eyes, her eyes were really hot, hotter than yesterday's Maoxuewang!