Let the Earth go, he's still a child

big fat boy...

Knowing that Aihua misunderstood something again, Optimus Prime and the ambulance became strangely silent in the Autobot insider.Tie Pi, who didn't know why, went into a rage on the spot and said, "This carbon base actually called me fat!" 』

Optimus Prime and the ambulance, who had tightened their nervous pipelines, secretly breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, Ironhide didn't think otherwise.

Thanks for the cultural difference! !

For the Cybertronians who just download language packs from the Internet to learn the languages ​​of Earth, they can only understand the superficial meaning of certain words without searching for them.For example, the four characters "big fat boy" literally mean a very fat boy. As the iron skin of an old-fashioned and upright Cybertronian soldier, he naturally doesn't think about strange things.

Due to her living environment and financial constraints, the Aihua girl has accumulated even more practical work experience than her studies since she was a child. She has a long driving experience, but she rarely comes into contact with vehicles such as vans and cars. On the contrary, they are more familiar with large-scale vehicles, such as road rollers, forklifts, cranes and even agricultural tractors.Therefore, after the limited commercial trucks scanned by the iron sheet appeared, the Aihua girl immediately walked around the iron sheet twice as if she had seen the novelty of an ambulance, and she went up and down from the car window mirror. He touched the tires to the floor of the car, and even touched the oil pipe.

And in the inside line, Tie Pi was furious: "Slag stove, doesn't this female Tanji have the slightest sense of shame?" !How dare you touch it anywhere! 』

Ambulance: "Calm down, Ironhide, she doesn't know that we are mechanical life, you are just an ordinary car now." 』

Ironhide: "If it wasn't like this, I would have asked her to try my 'water gun' a long time ago, directly saving the time of remaking the assembly line. 』

Optimus Prime: "Ironhide..."

Ironhide: "Well, I know what you're going to say, it's just a joke. 』

Fortunately, the Aihua girl didn't have much time to study, she got out from under the car after looking at the whole body of the iron sheet carefully, she stretched out her hand and patted the car body, and said to herself with some doubts: "How is it better than Dad Che?" Mom and Che are still dirty, um, but it is reasonable for a child to be naughty..."

Before Tie Pi asked what the car father and car mother were, the Aihua girl had already bent down and grabbed his car avatar like a paper model, and lifted Tie Pi easily and put it on the washing table.Tin Pi immediately felt the car's buttocks sting hot, which was the direct attention from Optimus Prime and the ambulance from behind.

The old male machine has kept himself clean for a million years, but who knows that he will not be able to protect himself when he gets old.At this time, he suddenly thought of the truck that was carried by Tanji when he came here. Now thinking about it, it must be that Optimus Prime didn’t run away, but when he came to his senses, he had lost the desire to molested Optimus Prime. qualifications.The iron wires were sparking, and the end was a bright and sad ashes that Aihua had turned over and over again.

Soon, the Aihua girl cleaned the car body, took out the black paint, and began to repaint it. Unlike Optimus Prime, who has amazing endurance, Iron Skin is also a veteran, but it is far behind in this respect. level of leadership.Even if it can withstand the deformation, but the body's reaction is still difficult to control, so when Aihua repainted, I felt the fuselage of the commercial vehicle under my hands was hot, and the internal engine made a sound of popping. When she opened the hood of the car, she saw sparks dancing on many pipelines.

"This car not only needs to be cleaned and repainted, but also needs to be repaired..." Aihua muttered.

Hearing this, Uncle Pi feels wronged and bitter in his heart.

Optimus Prime: "...Tinhide, are you okay? 』

As soon as Optimus Prime sent a message, the sound of sealing glaze came from outside at the right time. When the dog-nosed car heard the sound, he felt the same body shaking. The feeling of the 7000 high-frequency vibrations per minute rubbing against his body has never been better. I still have lingering fears!At this time, the Autobot's internal line has been screened by the iron sheet.

Iron Skin: "U-ball, this damn... ahhh..."

Ambulance: "Activate your condenser iron sheet, your body will continue to heat up, and you will be found abnormal,"

Tie Hide: "It's already been...Qiha...uh...it won't work there..."

Optimus Prime: "It's almost over, bear with me, old man, you can do it." 』

Ironhide: "Ha..."

Bumblebee: "...(⊙o⊙) What happened to the iron sheet? 』

quiet----

Optimus Prime: "..."

Ironhide: "..."

ambulance:"……"

Iron Skin: "The slag furnace forgot to shield the internal line!" 』

Jazz: "Hey!How did you come out, bumblebee!I obviously talked privately to tell you to shut up! 』

Bumblebee: "I forgot (⊙︿⊙)... What are Ironhide and the others doing, why don't they bring us along. 』

Before Jazz could answer, two prompts sounded from the internal line——

Sir Dick has been removed from the discussion group by moderator [Ironhide].

D.Bumblebee has been removed from the group by moderator [Ironhide].

Jazz let out a sigh of melancholy, pretending to be deep and said: "That is the world that only the adult machines who have passed the running-in period know..." Unexpectedly, those old machines seemed to be looking for a second spring after they came to the earth. , the sunset began to turn red.

After the farce of the two guys Bumblebee and Jazz suddenly appeared, Tin Hide did not wait for Optimus Prime and the ambulance to come to comfort him, and he directly silenced him. At this time, the good guy Zhuzi must not understand, comfort is also a kind The way to light a fire on a gasping wound.But now that the Aihua girl was still in the garage, the two of them couldn't speak directly, but gave Tie Pi some time to calm down.

Because there were many old rust spots and wounds on the iron skin, the Aihua girl spent twice as long to groom him, and by the time the work was over, it was already late at night.Aihua, who had consumed a lot of energy by swimming in the Mediterranean Sea today, also felt tired at this time. After putting away the remaining paint, he dragged his tired body to the bedroom to rest.After she left, the garage became quiet again, and the three machines looked at each other in blank silence.After the Aihua girl was asleep, Optimus Prime thought about it for a long time before he said, "Although we have found news about the source of fire seeds, the Decepticons should be on the move as well. We should be more careful at ordinary times."

Seeing that Optimus Prime didn't mention the matter just now, he also put down the core he was carrying, and said: "Megatron is not here, the style of the tigers is much more low-key than before, and the Starscream guy came to lead the Decepticons. They learned to tuck their tails to make machines."

"Starscream cannot be underestimated. He has a different cunning than Megatron. In some respects, he is even more difficult to deal with than Megatron. It is difficult for us to understand his CPU circuit." As the leader, Optimus Prime Be cautious.

The Autobots in the garage analyzed the situation in the dead of night, while the Aiwa girl in the bedroom listened to their conversations in half-dream and half-awake, but she was too tired and was not woken up because of this, but only in the conversations of several machines. In the book, I remembered a noun that was repeated repeatedly-Megatron.Aihua girl is a family of flowers. When she hears an unfamiliar word, the first thing she thinks is not a dictionary, but a Chinese homonym.

Megatron = Megatron = buy a bed...

buy a bed... buy a bed...

buy a bed...

These three sounds kept ringing in the garage, and the half-dream Aihua girl frowned, surrounded by countless styles of beds in her dream.

After being chased by the bed all night, the Aihua girl who didn't sleep well woke up late the next day for the first time, with big black shadows in her eyes.Wearing slippers, she walked to the garage with sleepy eyes, and saw that there were only three cars parked there peacefully, she couldn't help but wondered: "No one, it can't be the car that wants to buy a bed, maybe I misheard... "After the Aihua girl finished speaking, she yawned and left, but after she left, there was an uproar in the Autobot's heart.

Ambulance: "Brother, she mentioned Megatron just now! I recorded that sentence, except for the word Megatron, everything else was not spoken in carbon-based English."

Optimus Prime: "Yes, I'm analyzing the language. It should be another country on the earth. The language of the flower growers is Chinese, and it seems to be some kind of dialect."

Tiepi: "Stop talking nonsense, first download the Chinese language and text package to decrypt what she said just now, if the Decepticons are really allied with Carbon-based, then our situation will be very dangerous... Wait, this Chinese language package Why does it take up so much memory?" Tie Pi decompressed the downloaded language pack, and a group of word folders popped up, clicked to open——

Fujian, Cantonese, Hakka, Wu, Gan, Mandarin, Xiang, Jin, Hui, Pinghua, Zhuang, Bai, Tibetan, Wa, Yi, Lisu, Naxi, Dong, Dai Chinese, Mongolian, Jingpo, Dongxiang...

"..."

Which to learn? !

"It's just that the pronunciation is different in different regions. We can load the text package first." After the ambulance finished speaking, it was immediately supported by Ironhide and Optimus Prime.

Then the Autobots clicked on the text package——

Chinese Traditional, Chinese Slips, Bamboo Script, Wa, Miao, Fangbai, Fangfangyao, Mongolian, Jingpo, Uyghur, Tibetan, Korean, Daibu, Daibang, Daina, Jinping Dai, Xibe, Turkic, Uighur, Chagatai, Shuishi, Manchu...

The ambulance was silent for a while, and said: "I think it's better to find more professional personnel to deal with this kind of matter. Blindly searching without a clue is just a waste of time."

Tiepi decisively added the kicked Jazz back, and shouted inside: "Sir, come here quickly, there is a task!"

The upright brother Zhuzi suddenly realized: "Jazz has always been very interested in carbon-based culture."

Ironhide & Ambulance: "Well..." →＿→