Let the Earth go, he's still a child

Unable to pick up the Meow Meow hammer, Tony sat back on the sofa with an expression that must have been an error in the hammer authentication system. As soon as his buttocks were seated, he felt that the temperature in the hall seemed to drop a lot. He stretched out his hands and rubbed his arms, saying "Do you feel that the air conditioner seems to be turned on a little bit?" Seeing that everyone in the hall shook their heads with pitying eyes, Tony suddenly asked inexplicably, "Why are you looking at me like that?"

Everyone in the room looked at each other, and no one said anything about it. Only Steve winked at Tony and tried to smooth things over: "Tony, isn't this kind of thinking bad?"

"An old virgin who has slept in ice for so long will not understand." After Tony finished speaking, he made an exaggerated expression and said, "It's hard to imagine that an old virgin at such an age is simply a magical animal."

"What's wrong with being a virgin, I've offended you by being clean and self-conscious!" Tony's words can be regarded as stabbing Monk Temple, a soldier behind Major Lennox suddenly muttered, many of these soldiers who were stationed in the desert before They all agreed.Surprisingly, a group of Autobots around Optimus Prime also agreed: "Yes, this is self-cleaning." "The Decepticons have not been wiped out! Why do we do it!" "We are keeping our chastity for our future Tinder mates ""Learn from Chuangtianjun...Yu Natural Enemy, Optimus Prime and many other leaders!" "The First World War of Slag has been fought for 400 million years. If you sleep in a garage, who wants to make a target!" I told you not to fall in love in the army!" Well, even the autobot regulations that are usually the most resisted are used as a shield.

The group of Autobots seemed to have exposed something, Optimus Prime looked away in embarrassment, but Tong Tianxiao supported the one who said that the regulations did not allow it.Tony shrugged his shoulders and said, "It's so pitiful, I suddenly feel that maybe being a Decepticon is more comfortable." At least the villain organization will not have so many strange rules and regulations.

"Decepticons don't have women." At least there are no real worldviews, and other worldviews also have two or three kittens...

"..." Even worse.

"You didn't raise the hammer, and you couldn't reintroduce the right of the first night, aren't you disappointed?" A cold female voice suddenly appeared behind Tony.

And Tony didn't notice anything wrong. After all, there are still quite a few women in this base, and he leaned on the sofa and smiled leisurely: "There is indeed a little bit, but I am Tony Stark, even if I can't lift a sledgehammer, I will There are countless girls throwing themselves into their arms." His expression was very smug, and he turned his head to the person who spoke just now: "Right, in this respect, no one can deny my charm... charm..." He turned his head, just right Looking at Xiaojiali's extremely indifferent face, he swallowed his saliva and said, "...Li." His expression suddenly changed, and Tony stood up and hurriedly explained: "Listen to me, Xiaojiali! I was just joking!"

"No, you are indeed very charming. No one knows better than me, oh, and Jarvis." Pepper raised his eyebrows. Although his face was calm, every word he said was murderous: "I thought You really will change, I give you chances again and again, you really let me down Tony, you don’t need to explain, I don’t want to hear your back-to-the-beast excuses, I’m tired. I’m worried about you getting hurt, Along the way, I rushed to your side while dealing with the follow-up issues of the expo, but I didn’t expect this to be the one that greeted me. My boyfriend didn’t think about calling me to tell me I’m safe, but he wanted to promote some kind of first night right .Do you want me to help you contact some chiefs? They are willing to cooperate with the chairman of Stark, and let you have a harem of three thousand in an instant, Mr. Stark."

"No, Pepper, I really changed it..." Tony didn't expect to be caught by Pepper just because he was talking about it.

"Do you want me to count how many people you have slept with? Maybe I can't even count."

"Miss Potts, I have detailed statistics here. Since I was born and became Mr.'s housekeeper, the total is..." "Please don't talk about Jarvis now!!" Tony quickly covered Jarvis's words with a loud voice. Voice, since being modified and upgraded by this group of Autobots and Bruce, Jarvis's personality has become less and less likable!

"You are enough Tony, this is the end, I don't want to go on like this anymore. I should follow the advice of my friends, give up your playboy, find an honest virgin who is affordable, at least not let me go out I have to face my boyfriend's former girlfriend. In Aihua's words, what is green..." "The layers of green hats are soaring to the sky and the sky is so heavy!" Aihua interjected at the right time, and was stared at by Tony. After a while, hiding behind Optimus Prime, the leader apologized awkwardly.

But Little Pepper agreed with Aihua's words, and said: "Miss Carter is right, I really have a headache, and I am going crazy."

"No, I was wrong, forgive me." Tony quickly grabbed Pepper's hand.

"Sell my love, you have owed your conscience, no matter how much affection you give, you can't buy it back~" Bumblebee's audio played very appropriate music, and after being glared at by Tony, he let out an aggrieved groan and hid Behind Optimus Prime, the leader said sorry again in embarrassment.On the contrary, the eyes of the smoke screen who has been standing on the side, moving towards Optimus Prime little by little, seem to have opened the door to a new world!

Hearing the song played by Bumblebee, as an excellent assistant, Pepper, who is proficient in several foreign languages, immediately said: "Mr. Bumblebee is right, let's break up Tony, and you can enjoy your free life in the future."

"Don't be such a little pepper, think about everything we have experienced, I was just joking..."

"Love is not what you want to sell, you can sell it if you want to buy it, let me break free!"let me understand!Let go of your love! After searching for the same song, Yan Mu hurriedly sang, and after being glared at by Tony as he wished, he imitated Aihua and Bumblebee and hid behind Optimus Prime with a satisfied face.The leader who was used to wiping the brats' ass said awkwardly again: "I'm sorry..." Tong Tianxiao saw this, and said to Steve: "Look! The boss pampered them too much!"

Tony understood that with this group of spectators around, he would be a bachelor for the rest of his life. He took a step forward, picked up Pepper, put on the steel suit, and took his girlfriend who had broken up with him outside to coax him.

At this time, Ba Ji came out of the kitchen with a basket of plums in his arms, and saw a red shadow rushing out of the door, gnawing on the plums like a hamster and wondering, "Who put the monkeys in the house?"

"That's Tony..." Steve explained.

"Oh." Baji understood.

As soon as Tony left, everyone continued to discuss but found no results. After all, the person who was most familiar with Ultron had already left.

Although Ao Chuang didn't catch it, and didn't even make any progress, but the days would go on, so the next day, Aihua and others still got up early, with a bang and Steve who covered his appearance with a hat and a mask It's too early to go out and sell.Their breakfast stall has already gained a reputation at this station. It does not raise prices regularly, and the taste is good. The girl who sells the buns is cute, and the clerks are also two different types of handsome guys. They drive different types of cars every day. Come out, and no magistrate suspects that they are occupying the road. This strange phenomenon adds some mystery to the three, and people come here every day.

Steve has gradually gotten used to this life of not only being a hero, but also being an ordinary person. The life of daily necessities allows him to better understand the feelings of ordinary people.Although he wears a mask, his eyes always have a slight smile when he is working.

When Aihua was about to close the stall, suddenly a beautiful man and woman came from a distance, they behaved a little strangely, they looked around for a while, and then sat down on the empty ponytail in front of Aihua's booth, Among them, the girl stretched out her hand and rubbed her ankle.As for the other boy, he paid for some steamed buns, handed them to the girl who came with him first, and then the two of them ate breakfast quietly, but their expressions were guarded.

The two of them didn't attract the attention of others, probably only the three of Aihua could feel that they were different from ordinary people, but since they were only here for dinner, they wouldn't do anything to them inexplicably.Aihua was concentrating on hot hot pepper soup while talking with an old couple sitting at another small table.The old couple are also regular customers, and asked, "Why didn't you go out to the stall a while ago?"

Aihua put the soup on the small table, wiped his hands and replied: "A while ago there were aliens, when they were fighting, Iron Man destroyed the place where I put the dining car, these few days Genius just fixed it." This is true.

The two old men showed a clear expression, but a man and a woman came and looked at each other just now, and then the girl in red with long black hair whispered: "It's him again, is this guy a hero?" ..."

Hearing this, Aihua looked over and said with a smile: "It is inevitable that there will be some contagion during the war, which is normal. To blame can only be blamed on those bad guys who are just looking for trouble, and we are just passively resisting."

"But before he became Iron Man, he was also a weapon dealer. Do you know how many disasters his weapons have brought to some countries?" the girl retorted.

"The kitchen knife can also kill people, do you think the people who make the kitchen knife are extremely vicious?" Aihua asked back.

"That's different."

"There is no difference. It is a crime to kill one person as it is to kill a group of people. Every life is the same priceless weight. We should blame those who misuse weapons, not invent them. You say , if you were hacked by someone, you took the kitchen knife and melted it, thinking that you will get revenge, but in fact, the person who stabbed you is still at large, and then when they kill others, they will change tools, such as axes or even It’s bricks. And if Stark didn’t invent those weapons, we would have no power to fight back against the aliens, and more people would die then.” Aihua handed the vinegar to the old man while laughed.

This time, the girl didn't answer, just bowed her head with a complicated expression, while the boy beside her reached out to hold her hand and gave her support.Then, the two got up and left.At the same time, an ordinary-looking commercial vehicle parked in front of the booth, and it was Nick Fury who got out of the vehicle. He first looked thoughtfully at the two people going away, Then he walked to Aihua's booth and asked, "Who are they?"

"Just customers."

Fury narrowed his eyes, and then said: "I'll go back with me, and I have something to discuss with Optimus Prime." He glanced at the big truck behind him.Then he asked, "How's... Megatron at the base lately?" He didn't trust the Decepticon leader.

"Nursing the baby at home." Aihua said without raising his head.

"..." Why...