Let the Earth go, he's still a child

Baji, who had his favorite fruit cut off, looked a little dull. Steve, who hadn't heard the conversation between him and Aihua before, rubbed his hair. This action made him feel nostalgic, and couldn't help thinking Before he became a super soldier, at that time, whether it was such a friendly embrace of his shoulders leading him to the crowd, or naughty ruffles of his hair for comfort, it was the former Bucky It has been done to him, but when he was short at the time, he never thought about it.

Aihua held the basket of plums in her arms, picked up a tossed water and put it in Steve's palm, and then, under Baji's shining eyes, she took out the plum from the basket expressionlessly. A plum, slowly wiped off the water on it, and then...put it into his mouth, bit off half of it in one bite, chewed twice like a hamster, and then swallowed it.

Baji: "..."

Seeing this, Steve said helplessly, "Carter, don't do this." After speaking, he also opened his mouth and took a bite of the plum in his hand. The sweet juice immediately filled his mouth, and he sighed comfortably. After the battle, it was really hungry.

Baji: "..."

My heart is stuffy, this one and two don't hurt anymore...

Staring at Baji's fiery eyes and gnawing on the plum, Aihua wiped the juice from the corner of his mouth, and said to Steve: "Steve, do you also play the harem game of Her Majesty Queen Megatron?"

Steve nodded and said, "It's quite interesting." Excluding the peculiar route of attacking Megatron, this game is really amazing. Ever since someone became a queen in the middle palace, I thought it should have reached the end of the game Suddenly, it was completely updated as if it had just begun. In addition to retaining the original routes of farming, animal husbandry, dressing up, palace fighting, parkour, etc., it began to recruit soldiers in the name of the queen, and the entire Tyrannosaurus Kingdom was also in danger from all sides. environment.In the game, you can experience the passionate battle experience of defending your home and country, and different from the common individual heroism in ordinary games, this game is very particular about teamwork, and if you don't command properly, the whole army will be wiped out.

It is also very difficult to upgrade from an ordinary soldier to a general. Not only do you need to accumulate points for killing the enemy, but you also need to pass a very strict military knowledge assessment. The enemy arranged is likely to be the person in power of a certain country, so very few can be promoted to generals, and even military personnel from many countries frequently run into walls in this game.At present, Steve, who has never cheated on points and played games honestly, is still just a commander. To apply for an upgrade assessment, at least [-] basic points are required. (ps, this level was designed by Sir Autobot adjutant himself, with millions of years of combat experience...) By the way, Tong Tianxiao, who is also playing this game and resolutely resists cheating, is still raising pigs in Xinshou Village...

Seeing that Steve was also playing, Aihua persuaded him earnestly: "Don't get too addicted, like Tony, he fights for favor all day long in Gongdou games, but in reality he has a crush on buying a bed, alas...it's a pity that Buying a bed doesn't like him, and says he's a good guy."

Steve almost choked on the plum, he wiped his mouth hastily, and said with a helpless smile, "Don't make trouble with Carter, don't make fun of me while I'm eating." He pursed his lips silently.

"I'm not joking." Aihua said with a serious expression, "Haven't you noticed that the Ultron created by Tony looks a bit like Megatron?" Aihua said, and saw the opposite Steve raised his eyebrows and seemed to still not believe it, so she snorted and said, "If you don't believe me, I'll ask him later, just wait."

Seeing her rarely showing such a childish look, Steve simply followed her and said, "Okay, Aihua, I believe in you, but it's better not to bother Tony at this time..."

"What bother me?"

While Aihua was talking to Steve, Tony suddenly walked over, first stretched his waist without the noble and glamorous image of a rich man described in teenage novels, and then bluntly said directly from Aihua He took a plum in the basket in his hand and gnawed it on his own, pressed his stomach with the other hand and said, "I'm really hungry..." After eating, Tony stopped, and looked at Zheng with a strange look. She stared at him without blinking her eyes.Licking his lower lip in doubt, Tony asked, "What are you looking at me for? Is there dust on my face?" After speaking, he quickly reached out and touched his face, only to realize that his hands were not clean after a while.

Before Baji could answer, Aihua stepped forward and said: "Tony, buy a bed and say you are a good person."

Thinking of what Aihua said just now, even Steve and Baji, who firmly believed that this was a misunderstanding, couldn't help but look at Tony's reaction.And the latter didn't know what happened, but suddenly heard what Aihua said, and was inexplicably taken aback, and then realized that he was issued a good person card by an alien lobster?His expression suddenly became stinky, and Tony grinned and said, "I don't want to hear him say that."

Tony's expression, after Aihua's inclination hint just now, in the eyes of others, turned into a haggard rejection, Aihua looked up at Steve, and the latter's expression became very strange, As if he had something to say but didn’t know how to say it, after his expression twitched for a while, he rubbed his chin and asked instead of Steve: “You care about Megatron saying that?”

Tony glanced at him inexplicably, raised his eyebrows and said, "That's needless to say." After finishing speaking, he frowned and looked at Steve who stretched out his hand to rub his face, and asked in confusion, "What is your expression? "

"It's nothing, I wish you get rid of your rival as soon as possible, take the right place in the middle palace, and become the queen who buys a bed." Aihua took over the words and said.

Hearing this, Tony, who knew she was talking about the game, grinned and said to himself: "It will happen sooner or later." You must know that because the appearance of this game is too mysterious, even the United Nations cannot find out its origin. Under the rendering of the mysterious atmosphere, people with high IQs from all over the world were gathered to participate. Under this premise, it is a proud thing to be able to top the standings and become the queen.At present, just becoming a lieutenant after the assessment of the new territory will be considered a military genius.

"You guys talk, I'm leaving first..." Hearing this, Steve reached out and rubbed his temples, and hurried away.

"What's wrong with him?" Tony pointed at Steve.

"Three views are broken." Aihua scratched his nose and said.

Tony blinked blankly.

Since everyone was already hungry after the battle, Aihua didn't continue to wait for the meal. After buying vegetables, she went into the kitchen early to start cooking. In order to replenish the energy she consumed, she simply made a big pot of stuffing Compared with other meals, I made big steamed buns that are more hungry. As for other dishes, most of them are meat.A group of people who were already hungry, stretched out their paws to grab the buns and devoured them before the dishes were served. Even Tony and Dr. Banner, who were waiting for the results of the regenerative cradle experiment in the laboratory, could not bear the smell of the buns. I couldn't help but slipped out of the research room to eat while clutching my stomach.

Autobots also need to replenish their energy. Optimus Prime took a few energy blocks and a bag of energy candy to deliver meals to Jack, Buster and the ambulance who were researching the regeneration cradle, but just took two steps, he suddenly thought of What, asked: "By the way, Master Titan... Has anyone replenished Master Titan's energy these days?"

"..." A group of Autobots fell silent and looked at each other.

Seeing their appearance, Optimus Prime also knew that they were gone, so he turned around to replenish some energy for Master Titanium, but at this moment, suddenly, a violent roar erupted from the underground research room of the jack, which was mixed with The sound of the giant falling to the ground and several familiar cries of pain.Hearing this, Optimus Prime hastily dropped the energy block in his hand, and quickly ran towards the laboratory, while the others also took a bite of the steamed stuffed bun in a hurry, and hurriedly chased after him.

I saw that the entire research room had been blown up. Megatron, who was feeding the cats next door to the research room, ran out of the burning room with a litter of meowing cats in his hands. The kittens were unscathed, but he himself The outer armor was blackened a little.After putting the kittens in a safe place, he turned on the fire hydrant and sprayed water on the blasted research room. As a result, the Jack, the ambulance, the nemesis and the swing that came out stumbling out were sprayed head-on. face of water.

"Sorry, I didn't see..." Megatron said hastily.

"Cough... bah... I'm going to get rusty..." the ambulance said while shaking the water off his body.

"I seem to be hallucinating, that Supreme Guardian actually said sorry to me?" Nemesis tugged on the jack's arm and said excitedly.

"Yes, yes it is us..." Sway also said excitedly.

The ambulance and the jack quickly pushed out the two nemesis and swing who were in a daze because of Megatron's apology. Zhu picked up the ambulance and asked, "What happened? Could it be that the new consciousness implanted in the cradle of regeneration is the same as Ultron..."

"No, Tony's new research based on Jarvis's matrix is ​​completely correct, but when he was born, Jack was making a new weapon, so the frightened Jack shook his hand and the house exploded..." Rescue Che explained in a disheveled manner.As soon as he finished speaking, Aihua squeezed to the front, and hurriedly asked: "Did you give birth? Is it a boy or a girl!"

Before the ambulance could answer, after the smoke cleared after the fire was extinguished, a strange figure slowly floated out of the house. He had a body similar to that of ordinary humans, but without human skin color and hair.His expression was indifferent, but he had no killing intent.After scanning around, he opened his mouth and said, "I am Vision."

All the humans and Autobots in the room stared at him warily, only Aihua held Tony's hand excitedly, looked at Vision's crotch, and said, "Congratulations! Tony, you are so angry! Surprised!" A girl without handles!"

Tony: "..." Wait!Something is wrong.

Vision: "..."