Let the Earth go, he's still a child

Do you expect Xingjue to jump into the Pacific Ocean like Aihua to have a good time together, of course it is impossible!In fact, when Aihua enthusiastically invited him to come down to swim together, Xingjue pretended to have a stomach ache and escaped, leaving Aihua alone in the Pacific Ocean.After fully moving her limbs, she reluctantly climbed ashore from the Pacific Ocean, took out the clothes she had pressed under the boulder, and walked home.At the same time, the base was also full of excitement, because at the instigation of Little Spider and others, Ba Ji, who had been in charge of the chef for a long time, announced a strike today, demanding that those who had never been to the kitchen to help out were in charge of today's dinner. So Bruce, Dr. Banner, Thor, and Vision rolled up their sleeves, and Tony unfortunately missed this event during his date with Pepper.

Although he also did not help in the kitchen, Loki also did not participate in this event. He did not want to, and no one dared to force him. Otherwise, who knows if the second princess will be in the meal when she is angry Add something else.Loki is unwilling to absorb the kitchen, but on the contrary, Thor seems to be very interested. He who only knows how to roast meat takes it for granted that such a trivial matter as cooking is just easy to do, but his enthusiasm is in the face of a room full of people. The processed ingredients are extinguished after being processed. The Chinese cabbage and potato rounds are not cut into strips or pieces. The firewood, rice, oil, salt, soy sauce and vinegar are also packed in different bottles. Can't recognize it at all.

Thor was caught off guard, and Vision looked at the kitchen equipment calmly, and was analyzing where to start. Seeing that these two people looked out of state, living in the slums for a long time, washing clothes by themselves Dr. Banner, who was cooking, took the initiative to take on the task of the chef, throwing Thor a pile of vegetables for him to help clean, while Vision was assigned to chop the vegetables, and he could always cut all the ingredients precisely according to the instructions. to mm equivalent size.Compared with the three people in the cooperation, Bruce seems to be more independent. He has always given people a perfect and omnipotent appearance. Even if he enters the kitchen, he quickly occupies a corner and works alone, with a look of ease. Dr. Banner also took it for granted that there must be no problem with Bruce, so he simply ignored him at ease.

And Bruce did it with ease. He cut up the large pieces of beef and took out the required materials separately, but after doing this, there is no more... Before Bruce entered the kitchen, he had already cut the steak However, when I read it at the time, I thought it was very detailed, but when I actually made it, I found that the recipe was too rough, and many key things were not explained in detail.After the steak is cut, the ribs of the beef must be broken with the back of a knife first, but how can it be considered broken ribs?But fortunately, he can Google it... Well, it turns out that the tendons of the beef should be smashed with a meat loosening hammer.Bruce searched for a long time but didn't see the so-called meat hammer, so he went outside and asked, "Bucky, where is the meat hammer?"

As soon as the words came out, the people in the living room suddenly looked up. As expected of Bruce, he even knows such professional cooking tools. It seems that he must be very good at cooking!

Baji stood up, rolled up his sleeves and said, "We all use the back of the knife, and we didn't buy a meat hammer. This is more troublesome. Let me help you." After speaking, Baji walked into the kitchen quickly, and saw Dr. Banner inside. He was still clean and dignified under his command, and quietly heaved a sigh of relief in his heart. He rolled up his sleeves, picked up the back of the knife and began to break the ribs of the steak, while Bruce quietly recorded his frequency and strength.

After Baji helped Bruce handle the beef tendon, Thor also washed the dishes. At this time, Banner was busy making pizza, pointing directly at the frying pan and said, "Go and fry the chicken legs."

Thor nodded, and after gearing up for a while, he put the big pot on the fire, and without waiting for the water in the pot to evaporate, he poured all the oil in the oil barrel into it, and then he put the chicken legs one by one. dropped it.But soon, Thor discovered a strange problem, why the chicken drumsticks didn’t bubble and turn golden yellow as usual when Baji and Aihua were cooking, he couldn’t figure it out, and looked closer , and at this time, the oil pan was gradually boiling, and the water that had not been steamed in the pan exploded with a crackling sound, and the splashed oil splashed immediately scalded Thor's bear face, who was pouting his buttocks to make pizza Dr. Banner ran away holding his butt with a groan, and Vision looked at the oil spots on his body expressionlessly, and didn't know how to dodge them.

Thor, who was blushing a little, covered his face, and said to Dr. Banner with a look of horror: "I didn't expect cooking to be so dangerous!"

"..." If the doctor hadn't been trying to learn how to control his temper because he could turn into a Hulk at any moment, he might have put a frying pan on his face.

Bruce, who stood far away and escaped the catastrophe, looked back and found that oily spots had been sprayed all over the wall. Even Thor's powerful god body was scalded as if being dried by mosquitoes. The spray just now The splash area is not small, but it didn’t happen when Ba Ji and others were cooking. It seems that Thor must have done something wrong. When he was about to call Ah Fu to ask about it, he heard Banner had already gritted his teeth and explained to them: "When there is water in the pot, don't put oil!"

Thor nodded half-understood, suddenly felt a chill behind his back, he turned around stiffly, and saw Baji standing behind him gloomyly, his voice was equally chilling: "You pour oil and water Too much……"

"..."

... Thor was finally honest, but he had no choice but to be dishonest, because after this incident, Banner no longer dared to assign this kind of chef's work to Thor, and the chicken leg was now born It became very unpalatable after frying, and he didn't want other dishes to be ruined, so Dr. Banner asked Thor to stare at the oven. Anyway, the time has been set, so there shouldn't be any accidents just staring at the oven.

"Vision, let's cook the meat. I have prepared the ingredients and written the method on the paper. You can follow the steps I gave you step by step." Banner carefully wrote the steps on the paper and handed it to Vision, with the ability of artificial intelligence, as long as it is accurate enough, there should be no accidents.In order to prevent oolongs from picking up the wrong condiments, Dr. Banner marked the various labels of sweet and sour salt sauce on each bottle.

And Thor was still squatting in front of the oven waiting for the pizza to be ready. Because simply waiting was boring, he sat on the bench with his chin in his hand and watched other people working in the kitchen. When the pizza was baked, he could smell the aroma of Thor. Thor couldn't help sucking in his saliva. Seeing that other people were still busy and no one was looking at him, Thor stared at the pizza, thinking that this was his first time making pizza, and he didn't know how it tasted, so why not try it first …With this kind of mood of only trying a little bit, Thor tore off half of the pizza and stuffed it into his mouth, but because he ate it too fast, he felt that he didn’t taste the taste just now, so he tore another piece in a hurry ...

People who were busy in the room didn't notice Thor's movements in the corner, and Bruce ran into a problem after the steak broke. According to the steps copied from the Internet, the steak must be marinated first. That's the problem, Sarah. Put some salt and black pepper on the rice, how much is this?Bruce couldn't figure it out. He searched the Internet and found that there was no specific ratio. In desperation, he called the housekeeper Afu.

Hearing the young master's inquiry, the old housekeeper Ah Fu chuckled on the other end of the phone and said, "Salt, just a little bit will be fine."

"..." How much is a little...

"Black pepper, just a little."

"..." So how much is Xiaoxiao? !

"Oil, just a little bit will be fine."

"..."

Just when Bruce struggled for a long time, and finally started to try to put marinade on top of the steak, the phone in his pocket rang suddenly. When he opened it, he saw that A Fu had detailed the specific steps and ingredients. Sent over.At this time, Bruce had already scrapped a steak.

"..."

I was tricked by the old housekeeper again...

After rinsing the steak and preparing to redo it, Bruce encountered problems while frying the steak again, so he edited a text message and asked the housekeeper Ah Fu: "How long will it take to fry?" 』

Ah Fu: "Just a little bit." 』

Bruce: "..."

Ah Fu: The young master is so cute...

With Dr. Banner in charge, the meal went smoothly in general, except that guy Thor ate up the pizza by himself, and there were live caterpillars in the dishes that he hadn't picked out.The food that Vision made according to the data looks pretty good. Dr. Banner tasted the soup and felt that although it tasted different from normal mushroom soup, it was not bad.The steaks Bruce made tasted pretty good, but it took a long time, because the tutorials on the Internet taught how to make a steak, rather than making a portion for a group of people, so he simply repeated it a dozen times.But in the end, Bruce didn't reveal his secrets. Judging by his perpetually inscrutable appearance, probably except for Ah Fu, no one knew that he was actually cooking for the first time.

Needless to say, the food made by Dr. Banner is the hallucination.

There are quite a few dishes that have been served by Vision, and the presentation is also good. Everyone is looking forward to it.

Vision's first dish, mashed potatoes.

Everyone tasted it, um... the taste is good, but it feels like pork stewed rice strips...

Vision's second dish, vegetable salad.

Everyone tasted it, um...it tastes good, but why does it still taste like pork stewed rice strips...

...Vision's sixth dish, salt and pepper beef bone.

Everyone tasted it, um... the taste is good, it really tastes like pork stewed rice strips...

Vision's Soup, Cream of Mushroom Soup.

Everyone tasted it, um...!Finally there is a change, this is Garlic Pork Stewed Rice Noodles!

……

The thought gem on Vision's head: Blame me?