Let the Earth go, he's still a child

After a while of painting, Jazz, who is the petite Autobot on earth, took only half the time it took to paint other people to look brand new. His exoskeleton shell was severely damaged in deep space combat missions. After being repaired, he chose to shape it into a simple nostalgic gentleman's shell, and after arriving on the earth, the model he scanned was Pontiac SolsticeGXP, a streamlined, petite sports car like him.

Aihua girl washed her hands, feeling a little urgent to urinate, so she left the garage with the bucket.Not long after Aihua left, a bright yellow Chevrolet Camaro drove outside again, but this car was an old model that had long been outdated, and the paint surface was also tattered and full of dirt. It was even more miserable than the appearance of the iron sheet scan.This is Bumblebee, a young recruit among the Autobots. Although he is still childish, he was already an agent of the Cybertron Security Force before the Autobots and Decepticons went to war.The Cybertron Security Army is a rather mysterious, lowly but powerful unit that acts as the mouthpiece of the leader and the commander of the Defense Force.Bumblebee, who was born as a scout, was also quite cautious, but his deliberately down-and-out attire made him more conspicuous in some respects.

Before entering the range of Aihua's home, Bumblebee carefully scanned the heat source. He stopped when he noticed the buzzing in the bedroom, and after making sure that he had no plans to go out, he drove into the garage. Bumblebee didn't expect that Aihua, who had finished urinating, was packing up the used buckets in the basement at this time, and just missed the scan.Bumblebee entered the garage, and immediately saw the new-looking partners, and the young man was a little confused.

You who are shining brightly, and me who are tattered.

Bumblebee looked at the serious and old-fashioned leader in his heart, and found that he even wiped the floor of the car to look brand new. He suddenly felt that the world had changed, really changed...

"Bumblebee, why are you here? Didn't you tell you to stay there and continue to monitor the movements of humans and Decepticons?" Jazz was shining brightly, and his silver paint was like a star and autumn moon.

The Bumblebee had its sound sensor destroyed in the previous battle. Since it came to Earth, it has been using the broadcast signal of the popular human radio station combined with the built-in stereo to communicate with people. At this time, there were a few strange sounds from his speaker. electronic voice, followed by a hysterical growl: "I respect you, pity you, love you, admire you, miss you, and make myself almost torn apart... Hiss... You know I'm waiting for your eyes, waiting for your words A word or a hint, did you wait so anxiously? You made me psychic, life would be worse than death, and now, you still hit the target, saying that I... hiss... you are too cruel, you are too ruthless! You are too heartless (Crescent Grid)."

Brother Zhuzi, Uncle Pi, rescued: ...

Jazz looked down at his shiny new paint job, and quickly explained: "I didn't lie to you, this was just an accident... Besides, this is a strange channel line."

Bumblebee took two steps back in grief, and he quickly intercepted various audios on the Internet: "You said I couldn't hear the voice in your heart, for this sentence, I resolutely came back regardless of everything...hiss...but you, Avoid me like a poisonous snake!

You are addicted to audio interception... Jazz was about to say a broken me, how can I help a broken you, Optimus Prime stopped in time: "Bumblebee, let's talk inside, the garage is too noisy and it will disturb you." To the humans next door."

Hearing the leader's words, Bumblebee stopped and continued to intercept the audio, and turned to the inside line to say normally: "I encountered a Decepticon roadblock at the Hoover Dam, and was discovered by humans during the battle. In order not to have any conflict with them In a frontal conflict, we can only evacuate temporarily. 』

Jazz heard the words and said: "Brother, hurry up and make a decision, those tigers are not as talkative as we are, and they will never show mercy to humans." 』

Optimus Prime was about to answer, but at this time Aihua was walking towards the garage. Hearing footsteps, the Autobots quickly returned to their original parking spaces, while Bumblebee was caught off guard by being blocked. Sir Tin Hide turned into a car like that, but after seeing the wide open window behind him, he quickly plunged into it——

and got stuck...

"Woo... woo..." QAQ

The bumblebee flapped its little wings and struggled to get out of the window, but he was completely stuck, unable to pull it off, unable to get out, this idiot!A group of Autobots were secretly shocked. This time, it seemed that they really couldn't hide it any longer.

Sure enough, when the Aihua girl walked into the garage, she found a strange yellow machine stuck on the window, kicking her calf backwards desperately. She gasped, walked over quickly, and then grabbed a leg of the bumblebee, Pulled him directly from the window.With a bang, the big robot fell to the ground with his face on the ground, and then he quickly climbed to the back of the big truck with all fours, and the small wings behind him and the small tentacles of his head were raised up like fried hairs. A pair of blue optical lenses He looked at Aihua pitifully.

This time, I really can't hide it...

With a click, under the leadership of Optimus Prime, the cars in this garage began to transform one after another. The garage, which was considered spacious to them, suddenly became crowded, especially the big Optimus Prime. Squat down.

The Aiwa girl opened her mouth wide, as if she had lost her voice.Seeing this, Optimus Prime took the lead and said: "Sorry, I'm Qing—" "The car has become a genius!!" Before Optimus Prime had finished introducing himself, the Aihua girl shouted, and then she quickly took two steps back , drew a cross on his chest and said: "Heavenly spirit, earth spirit spirit, Taishang Laojun will show up soon..."

Optimus Prime was a little confused, and quickly explained: "We are autonomous mechanical life forms from the planet Cybertron, you can call us Autobots."

Aihua stopped moving with a look of horror, and repeated: "Cybertron? Are you aliens?"

"Yes, I am Optimus Prime."

"Oh." Aihua breathed a sigh of relief, and walked in front of Optimus Prime, without any fear.

"This girl's reaction is really strange." Sir said, wouldn't ordinary people feel panic or surprise when they saw aliens?

Seeing Edward looking at Sir, Optimus Prime explained: "We are all from Cybertron, this is Sir, Ambulance, Ironhide." He glanced back at Bumblebee, said: "This is Bumblebee, we They're all from another planet, they just came to Earth for something important, because..."

"Oh! I know! You are superborn, you came to the earth to avoid fines!" Aihua suddenly realized, and gave birth to three in one breath, how many tens of thousands will be paid to the flower family.

"..."

Bumblebee looked around suspiciously at the speechless machines around him.

"...No, you misunderstood." Optimus Prime covered his head, played the projection of Cybertron to divert Aihua's attention, and explained to her: "Our planet was once a peaceful and powerful country , until one day the leader of the Decepticons, Megatron, provoked a war, and our homeland was also annihilated in the war. The only power that allows us to rebuild our homeland is the source of fire. The power of the source of fire can destroy any A civilization, we have to find it, and we have to find it before the Decepticons."

"Is it on Earth now?"

"Yes, please believe that we have no ill intentions towards the Earth, although I know it's a bit of a force."

"No need, I feel that you don't have any malicious intentions. I don't care what you want to do." The Aihua girl said directly without any hesitation. Her unconditional trust made the Autobots confused. He had already asked first: "Boy, don't you have anything to say?" The barrel on his arm turned.

"I've lived most of my life, and I've never met anyone who is more honest and honest than you." Aihua said earnestly.

Come up and say that your own planet has perished, what an honest man!Isn't this just telling people clearly that I have no backing, and I can be dragged into the alley and beaten with a sap at any time, and no one will go to the police station to report the loss if I die.What's more, Aihua herself is half an alien, so why is it too urgent to talk about it? Just thinking of Megatron, the girl Aihua turned around and asked: "By the way, what you just said...buy a bed ?”

"Megatron is the leader of the Decepticons. Their madness has destroyed civilizations on several planets."

"This name is also chosen casually." Aihua said to himself, but such a dangerous person really cannot be ignored, and said: "We have to remind everyone to pay attention to these dangerous elements, but they are wanted We ordinary people can't post it..." The Aihua girl rubbed her chin, suddenly had an idea, and said, "Do you have any pictures of buying a bed?"

Optimus Prime and Jazz looked at each other, hesitantly said: "Yes."

I always have a bad premonition...

A few days later—

The chief intelligence officer of the Decepticons, Sonic, recently discovered in confusion that the search terms of their leader Megatron are gradually increasing. It seems that people all over the world are looking for their majesty. This makes Sonic a little cautious. I am afraid that the Autobots have already united with humans.Moreover, because of this turmoil, many humans are paying attention to the signs of their Decepticons, and many people are exposed to the crowd, being defeated one by one by the Autobots, or besieged by humans.

So, he hacked into human satellites, and found in the search that all the people who searched for the term Megatron were related to a software called Her Royal Highness the World's No. [-] Princess, which was popular all over the world.

This must be the conspiracy of the Autobots!

Sonic carefully downloaded the software and clicked to install it.This is a software for virtual idols. Human beings can use the software to sing any song after inputting notes and lyrics, and dance moves are also prepared in the software, allowing virtual idols to dance around the world according to the singing.If there is a modifier, you can also rely on simple dragging actions to let the virtual idol make the required actions according to your needs.

The software is very small and easy to install.As Sonic opened the software, a pop-up window suddenly appeared, followed by a video.

Click to play.

Ding--

"I am Megatron! ! 』

Suddenly, Megatron's big face appeared in the video, followed by the shiny and clear Decepticon logo.

As soon as Sonic inhaled, he held the engine.

I saw that Megatron in the video moved! !

He took two big red silks and danced the big yangko. Behind him, a group of Decepticons including him waved fans, walked on stilts, and ran a dry boat: "My hometown! Hey~ I live in Cybertron ~

I am the machine under the assembly line in this ball!

Don't look at the size of the planet~ It has electricity, mines, oil and water!

Saixing people are very harmonious, but Huzi is a bit noisy!

Many, many things happened in the iron castle, recalling the special fun at that time!

Friends, if you are interested~ I will introduce you to the people in our star~~~! "

……

The sound wave slowly slid down from the human satellite, and the sound of error reporting came from all over the body.He slowly copied this software to Starscream, and a moment later, Starscream's hysterical voice came from the communicator——

"What did I do wrong and you have to show me this!!"