Let the Earth go, he's still a child

Sang Whip has not had a good meal since he came out of prison, and his standard of living is not as high as when he was in prison. Because of his status as a wanted criminal, he naturally cannot act in a high-profile manner in the city, and can only hide in a security environment It is a chaotic slum area, but in the slum area, even if he is a murderous butcher, he cannot get enough and delicious food from a group of poor people.He is tall and strong, but he needs a lot of energy supplements more than ordinary people. Therefore, after leaving the prison, his weight has plummeted by more than 20 catties. He is envious of this.At the same time, his strength and speed have regressed a lot compared to before, which made him have to spend a lot of time looking for food.

Whether it's the rats running around in the slums at night, or the weasels that emit a strong smell, they are all delicious food in the eyes of the over-hungry whip, and those punks who come back from time to time to provoke and declare the right to occupy the territory , is the best snack, and occasionally you can find a lot of change on them.So after finding some change from the agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Sangbian has no interest in other inedible things. Maybe weapons can make him interested, but neither will these agents who are actually Hydra Carrying a weapon on his body gave Sang Whip a chance to refill his gun.

A CD, not to mention the mourning whip that now belongs to the homeless, does not have any playback devices to watch at all. Even if there is, he will not easily believe the information in it, because the wrong brainwashing code of the Winter Soldier before has been lost to him. Since then, he also knows that the intelligence of SHIELD is not as reliable as the legend, so it is very difficult for the Secretary of State of Hydra to let Sangbian put away the CD.

But the agents couldn't just give up like this. After analyzing the reasons for the failure last time, they planned the possible route of the funeral whip, and planned to prepare him with the DVD player and food this time!So after analyzing the possible direction of Sang Whip, the agents rented an inconspicuous house in a secluded countryside, and then designed to lure Sang Whip over.Sang Whip, who was on his way, "accidentally" saw a few sneaky people on the road. He thought they were agents tracking him, so he followed them into a remote mountain forest, but after entering, he found that these agents seemed to be arguing internally, and Trying to compete for a disc, in the end both of them were injured, and they "died" together under the opponent's gun.

Sang Whip thought that this kind of development was a bit too strange, but those with bare feet were not afraid of wet shoes, so he went forward and searched for the mask equipment and passport documents commonly used by the agents on the two agents, and found them inside. A lot of cash, and the overjoyed Sangbian showed God Help Me Ye's crazy smile.Although the guns in the hands of the two had run out of bullets, Sang Whip put away the empty gun, then he squatted down, and put away the disc that was fought over by the two agents and killed them.He walked towards the dilapidated house in the forest.There are some simple but practical equipment in this room. Obviously, this is a secret station of S.H.I.E.L.D., which is undoubtedly the most needed for Sangbian who has nothing now.

After throwing the corpses of the two agents into the backyard, Sangbian lived in this simple but well-equipped small house grandiosely. At this time, he finally had no worries about food and clothing, and he was glad that he could use the equipment in the house to research new weapons. He can also take a good rest for a while.The two agents who played dead in the backyard quietly crawled out of the quagmire in the backyard, and then the two approached the house silently, carefully spying on Sangbian's every move.When they saw that Sangbian, who was full of food and drink, finally put the CD into the computer, he was deeply relieved.This mission, in some respects, is much more troublesome than the simple hunting missions before...

They cannot just watch the content of the disc, the more they know, the sooner they will die.Therefore, after confirming that Zang Whip had opened the disc, the two agents also prepared a fake corpse to replace them, and then quietly left from the courtyard.

At this time, Sangbian, while drinking beer, turned on the player, and clicked the OK button for Liu Hai to chop wood——

"Miss Hu! 』

"Why! 』

Hey? ? ?

Sangbian narrowed his eyes.

"My wife~"

"what? 』

Ah? ? ?

Sangbian said hello.

"Who do you compare me to! 』

? !

Sangbian made a dazed face.

"I compare you to a cowherd, you are not far behind~! 』

"..."

Reminiscent of the death of two secret agents because of this disc, Sang Whip felt that this disc should not be underestimated. It was performed in Chinese. Could it be that the lyrics were tricky? !Sangbian had a serious face, and he decided to find a Chinese to translate after listening carefully!Thinking of the information that might be hidden inside, Sangbian, who trusted his IQ, listened more carefully!

"Brother Liu Hai, you are my husband~"

Sangbian nodded along with the music.

"Sister Hu, you are my wife~"

Sangbian began to shake his legs.

"It's coming, it's coming, it's coming~~~"

"..."

This song is pretty good just by listening to it... Sangbian, who was shaking his legs, thought silently.

Soon, after listening to Liu Haiqiuqiao and Xiao Erhei getting married, Sangbian recorded the lyrics and planned to find a translation online.But when he opened the Google page, a row of news came into view. The superhero was going to hold a meeting with the United Nations in Vienna. The name of the actor was Tony Stark!

At this second, all the movements of Sang Whip froze, his eyes were fixed on Tony's name, and then he laughed wildly, the god of kung fu.

"Ha ha ha ha--!!"

Tony Stark! !

You can't escape this time!

This is why Sangbian does not need to rely on any intelligence organization at all, because his enemy Tony Stark is always a restless guy, he is always exposed to the eyes of the whole world, and his itinerary is never a secret , Those who want to seek revenge from him will never have to worry about losing his information.Therefore, compared to other superheroes, Iron Man is also the one who is most likely to be provoked by supervillains. Even some ordinary people who can't find an enemy will turn their anger on him, just like Wanda back then.

Vienna Union Building?

Ha ha……

If under the protection of so many heroes, there are still officials who die, I wonder if Tony will still have that disgusting smug smile on his arrogant face?

Watching countless people die under the protection of close at hand, this is the biggest blow to that hypocritical guy Tony!Even if there are many superheroes, so what if people like Scarlet Witch and Vision who are not welcomed by the government and considered unstable and dangerous do not participate in this meeting, and who can protect everyone's safety!No matter how powerful Tony and Captain America are, they are flesh and blood in the face of bombs. They may be able to save one or two people, but they cannot transfer thousands or even tens of thousands of people in one go.

Sangbian has already begun to sketch a perfect future in his heart, and he is a little proud when he thinks about it.But what he has to do now is to make a perfect bomb and wipe out those hypocrites!

……

At the same time, the happy home base——

"Friends, the boss hopes that we can bring the Rubik's Cube with us this time just in case." Falcon, who had just finished the mission, stood at the door and said. It was already night, and the living room did not turn on the lights, but a large 3D projection The stars make the room look very romantic.Falcon, who was black, wore a tight black leather jacket, which almost blended into the night. Only when he was speaking, could he see a mouthful of snow-white teeth.In this room, the only thing that is more eye-catching is probably Aihua who is wearing a neon yellow Bruce Lee tights.

Finally, some people couldn't take it anymore, and Kuaiyin, who was watching ghost movies, said, "Can you two sit down and not move?" Especially Aihua, whose clothes that looked like a sanitation worker's uniform were very conspicuous in the dark, The key is that there is no hat, running around at night like a headless ghost floating around.In contrast, the falcon looks like a false tooth floating in the sky is much more acceptable...

Aihua and Falcon sat down amidst Kuaiyin's chatter, and Steve put the peeled apples on the coffee table, saying: "This time there will definitely be super villains who will take the opportunity to provoke, please leave the safety outside to everyone." .”

"Don't worry, captain." Jazz replied, compared to Xiaofeng and Yanmu, who were shivering in the arms of the ghost movie atmosphere, he was eating energy candy leisurely.

"At that time, I was unwilling to hand over the Rubik's Cube to the base for safekeeping, and now I want us to take it there. Why don't you care about bringing the Infinity Stones to a crowded place at this time, and they might be snatched away?" Kuaiyin said. One hand dragged his chin and said, he was poked by Wanda just as he finished speaking.After experiencing Wanda being targeted, Kuaiyin didn't have the slightest favor for the US government.

"Because even if someone was unlucky before, it wouldn't be them." Aihua said meaningfully.

Steve thought that there would be nothing wrong with Optimus Prime's arrangements, he nodded reassuringly, and reached for the coffee table, only to find that the fruit he had just peeled had disappeared out of thin air.

Steve looked suspiciously at Baji and Kuaiyin who were sitting next to him, and the two were staring at the TV seriously, leaving him with a serious profile.Steve looked suspiciously at Thor sitting in front, and Thor turned his head and showed a bright smile after feeling the captain's gaze. Steve immediately understood, and thought in a good temper, since Thor Just eat it...

Steve began to lower his head to cut the second one, and the moment he lowered his head, Baji's bulging right cheek and Kuaiyin's bulging left cheek began to squirm like a hamster.