Let the Earth go, he's still a child

In the confinement room below No.17 base, Baji sat cross-legged on the smooth and cold floor, dragging his chin while drinking water while looking at the tablet computer Aihua brought, watching the time under the computer screen turn around and stop again. After walking around, he inevitably felt a little puzzled, why Aihua hadn't come back after going out to the toilet for so long.

He looked up at the ceiling, and listened to the vibrations coming from outside. Every time the roar of an earthquake appeared, it would make this small confinement room shake.

Thinking of something, his bawdy expression gradually became serious. His facial features, which were not hostile at first, could piece together a quite deterrent effect when he was serious. The agent in charge of monitoring him outside couldn't help swallowing. , with one hand on the handle of the gun at his waist, he knew that if there was a real fight, he would definitely be nothing but cannon fodder.Fortunately, Baji didn't intend to escape from the prison, he just said: "I'm going to the bathroom." He said, walking towards the gate, holding the transparent glass door with both hands and looking at the agent outside.

The agent outside the door sighed in relief, then unscrewed a small door, and threw a urinal to Baji.

Baji: "..."

Sexism? !Your country's human rights pills!But now someone is looking for trouble with Steve, and the Avengers have just made a compromise at the international conference, he can't mess around and make a moth.Baji glanced at the agents outside, then silently crouched in the corner holding the urinal.The spies outside watched for a long time, but they didn't see Bajixiuxiu, and thought to themselves, this guy is really restless, fortunately he wasn't fooled into opening the door just now.

At this time, the people on duty below and Ba Ji are not clear, and the No.17 base is already in chaos.The huge ape roared at the moon. The brown and black fur stood on end, especially the hair on the head, which stood up like a brush. The red eyes had no pupils, but only reflected the traces of the moon. After the agent roared, the giant ape stopped moving and just looked up at the moon. Her body was trembling slightly, as if she was holding back something.Obviously, she has not completely lost her mind, and she is still a literary monkey at this time.Aihua is not of full Saiyan blood, so she can maintain her sanity with difficulty, but when she is desperately controlling the instinct of this state, the agents of the Seventeenth Base did not take the opportunity to escape, but surrounded her and faced her His ass is a burst of shooting.

Roar--! !

The crimson blood immediately filled the eye sockets completely, her eyes were no longer clear, what was reflected was not the moon, but madness.

But the Hydras of the Seventeenth Base faced up to the difficulties and stepped forward bravely. They raised their cannons and guns, and shot at the giant ape with the belief of victory. Suddenly, one by one exploded on her brown-black fur. spark.But this kind of injury is like fleas to the giant ape. With a big wave of her hand, those crackling guys around her will be pulled aside, because this article is a funny article and escaped unharmed. The dead Hydra soldiers held their weapons in horror (Natural Enemy: Dissatisfaction), and fled in all directions without the commander saying a word.But at this moment, the sound of fighter planes suddenly came from the air, and the surrounding tanks were gradually approaching, which made the Hydra fighters who had just received death threats regain some confidence.

As if they were not the ones who rolled and crawled back just now, a group of soldiers stood up again following the footsteps of tanks and planes. ape.

At this time, the commander of the base had recovered from the shock. He carefully observed the whole body of the giant ape, and then ordered: "The eyes are not easy to aim, so hit the mouth. It will be invulnerable from the outside, but the mouth will not." Aim at the mouth and shoot!" The giant ape's roar terrified them, but also gave them convenience, the big mouth is much easier to aim than the eyes!

Following the commander's order, the most powerful weapons in the base were all aimed at the giant ape's mouth. Against the backdrop of the black curtain at midnight, the cannonballs shot across like shooting stars. The Hydra warriors also fired in unison, and suddenly brilliant golden fireworks burst into the mouth of the giant ape, like the Sonny brewing a lion's roar.As the sparks bloomed, the warriors of the Hydra all made a triumphant gesture, looking at the giant ape surrounded by smoke and gunfire.

But when the smoke cleared, what they saw was not the fallen figure of the giant ape, but a pair of angry red eyes.The giant ape let out a low whine, and with a wave of its claws, it directly broke the wings of the plane hovering over her head. Then, with a sweep of its thighs, countless tanks and people with weapons fell on their backs. Make a fist, look up to the sky and let out a long roar, roar——! ! (Translation: Who gave me popping candy just now, it’s not sweet at all!!)

This time, the giant ape was really irritated. After a short pause, she directly opened her legs and walked towards the Hydras at the Seventeenth Base. The guys with the guns suddenly got up in horror, and fled around again.Seeing the escape of the prey, the giant ape, which is currently in the upper hand, roared excitedly, then clenched its hands into fists, and began to slap its chest vigorously in demonstration.But at this moment, the giant ape's movements suddenly paused for a few seconds. At this moment, it seemed that various beautiful scenery of the low-lying Sichuan Basin appeared in front of her, which made the eyes of the Saiyan who had lost his mind suddenly recover. With a trace of clarity, she silently let go of her breast-beating hand, and then chased after the hydra with teeth and claws.

As the commander of the No.17 base, he was hiding far away on the edge of the plane at this time, and he immediately directed the pilot to turn around and leave, and then he hurriedly dialed the phone number of the Secretary of State, and it took only a few minutes to wait for the connection. , it seemed as long as a lifetime, after finally getting connected, the commander couldn't wait to shout to the mobile phone: "Secretary of State! Hurry up and send troops to support us, a scary orangutan appeared in the base! It's terrible, I It feels like the world is going crazy! We can't keep up!"

But before the commander finished yelling, a louder yell suddenly came from the other side of the phone. The Secretary of State, who was supposed to be resting in the world's top nursing home, yelled on the other end of the phone: "Crazy, crazy!! I'm going crazy I want to leave this ghost place, I ask for support!! Hurry up and send troops to support me! I just crushed a blade of grass, and she is going to kill me! This hospital is a madhouse! Help! Help me! I was almost killed! Come and save me!!"

The commander stared blankly at the constantly roaring phone, and soon the voice of the Secretary of State on the other side stopped abruptly. Then, a somewhat strange voice with laughter replaced the Secretary of State's voice. His voice was a little far away from the phone, like He was talking to the Secretary of State: "Mr. Secretary of State, don't be so serious. You have to learn to see the funny side of things, so you can laugh a lot." Then there was a rustling sound from the phone, and the speaking voice picked up. The phone that was originally dropped on the ground said to the commander on the phone: "I'm sorry, sir, just like Doctor Jigsaw and Doctor Hannibal said, the Secretary of State is still in a bad state of mind, and he always sees some Illusion, he can't return to work now, we will take good care of him, goodbye."

With a snap, the phone was locked on the other side.

Before the commander had time to contact the other Hydra leaders, he felt a violent vibration, and the plane he was in was directly thrown to the ground by the giant ape.They were forced to leave the damaged body in a hurry, and fled in all directions.

So under the bright moonlight, a giant ape chased after the screaming crowd, circled around the site of the Seventeenth Base...

Among them, the one who was probably the most frightened was the agent who just started to turn his back to Aihua and read the moonlight on the bedside. Becoming an orangutan brought a great blow to his spirit.At this time, Baji, who was also in this base——

Baji: "..." The posture is wrong, I got up and fell asleep...

...

In the early morning of the next day, after the moon disappeared, the crazy giant ape returned to human beings, and beside her lay a pile of panting and collapsed Hydras, and the entire No.17 base had been razed to the ground. On the flat ground, under the destroyed buildings, you can even see a large number of prohibited weapons.After the giant ape felt that the power was gradually disappearing, he stopped chasing the hydra, but shuffled into the forest alone, and then the whole monkey jumped into the water.When she got out of the water again, she was already a little girl with bare buttocks.

Although she didn't completely lose her mind when she became a giant ape, Aihua herself couldn't remember what happened before. She just remembered hearing someone recite a poem, and then her memory became blurred...

Could it be that she was hit by the ecstasy that was passed on by word of mouth among aunts in WeChat legend? !

Aihua crawled out of the river with bare buttocks, and found that his clothes were gone. He turned his head and saw a group of unconscious soldiers lying outside. He quickly took the opportunity to put on the clothes of one of them, and then walked out of the forest.It's just that as soon as her front foot left the jungle, she faced a group of muzzles from behind.After running all night, Hydra, who still had some strength, held a weapon on guard, aiming viciously at Aihua's vital parts.

And at this moment, the voice of the assistant to the Secretary of State who left after bringing Baji and Aihua here came from outside. At this time, he was explaining to a bunch of reporters in a panic: "Don't worry, we will definitely Without mistreating Miss Carter and Mr. Barnes, I can take you to kiss..."

"..."

The assistant secretary of state's voice stopped abruptly, and the reporters all showed shocked expressions.

What appeared in front of them was a disheveled little girl and a group of menacing and murderous soldiers pointing guns at her.