Let the Earth go, he's still a child

Baji is really popular now. Of course, the two brothers and sisters, Aihua and Wanda Kuaiyin, who were shot innocently, became popular together. Since a netizen of Huahua took screenshots of their videos and added lines, this set of emoticons It became popular all over the world in an instant, and enthusiastic netizens thoughtfully translated it into more than a dozen languages ​​for the convenience of foreign comrades-in-arms.Immediately, this set of emoticons became active on major websites. Basically, under all the news that slanders the Avengers, there will be a row of melon-eating emoticons.

There is a set of emoticons for eating melons, the first one is Aihua eating melons, the picture is a little blurry, and the movement of eating melons is the same as that of normal people, so everyone said this is ordinary melon eating [Quick Transmigration] to me a kiss.The second one is Wanda eating melons. Compared with Aihua, her movements are much more ladylike. She cuts into pieces with a small knife and eats them with a toothpick, so she is called literary melon eater.As for the third picture, Baji was holding the melon with both hands, and he had a bite in the middle of the huge watermelon, but this bite took off one-third of the watermelon, and Baji's cheeks were still covered with watermelon juice and a few pieces. A melon seed, so he is doing his part to force him to eat melon... As for Kuaiyin, when the camera shines on him, there are only a few pieces of watermelon rind under his feet. After thinking about his ability, it becomes a triple eater melon.

However, this kind of aboveboard slap in the face did not make the assistant to the Secretary of State give up the arrest, but on other news pages very seriously denounced the Avengers for abusing their ability to control public opinion, and believed that the comparison video released by the Avengers was sophistry. The evidence that the Baji dropped the bomb was initially released is the conclusive evidence.It's just that after the spoiler of eating melons, many people began to wait and see, but the flower growers were not so polite at this point. They haven't forgotten that the group of Americans bullied their flower planting avengers.So in the comment area of ​​this news, the water army bought by Hydra to guide public opinion was completely suppressed by the tap water from flower planting.

Then, the flower planting people's behavior also led to the media and the masses in other countries. Therefore, some media that were not controlled by Hydra simply used emoticons.For example, next to the video screenshot of the Assistant Secretary of State declaring that he wants to arrest Ba Ji, there is a Kuaiyin's face on it, and the words [I was so scared that I dropped the melon] were written on the picture.On the screenshot of the video where the Assistant Secretary of State stated that it was Captain America who bent the law for selfish ends and took away his friend the Winter Soldier, there was a picture of people eating melons who did not know the truth.

Compared with foreign friends, the emoji packs of netizens who grow flowers are obviously more diversified. Soon someone hacked the personal website of the Secretary of State, and the picture that appeared after clicking on the website made many people who understand memes burst out laughing .On the personal website of the Secretary of State, all the news is gone, replaced by two screenshots, one is the official news map of the United States, the picture is the bomb-installed Baji plus released by the United States earlier, and the one posted below is It was a picture of Gao Xiaosong, and on the picture was written [Why do you take selfies, do you have a crush on me].Moreover, these two pictures can be clicked on. After clicking on them, a detailed comparison picture will appear. From all aspects of analysis, the person in the picture is not the real Winter Soldier, but the Winter Soldier Plus.

The Avengers' counterattack has not yet begun, and fans on the Internet have started to support the Avengers one after another, and some grandmas have begun to use the small amount of Avengers battle scenes on the Internet to make tear-jerking videos. The people fighting are also the most vulnerable people in normal times. The country and the people can't help at all, but they can justifiably insult and laugh at these people walking on the edge of hell.

There are also some videos released from the hands of some government personnel, all of which are dangerous scenes that have never been released. Spiderman was almost crushed to death in order to save others. Steve used his shield to resist shells and protected several children behind him. Iron Man alone Breaking into a terrorist organization to save refugees... Many people only saw their brilliance, but no one thought about what they paid behind the battle.If the previous dangerous video is still surprising, then the following video is heart-breaking.Spider-Man crawled out of the ruins in tatters, and the skin under his clothes was no longer of normal color. Steve sat on the medical bed with his back naked, and the doctor was helping him pull out the killing fragments inserted into his flesh.And Tony Stark, that super rich man who is always confident and glamorous, Iron Man, when he took off his mask, his face was stained red with blood... After seeing these pictures, the video was finally released The news and comments that insulted superheroes became especially glaring.

The power of tap water is powerful, and even the hydra did not expect that the attack of public opinion, which was originally invincible, would actually have the opposite effect this time.The more the media smears superheroes, the more fans rise up to clean them up.

And what really caused the sensation and forced the US government to finally react was not the Avengers, nor the pressure of public opinion, but another wave of people who suddenly appeared.Just after the Assistant Secretary of State publicly stated in the major media that the Winter Soldier, James Buchanan Barnes, is a notorious Hydra suspect linked to terrorist political assassinations.On the next day, a team that everyone had to face up to appeared in front of the world. All of them were veterans who made heroic contributions during World War II. Can't stand up, but these old fighters who really have a heart of freedom reappeared in the people's field of vision for an old comrade who is now called the notorious Hydra.

James Buchanan Barnes, a revolutionary hero in the war-torn era, made heroic contributions to the anti-Nazi, and even fell off a cliff in order to save his comrades in battle. His life and death are unknown.People who grew up in a safe society in modern life and enjoyed the peaceful age forged by the blood of these combat heroes, what qualifications do they have to judge him with such words?This is an insult to all the veterans who paid for World War II and a slander to the revolutionary heroes.

Some veterans who were still able to move, accompanied by their families, went to protest under the government building. For these veterans, no one dared to stop them, and no one dared to chase them away.In the same way, on the Internet, some veterans who can't take care of themselves have also appeared to complain for their old comrades. They firmly believe that it is absolutely impossible for Barnes to do such a thing with normal consciousness. Someone put the blame on!

The matter has reached such a point that it cannot be controlled by one or two people at all. At this time, Hydra has to stop. If it continues, it will attract the attention of other parties. At that time, Hydra will infiltrate the forces inside the United States Maybe it will be wiped out.The originally one-sided official media also began to broadcast the protests of the veterans, and the politicians who had vowed to arrest the Winter Soldier before disappeared from everyone's sight at the same time.

Looking at the chicken skins on the TV, the veterans who have no trace of their past, accompanied by the national anthem of the United States, sat on the sofa with plums in their arms and watched.

He stretched out his hand, his fingertips full of calloused history, and touched the aging faces across the screen, and his brothers who appeared in the gradually recovering memory have become one after another. Fragments frozen forever in the museum.

"After the war is over, James, I'll buy you another drink. 』

But...they waited until the war was over, but he didn't get a chance to drink that glass of wine.

"Be my son's godfather, of course, I'd rather be Steve. 』

The child may have also become a father, but he has not yet met his godfather.

"I think when we're all old, retired, and the world is at peace, we can get together again. 』

World War II is over, the world is peaceful, they are old...

But he didn't.

……

Steve, who accompanied Zemo to arrange everything, walked into the living room. He looked at the sitting motionless on the sofa, then walked over and sat quietly beside him.Then with the sunset, more people came back one after another, and then filled the sofa.Everyone naturally greeted Baji, and the dull hall became more and more lively.

"Hey, you're back, they didn't cook the barbecue yesterday, and I have diarrhea today!"

"Bucky, can you play this kind of pattern?"

"Hey, Bucky, come and play games with me, they don't like puzzles except you Bumblebee."

……

Baji turned his head, glanced at those vivid faces one by one, then nodded and said: "...Okay, yes, okay." But just as he finished speaking with emotion, a group of people came forward and rubbed his hair into a chicken nest.And Steve didn't step forward to stop him, he just widened his eyes, then turned his head with a smile and pretended not to see it.

Hey, it seems that he is in a good mood at this time because of everyone's concern, so everyone's request was easily granted, and then the group of guys in the base began to order food, and what they wanted was something that was troublesome to make, but very delicious dishes.At this time, Tony, who came out of the laboratory, also stepped forward to join in the fun. He stretched out his head and said, "I don't ask too much. Let me have some pasta."

"..."

Baji's face returned to the Tibetan fox mode, looking at the culprit who turned himself into an emoji, he shook his head decisively: "Not good."

"..." Nini felt a little bitter.

But in the future, everyone in the entire base will share joys and sorrows with Nini.

Today, the real chef, Aihua, stuck his head out of the kitchen and said: "No one has bought vegetables for the past two days, and there is nothing in the kitchen. Let's eat vegetable pancakes with leeks and eggs tonight." It's almost gone, it's actually pure leek pancakes, like eating grass.