Let the Earth go, he's still a child

Although there was no real victory in the assault against the Decepticons this time, fortunately no one was injured, and a new mine vein was successfully obtained, which is also a blessing in disguise, except that Jazz's physical condition is even more worrying.When Aihua was making dinner, he slipped into the bedroom alone and began to rummaging through boxes and cabinets. Because of the sudden move to a new room, many things hadn’t had time to tidy up, but were just randomly placed in the cupboard. , can also be quite a headache.Aihua searched her house for a long time but still couldn't find the panacea her mother left her. She thought about it for a while, and then hurried to the cellar where the pickled products were kept. Those medicine beans were also packed in jars. , perhaps brought down together by Clark at the beginning.

Sure enough, Aihua saw the blue flower pot which was different from the other dark pots at a glance. Her mother was considered a girl of the landlord class before she married. Because my father has been busy saving the world all the year round, he never earned a penny for the family and relied on his natal family’s subsidy to survive. Later, his father took his brothers to practice and defeat stronger enemies. After selling all the valuable things in the family, the only thing she brought from her mother's house back then was this blue and white porcelain. The reason why she kept it was because it was used by her father to hold the universal pills.These things like green beans can instantly restore the vitality of the seriously injured, but unfortunately...but it is difficult to cure the disease.

Before coming to find this, Aihua once asked the ambulance to ask about it. When she was holding this ambulance, he had secretly scanned the ingredients, and came to the conclusion that it has powerful power but the specific ingredients are unknown. Being harmless can also add some strength to slow down aging, but it can't heal Jazz's injuries.But Aihua still wanted to give it a try, even if he couldn't recover, it would be good to be a health product.She took out some fairy beans from the big blue and white pot. Although she knew that eating this thing would have the same effect, and increasing the ingredients would not double the effect, she still grabbed a handful and put it on the chopping board.

Aihua re-capped the big blue and white jar, then picked up Wangcai (called the fire seed source!) closest to her, compared it, and then smashed it hard at the fairy bean.

boom--! !

The wooden chopping board was hit by a heavy object and cracked a gap, and the celestial beans that were originally placed on it were also smashed into rice powder by the fire source who made a temporary cameo to pound the medicine pestle, but the violent Aihua did not It can be seen that when the fire seed source was smashed down, a trace of cyan electric current passed into the fairy bean rice powder, and quickly merged with it without leaving any traces.

Aihua wrapped the rice powder into a piece of paper, put Wangcai on the sauerkraut jar, turned and left the cellar.

Tinder Source: Please call me a brick of the revolution!

Returning to the kitchen, Aihua sprinkled the rice flour of the fairy bean into the polonium sparkling wine Jazz wanted tonight, and then watched him drink it with the ambulance, but after scanning, he found that the energy was digested very quickly. Slowly, it may take a long time to take effect, and they can only leave with regret.Jazz, who didn't know why, was a little baffled. In addition, he felt that the lubricating oil in his joints seemed to have deteriorated, and there was a strange smell faintly...

At this early morning, the weather was clear, but for some reason, the rolling thunder was very scary. Aihua looked up at the sky that was shining differently. Seeing that there was no trace of rain, he got up as usual and prepared to go out of the stall. After all, he planned to go after the stall S.H.I.E.L.D. reports.

After Aihua finished washing and walked out of the bedroom, he saw that Jazz had already gone to the yard to clean up early in the morning. Bumblebee pressed his smell sensor with one hand, and rinsed carefully around Jazz with a water gun in the other hand. It doesn't seem to be afraid of rusting, and it didn't turn into a car model, but kept taking a bath in the form of a robot.Seeing that the bumblebee had circled several times, Jazz raised his hand to stop, and then raised his hand to sniff his body, but the strange smell was still very strong, he gritted his teeth and said, "I don't want to be like this It’s a kind of male machine with a taste, after the war, I still want to find a kindling partner, I don’t know if soaking in an oil bath tube doesn’t work.”

"Sir, what's the matter with you?" Aihua walked over and asked, and sure enough, he smelled a strange smell as soon as he got close.

"It seems that I accidentally used a can of expired lubricating oil." Jazz said helplessly. Speaking of which, they have been away from Cybertron for too long. Even if the shelf life is hundreds of times higher than that of earth products, there will always be no expiration date. .I knew that he should use the brand of the earth with everyone, instead of being picky about using his inventory.

"No wonder you smell like an old sour car."

"What?!" Cybertronians have a thousand times more sensitive sense of smell than carbon-based ones. If even Aihua can smell it, then his current scent will be even more ecstasy among his companions. Sir decisively sprayed it on his body again. After taking out the air freshener, he said to the bumblebee, "Wash again!"

Xiaofeng shrugged his shoulders, resigned himself to his fate and continued to replay the jazz water gun with his left and right hands one after another in slow motion. In the audio, there was also a song he thought was very suitable for the occasion: "You have her perfume on you, and you gave it to me." Inferiority, the love you want is too perfect, I will never learn..."

"..."

As a leader, Optimus Prime doesn't mind the occasional off-duty relaxation of the soldiers, but he always excludes himself from any entertainment, like the occasional party he avoids, it's not entirely about maintaining A larger part of the reason for the leader's dignity is that he, who was also a leader's disciple, deeply understands that if there is a boss around, they will always be unable to let go and enjoy it.It's like he regards his teacher Yu Tiandi as his father, but he can't make too casual movements in front of him.Optimus Prime's gentleness is always reflected in all aspects, which is why the Autobots sincerely respect him, not just because of the approval of the primordial circuit and leader module in his body.

Aihua moved all the breakfast ingredients into Optimus Prime's trunk, then turned over and sat on the co-pilot, patted the driver's seat and said, "Let's project a character, I'm afraid S.H.I.E.L.D. will detect alien life forms." Method, just to be on the safe side, after I close the stall, you can go back by yourself, and if anyone asks, you can say that you are the driver of the Bruce family." As soon as Aihua finished speaking, Optimus Prime projected a beard wearing suspender jeans and a straw hat Uncle, his face is full of wrinkles left by the years.

Edward paused, and said: "It's too exaggerated. With the economic conditions of Bruce's family, even the driver can be regarded as a bourgeoisie. If you look young and good-looking, you can also help me attract female customers." After finishing speaking, she took out her mobile phone, searched for the photo of the Elf King in the recent hit movie The Hobbit, and said, "That's all!"

"Okay." In the eyes of the Cybertronians, carbon bases are all the same, and they don't know what looks good or not. Hearing Aihua's request, Optimus Prime immediately simulated a King Se in the driver's seat, but Compared with the king's usual aloof attitude in the film, Optimus Prime's optical mimicry is also like him. Although he always looks serious with a deadpan expression, he has a very gentle gaze.The eyes simulated by the data, like his own optical lens, are deep sky blue, vast and quiet.

In short, children can't hold it anymore after watching it!

Now it's more eye-catching, Aihua put away the phone very satisfied.Seeing that she seemed to have no other opinions, Optimus Prime went straight into the underground driveway and headed all the way to Bruce's mansion.Of course, this time, the early purchases were as popular as before. There was a circle of rice and silk around Optimus Prime’s car. After being sent to the station, he was asked to go back to Bruce's villa in advance.

As a result, a large number of Mifensi ran around behind Optimus Prime's car, and the major media made headlines one after another. It was surprising that King Se was driving a big truck to play drifting to avoid Mifensi. A certain star of the gun was in a state of distress. Not only did he have to deal with various reporters' inquiries, he also received a pile of fines for no reason...

And Aihua is not idle here, the pancakes are sold one after another, usually only the stalls at work are full of fans.

"Excuse me, is the one who left just now Lee Pace himself, the actor who played King Se? What's your relationship with him!"

"No, this is actually just cosplay." Aihua calmly faced Mifensi.

"Then can you tell me his name?"

"Chen Peisi."

"..."

Hey.

When Aihua was busy dealing with a large number of Mifensi, suddenly there were bursts of thunder in the sky, and the sky turned gloomy again, but the air did not contain moisture.The lightning was inexplicable, because the distance of the lightning was too low, it seemed as if it might hit someone at any time, and the Mifensi who wanted to continue asking were scared away one by one.Later, not only Mifensi, but even office workers left.

Afterwards, the strong wind picked up, rolled up the sand and dust, and there was a slight pain when it hit the face. The originally lively street became empty after a while, and Aihua was a little unhappy. There were still more than ten pancakes left. sold out.But God has been on a nerve all day lately, she should think about installing a lightning rod for the Autobots when she goes back.

Just when Aihua was about to pack up and go to S.H.I.E.L.D., a blurry figure suddenly walked on the empty street.

A burly man suddenly appeared. He had flowing golden hair, a bitter face exuded from his body, and a sense of vicissitudes surrounded by his father's scolding and mother's crying. He slowly approached Aihua, there was a drumbeat in his belly that complemented the thunder in the sky, he raised his face and said nothing, but Aihua knew he was hungry.