Let the Earth go, he's still a child

Give money, give money, give money, these two words are constantly swiping the screen repeatedly in my mind. When did the two young princes of Asgard suffer this kind of grievance? As the precious son of Odin, the king of the gods, there are a group of people holding him wherever he goes. It can be said that he is afraid of melting in his mouth. Even if the father god is always serious, he rarely punishes them severely. .

The two brothers have never experienced the kind of spanking and palm punishment that other people's children have been subjected to. Even if Odin was angry again when they were young, they would have a mother to help them stand up. As for Ah The residents inside Sgard, even if they were accidentally abused by the prince, would only applaud.What's more, they in Asgard have been far away from the atrium for too long, and the impression in their hearts is still that humans are far behind them, and they always have a sense of superiority in their hearts, especially Loki, who sank after enduring it for a while.And Thor knew that this matter was his fault, so he didn't say much, but stood in front of his younger brother and said sharply: "Human, do you know who is standing in front of you now!"

"Those who eat my pancakes and don't give money!" Aihua patted the table not to be outdone, and the metal interrogation table was dented immediately.

"I am the son of God King Odin!"

"I am still the successor of communism, and my slogan is to overthrow imperialism!"

"It's just a humble and weak human being. With a bit of brute force, he thinks he can run in front of the gods and dictate. I will let you fully understand your own nature right now. Mere mortals only have the right to kneel and kowtow in front of the gods." ——" A scepter appeared in his hand at some time, it was the eternal spear of Odin, the symbol of the god king. The moment he saw this scepter, Thor's eyes darkened instantly, and he thought The father who [died] because of his reckless behavior.

But Loki's Eternal Spear didn't have time to play a role at all. Seeing that the younger brother suddenly took out a [mault] out of nowhere and pointed it at him, Aihua waved his little hand without thinking, so Odin The Spear of Eternity was thrown out of Loki's hand in a jerky manner, and it made a 360-degree rotation in the air before falling to the ground with a snap.Immediately, the two brothers who were still proud fell silent.

Aihua himself didn't know how dangerous the situation just now was, so he ran up to Loki, picked up Odin's Eternal Spear with one hand and pinched his waist with the other, and said, "Don't scare me with a mallet, you think you're the only one with a weapon Let me tell you, I also have a rolling pin handed down from my family, it can be big or small, thick or thin, I can roll out ten sheets of dough cakes in one go in the morning, and it can also cure all kinds of dissatisfaction!" She said, waving the eternity Spear, pointed at the two brothers and said, "Say, are you two convinced?"

Thinking of Aihua's strange power, the two brothers gasped as they stared at the Spear of Eternity.

"……Clothes!"

"If you have something to say, first put down the Austrian... scepter!"

Seeing that the two brothers had finally put away their previous arrogance, Aihua snorted coldly and said, "Then give me the money, or else you'll put this on me!" Aihua glanced at the glittering golden Spear of Eternity , praised: "It looks like pure gold..."

That is the symbol of the god king!

Seeing that the throne of Asgard is in the hands of someone else, and the other party is a female demon who may break the scepter with a wave of her small hand, Loki can't care about the grievances with his brother for a while, and spread He opened his hands and said with his usual sincere expression: "Listen to me, what my brother owes you will be doubled when I go back. The thing in your hand is the token entrusted by our father when he died. Can you Give it back to us now."

"A relic?" Aihua hesitated as expected.

Seeing the door, the corners of Luo Ji's mouth curled up, and his words always gave people an unbelievable feeling, which made people feel very sincere: "This matter is our brother's fault. , I apologize to you on behalf of my brother." Then he changed his style and said: "Our mother is still in grief and cannot be left alone to take care of her, and my brother stays here, I will send someone to send money to you , is that good?"

"Okay, then he will stay here first, and I will wait for you to get the money to redeem." The word mother hit Aihua's weakness, thinking that for a hundred dollars, it is impossible for a younger brother to not even want an older brother So he returned the scepter to him directly.

Taking back the scepter, Loki heaved a sigh of relief in his heart, with a smile on his face at the right time and said: "Then I'll go back first and take good care of my brother."

"Don't worry, the Communist Party never abuses prisoners." Aihua waved his hands.

As soon as she finished speaking, Loki who got the Spear of Eternity disappeared in a hurry.

The matter finally came to an end, and Thor also relaxed, showing his big teeth and said: "My brother will definitely come back. Although we sometimes have some differences of opinion, in fact, we have a very good relationship. He is a good boy."

……

then……

An hour has passed...

Four hours have passed...

Ten hours have passed...

24 hours have passed...

brother he...

Still didn't come.

The stupid brother who had vowed to have a good relationship with his younger brother yesterday already had cold leaves all over his face, and my younger brother was indifferent and heartbroken, muttering in a low voice that Loki still blamed me, or something must have happened in Asgard.Aihua, on the other hand, dragged her chin and squatted in the corner, muttering along with her: "I don't care if you have any grudges or grudges, and I have any grudges or grudges with you. You won't even give me 100 yuan. Me, don't give me..."

At this moment, Agent Fil, who hadn't appeared all this time, walked into the tent with sleepy eyes and said, "You can leave now, someone released you on bail."

Lei Sledgehammer and Aihua, who were originally lifeless, suddenly regained their spirits and looked straight at Phil, while the latter blinked a little flattered.

In the end, Thor was released without charge, but it was not his younger brother who released him on bail, but the beautiful scientist Jane Foster he met on Earth.Even the 100 yuan for breakfast was paid back by the girl's own pocket... For this reason, Thor was despised by everyone present. He is so big and white, but he is actually a phoenix man who eats soft food.

For this reason, the Aihua girl also specially said to Jane Foster: "If he needs a job, he can come to me. If he can't do anything else, he can still find a job moving bricks." This figure is simply measured for the construction site. Custom made.

Jane turned her head to look at the dejected man like a lost big golden retriever, shrugged and said, "...Thank you, I think it may be useful soon."

Jane left with Thor, who was devastated, and Edward, who had been away from home for two days, was finally able to go home and rest for a while.

The manor hidden in the secluded mountain is always brightly lit. Autobots have no fixed sleep time. Only when they are too bored and lack of energy can they maintain the vehicle mode. Now there are countless energy blocks, and the base is equipped with various equipment. It is a convenient entertainment device, and no one wants to keep the car quietly.At this time, Clark also returned home with the tour group, so when Aiwa opened the door, he was immediately welcomed by everyone.

"It's hard work, welcome home."

"Well, I'm back..."

Aihua has returned to the regular life that she used to be. SHIELD has not contacted her, probably because she really didn't intend to let her participate in another mission.Aihua simply set up a stall to sell breakfast with Baji again. The only pity is that Captain America never found the free time to meet Baji. It can also be seen that the mission really made this group of superheroes very troubled.The open space where the spaceship was found has been closed for a long time, and it has not been resolved yet, and many citizens have already launched protests.

But it's not Aihua's turn to worry about this kind of thing, she cares more about the recent weather than these things, God doesn't know what's going on, there's always lightning and thunder and won't stop, and there's no sign of rain yet.But today is even worse, not only the thunder is shaking the sky, but also the storm is accompanying.Aihua took a day off and stayed in the monitoring room with Optimus Prime to watch the Decepticons' movements, and chatted with him about the two strange brothers he saw a few days ago.

"... Speaking of this, it's really a bit strange. I think the elder brothers are very good at touching dogs, but they can't even get 100 yuan." Aihua said while peeling oranges.

Optimus Prime looked away from the monitor, and said: "As far as I know, the carbon-based appearance comes from the genome, and their family status cannot be determined from this."

"..." The passing jazz staggered and almost fell down, and what surprised him even more was that Aihua didn't complain about their leader's magical brain circuit, but replied solemnly: "That's right, some people even if they are at home So, I will also put on an appearance outside. The more inferior you are, the more proud you will be."

Just as Optimus Prime was about to answer, a red light flashed on a dot on the monitor. Aihua quickly pressed the Enter key, and Bruce’s voice appeared on the opposite side: "The coordinates have been sent to you. I found a mysterious giant robot. It seems to be chasing after you." who."

Hearing this, Optimus Prime and Aihua glanced at each other, and said, "Deceptics!"

After such a long time, I finally saw the news of the Decepticons again. Optimus Prime immediately stood up and summoned the Autobots to transform and set off. Before leaving, Aihua suddenly shouted: "Wait! There is lightning and thunder recently, yours! He's so tall, I think it's dangerous to look at it, bring this!" After she finished speaking, she stuck a lightning rod in each car.

"Stop it, Aihua, this is too stupid." Jazz moved his car and said.

"Sir, Aihua has a good heart." Optimus Prime said.

"All right……"

When a group of Autobots arrived, they saw a tall armored man destroying the town, but it was obviously not a life form of Cybertron, but a robot driven by a special force.This tall robot was the Destroyer that Loki sent to kill his brother Thor.

Not only the Autobots were attracted by this commotion, but also the Decepticons who were also sent by Megatron to investigate the situation were stunned. The two teams inevitably met in the process of marching.

Vertigo doesn't care about human beings like Optimus Prime, and led a group of Decepticons to transform in the city without hesitation, saying: "Autobots!"

"The Decepticons!" Optimus Prime and the other Autobots also transformed, but what was different from the past was that each of them had a lightning rod sticking straight out of their heads, and they swayed from side to side as they moved.

"Hahaha! Stupid Autobot! What's that on the head!"

The Decepticons behind the dizzy laughed unceremoniously, and Tiepi immediately raised his cannon and said angrily: "I'll send you back to see Pushen!"

At the moment when the atmosphere between the Autobots and the Decepticons was on the verge of breaking out, there was a sudden thunder in front of them, the entire sky was covered by thunderclouds, and powerful energy suddenly appeared out of thin air, both the Autobots and the Decepticons subconsciously looked forward Going there, a man wielding a sledgehammer suddenly appeared, smashing the armored man who was still acting recklessly in the town into pieces.And the man wielding the sledgehammer is Thor who has regained the power of Thor.

After dealing with the Destroyer that Loki sent to kill him, Thor looked down and saw a large number of Decepticons and Autobots behind him, and immediately roared uncontrollably: "Loki! Do you hate me that much? ?! They sent so many Destroyers!" After speaking, he flew over directly, and the sledgehammer in his hand was entwined with a circle of electric current. In the next second, the place where the Autobots and Decepticons were standing was covered by a Lightning coverage——

boom! !

The glare of white light illuminated the gloomy cloudy sky, and Thor didn't even look down, so he walked away with a hammer in his hand.

……

After the thunder passed, a bunch of Decepticons lay down on the spot...

The Autobots with lightning rods in their heads have won yet again.