Let the Earth go, he's still a child

Hearing everyone's energetic voices below, Aihua breathed a sigh of relief, and slowly landed from the sky. Feeling the softness under her feet, she hesitated for a while, and decided to suspend in mid-air, because so many lessons learned said, There is no place to stay down there at all, and the moment it goes down, Tan Kong becomes a pile of black eggs like everyone else.Looking down, although the facial features and clothes of those dark figures can't be seen clearly, the whites of the eyes are still obvious, and their mouths can reveal white teeth.The Autobot side is much weirder, like a group of round blue light bulbs suspended in the air, it looks like a ghostly ghost, especially the round optical lens of the bumblebee that is a circle larger than others , more infiltrating.

"Our battle has been monitored. The flower growers should come over soon to clean up the traces after the war, and they will also attract a large number of people. We must retreat quickly." Otherwise, ordinary people will surround us and leave It's much more troublesome.

When everyone heard the sound, they turned their heads to look at the source of the sound, and saw a mouth opening and closing on a long black object, and glanced up at the eyeballs, oh, it turned out to be Captain America.

"I don't want to be in front of the camera like this, girls all over the world will be heartbroken."

Tony's voice echoed in the crowd, but Aihua searched around, but couldn't see where he was.Then he lowered his head following Captain America's line of sight, only to find that Tony was slowly climbing up. Unlike other people's pitch black, he was actually shiny black, and after standing up, he actually reflected the light in the sun.Aihua asked suspiciously: "Why do you look different from others..."

"My armor has a built-in cleaning function, and it is still in the experiment, but it seems to have failed." Regarding this small mistake, Tony's tone did not show much frustration.In fact, it is not a failure, but the cleaning function he originally set was partial. When the little girl zoomed in and knocked him down into the group of ashes, the polishing function was automatically turned on, and the ashes were wiped out. All polished to the armor together.But in his heart, he would rather be dark than erhu egg-colored.Besides, it's just a suit of armor!

"Tony, do you still have power in your suit?" Steve asked.

"It's useless, now I can only wear it for cosplay." The energy was almost exhausted when dealing with the Chitauri, and when he fell just now, he even used up the last bit of backup power.Tony said, reaching out to open the mask, and took a deep breath of air.By coincidence, when Tony opened the mask, Captain America beside him also picked up the shield and shook it away, shaking off the black ash accumulated on it. As a result, Tony took off the mask at this time, and a layer on the shield All the smoke stains were poured on Tony's face, and in an instant, the only little white face turned into a little black face, with only a pair of watery brown eyes staring at him.

"Sorry, it was an accident..." Steve apologized.

Tony wiped his face, and the already dark face became even darker: "To be honest, America's sweetheart, I'd rather you do it on purpose now." Then he fed him ashes.Tony took off his armor while talking. After losing energy, this suit became a burden. The suit he took off was folded casually and turned into a briefcase, but the suit on Tony's feet and calves was not. Take it off, still step on the ashes.

"Ahem...everyone is fine, is there any water..." Dr. Banner's voice sounded, unlike others, he fell face down after undoing the Hulk's transformation, so he also ate a mouthful of ashes , Even the teeth have turned black, and now his mouth is full of bitterness.As soon as Banner finished speaking, a stream of water suddenly fell from the sky and poured directly on his head.Dr. Banner was choked with gasoline, looked up, and saw a pair of innocent round eyes staring at him on the huge black human figure.

"Yes... Little Bee, what I want is water, not gasoline..." Dr. Banner said while dodging the gasoline topping.

After being dyed black, the bumblebee with the more conspicuous pair of round optical lenses let out a puppy-like snort, then picked up the fuel tank cap that had just bounced off and put it on the crotch armor in the center of the legs, and put the fuel pipe blocked.Seeing this scene, even knowing that the Cybertronians and the Earthlings are different in structure, Dr. Banner was a little heartbroken.

"My suit can filter urine into clear water, do you want to come?" Tony said on the side.

"No, you can keep it for yourself." Dr. Banner's tone was a little weak.

"By the way, have you seen Baji?" Aihua circled around a group of black sticks twice, but couldn't find Baji's shadow. "Baji, baji?"

"it's here."

A gust of hot air came from behind, Aihua was shocked, and quickly turned around, only to see a mouthful of white teeth appearing in front of him, and his eyes were covered by the overly long hair, if he didn't open his mouth When it comes to talking, there is no one to be found at all.And Baji has always been quite sullen after losing his memory. In fact, after Aihua came down, he has been standing silently behind him.

Seeing that everyone was here, Optimus Prime pointed to the ruins in the distance, and said: "The airship we used when we came was not completely damaged, we can repair it first before the responders come. .”

"Sure, but we have to find a place to wash first." After Tony finished speaking, he ran directly into a private house. Anyway, the whole city is deserted now, and no one will bother him about trespassing.

"Wait, I'm going too!"

"Me too……"

"It seems that something fell into the clothes, I have to wash it too..."

In a blink of an eye, the group of people disappeared by half.Steve smiled helplessly at Optimus Prime, who nodded in understanding, and said, "I'll let the Autobots transfer the airship to a nearby military area. After you clean it up, take everyone there to meet up." Naturally, Optimus Prime didn't have to think so much, but since he became the diplomatic ambassador of Cybertron on this planet and tasted the sadness of being chased and intercepted by reporters, he has become much more careful in this regard.In the military area where ordinary people are strictly prohibited from entering, they can repair the airship with confidence.

Steve agreed, and after Optimus Prime led the team away, he hurriedly followed Banner to the nearby public toilet.As for Mebius, he left alone.

It's just that when they excitedly turned on the tap, they realized that the water had stopped.

"..."

It was too loud just now, probably the water pipes were interrupted.

So a group of people went in in the dark, and came back in the dark. The smooth floor was full of black footprints they stepped on.Only the clean Aihua stood out among the group of black eggs. She walked over and said, "Optimus Prime has gone to the military area. Let's go too. There may be water over there." up.

A group of people walked outside dejectedly, who knew that just as they stepped down the steps, an angry aunt came in front of them.

"stop!"

The superheroes looked at each other, and then the most friendly Captain America stepped forward and said, "Hello..."

"Still pretending to be a foreigner!" The aunt rolled up her sleeves angrily and said, "I knew someone would take advantage of the fire! Look, look, someone is making a fortune for the country!" The aunt shouted heart-piercingly as she spoke: "Come here folks, look at these scavengers running into other people's houses!" The aunt yelled, and a group of people came running from all directions. This group of people didn't know where to hide when the aliens were fighting. Now that the aliens are gone, they immediately ran out.One of the uncles took a photo with a flashlight and said, "I saw it said in WeChat that recently there are traffickers pretending to be scavenger-trafficking women. Look, they must have tricked this little girl. Hurry up and call the police!"

"Excuse me, do you know English? Have you misunderstood something?" Captain America, who can't speak Chinese, was at a loss, and was pointed at by a group of people and explained patiently.

"Everyone misunderstood. In fact, they are superheroes. They just finished fighting aliens." Aihua had no choice but to stand up and explain, but she was pulled aside by the kind uncle just as she said every word, and said, "Little girl, you Don't be fooled, human traffickers are rampant recently, what kind of superhero, how can there be such a hero, let's go, let's go to the police station to reason."

Just as Aihua was about to continue explaining, Steve reached out and touched her arm, motioning her to keep her identity secret, Aihua immediately understood, and said: "Master, you got it wrong, they are really not bad people, this is my second uncle's entrustment." On National Day, big cousin Shi Aimin, second cousin Ban Jianjun, cousin Hawkeye Mihawk who always thinks he is an anime character, my sister Nana, and brother Baqian!"

"Wait... why am I the only one from the previous generation..." Tony stood up, shook his clothes, and said, "It doesn't need to be so troublesome at all, you should know, Tony Stark."

"I don't know!" The uncles and aunts shook their heads neatly.

"..."

Therefore, the superheroes who had just defeated the vicious aliens squatted in the classroom after the war. (Loki: Good and evil will be rewarded in the end, the way of heaven is reincarnation! If you don’t believe me, look up, who will be spared by heaven!)

……

Inside the Chaoyang Police Station——

Except for Natasha, a misplaced woman who just left her household registration, and Aihua, a trafficked child, everyone was handcuffed and squatted in the police station's class with their buttocks up. The police station that grows flowers is shabby, without even a long bench He could only squat down like a real prisoner, with someone next to him pointing at him with an earthen gun.Tony has never been so useless except when he was kidnapped. Steve comforted him when he saw this: "Everyone, don't be impatient, I have notified Fury, he will come to pick us up soon, don't scare ordinary people .”

"No... the reporter must not be allowed to take pictures of the current state." Tony murmured to himself, looking at his dark appearance reflected in the large mirror opposite.

The others also looked over after hearing the words, and then bowed their heads together... That's right, I've never been so embarrassing in my life...

"Be honest and be lenient and resist strict! Answer quickly, your names!" Outside the iron railing, the police inspector in the general's stomach shouted, and in order to prevent them from being confused, he also said something in English.

Those who were squatting looked at each other in blank dismay, looked up at themselves in the glasses, and thought in their hearts in an unprecedented unison - absolutely must not reveal their identities!

"Shi Aimin..."

"Ban, Ban build an army."

"Actually, the name Tuo Guoqing is quite cool."

"...Mihawk..."

"Go forward."

Natasha was holding the soy milk prepared by the police comrades, her body was trembling after laughing for the first time, while Aihua was eating instant noodles with a blank expression.At this time, Fury, whom the Avengers had been waiting for, finally came, but like everyone else, his hands were also handcuffed, and an old man walked in front of him, saying: "Comrade police, caught an illegal The person who entered the country didn’t even have a passport, and he said he was looking for someone, but I didn’t look like a good person, so I gave it to him.”

Although he was handcuffed, Fu Rui still had no expression on his face, and he was very angry. He walked into the classroom, turned his head to look at those squatting on the ground, and smiled. Unlike others, he came in voluntarily , Not bringing the entry permit is just a small omission, and soon Hill will be able to negotiate with the leaders of the flower-growing country.Seeing the embarrassment of this group of guys who are arrogant and troublesome, Fury said deliberately: "Who are these people, they are really embarrassing."

"Isn't this the director?" Aihua, who was eating instant noodles, raised his head when he heard a familiar voice, and asked in doubt.

The policeman who was interrogating the Avengers just now looked over with burning eyes, and said, "Oh! It turned out to be a transnational case. Could it be that the WeChat said that transnational human traffickers secretly manipulate homeless men to abduct women and children?!"

"……no…"

Just as Fury was about to explain, the group of people squatting on the ground had already confessed.

"Hello, Director."

"The director came in too."

"What should the chief do?"

"Is the chief coming to save us?"

"..."

...I don't usually see you being so polite, these grandchildren!