Let the Earth go, he's still a child

The candy that the two brothers fought over was eaten by their dear mother. What will the bear children look like?

Heimdall opened his orange-red eyes, silently remembering the expressions of the two princes now, and planned to go back and describe them vividly to Odin and Frigg.

For the sake of these two children, the God King and the Queen have broken their hearts, but what is the position of the God King in their hearts?One prefers a chic and adventurous life and friends and women on the earth and abandons the throne of Asgard, while the other fights for the throne just to prove himself to his parents. What are these two irresponsible princes? What do you do with kingship and the people of the nine kingdoms?

For now, none of them have the determination and ability to be kings, so the God King and God Queen came to the conclusion that Asgard does not need such a king, and the Nine Kingdoms cannot afford such a guardian, at least for now That's right.When Odin sleeps, Asgard cannot live without a king, but if it is passed to Thor, Thor must be absent-minded, thinking about slipping to the earth every day, and the guardians of the nine kingdoms cannot only take care of one planet, so It is undoubtedly wrong to pass it to Thor at this time.Moreover, Frigga does not want to decide the throne hastily before Loki and Thor reconcile.

Odin hoped to pass on the throne to his son Thor, who is connected by blood, but Frigga, on the contrary, did not insist on the inheritance of blood. She believed that since Odin had promised to two If the joint inheritance rights of two sons, there is no reason to exclude Loki from the beginning.

But it is impossible for Loki to inherit the throne, because the nine countries have not forgotten the disaster that Loki once caused, and Loki is a descendant of the Frost Giant, and the Asgardians have been fighting against it for many years, causing countless deaths and injuries. The gods of warriors who have lost loved ones also have a hard time accepting a king with the blood of an old enemy.Unless Loki can make a huge contribution to save the entire Nine Kingdoms, and truly convince the people who respect the strong.

Frigga never underestimated Loki's wisdom. She believed that as long as her son wanted to do it, he would be able to do it.

But now that Odin is about to enter a long slumber, who will the throne go to?On the contrary, Miss Aihua's words reminded the King of God, since it is unreliable to hand it over to that son, it is better to hand it over to the queen.In this way, both Thor and Loki will do their best to help Asgard when it is in trouble.The king of gods felt that he had a good plan, and after handing over the scepter of the king of gods to Frigg, he fell into Odin's sleep again.Before going into hibernation, he gave Heimdall a test, to test the abilities of his sons, and to make them understand their mistakes.

Heimdall's figure in the sky, which was just an illusion, turned into a real body in front of Loki and Thor, and said, "Before the king of gods falls asleep, let me ask the two princes a question. Please give me the answer respectively." Seeing that Thor and Loki were puzzled, Heimdall continued: "There is a piece of barren and backward land in the Nine Kingdoms, and two tribes suddenly went to war. As god kings, what would you do? Please write it on this piece of paper. "Heimdall handed two pieces of paper to the two princes, but seeing that Loki refused to accept them, he said: "If Prince Loki doesn't do it, he may really not see the queen."

"Do you think I will care about this?" Loki asked back, but he took Heimdall's paper in his hand, and muttered while writing something: "Hmph, I want to see, the great king of gods wants to play what game."

"Tsundere at the textbook level." Aihua complained in a low voice.

For a question of this level, the two brothers filled out the answer on the paper and handed it to Heimdall without even thinking about it. Afterwards, Heimdall looked at Thor and sighed heavily. When she smiled gloatingly, she also sighed at him.Aihua stretched his head over to read the note, then curled his lips.Heimdall first said to Loki, who was the first to hand in the paper: "Your answers are exactly as predicted by the God King. Loki, you are really smart, let the conflict escalate, seize the opportunity to reap the benefits, Then a little favor can make them appreciate Dade, which is indeed a way to make money without losing money. However, you seem to have forgotten your identity. You are the guardian of the nine kingdoms, not the invaders. These two tribes are you children of the

Loki's complexion changed, and he felt it himself. He didn't know when the deterioration of family affection made him habitually stand on the opposite side.

Heimdall said to Thor again: "Military force cannot solve everything. Even a king cannot directly use force to suppress a war. This contradiction still exists. Even if you temporarily shake hands and make peace under your strength, then It’s only for a while.” Thinking of the queen’s words, Heimdall had to lament how well she understood her two sons as a mother, and said: “You two noble princes, you were raised as the heirs of the king from the very beginning, and you He is good enough and powerful enough, but he has never understood the most basic livelihood of the people.” Unlike Thor and Loki, Heimdall has been watching everything in the Nine Kingdoms, saying: “The reason why the two tribes are fighting, Just because of poverty."

Thor, who was driven into the mortal world by Odin, was taken in by Jane, and Loki, who was in prison, was taken care of by his mother. They also possess powerful divine power, and they have never experienced the feeling of working hard to not be hungry.

Competing for the throne is a game played by people who are born with halos, while ordinary people are already working hard just to survive.But these people who are just living an ordinary life have been innocently bearing the consequences of the conflict between the two princes.At present, the idea of ​​the two princes Thor and Loki is no problem to be the ruler of a feudal society, but now the civilizations of the nine major countries have developed, especially the earth.

Heimdall raised his hand, and when Thor and Loki were unprepared, he shot two balls of light into their bodies, saying: "This is Odin's order, since neither of them gave the answer he wanted , you can find and feel it by yourself. From now on, you will not be able to get any assistance from Asgard, and you will be deprived of all your divine powers, and you will live like ordinary humans. God King hopes, after being taken away After the halo of God, you can really grow."

"How...?!" Loki tried to use a spell, but found that the feeling of divine power flow in his body was gone.On the other side, Thor was directly shocked: "My strength?! Not only divine power, my current strength is not even as good as a dark elf's miscellaneous soldiers!" Hearing Thor's words, Loki tried to move He lost his limbs, and sure enough, he also lost his gifted and powerful body, and his limbs became extremely heavy.

This is what it's like to be a normal human being...

After finishing everything Odin ordered, Heimdall breathed a sigh of relief, and said to Aihua and the others: "During this time on Earth, the two princes will be entrusted to you."

Could it be that Aihua said: "This is not good, they seem to be very difficult to deal with."

A group of Autobots and Avengers followed suit and said, "Yes, yes, they are Protoss after all..."

Heimdall said blankly: "Gold, energy blocks."

Aihua understood in seconds, and immediately put on a straight face and said righteously: "Take care of my brother, it is my duty!"

Autobot: "Leave it to us, don't worry, our elder brother is the most protective!"

Optimus Prime: "..."

Fury didn't approve of taking in Loki, he didn't forget the disaster that the prince brought them, and quickly gestured to Steve and Baji with his eyes.The two looked at each other and said, "Since Aihua agrees, let's make this decision." After all, the real estate belongs to Aihua, and the owner of the house has the right to decide which guests to take in.

Thor and Loki are not fools, they are isolated and helpless on the earth, they will be tired and hungry now, before they find a way to survive, leaving here is asking for trouble, so even Loki has no objection, they temporarily live in Aihua's home.And with their sensitive identities, the upper echelon of the earth will not allow them to run around.Two dangerous elements can be monitored by a group of superheroes, which is the bottom line they can tolerate the most.

Maybe it’s because they didn’t recover from the state of losing their divine power. The two brothers were very well-behaved on the first day they entered the base. Except for Loki who stayed alone all the time, Thor, who had been familiar with everyone for a long time, quickly got along with everyone. mingle.Aihua is also very responsible, not only buying a change of clothes for the two brothers, but also daily necessities such as soap, toothbrush and washbasin, and even the bedding in the guest room, which smells warm from the sun.

It's just that this calm lasted only for one day, and it was broken the next day. The two princes met the first hurdle of being ordinary people.

Looking at the underwear/pants they changed last night in their respective washbasins, Thor and Loki had strange expressions on their faces.And Ba Ji, who was wearing a cool black leather jacket and a cow-patterned apron, stood in front of them with a cold face, and only said two words: "Wash."

"If you wear it once, you can wear this thing again?" Thor was shocked.Loki frowned in disgust, obviously, like Thor, he thought the panties were disposable.

"Baji is considerate enough. I'm afraid you won't wash it clean for the first time, and even sold black ones. Even if you don't wash it clean, you won't be able to tell. Don't waste people's hearts." Aihua squatted on the sofa while talking to The little bee played the game and said, "Oh my god, the almighty princes of Asgard don't even know how to wash underwear, puff puff puff, even the underage little bee can clean the floor of the car by himself." The bumblebee beside Aihua threw away the game controller in his hand and covered his face shyly, while Aihua continued: "We don't have so much money to waste for you, if you don't want to wash it, you won't wear it well tomorrow Alright, or I’ll pack the panties in a cosmic cube and send them back to Asgard, so that the gods can have a look at the panties of His Royal Highness. That’s right! I heard that you are very popular, why don’t you hold an auction, Thor And Rocky's underwear/pants, the starting price is 1 cent~"

When Aihua finished speaking and looked at the two princes again, he found that the two had gone to the washing room angrily.

This is not an fairy palace, and there are not such good conditions. The princes and highnesses can only sit on the small benches and spread their legs vigorously, squatting on the ground like a toad and scrubbing.Just when Loki was thinking of counterattack with a gloomy face, Thor on the opposite side had already shaken the water on his hands and stood up, saying: "I'm done washing, let's eat first brother!"

So fast?

Loki looked up at Thor's panties that were hanging on the balcony after washing, and saw a torn hole in the crotch...

"..."

Ba Ji, who was entrusted to teach the two brothers the basic knowledge of life, looked at the small black cloth sinking like water, while the little spider put his arm on his shoulders, and said with a smile: "That's right, this buddy washes the underwear/pants. Cheng Crotch/pants is also a talent."

Aihua stroked his chin and said, "At least fart and no joyride..."