The Fairy of the King [Comprehensive]

After the devastation of the 800-meter long-distance race, I was deeply worried and refused to run again, but will Meruam only let me run once?My intuition tells me that he will definitely not let me run this time today, and there are still many 800-meter long-distance runs waiting for me.

When I think of this, I feel pain all over my body.

Be sure to dispel Meruem's thoughts!

I clenched my fists in my heart, thinking very firmly.

...but now I'm so tired, I don't want to move, I don't want to talk.

I lay down on Meluem's back, listlessly opened my eyes, and looked at the two chicks squatting on Meluem's shoulders, bitter and bitter.

Dazai Chicken looked back at me innocently, his small round eyes were wet, and he looked innocent.The Zhongyuan chicken has some fried feathers, and unconsciously puffs up the fluffy fluff, like a blasted pompom. The small round eyes stare at me vigilantly, always ready to fight, super fierce.

"Pfft!" I couldn't help laughing.

Originally I felt tired and didn't want to move, but when I saw Zhongyuan chicken like this, I couldn't help but want to tease it.

I raised a hand, stretched out a finger and gently poked the hairy belly of the Central Plains Chicken.The orange chick became unstable after being poked, fluttered its wings, and turned into a puffer fish when it came to its senses. The whole chicken doubled in size. It's all useless, and I'm not a Dazai chicken who will almost become bald by this kind of offensive.

The Central Plains chickens are obviously also aware of the huge gulf between them. An effective attack on Dazai, who is also a small chicken, is ineffective against people who are countless times bigger than him. Forget it.

"Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi...?" Who are you?What's the deal with this nasty mackerel?The Central Plains chicken looks serious.

The seriousness can be seen from this fluffy face, thanks to me, most people can't see it at all.

"Chichichi..." I hate you, Chuya, just ask me if I have a special relationship with this beautiful young lady~~ Dazai said swayingly.

To which I agree, "Yeah, we have a very different relationship, and you're all my captives now."

Dazai chicken wilted.

"Chichichi..." What, you don't know each other at all, right? ?Central Plains Chicken hit the nail on the head and pointed it out bluntly.

Dazai Chicken was heartbroken, tears seemed to be brewing in his small round eyes, and he looked at me sadly.

"Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi..." Have you forgotten the happy times we spent together?beep beep...

"Obviously you are gloating and laughing at Odasaku, don't pull me, I only have the pride of masterpieces in my heart." I firmly rejected Dazai's random relationship, squinting, "Even if you pull relationships, I will I won’t let you go back, whoever let your immediate boss make a fool of yourself. If you do many unrighteous actions, you will kill yourself. There will always be a steel plate kicked, and I am the steel plate kicked by your port mafia.”

"Hee hee hee hee hee hee..." You want to deal with our port mafia alone?The Central Plains Chicken was surprised at first, but quickly realized, "Chichijijijijiji..." That's right, if it is this kind of ability that can change people, it can indeed make anyone lose the power to resist, even Dazai can't resolve it , the boss is helpless even if he is up against the boss, but you don't naively think that this ability is enough to deal with the port mafia, right?

"Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi..." Of course not, Oh Zhongya, the young lady has other abilities, she can grasp all the foresight of the opponent, let her know all the actions of the opponent in advance, and take corresponding measures, the opponent just came up with an idea , she already knew the ending.As long as she is willing to ambush and attack, no one can escape unless she has a similar ability. However, as far as I know, foresight is a very rare ability. Only Oda Saku has it in the Yokohama Mafia, but it is also foresight, but far away. Nowhere near Miss Beatrice.This time the boss really hit the iron plate.

Dazai was not in a hurry at all, he explained to Zhongyuan chicken in a slow manner, his tone was full of schadenfreude, and he waited for the show with all his leisure time.

"Chi-chi-chi-chi...!" Dazai, you bastard!Is this the attitude you should have as the youngest cadre of the port mafia? !The Central Plains chicken got angry, and the little fluff that had been restrained exploded again. Others were furious, but he was furious.

"Chichiji..." I'm a chick now!Dazai said confidently, "Chichiji..." It was all Chuya's fault. It turned me into a chicken, and Chuya himself became a chicken. Seeing you suffer such a tragic fate, I am so sorry. I will definitely thank Chuya for your sacrifice, and pass the news on to the boss. Now that we are all like this, what else can we do? Even if we want to contact you, do you think the boss can understand us from our chatter? mean?

The Central Plains chicken was angry, put aside reason, and yelled at Dazai chicken.

"Chichichi..." Help!Dazai opened his throat and screamed.

Meluem turned her head and said lightly, "Quiet."

The slightly fluctuating thought pressure made the two chicks squat obediently in an instant.

This is probably the intuition honed by the underworld.

"What are they arguing about?" Meluem asked with his head turned slightly.

"About the experience of being a chick." I summed it up in one sentence.

"You have used this kind of magic on me before." Meluem said suddenly.

I blinked, remembering what time he was talking about.

"That was the first time I experienced a feeling of fragility since I was born. I used to be so fragile. It seemed that I would die if I just pinched it lightly. Any accident could kill me. The moment I fell into the water , I felt confused, an absurdity that is hard to describe in words, at that moment, I thought I was going to die. But I didn't die, I was picked up from the water, touched from beginning to end..."

Hearing this I spit.

I'm sorry I'm guilty of doing this to you! !Yes, I was the one who touched him all over the place. Not only did I touch him, but I also touched him many times from the beginning to the end.No!But now hearing it from Meluem, I feel so ashamed, as if I was once an incurable scum, not only masturbating, but also masturbating forcefully regardless of resistance, the more I resist, the more excited I am, damn it, it’s really bad black history!

So, the reason why Meruam chased me so persistently was because I caused indelible damage to his young heart?

He doesn't want revenge now, does he? !

I suddenly had a deep sense of crisis.

sitting on pins and needles

Meruem seemed completely unaware of my reaction, and made a statement in a flat tone.

"And stuffed me into the ditch on my chest..."

"I'm sorry, it's my fault, I shouldn't have done that, please shut up!" My waist was no longer sore and my legs were no longer hurting, so I covered Meluem's mouth.

Looking back now, what the fuck did I do!

Black history!

The dark history of Chiguoguo!

The two little chicks squatting on Meruam's shoulders listened with gusto. I seemed to see Dazai Chicken's eyes shining, with an expression of hearing the gossip, wishing for more. Surprised by the huge amount of information, seeing my eyes blowing over, my hair was blown up, and I moved closer to Dazai chicken vigilantly, for fear that I would grab him and pat him all over before stuffing him into the ditch on his chest. Look at a pervert, and it's a pervert who has no integrity and poisons the ignorant and beautiful boy.

Two clumps of fur huddled together are cute and cute, but at the moment I just want them to disappear into the sky.

The scene of the murder of the wind critic!

Too tragic!

I covered Meluem's mouth, but I didn't cover Dazai's.

"Chichichi..." Did Beatrice have such a hobby?No problem, let the horse come here, whether it is touching the whole body or stuffing it into the ditch of the chest, I can accept it!Beatrice is such a cute girl, I don't suffer at all, but feel super honored, let's have a happy beast play!

Me: 豮艸芔茻!

"Hot chicken Dazai shut up!" I growled.

"Chichichi..." Could it be that Beatrice prefers Chuya?That's right, if it wasn't for Chuya-kun who dragged me to death, I wouldn't have become like this. It should have been only Chuya who fell into the trap.Dazaiji was aggrieved at first, then nodded suddenly as if he had realized something.

Sure enough, when the Central Plains chicken heard it, it felt as if it had been bitten by lightning, and the whole chicken was bad, and the little eyes staring at me were full of shock.

He believed it!

He actually believed that!

Are you worthy of your identity as a mafia? You are so easy to deceive!

I let go of the hand covering Meruam's mouth, picked up the Central Plains Chicken, and shook it desperately, "Cheer up! Don't be fooled by Dazai's hot chicken! That's a trap I set for others, and you will fall into it." It's all Dazai's fault! I'm not interested in you at all!"

The Central Plains chicken was shaken, yes, as Dazai's little friend, he should know more about what kind of virtue Dazai is, don't be fooled easily!

However, Dazai is worthy of being a friend of the Central Plains, so we know him well.

Just as the Central Plains was swaying, Dazai interrupted.

"Chichiji..." So, if someone is interested, Beatrice will do it?It's really a unique hobby, more curious than our boss's X-fetish. Sure enough, there are all kinds of hobbies in this world. Will someone who likes suicide like me exist in places I don't know?

Central Plains Chicken was fooled again.

Such a simple and stupid mafia almost brought tears to my eyes. I, an innocent goblin with no bad habits, was poured pot after pot of sewage by Dazai, and was forcibly fucked by a perverted character.Is this hot chicken taking revenge on me? !Definitely taking revenge on me!

Unexpectedly, Meluem was also led astray.I don't know what he wanted to express when he suddenly told me about the past, maybe he saw the familiar magic, recalled that he had suffered a loss, or maybe he had other things to say, in short, no matter what he thought before, now Absolutely being led by Dazai in a distorted way of thinking.

Meruam asked thoughtfully: "Would it be more exciting to see a weak cub being weak and struggling as he pleases?"

...I was wrong, it was because the guy with a fierce face was aggrieved by me doing whatever he wanted but couldn't resist, which made me very excited, but it seems that something is wrong when I say it this way, there is always a feeling that I will be forcibly fucked The feeling of the perverted person on the Internet.I think it was the guy who slapped me into the mountain wall and couldn't get it out, which left a serious psychological shadow on me, so that I wanted to fight back, which had a strange impact on my character design.

If it is said that Dazai can only be regarded as nonsense and rumors, what Meluem said can almost be regarded as a stone hammer.

Because I really did that to him!

The Central Plains Chicken was scared away.

Yes, not exaggerating, it really flew.

The fluffy little chicken flapped its wings desperately, almost fanning out afterimages, and forced the pair of short wings to create an airflow to support its body, as if I would attack him if he didn't run away quickly. It’s the same as doing something indescribably perverted, fleeing from my hand and returning to Meruem’s shoulder, using the Dazai chicken as a shield to block himself, and pushing the Dazai chicken hard, as if saying that something is going to Dazai, don’t look for it. he.

I'm going crazy!

You can ignore the words of this scumbag Dazai, but there are two honest people among us, and they were all fooled by him.

The Central Plains mafia must be so simple and stupid that it can be tricked like this. They must have been teased by Dazai on weekdays. Since they are often teased, how could they believe Dazai's words so easily and fall down in the same pit repeatedly!

I don't know if Meluam believed it. As a former party, it's normal for him to have doubts. After all, he is a straightforward boy who likes to think about philosophy. Most people don't understand the thoughts of philosophers, but if you ask them in this atmosphere, you won't It's the same, and it was still induced by Dazai!

So here comes the question, how can I turn things around in one fell swoop, and effectively attack Dazai while rescuing the reputation?

Explaining this kind of thing, sometimes it will only get darker and darker, especially if there is a guy who is afraid that the world will not like to make a fool of himself, if he is driven by the rhythm, everything is wrong, and he will only lead himself to the ditch. Go inside, you'll get yourself covered.

At this time, it is necessary to jump out of the framework, take an unconventional path, and win by surprise.

The innocent little princess can't lose!

"Yeah, I really like it!" I grinned grinningly and grabbed Dazai's chicken, which had nowhere to escape, with a shadowy face and distorted aura, "Especially for a guy like Dazai who is on the verge of death. Not only do I like to do whatever I want with you, but I also want to wrap you in egg liquid, stick in bread crumbs, fry you until golden and crispy, and take out the oil. I am so happy !"

Both honest people were stunned by me.

Dazai Chicken was very well-behaved in an instant, looking at me with wet eyes, pure and innocent, for the sake of his own life, he actually started to act cute shamelessly.

Probably, even suicide enthusiasts don’t want to die in the way of being coated with egg liquid, stuck with bread crumbs, and fried until golden and crisp.