The Fairy of the King [Comprehensive]

I swear, I hate vampires. Although we have no grievances or hatreds, this is a racial antagonism. It has nothing to do with hatred. Even if there is no hatred, I will still want to kill each other. For example, when I see vampires, I want to beat them. This is the law of nature and cannot be avoided.

Looking back, it was a disaster!

This collision between life and death, the conflict between natures, how many years of eating and being lazy, and suddenly turning into a fighting maniac, this feeling was novel to me at first, but soon I felt bitter in my heart.After all, the human body is fragile and its energy is very limited, but with this weak body, I beat the vampire all night, and I couldn't bear to look back.

I don't know what's going on with this place, but vampires are swarming around like moths that see a light in the dark. I wonder if I've entered a vampire's lair.

It's impossible to run. Whenever I see vampires, my brain gets hot. I want to strangle them all and rub their faces on the ground.All in all, it seems that all the violent factors have been activated.I never knew that when I was so violent, the goblin who claims to be a peace-loving, devoted to art and has nothing to do with bloody violence, actually has such a violent time. As the person involved, I feel that the whole person is not good.

Almost exhausted!

It's not a joke, it's true!Exhausted fine.

Even though when I see a vampire, I feel as if I have drunk a stimulant, and I seem to have endless energy, but that is just a seeming.This human body has not undergone any exercise, it is completely weak, very delicate, even running 800 meters can be exhausted until it is about to die, how many vampires can it beat.It happened that we followed into the lair of vampires, all kinds of vampires attracted by me came in an endless stream, all of them looked like they were going to swallow me up, I don't even remember how many vampires I released myself.Even if he is so tired that he can't even move a finger, as long as he finds a vampire within his line of sight, he will try his best to force himself.It's like trying to squeeze water out of a sponge, squeeze, squeeze again, even if it can't be squeezed out, squeeze it again, even if you are fighting a puppet, you have never worked so hard.

In the end, I was carried back by Meruam like a dead dog.

Maybe it's not a dead dog, because I've already passed out from exhaustion, and this description of being carried back like a dead dog was told to me by Dazaiji.He described the scene to me vividly. I was caught in the frenzy of beating vampires like I was on a stimulant. After I collapsed from strength, I looked like I was about to die, as if I was about to swallow my last breath in the next second. .

As for the Zhongyuan chicken, he looked at me with a strange look, with suspicion in the entanglement, excitement in the suspicion, and a little closeness in the excitement. It is hard for his small black eyes to express so many emotions. .

I'm a little baffled by the sudden change of attitude towards Zhongyuan Chicken. Dazai Chicken has a calm posture that everything is expected, and his small round eyes are shining with the light of wisdom. It seems that he has completely seen through Zhongyuan Chicken's mind, but he Just don't say it.The Zhongyuan chicken was a little bit fried by his eyes, it was really fried again, not an adjective, the little fluff on its body was fluffed up, and it made a defensive posture towards Dazai chicken, as if worried about what he was going to do again trick.

These two guys are really lively when they get together, even if they become little chickens, there is always a subtle... sense of harmony, oh, that's the word, happy friends.Maybe they don’t think so, but that’s how I see it. Chicken Dazai always likes to tease Nakahara Chicken. Nakahara Chicken knows that Dazai Chicken likes to tease himself, so he is very wary of him, but he still gets teased again and again. As for Dazai Chicken, I think he is probably the kind who obviously enjoys it but won’t admit it. The two guys turned into little chickens together. It really wasn’t accidental. The little friends are neat and tidy, and they are sinking in mocking each other .

When I woke up, I was in Meluem's own residence, probably because it was a little far from the entrance of the Honmaru, so he didn't send me back, but took me directly back to his residence for a short rest , when I woke up, Meluam had been out for a long time, and he was going to class today.

Oye!

that is really good!

Decisively go back before he comes back.After yesterday's hustle and bustle, I don't want to see this devil coach for the time being. Whether it's an 800-meter long-distance race, or taking me to fight in the vampire's lair in the middle of the night, I have a deep memory.I feel like I can't exert my energy all over now, and if I do it again, I'm probably really going to finish the game.I don't doubt at all whether Meluam will adopt this kind of iron-blooded strategy, because his reference is different. He probably refers to himself. I am a mage, and I am close to him. Can fighting be the same?

What is the worst?

Worst of all he discovered the stimulating effect of vampires on me.

Have you seen how other people drive donkeys?Take a fishing rod, hang a donkey likes to eat on it, hang in front of the donkey, and then the donkey will keep running forward in order to eat that food.

I couldn't help but imagine a picture of ghosts and animals. Meluam was riding a bicycle in front, and a vampire was tied to the back seat, and I was so red-eyed by the vampire. Run, run, run... This picture is so magical, I feel chills just thinking about it.

Damn it, when I think about it like this, I can't stop in my head at all, the more I think about it, the more I can't sit still, I think I need to keep a distance from Meluem for the time being, eh.

But now I'm so tired, I don't want to move at all, I feel my body is hollowed out, and I'm so hungry.Glancing at Dazai Chicken and Zhongyuan Chicken, hey, are these two little guys useless at all?

Anyway, I also acted as the grass bully of Honmaru, signed a contract with the sword men, reverse summoned, and transferred myself to the position of the sword men, no problem at all.

Immediately afterwards, with a splash, I fell from Meruem's house into Honmaru's pond.

I was caught off guard and choked on water, and I sank into the water because of the impact, but it doesn't matter, I have learned to swim, and I have even pretended to be a mermaid, but now I don't want to move at all, and I don't have much strength, forget it , It is also very comfortable in the floating water.

I floated in the water like this, with my face up, and the Dazai chicken and the Zhongyuan chicken, which I turned together, thumped vigorously in the water. Finally, these two guys regarded me as a boat and squatted on top of me.

Floating on the water is indeed very comfortable, the buoyancy of the water supports the body, swaying with the current, I fell asleep unconsciously.

"Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa~!"

A scream woke me up, and then someone jumped into the water suddenly, hugged me desperately, seemed to want to pull me to the shore, but because of my clumsiness, I couldn't succeed, so I cried, "Master! Master! Don't die, woooooo... It's all my fault, I didn't notice that the master fell into the water, master, don't abandon us!"

I recognized the voice as a retreating voice, and look how frightened the unfortunate boy was.

I wanted to tell him that I was fine, but he was so strong, his arms were as slender as firewood sticks, strangling me so hard that I almost passed out, rolled my eyes and couldn't speak.

Immediately afterwards, there was a rush of footsteps, and it was the other sword men who heard the sound of the five tigers retreating and were rushing over.

"What's the matter? What's the matter? What happened?"

"I heard the cries of Wuhu Tui, what happened?"

"What happened to the master?"

"general!"

"When will the master come back?"

"Who is the murderer?"

A mess of voices mixed together, noisy.

It doesn't matter who it is, tell the five tigers to quit quickly, I'm really going to die!

Wasn't beaten to death by a vampire, but almost strangled to death by the five tigers? ?

How did such a slender arm burst out with such a powerful force... Oh no, I should know, after all, I personally strengthened Wuhutui. His powerful strength was all given by me. It's me, it's me, it's me!This is another level of self-digging, or lifting a rock to shoot yourself in the foot.

Just when I thought I was about to gameover like this, a sound of nature saved me.

"Back, you let go first, let me take a look at the general, maybe there is still salvation."

I recognized the voice of Yaken Toshiro.

As expected of the doctor of Honmaru, he is reliable, yes, I can still be saved, I am not dead yet!

Five Tigers retreated and heard the words, loosened the strength in their hands, and said with a sob: "Really?"

The five tigers who were holding me desperately in the pond let go, so that the sword man on the bank could pull me up and lay me flat on the ground.

Emma can finally take a breath, I thought angrily.

It's all the same, it's fine if you fall into the pond if you are unlucky, it should be a good thing to be discovered by the five tigers, and quickly fish me out of the pond, but this simple child just thinks that I was drowned I cried so much, I couldn't help it, it almost strangled me to death.

"I've heard that if a human being drowns, artificial respiration is required at this time, mouth to mouth blowing." A man with a sword said suddenly.

There was a sudden silence from the scene.

Because there is water on my face, eyelashes, and hair, if I open my eyes, the water will run into the eyes, so my eyes are closed at the moment. When I heard this sentence, I knew that I had to say a word at this moment to let the other party You know, I was already awake, but before I could open my mouth, a hand stretched out and pinched my chin, forcing me to open my mouth, and a hand stretched out, as if trying to straighten my tongue.

"Well, it seems that I didn't swallow any strange things. When I drowned, I swallowed things in the water unconsciously because of choking."

Of course, I didn't really drown, I just choked when I fell into the pond.

Immediately afterwards, the hand pinching my chin was released, Yaken Toshiro seemed to have discovered something, he patted my cheek lightly, "General? General? Can you still hear my voice? How do you feel now?"

I felt something cloth-like rubbing against my face, wiping the water around my eyelids, and I could finally open my eyes.

I looked at Yaken Toshiro, and said quietly, "I think I can save him again, I'm not dead yet."

"I'm sorry!" Wu Hu apologized tremblingly, and he shed tears in shame and self-blame, "It's all my fault, I caused everyone to misunderstand!"

What can I say?

Although it is true that the five tigers retreated and strangled me, I almost lost my breath, but he didn't mean it, it was just a misunderstanding, and it can be regarded as caring, so it's messy. To be honest, when you suddenly see someone floating on the water, you usually think it's drowning , It's just that the reaction of the five tigers retreating was more intense, and the whole Honmaru heard howling directly, and all the sword men came over to watch.

"Master is fine, but his whole body is drenched. Let me take Master back to the room to rest." As he said that, Karasuma came forward, knelt down on one knee beside me, and pretended to be hugged by the princess. However, although Karasuma is a father with one bite, in terms of appearance, he is not much taller than the elementary school student transformed by a short knife. As a result, I, who was wet all over, was directly caught by such a one of him. Action shoveled into the pond.

This is the case when there is more than enough heart but not enough energy.Your arms are too short!

Caught off guard, I took another sip of water and sank to the bottom of the pond.

The sound of plopping diving came, and I was fished out of the pond by the sword man.

I coughed desperately.

Really, leave me alone, just let me float quietly on the pond, it’s okay to float on the water for a while, I’ve been a fish before!

"Actually, this is a way of practicing meditation." I told them sternly, trying to save my face and let them leave me alone.

However, everyone seemed to be in disbelief.

"I'm serious." I emphasized with a serious face.

Wu Hu Tui looked at me with teary eyes, and apologized desperately, "Did I disturb Master's cultivation? I'm sorry! It's all my fault."

The corners of my mouth twitched.

"Well, it's actually out of strength, and the position when teleporting back to Honmaru was deviated."

I put my hands on a man with a sword and tried to use my strength to stand up. As expected, I didn't have much strength. After barely standing up, my head became dizzy, my eyes turned black, and the world spun for a while. For some reason, I rushed towards the pond in front of me.

thump……

I fell into the pond again.

"Owner!"

"general!"

"Lord!"

I'm so lucky today!Is this the rhythm of drinking water until I'm full?