The Fairy of the King [Comprehensive]

"It was you who were so cool and didn't pay attention to my ultimatum. You refused it very bravely and fearlessly. The tears you are crying now are all the water in your head." I expressed his bitterness. Glad to hear it, he cast a disdainful look, and said coolly: "Actually, you don't have to care about it, it's just a ball of fat, as long as you exercise hard, you can definitely become a soft and flexible fat man."

He looked hopeless, "I don't think I will live to be a soft fat man... I don't want to be a soft fat man either."

Kaiwangshen stared at him curiously and suspiciously for a while, and said, "Not fat at all."

"Because Miji lost weight. I'm not that unkind, I made an exchange with Ilmi, as long as Miji loses weight, they can lose weight. During my absence, Miji lost weight really super Work hard, slim down from a chubby fat man to a normal body." This weight loss speed can be described as lightning fast, and it's just that he was tortured miserably. His elder brother is really ruthless. , Lose weight by the way, the little leather whip of love beats Mi Chi to death, the flesh is gone, and the person is withered.

"Is it one of Miss Beatrice's abilities? It sounds very interesting, but..." Kaiwangshen showed thoughtful eyes, and pondered, "Once that fat man named Miji goes back, he will be hit by this ability." Will people get fat too?"

Hearing this, the blond baby face cheered up, obviously very concerned about this answer, and stared at me closely, the baby face is innocent and cute, and the look of helplessness looks particularly pitiful, which can especially arouse women's maternal love, but it must not include I.

I laughed, "Of course we got fat together."

Kuroro, Hisoka, and the knight, the three of them have nothing to do with their body shapes anymore, it is Miji who controls them, Miji is fat and they are fat, Miji is thin and they are thin, as a perennial fat house at home, it is not easy to lose weight , fat is too easy.At the moment, Yi Ermi is urging her to lose weight, and she will gain weight again in a short time. In order to make up for the hard work of losing weight these days, she eats and overeats, and she may become even fatter than before .

The expression on the baby face is broken, the psychological shadow is infinite, covered with dark clouds, muttering to himself, "I will definitely be beaten to death... I will definitely be beaten to death, or I will die laughing..."

Kaiwangshen blinked and said doubtfully: "Although I don't know what happened, it shouldn't be a serious matter, so Miss Beatrice just punished her slightly, and didn't deal with it severely." "

"Sisso took a photo of me and sent it to Kuroro. Kuroro gave him the photo. I asked him to delete the photo, but he refused and refused." I replied.

Kaioshin didn't quite understand why he wanted to impose punishment for such a trivial matter.

I put down the tablet, and said earnestly to Kaiwang Shenyu: "This is the disadvantage of watching the development of races and rarely experiencing it personally. The photos involve the right of portrait. Taking pictures of me without my consent is an offense to my right of portrait. If It’s just a simple watch every day and every now and then, just to appreciate it, it’s no big deal, if it’s posted on the Internet, it’s even used for strange purposes without authorization, or posted on the Internet and downloaded by many people, some people appreciate it, and some people use it for strange purposes It's disgusting."

"What strange purpose?" Kaiwangshen asked curiously.

...This, I really don't want to say, there are too many possibilities, like Mi Ji, who uses my photo as a heroine in a dress-up game, it is considered light, if you see me in some 18 banned games The original heroine is going to squirt blood. As a goblin, I don’t think I have to worry about my photo on the small advertisement on the roadside telephone pole.

"Ho ho ho..." Nitro winked at me, smiled and said nothing.

Kaioshin looked at me, then at Nitro, confused.

"Okay, let's stop here." If I say too much, it seems that I am worrying too much, but I don't want my photos to fall into the hands of strange people. It's okay, especially an idiot like Mi Ji.I put an end to this topic with one sentence, and started another topic, "Are you here specifically to block me?" Although it was a question, the tone was affirmative.

The baby-faced knight did not change his face, and the sensible person did not lie to me, "Miss Goblin's whereabouts are too difficult to find. Since that day, she has disappeared from the world, and she can't be found at all. I have to use some special methods to speculate that Miss Goblin may appear. The location." As he said that, he asked curiously, "Where did Miss Goblin go?"

"Go to the stars and seas to experience the new world, the outside world is so big~!" I answered honestly, but it is up to the other party to believe it or not.

The chivalrous man had a thoughtful expression on his face, his eyes turned and turned on the halo on Netero's head, suddenly he was as happy as his soul, he turned his head to look at me, slowly raised his finger to the sky, and asked tentatively: "Here?"

I looked at the direction of his fingers and nodded without hesitation, "That's right."

He is absolutely right in saying that, I am heaven.

The knight's expression became very strange, "Is there really a paradise in the world?"

"Yes." It was Kaioshin who answered.

"Where is it?" I turned to look at him and asked.

"Haven't you been to heaven?" The knight asked me in surprise.

"When did I say I went to heaven?" I asked back.

"When I pointed at the sky, you nodded without hesitation and said yes." The knight pointed out.

"I went to the sea of ​​stars, and went to other planets for a while." I replied.

The knight was speechless, he seemed to be choking, his eyes widened in astonishment, and he slowly looked up at the sky, "Alien?"

I ordered another cup of red bean ice, and the waiter came over with the red bean ice I wanted, with a professional smile on his face, and didn't notice the strangeness of this table at all, as if it was the same as other tables, without any abnormalities.

The knight quickly adjusted, and asked enthusiastically, "What is the alien planet like?"

"If you are interested, you can ask Kaiwangshen. He has seen too many planets. All the planets in the universe are under his jurisdiction." I glanced at the knight and said indifferently.

"Oh?" Xia Ke raised his brows, "Sounds amazing, all the planets in the universe... this planet too?"

"Obviously." Kaiwangshen replied calmly, he seemed not interested in this topic, turned to me and said: "If the development goes well, the technology of this planet will probably make a qualitative leap soon and enter the interstellar era. In the previous invasion, after Frieza’s subordinates were wiped out, many spaceships were left behind, most of which were single-person spaceships dedicated to combat. The spaceship mothership also landed on the ground, and the human country gathered top scientists for research. This Although this kind of change is not a normal development process, it is not too much. It is Frieza's subordinates who are coming to invade this planet. Those bad guys have a very domineering and tyrannical style. If you look at it, you will live for a while, and then sell it when you get bored. This planet was able to survive, thanks to Miss Beatrice's protection, and chased it out to capture Frieza and his father, King Kurd Get up. It should have come to an end, but I didn't expect that the bad luck is not over, and the crisis has not been resolved."

"I speculate that it should have something to do with Frieza's remnants. Although it was handed over to the Galactic Patrol to catch the remnants, it is inevitable that there will be fish that slipped through the net, and maybe they will deliberately destroy this planet out of revenge." I mused.

"Even if it's just a remnant, it's very difficult to deal with this planet. Frieza has destroyed many planets, and his subordinates are also a group of daring and lawless guys. Let the Galaxy Patrol pay more attention to this place, maybe it will be rewarding." Kaiwangshen He is obviously not very optimistic about the combat power of this planet. From his point of view, it is natural. After all, it is a civilization that cannot even leave the planet.

"That's up to Bulma, I don't have the contact method of the Galaxy Patrol." I shook my head regretfully.

"Really." Kaiwangshen was just a suggestion, and he changed the subject, "Miss Beatrice's move is indeed very powerful. I didn't expect that besides protecting the planet, it can also destroy the enemy."

"It's just one of the application methods." I looked at Kaiwangshen, and found that he seemed to have something to say, and he seemed hesitant to speak. I thought about it, and slowly asked my speculation, " Kaiwangshen is very interested in that move?"

"No, I just... think it's amazing." Kaiwangshen said embarrassedly, he looked down at the red bean ice in front of him, which had already melted more than half, "As Kaiwangshen, the planet is also one of my responsibilities, sometimes Create new planets, or divide one planet into several, but... in the face of that situation, I can't do anything about it, as expected, I'm not capable enough."

"The talents are different, so I can't create planets, and I can't divide a planet into several planets." I said, digging a spoonful of red bean ice from the cup in front of me, "Don't pay too much attention to what you don't have, and ignore it." What I have, like ours, some time to ponder slowly, not now, maybe I can figure it out in the future.”

Kaiwangshen was stunned, and smiled, "That's right."

"Ahem..." Nitro coughed twice, "This little brother's identity is really remarkable."

"Don't you already know it in your heart?" I snorted, and said: "Kaiwangshen's thighs should not be so easy to hug. His basic duty is to observe the development of life on the planet. Non-interference is one of the basic principles. Give up as soon as possible."

"It's rare to sit together, I still want to work hard." Nitro smiled and said in a joking tone.

"Please work hard. Rely on your own efforts to survive the catastrophe after disaster. The more the race develops, the further you can only go further by relying on your own efforts." Kaiwangshen encouraged.

"Pfft..." I laughed. The king of the world seemed to not understand what kind of effort Nitero was referring to. This sentence of encouragement completely cut off the topic. Seriously, having a good relationship with Kaiwangshen, who governs the universe, is a good thing.

Netero sighed, "I can't take this anymore."

"Huh?" The Realm King was puzzled.

I seldom come into contact with short-lived species, and mostly observe from the sidelines, so Kaiwangshen probably hasn't experienced this kind of thing much.

I rested my chin on one hand, and shifted my gaze. The knight quietly pretended to be a wallflower, but actually listened with his ears up.

Dig a spoonful of red bean ice and put it in his mouth, "Your companion is so slow, you agreed to block me, but was delayed by other things."

"Well, it feels a little scary, as if Miss Goblin knows everything." The knight smiled.

"Once a word is spoken, it is no longer a secret." I swallowed the red bean ice and licked my lips. "Prophecy is a good ability, although it can only predict the next month."

The knight's expression was a little stiff, I smiled at him, something flashed in his green eyes, like an illusion.He didn't try to tell me cheap lies, which is wise.

"I couldn't find any news, so I had to use some special means. The sudden change in my body interrupted the duel between the leader and Hisoka, and the duel could only be postponed, so Hisoka stared at me. It was terrible... I felt trapped. If caught, I will be beaten to death, I dare not act alone these days, for fear of being caught and killed by Hisoka if I am alone, I am a weak technical department." The cute and sunny smile on the baby face is bitter.

"Aren't you acting alone now?" I asked strangely, wandering alone in the street, isn't it alone?

"Team leader, there is another group member here, but they just spread out to have fun, everyone needs a private space." Said the knight.

Oh, the concept of placing orders is different from mine.

"Then let me tell you some news, Hisoka is coming this way." I looked at the knight and said seriously.

The knight's expression changed drastically.

"Maybe he has been chasing you all the time, so he is also here now. When I contacted Mi Ji just now, he sent the message to Hisoka."

So now the question is, should the knight retreat first and meet his companions, or risk being caught by Hisoka and beat him to death here and wait for his companions to come over?

The knight chose to stay.

He said that he was afraid of being caught and beaten to death by Hisoka, but he was also afraid in his heart, but he was not so afraid in action.

The king of the world looked at the knight, and then at me. He seemed really not interested in the red bean ice in front of him at all, and let it melt away. His gaze finally shifted to Nitro, "Although I brought you from the underworld Come out, but the next thing is up to you. The biggest problem now is that you don’t know who the other party is and when it will come, it’s best to prepare as soon as possible.” Kaiwangshen hesitated, “It’s better not to waste too much time.”

"Ho ho ho... I understand the meaning of the king of the world, but I need to understand the situation anyway. Besides, not only am I dead, but the Hunter Association should have a new president by now. I, a retired old ghost, think What to do, you have to think carefully about it." Nitro said.

"It's good that you know it in your heart." Kaiwangshen heaved a sigh of relief, although he said that he should not interfere, he was still worried in his heart.

The knight's luck is pretty good. Hisoka and his companions are about the same time. Now the atmosphere of the scene is tense. Although Hisoka is alone, his momentum is not inferior at all. The small open-air dessert shop suddenly came After meeting so many people, they immediately attracted attention. I think most of the reason is Hisoka, who made him wear such a conspicuous clown suit, and the non-mainstream attire is particularly ostentatious. Compared with the two companions of the knight, although the attires are also distinctive , but not as flamboyant as Hisoka, and he still wears high heels.

"Oh hehehe... Kuroro, finally let me find you, this is really a fateful encounter~~~" Hisoka smiled enchantingly while twisting his waist.

... I suddenly felt a little nauseous, maybe it has something to do with the little shadow that Hisoka left me before, such a pervert doesn't happen often.

The man with a bandage on his forehead and a pure, student-like face is Kuroro. Facing Hisoka’s teasing, he was indifferent, and calmly turned his eyes on me. I saw the rare book with the bookworm, and the rare book with the research fanatic. Like the experimental subject, his eyes were suddenly glued, his eyes were as deep as black holes, and even light would be sucked in.

"Male goblins are so different from female goblins." The masked man who came with Kuroro said with great interest.

I was stunned for a moment, and then I realized that both Kaiwangshen and I had sharp ears and were misunderstood.

"I'm not a goblin." Jie Wangshen explained calmly. He frowned, looked up and down carefully at Kuroro and his companions, Hisoka, and the knight. Slight changes.

"What's wrong?" I asked.

"Let's go, it's better not to have too much involvement with human beings." Said King Kai, he stood up, "Since the one called Mi Chi loses weight, the others will also lose weight, so it's good to keep Mi Chi in shape." .”

"If you do this, people will misunderstand that you are afraid of them." I looked at Kaiwangshen and said seriously.

The king of the world shook his head, "It's just that I don't feel very good, and I don't want to be with such a person. People on this planet can exercise their physical fitness very well, but if their energy cannot be improved, their strength cannot be improved." A qualitative change has taken place, and any of Frieza's miscellaneous soldiers will be stronger than them." He paused, "Those strange abilities are very valuable to be discovered, and they are highly developable, and they are relatively rare in the universe."

Kaiwangshen's words successfully drew everyone's attention to him. Hisoka looked at him while playing with poker cards. Suddenly, the poker cards in his hand flew out, and Kaiwangshen caught them casually.

"Oh oh oh...a big ripe apple~!" Hisoka's eyes lit up.

Kaiwangshen was not angry, but his sense of Hisoka seemed to be even worse. He glanced lightly, stretched out his hand to me, put his palm on my arm, swiped his teleportation, and returned to the palace of Dongguo Tuo.

Meluem was talking to his three guards, when the two of us suddenly appeared in the throne room, the three of them had a conditioned reflex, and Meluem stopped them with a yell.

"What's the matter?" Meluem asked me expressionlessly, "I didn't mean to play."

"I met a few people, and Kaiwangshen didn't seem to like them, so I came back." I said casually.

"I'm sorry, I'm really not used to it. If I continue to stay there, I may get involved in conflicts between humans. I don't want to be forced to intervene." King Kai apologized.

"It's me who should apologize. I let you play for a while, but I encountered something that spoiled your fun." I said embarrassedly.

I didn't worry about it. I thought Kaiwangshen didn't care about it, it was just a sideshow. It turned out that he didn't like this kind of thing when he was playing.

"Don't take it to heart, just ignore that kind of guy." Kaiwangshen hesitated, "The game hall you mentioned, why don't we go directly."

"Huh?" I was a little surprised that Kaiwangshen proposed it so proactively.

"I've been watching Miss Beatrice playing games, I'm a little interested, maybe it's really interesting, maybe Kaiohshen also wants to entertain." Kaiohshen smiled.

"Okay, let's go then." I said happily, and paused, "But there is a problem."

"What?" Kaiwangshen asked.

"We're eating Bawang's meal." I looked at Kaiwangshen and said seriously.

"..." Realm King God.

"We haven't paid for that dessert shop yet." My eyes wandered.

Kaiwangshen and I suddenly quieted down.

"I'm going too." Meluem's voice sounded.

I looked over in surprise, and glanced at the three guards of Meluem.

"I have already ordered all the tasks, what should be done, what needs to be done, they will do it. I stay in the palace with nothing to do, go out for a walk." Meluem stood up, and the tail raised high behind her fell, He stepped forward, passed the three guards, and came to me. With a sweep of his tail, he let me sit on his tail, and he stood in front of Kaiwangshen.

The atmosphere seemed a bit tense and strange. I looked up and saw Kaiohshin was blocked by Meruem. He walked over and just separated me from Kaiohshin.I saw that Meruem seemed to be condescendingly staring at Kaiohshin.

"Okay." Kaiwangshen readily agreed, not caring about being overlooked because of his height, "By the way, pay for that dessert shop."

The ability of Kaiwangshen is convenience, walking around without delaying time.Take me and Meluem to teleport, appear in a deserted alley, enter the game hall as a team, and then the problem comes, Kaiwangshen and Meruem can't play.

As the only game leader in the team, I take on the task of teaching.

Meruam's ability to learn is unquestionable. The first game he chose was racing, and he hadn't lost in the first set, and he hadn't lost since the second set. He gradually attracted racing players who challenged him one after another. I got impatient, and it became the inseparable parting between the two of us racing.

When I came back to my senses, I found that Kaiwangshen, who was watching by the side before, had disappeared. Just as I was about to see where he was, Meluem dragged me to play the second game.Thinking about it, there is nothing to worry about. After all, he is the king of the world, so he probably went to play a game he was interested in.

So, I was addicted to the game and couldn't extricate myself, playing very happily.

The author has something to say: I've been a little stuck these two days_(:3」∠)_