The Fairy of the King [Comprehensive]

The waiter in the Cowherd shop was really calm, and he didn't bluff at all in the face of various accidents. The uncle in black suit with afro-haired hair seized the opportunity and calmly provided a place for conversation.

"Bring the wine!" Kagura sat on the sofa and yelled loudly, "If you don't get drunk today, you won't go home!"

Bold and unrestrained doesn't match the appearance at all.

The waiter served the drinks quickly.

Goblets full of wine are placed on the table.

Xin Baji, who had just collapsed, sat on the sofa, posing in a deep posture, leaning forward and lowering his head, as if he was thinking about life.

"New baji, a man must bravely face the blast. This is the only way to grow up. Every boy who thinks he is innocent is actually a wretched boy, because a truly pure boy will never know that he is pure. Only Only a boy who knows what is dirty knows what purity is." Kagura slapped Xin Baji on the shoulder vigorously, and said with a philosopher's tone, "Admit it, you have stepped into the world of dirty adults, you have already It's starting to break down, it's starting to rot like spoiled food!"

Xin Baji was expressionless, his glasses cast a faint shadow, he reached out to pick up a goblet, and drank the wine in it in one gulp.

"This is growth, this is enlightenment, and then you will find yourself slowly becoming a bald man." Kagura reached out to pick up a goblet, sat on the sofa and gently shook the glass, posing an elegant and mature With a serious posture and a deep expression, "The Tower of Babylon is the source of filth, and all men's obscene and dirty thoughts come from the Tower of Babylon's ready to move. If you want to say what is purity, only Meme who does not have the Tower of Babylon is qualified to call herself so .This is real love, not swayed by dirty towers of Babylon, not driven by the desire to spray evil liquid, just out of love."

Kagura aimed the goblet at the light, held it up high, and looked up at the gently swaying wine in the goblet.

"True love is the most precious thing in the world. Without the pollution of the Tower of Babylon, Meimei must be the purest person in the world. Pure feelings and pure people mean that Meimei's hair will always be thick and will not become bald! Every boy used to have a head of thick hair, and then gradually became bald, and turned into a dirty adult who looks like an uncle, but when you meet a pure boy who will not become bald, you must seize the opportunity, young man!"

Xin Baji was expressionless, he picked up a glass of wine from the table, drank it all in one go, and said expressionlessly: "So, I am that hypocritical young man who is about to become a filthy adult, to bring out Meluem's pure body and mind, A stepping stone that has been stepped on again and again? Kagura-chan, won't your conscience ache?"

"What is the guy with the glasses talking about? Didn't you see that the Queen is doing something serious? This is a major event related to Meimei's lifelong happiness! Do you know how difficult it is to help a pure boy who doesn't have the Tower of Babylon to confess? Although the Tower of Babylon It’s evil, it’s the source of evil for men, but women also have secret gardens of sin. Among the dirty adults, there are both uncles and many horny aunts. The Tower of Babylon and the Secret Garden are standard configurations, and men and women are like this What’s the matter, Aru.” Kagura put down his raised hand, casually held the goblet, crossed his legs, leaned against the sofa, and had an arrogant posture, with the face of an old driver. "For Secret Garden, people without the Tower of Babylon are worthless. Without the Tower of Babylon, there is only the virtue of purity to praise Alu."

"If the girl Meimei likes is also a pure girl, she won't mind that he doesn't have the Tower of Babylon! The beauty of the Tower of Babylon can only be known by the hungry and thirsty aunt who opened the secret garden!"

Xin Baji sprayed, and he stood up frantically and yelled at Kagura, "Call me dirty and wretched, but you are the dirtiest one here! Talking about the Tower of Babylon and the Secret Garden, are you a pervert?! "

"Shut up the guy whose body is glasses!" Kagura waved his hand disdainfully, and slapped the frantic Xin Baji back on the sofa with his free hand, just like slapping away a fly. I, holding the wine glass hard, the goblet burst immediately, I looked very imposing, and my tone was as bold as the head of the underworld, "In a word, are you the kind of dirty adult who cares if Meimei doesn't have the Tower of Babylon? A pure boy, only an equally pure girl will understand!"

My expression was slightly distorted. I really don't understand what kind of brain circuit this cute-looking red-haired girl is. She pretended to be innocent while speaking in the tone of an old driver. Don't give up without giving an answer.

Kagura picked up another goblet full of wine from the low table, and said loudly, "Drink, drink!"

He drank the wine in the glass in one gulp, and then... his expression stiffened, he turned his head and vomited out, as if in pain that his stomach acid was about to be vomited out.While spitting out, he grumbled viciously, "So many people like such a nasty thing, my tongue is going to break!"

Turning around suddenly, pretending that nothing happened, as if she hadn’t vomited just now, she took the posture of a bold old driver’s head, seamlessly connecting, switching freely, staring at me with burning eyes, as if urging me to do the same He took a bold breath.

From the moment she spoke surprisingly, I felt that the atmosphere of the topic was taken away by her, and my momentum was losing ground. How can this be done? Being stared at with provocative eyes by her provocative eyes, the king is holding back A long breath of breath is ready to move, isn't it just amazing words, isn't it just talking nonsense, let me tell you, this king is also a flower in the world of talking guns that can make people speechless and run the train with their mouths full of mouths!

I picked up the goblet on the low table and drank the wine in one gulp. I didn't like the taste and almost vomited. I endured it and put the empty glass on the table in front of me.

"Okay! Bold!" Kagura picked up a wine glass and wanted to drink it up in one gulp, but he sprayed half of it, basically contributing to the ground and chest, and put the wine glass on the table, pretending that he just drank it naturally, Loudly said: "Meimei is the pillar of our everything house, his business is my business, in a word, do you like him or not? You shouldn't be the kind of superficial woman who looks down on him because he doesn't have the Tower of Babylon, right? I knew at a glance that you must be a person with connotations!"

I picked up a glass of wine and drank it all in one gulp, and couldn't help but say loudly: "Of course we goblins have the most connotations. Nothing in the Mysterious Garden of the Tower of Babel is important, because we don't have any of these at all!"

Kagura laughed loudly, held up the wine glass and raised his head, cleverly let the wine flow down his chin without taking a sip, and put the empty wine glass on the table at will after the feint, full of momentum, "Then you You must understand Meimei!"

Xin Baji was shocked, with a broken face, "Why is there no Tower of Babylon? Why is there no secret garden? Is there such a strange race in the universe? You look like a girl? Is your Opie fake?"

Kagura slapped him, "I knew you were a dirty and wretched guy, you must have been secretly staring at Big Sister's beautiful Oupai for a long time!"

Xin Baji was almost slapped on the ground, and he defended himself frantically, "Is that something you need to stare at to see? What a bad image of me in your mind! There is not even a secret garden, Ou It doesn’t matter what pie or something! Is that real Opie? Maybe it’s something to pretend to have curves!”

"You superficial and dirty glasses, Oupai is not such an indifferent thing! This is the embodiment of the female soul of this king, gathering the essence of heaven and earth, absorbing the light of the sun and the moon, only this king in the entire elf clan has practiced this Achievement! Are you underestimating the soul of this great king?!" I drank a glass of wine in one breath and said loudly.

"Stupid and dirty glasses!" Kagura scorned.

"What kind of European school is it that needs to gather the essence of the world and absorb the light of the sun and the moon to grow? It's just an European school!"

"This is my majesty's female soul, not an ordinary Oupai!" I gulped down a glass of wine angrily, and put the glass heavily on the table.

"That's right, this is Oupai who grew out of the essence of the world. What do you know about glasses like this!" In fact, except for the first glass, she drank it, but she vomited it all up, and the second glass drank halfway through, and the rest of the wine were all fake moves to deal with it. The blush setting that only exists, is really dedicated.

"What kind of glasses? Have I become a pair of glasses? Is my body glasses?!"

"Don't pay attention to such superficial and stupid glasses!" Kagura said contemptuously, she stepped on the sofa, held the glass in one hand, and raised it high, "Cheers to Opie!"

I put on the same pose as her, raised my glass high, "Cheers!"

I gurgled and drank it all, and all her wine was contributed to the clothes.

"What does your European party think about Meimei?" Kagura asked with a bit of a tongue, just like a drunken appearance, imitating it like a god.This is probably the wine is not intoxicating, everyone is intoxicated, especially restored.

I stretched out my hand to take a look, put my arms around Meruam's head and pressed it on my chest, and said sadly, "He's still a baby!"

"What... what? Meimei is still a baby?" Kagura was shocked and almost bit her own tongue.

"It's not even a year old yet, it's a baby, otherwise how could I be fooled by a dirty white curly hair!" I complained tearfully, "I've worked so hard to raise the baby, I'm afraid it will be spoiled, no Thinking about being instilled with strange thoughts by a white-haired curly who came out halfway!"

"It really is a dirty natural roll!" Kagura was filled with righteous indignation.

I praised Kagura fiercely, "Well played!"

"Haha, this queen is so wise and powerful!" Kagami was triumphant, "This queen saw through the evil intentions of Natural Curl at a glance, and punished him with the iron fist of justice!"

"Next time we see that natural roll, we'll beat him to death together!" I suggested.

"no problem!"

Kagura and I laughed together, picked up a glass of wine from the table at the same time, toasted, and I drank the wine in one gulp.

I feel a little dizzy in my head, and my spirits are extremely high. There are countless things I want to say, and the more we chat, the more we hit it off!

Suddenly, the world was spinning, I shook my head, and found myself sitting on Meruam's lap, with one arm around his neck.I looked up and saw Meruam's brows were deeply frowned, her expression was not very good-looking, her purple eyes were full of emotions, what was it... I took a closer look, and suddenly realized that I was not happy.

I reached out and put the wine glass to his mouth, and poured the wine, "Drink! What's wrong with you, just drink two more glasses and you'll be happy!"

Meluem let me drink the wine, and then, without saying a word, he started to drink the wine on the table, taking a sip, and put the empty wine glasses on the table, one after another, and it didn't take long for the table to be full of empty glasses.

"Bring up the wine! Bring up the best wine in the store!" Kagura shouted loudly.

The waiter served the drinks quickly.

Meluam drank cup by cup without any expression throughout the process, with astonishing efficiency. After a while, the goblets full of wine on the table became empty cups.

In order to cope with his super drinking efficiency, the uncle in black suit with afro hair asked the waiter to bring out the strongest wine in the store.

After drinking a table full of wine glasses, Meruem's drinking speed finally slowed down.

Kagura patted Meruam on the shoulder vigorously, and gave a thumbs up, "Man, speak up when you have something to say, even if you are rejected, at least you can know why. Although you are a baby, this queen believes that you must be The most powerful baby in the universe!"

As he spoke, Kagura fell down with a thud and started snoring.

I'm a little confused, is she drunk from the smell of wine?

"Waiter, charge the account to Shinsengumi, ask them to pay!"

"... Hiccup, no one will believe such words, it's like eating a king's meal." Xin Baji hiccupped and said in a daze.

"My lord is the queen bee of the Shinsengumi, they dare not pay my lord?!" I got angry.

In order to prove that I am not a defaulter, I asked Niulangdian to send someone to Zhenxuangumi to pay the bill, and I will wait here.

There were still many wine glasses full of wine on the table, I picked up a glass, drank it in one gulp, and put the empty glass back on the table, just as I was about to take another glass, Meluem's hand grabbed mine.

"...Huh?" I reacted a little too late, and turned to look at him blankly.

"I will become stronger." Meluem said lightly.

"……belch……"

"I still don't understand what human beings call love, but I understand that the goblin race is a powerful race, and I am looked down upon, just as I look down on creatures weaker than me. It should be a deep humiliation." I am suffering all the time, but what I should suffer more is my weakness, and I will become stronger." Meluem's purple eyes looked at me, her tone was light but heavy, " Life will yearn for a more powerful existence, and I will be so strong that you can no longer treat me as a baby."

I was stunned, and my muddled mind instantly cleared up.

I drank a glass of wine in one breath, put down the glass, and smiled softly: "Okay, I'll wait."

I don't hate people who work hard. I appreciate people who recognize themselves and work hard to create self-worth.

The arrogance of the long-lived species has been engraved into my soul. Only the long-lived species can truly talk to me on an equal footing. If there is too deep a bond between the long-lived species and the short-lived species, it will only be a tragedy. This is the condensation of countless blood and tears Lesson, how to eat the forbidden fruit knowing that it will be painful, what kind of spirit is it to die, the fetters that are doomed to be lost, doomed to turn into a curse because of missing half , that kind of pain and short-lived species don't understand at all, and can't experience it.

Long-lived species and short-lived species are forbidden fruits that cannot be touched.

Break through the boundaries and sublimate yourself, so strong that you can overcome the natural moat.

If you make up your mind, go for it.